Republic of China

Chapter 7
Generally speaking, Liu Banxian uses relatively traditional methods.

Some people call it shamanic dance, and some people call it dancing to the gods.

The earliest known form of the dance was performed by two people.

One is the main one and the other is the auxiliary one.

One invites God and the other beats the drum.

Whether it is the melody or the lyrics to the gods, they are basically fixed, and everyone follows this set of things.

The gods invited by wizards are even more diverse and cover a wide range of areas. Most of the time, they can't make the decision at all, and whatever they invite matters.

For example, if you invite the 'Tiger God' to possess you, you have to jump and pounce; if you invite the 'Eagle God', you have to spread your wings and fly and peck at the tributes.

The main theme is lively and joyful.

According to legend, Errenzhuan found inspiration and was created from it.

But times are developing, and the people are also making progress, looking for more convenient and faster methods.

In the end, it was carried forward in the hands of Dingxiang disciples.

They found that it was easier for the dancing master to communicate with his own old fairy, and the probability of binding the orifice was greatly enhanced.

Over time, the common people thought that Tiao Dashen was created by the former Dingxiang disciple.

Although it has been reformed, some rules have still remained.

Such as paying tribute.

After the fairy's orifices are tied up, they must have a toothpaste to enjoy themselves.

Liu Banxian is not exempt from vulgarity.

And the pomp is quite particular.

Smoking, drinking, and peeling bananas are something most families really can’t afford.

But what are the Seven Little Fruits?

Ordinary people may not be able to eat one until the Chinese New Year.

It is a collective name for seven kinds of preserves.

Candied orange cake, candied hawthorn slices, candied ginger slices, candied kumquats, candied lotus seeds, candied water chestnuts, and green and red silk.

For these seven small fruits, the people in the kitchen were so worried that they temporarily soaked some fruits and ginger slices in sugar water. After all, where can they get the seven small fruits at this time?

After working overtime for a while, I presented the 'construction site version' of Qi Xiaoguo.

Many of the workers watching the excitement stood and laughed.

It smells so good!
Just these good things can be used as betrothal gifts in the valley to get a wife!

And 'Liu Banxian' was obviously not happy about not eating the real Qixiaoguo, but he still caught them and made them.

He smashed his mouth while eating, and many people swallowed secretly.

Li Dongzhi in the distance frowned repeatedly, and then pulled Kang Muang beside him, "Can he do it? Have I found another big liar? How come I haven't done anything since I came here, but I want this and that, all the bells and whistles of."

Kang Muang still had that smile that made people feel like spring breeze.

"As the saying goes, the sky is full of mist and clouds, and the stars are filled with green branches and red flowers. As far as I know, some Ma family disciples are indeed like this. They want to have a good meal before working. But there are probably only a few who basically smoke cigarettes and drink wine. Even if it works.”

Li Dongzhi only knew a little bit about it.

It’s just a thought. If the matter can be solved successfully, it’s no big deal.

But 'Liu Banxian's' next request made Li Dongzhi very angry.

"Eight bowls."

What are the eight bowls?
The thin fish fillets, braised shrimps, family portraits, sweet-scented osmanthus fish bones, braised smooth fish, braised shredded pork, braised meatballs, loose meat, etc.; the eight thick bowls include mushroom stewed meatballs, vegetarian stewed soup, ground three delicacies, and pork stewed vermicelli. , shredded radish and stir-fried seed shrimp, sauerkraut and pork blood sausage, stewed tofu with mustard mustard, and stewed chicken with mushrooms.

Even if it comes on a rough basis, someone has to be sent to the town to hire a cook.

Besides, it was already dusk and evening, and it was too late to go to the town.

The workers' discussions became louder and louder, and they were all filled with resentment and displeasure.

I thought that the food in the camp was clear and watery, but there was little meat or fishy taste.

Why is it that someone who comes to 'see things' is so grand?

Co-author: You guys usually don’t work hard, right?

However, 'Liu Banxian' was still shaking his head, as if he wouldn't do anything if he couldn't eat eight bowls.

Just when there was an awkward stalemate.

Zhao Sanyuan walked out from the crowd, carried a bench and sat down opposite 'Liu Banxian'.

No one expected the unexpected turn of events.Why did the update come out?
But confusion quickly turned to consternation.

Snapped--

Zhao Sanyuan came up and slapped Liu Banxian directly on the cheek. The latter was stunned and couldn't understand what was going on.

Snapped--

He slapped Liu Banxian's head back with another backhand.

Zhao Sanyuan looked cold.

"Can you fucking do it? With seven plates and eight bowls, why don't we build a temple and build a golden body for you? If you can do it, do it. If you can't, just get rid of it and replace it with a fairy. Who will let you get used to it? Bad habit?"

The audience was silent.

Everyone looked directly at Zhao Sanyuan.

I thought to myself, Brother Zhao is not so crazy usually?

Good guy, he comes up with a big mouth.

It’s just a matter of beating people, but Xian’er is already in bed and still beating him, and he and Xian’er are beaten together!
I've heard of Da Xian'er whipping someone to see what's going on, but I've never heard of anyone who dares to whip the Da Xian'er who has her orifices tied up!
The scene was weird and embarrassing.

No one dared to take a breath, and 'Liu Banxian' was even blinded by the slap.

Therefore, the big leader must be reliable.

Li Dongzhi was the first to react. He didn't have time to think about why the young man suddenly became irritable, and immediately ordered him to pull Zhao Sanyuan away.

Although two slaps are very relieving, after all, you still have to point at others to work, right?

As the saying goes, cheap goods are not good, and good goods are not cheap.

If you dare to eat or drink in public, you must be relying on your skills.

If the big liar really leaked out, hundreds of young and old men inside and outside the courtyard would not be able to eat him alive?

soon.

Several big men from the third team trotted over and carried Zhao Sanyuan on their shoulders.

These people all witnessed how Zhao Sanyuan showed his power that night, so they all thought of love and did not act too forcefully.

But Zhao Sanyuan was obviously still angry.

Even after being resisted, he still cursed loudly, completely different from his usual taciturn self.

"I've been working for a month and haven't eaten even a few pieces of meat. You smoke and drink, and you want seven bowls of small fruits and eight bowls. With this money, you can make us pickled cabbage dumplings!"

"Why does Xian'er make you so angry? Just call him out and walk him around twice, and you'll pinch him!"

The resonance came unexpectedly.

Everyone suddenly realized that this was what Brother Zhao was angry about.

No problem!
Why are you waiting like this?

And he still started a small stove in full view of everyone.

It must not be tolerated.

Brother Zhao, you smoke beautifully!
In fact, what Zhao Sanyuan was more angry about was the unreasonable troubles made by the Fang Xian family.

He didn't understand why they were both Dingxiang disciples, so there was such a big gap?

If you have a request, it should be as little as possible so as not to go too far, right?

Even if you don’t have the bodhicitta to save all sentient beings, you should at least do things in a down-to-earth manner, right?
'Liu Banxian' shook his head and came to his senses, then became furious.

He kicked over the chair in front of him to give Zhao Sanyuan a good look.

The Xian family is really determined to harm people, and there are so many ways to do it.

suddenly!

'Liu Banxian' made a sudden move.

Out of the corner of his eye, he saw a young man wearing a square hat looking over cheerfully in the corner, with a smile that was both teasing and sarcastic.

Huang Xiaoliu!
The strong sense of crisis sent chills down the back of 'Liu Banxian', and cold sweat dripped down his face.

He immediately picked up the chair he had kicked over at an even faster speed, nodded and bowed to Huang Xiaoliu and smiled in greeting.

Immediately afterwards, his whole body was shocked, and his eyes changed from cloudy to clear.

Liu Banxian looked around suspiciously.

"My old fairy's business is done?"

(End of this chapter)