80s Wife Is Sweet and Sassy

Chapter 605 What Did You Pee?

"I'll help you eat."

Gu Ye smiled and gnawed open the lobster claws, revealing the white and tender meat. After taking a bite, a large piece of meat came out, dipped in some sauce, and ate it with relish.

"Fresh and delicious."

Gu Ye finished a large tong in two or three bites. It was really delicious, but the taste was a bit weird, but with the sauce dipped in it, the strange smell disappeared.

A lobster was eaten by Gu Ye in a short while, leaving only a pile of shells. After eating the last piece of meat, Gu Ye licked his lower lip with unsatisfied desire, and concluded: "Aside from being a bit saucy, the taste is very good."

"Why are you showing off? Dad, have you urinated yet?" Chu Qiao thought the old man hadn't urinated.

If the lobster does not urinate, it does have a taste after steaming.

"Let it go, what about a big bowl, I specially asked Dabao and Xiaobao to pour a big cup of herbal tea." The old man also gestured to the size of the bowl, a little impatient, everyone asked him if he had urinated, such a trivial matter, he Can it be done well?
Chu Qiao's eyes widened, she looked at the old man's gesticulating hand in astonishment, then at Dabao and Xiaobao, then at her own naive man who hadn't reacted yet, and sympathized with this guy for three seconds.

Lin Yulan finally came to her senses, and asked in a voiceless voice, "What did you pee on?"

"Child pee!"

The old man yelled impatiently, "You can't let me pee!"

Gu Ye was drinking water, and immediately choked up after hearing this, coughing so hard that he almost died, he finally calmed down, but when he saw the pile of lobster shells on the table, he felt that he would die from coughing.

Lin Yulan was angry and funny, she sympathized with her son who looked at the strange expression, and seeing that the old man still looked ignorant, she said helplessly: "You should put lobster urine, oh, you are such a person, don't ask if you don't understand, who knows?" Steaming lobsters and letting boys pee? You...you are just reckless!"

"Is there still urine in this thing?"

The old man pointed to the lobster shells on the table and asked.

"Why didn't you piss? I'm too lazy to tell you. Don't you know if you don't understand? If you think about it with the soles of your feet, you know that it is impossible to let a boy pee in cooking, you pig brain!"

This pig's brain completely angered the old man, he slapped the table, and said angrily: "Who told you not to make it clear, just talk about urinating, not which urinating, I don't know that this thing still exists!" Urine, Lin Yulan, why are you glaring at me? You told me that there is a place that uses boy’s urine to boil eggs and eat them, and that it’s a famous dish. That’s what you said, don’t deny it!"

"It's clear urine eggs, a local snack, not a dish. Don't be unreasonable. I don't know that you don't understand this. I asked if you have let the urine go. You said you did, and you said it so smoothly. Who would doubt it? !"

Lin Yulan was also on fire, how did she know that this old man didn't even know how to cook lobsters, and wasting such a big lobster, how could this poor old man be justified?
"Did I say it wrong? You asked if the piss was released, and I said yes, how could I say it wrong? Obviously, what you asked was wrong. You should ask whether the lobster has released the urine. If you say a few more words, you will be dumb?"

"Are you asking a few more words and your throat is smoking? We all ask this way here, and no one is as stupid as you."

"I'm not from your side, and I haven't eaten this lobster before. It's normal not to understand, Lin Yulan, don't be so unreasonable!"

"Who is being unreasonable now? You've done something wrong and you're still swearing. If it wasn't for you, would Ono be able to eat urine?"

"Obviously you are the one who caused Xiaoye to piss. You can't speak clearly at your age, and you still have the face to blame me?"

"Who's too old? You're ten years older than me, you're the bad old man!"

"I'm still going up and down the mountain, carrying a gun and still being a good man, what else can you do but cry?"

……

Chu Qiao watched the old couple quarreling in astonishment, the topic had seriously deviated from the lobster, and she became more and more impressed with the white lotus mother-in-law.

"Okay, you despise me now, you will despise me when I am old, you have no conscience!"

Lin Yulan's tears came as soon as she said it, like a faucet, and she didn't forget to curse a few words while crying. The arrogance of the old man's [-] meters suddenly became [-], and her voice became quieter. , I don’t bother arguing with you, it’s like this every time, it’s so annoying.”

But after muttering a few words, the old man still shut up, and Lin Yulan stopped crying a few times, and continued to eat, not forgetting to bring food for Chu Qiao.

Chu Qiao was deeply moved, she was wrong.

Her mother-in-law is definitely a white lotus with deep morality, why can't she handle the hot-tempered old man so obediently.

Gu Ye, who had endured it for a long time, heard his parents pee on the left and the other on the right, and heard the lobster he just ate rolled in his stomach. He couldn't help it anymore, and rushed to the bathroom to vomit. Qiao also vomited badly.

Chu Qiao wanted to appease her poor husband, but was stopped by Lin Yulan, "Sit still!"

Lin Yulan got up and poured a glass of water, let Gu Ye drink it and rinse her mouth, and comforted: "Actually, it's nothing, boy's urine can be eaten, it's a tonic, there is a place in Shaoxing that uses boy's urine to boil eggs, it's good for the waist. "

As soon as she finished speaking, Lin Yulan's heart skipped a beat, and she looked at her son, feeling extremely annoyed, why didn't she think of cooking urine eggs?
It is really effective to clear urine egg and invigorate the kidney. She should have cooked it long ago. Lin Yulan looked at Dabao and Xiaobao again, her eyes glowed. Such two good boys can cook it every day.

"Xiaoye, I'll cook you two clear urine eggs every day, that nourishes the kidney!"

Lin Yulan whispered, not to let her daughter-in-law hear.

Gu Ye, whose stomach was completely vomited, had already slowed down a bit, but when he heard this, the nausea surged up again, and he retched a few times. What evil did he do?
"No, let my dad eat it!"

Gu Ye categorically refused, even if he could live forever, he didn't want to eat clear pee, it made him upset.

"Your dad is getting old, so it's useless to mend it. This is really effective, and it smells delicious after cooking." Lin Yulan persuaded her earnestly, because she had eaten clear urine eggs.

In the alley where she lived in the past, there was an old woman from Shaoxing. Before the Qingming Festival, there was a custom of boiling urine eggs. When cooking, the smell was very strong and angry, but after the urine was boiled dry, the eggs were like tea eggs. , and there is a strange fragrance. It is very salty to eat after peeling off the shell, and the taste is very good, and it does not feel disgusting.

"do not want!"

Gu Ye became impatient, he would never eat such a disgusting thing.

Lin Yulan didn't dare to persuade her anymore, but she didn't give up. She planned to ask the old man to persuade her privately. Although the daughter-in-law was already pregnant, the son couldn't always rely on panacea. The medicine was three-point poisonous, and it was better to eat clear urine eggs.

Big Treasure and Little Treasure covered their mouths and laughed hard. Fortunately, they didn't eat lobster, otherwise they would be the ones who vomited now.

"What are you laughing laughing!"

Gu Ye angrily rewarded him with a chestnut. No wonder these two brats refused to eat lobster just now. They used to rob him of everything delicious, but today they are civilized. He should have suspected it earlier.

(End of this chapter)