A Beautiful Porcelain Poem, Enlightening The World's Prosperity

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No one knows that in this kind of steel forest in the magic capital, there will be bird calls early in the morning.

I don't know what the bird's name is, or where it came from, but I can tell that he is courting .....

"Damn, I'm really annoyed.

Lu Ming, who had just laid down and squinted, was suddenly woken up by the chirping of birds, and felt bored for no reason.

Originally, his sleep quality has always been very good, and he belongs to the kind of person who can't wake up when he closes his eyes and urine, but last night, he actually had a very rare insomnia.

Actually, it wasn't insomnia, because he didn't sleep at all.

Since Song Xinyao played a game, she seemed to be stunned, and directly registered an account with her mobile phone, and directly scored all night.

That's it, what's even more infuriating is that she doesn't sleep by herself, and she has to pull Lu Ming to stay up all night together.

This is good, the two of them tossed until six o'clock in the morning, and then went back to their rooms to rest.

And Lu Ming just felt a little sleepy, but was woken up by this nasty bird.

"Damn it, one day, I'm going to grab you and strip you of your fur, so you can't stop screaming early in the morning.

Lu Ming got up a little irritably, got out of bed and put on slippers, and came with a large size.

The first thing he does when he gets up every morning is to poop, which is a good Xi he has developed over the years.

After solving his physiological problems, Lu Ming came to the sink, probably washed his hands, and then picked up a handful of cold water and wiped his face.

As soon as the cold cold water touched his face, Lu Ming couldn't help but shiver, and instantly felt that he was sober a lot.

Lu Ming looked at his face in the mirror, and couldn't help touching the stubble that had already popped up slightly, and couldn't help but snort a few times.

"Tsk, how can this person be so handsome, how can this make other men live. "

Handsome is handsome, it's okay to eat with your face, but you're still so talented, it's a wall, you say it's not annoying."

Lu Ming looked in the mirror for a while talking to himself, but then couldn't help frowning.

Seeing that around his eyes, each had thick dark circles, and Lu Ming was instantly unhappy.

Why did there be such a thing that destroys the beauty on his miserable face?

It's all Song Xinyao's fault!

I had to play games with myself all night, and he didn't even win an MVP one night, and he was taken away by others the whole time.

Nope!

The more Lu Ming thought about it, the more angry he became, he felt that he needed to do something, as a man, how could he be suppressed by a woman? Lu Ming

had an idea, and then he had a good idea.

On weekdays, he is lazy and basically reluctant to cook, and it is too expensive to order takeout, so the food is generally solved by those fast foods.

Coincidentally, he happened to buy a large bag of snail noodles a few days ago, and it seems that there are still several bags in stock.

Thinking of this, the corners of Lu Ming's mouth couldn't help but show an evil smile.

I

saw him run to his room in three times and divide two by two, took out a bag ......of snail noodles from the drawer, walked to the kitchen in three steps and five steps, and skillfully boiled water.

Ten minutes later.

Dangdangdangdang ~ Lu Ming's secret snail lion powder debuted!

The reason why it is a secret recipe is of course not only including the snail powder, but also the stinky tofu, fat sausage and other ingredients are added very intimately in order to maximize the taste.

Lu Ming sniffed it carefully, and always felt that something was missing, so he immediately had an idea and took out a durian from the refrigerator.

That's right, the disadvantages are fruit after meals!

After everything was ready, Lu Ming came to Song Xinyao's house with his secret snail noodles and a plate of durian.

Because it is an exclusive secret reason, the lethality of this thing is really a little terrifying, and Song Xinyao, who was still snoring just now, suddenly frowned, and the tip of her nose trembled slightly.

Lu Ming smiled lewdly, picked up the chopsticks and stirred gently, and the unique smell instantly spread in the room.

Song Xinyao's reaction became more intense, but I don't know if it was because she played too late and her body was too tired, although her brows were furrowed at the moment, she still didn't wake up.

But Lu Ming didn't panic at all, he sat directly in front of Song Xinyao's window, and began to slowly sip the powder, still holding a garlic in his hand, and snail powder.

I don't know that after eating a few bites, Lu Ming suddenly felt that he couldn't stand the taste anymore.

This thing, although delicious, seems to be a little too smelly, and he always has the feeling of squatting in the countryside to eat in the old-fashioned thatched pit.

Bear with it!

Lu Ming gritted his teeth, then picked up the powder again, and took a sip of it, the soup drew a graceful arc in the air, and then landed on Song Xinyao's red lips.

Song Xinyao frowned, and her small ruddy tongue subconsciously stretched out and licked it gently.

In an instant, I opened my eyes!

However, her consciousness was still in a state of chaos, and in an instant, a pungent stench instantly poured into her nasal cavity, rushing straight to her brain.

Song Xinyao was directly stunned, and looked at Lu Ming dumbfounded.

At this time, Lu Ming was also a little at a loss, and subconsciously took a mouthful of powder.

The clear sound of powder was loud in the silence of the room.

Song Xinyao looked at Lu Ming, who was simmering in powder, and felt her hot lips, and suddenly seemed to understand something.

Lu Ming saw that Song Xinyao was awake, and couldn't help but raise his hand to say hello: "Morning, sister."

Song Xinyao was about to answer subconsciously, but as soon as she opened her mouth, the stench instantly came over.

"Vomit~"

Hearing this familiar voice, Lu Ming panicked instantly, and hurriedly brought in a trash can from outside to put it in front of the bed, hiding far away.

But fortunately, Song Xinyao only retched for a while, and didn't really vomit like last time.

After waiting for a while

, Song Xinyao shouted a little weakly, "Lu Ming~" Lu Ming hurriedly stepped forward and asked with great concern, "Sister, I'm here, what's wrong with you?"

Song Xinyao looked at Lu Ming who came over, and there was a burst of anger in her heart for no reason, and she wanted to raise her hand and slam it at his big face, but she was weak and couldn't use her strength at all.

She couldn't be angry, she looked at Lu Ming's sloppy face, and directly opened her bloody mouth, no matter where she picked, she directly dragged Lu Ming and bit it.

Lu Ming's reaction arc was also unusually fast, and the moment he saw Song Xinyao open his mouth, he secretly said that something was wrong, and hurriedly dodged to hide, but in the end, he was still a beat slower, and Song Xinyao directly gnawed his arm.

Song Xinyao bit Lu Ming, and scolded vaguely in her mouth

, "You bastard, you dare to eat shit in my room!".