A Big Adventure

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The so-called wedding banquet generally includes the following contents: a speech by the newcomer and parents of both parties, congratulations from guests and friends, some noisy activities in line with local customs, and traditional ceremonies such as handing over glasses of wine. Go toast, and some of the guests and friends who have the talent for singing or like to join in the lively or thick-skinned can go on stage to sing a song. Of course, it is best not to sing such bad scenery as "Bitter Cauliflower" and "Meng Jiang Nu" song.

Because of the well-prepared preparations, the wedding banquet went smoothly. As Cheng Peng designed in advance, some famous villains who like to make trouble with wine and play some trivial jokes are all in poor condition today. The glass of wine will be dizzy, and one or two will be drowsy. They will not wake up at all, and it is naturally impossible to cause trouble for everyone.

However, Peng still missed a little bit. He didn't expect that these drunks would snore loudly after falling asleep.

Fortunately, science and technology are prosperous now, and black technology is even more cruel, so Cheng Peng found the lobby manager of the hotel and discussed a few words. The other party opened a soundproof box and moved a group of drunks one by one. Heating Drive to the maximum, let them sleep on the warm artificial wool rug, a caring waiter kindly covered them with blankets, thinking it would not be cold.

As for the wedding banquet, they can still continue to sleep until they wake up, and then they can take the speeding car home. The speeding car has an automatic driving system. As long as everyone moves them to the car, the speeding car will take them All must be sent home, and then the electronic housekeeper will take care of all the remaining questions.

Well, it's that simple.

After these unrest factors are settled, the entire wedding banquet is very peaceful, everything is appropriate, lively but not dignified, enough to make a pair of new couples worth remembering forever in their hearts.

From 6:48 divided seats to 8:58 scattered seats, the entire wedding banquet lasted for more than two hours. During this period, the newcomers changed their clothes three times. These clothes were guaranteed by Lina's chest. The design is a masterpiece. In the past, only the giants such as the British royal family or the top of the Forbes list can afford it. When Wang Hu and Lin Lian appeared in new clothes, they caused it. The exclamation and cheering of the guests made Lena excited. She worked hard to push the slightly barren chest as high as possible. Du Zaomiao beside her even worried that her friend would become a chicken breast because of her chest.

In terms of singing, there are quite a few talents among the guests and friends. Many seniors have a bright golden voice. Although the songs they sing are more traditional, they are not the kind that young people like to hear, but at least they are full of momentum; He has a better singing voice. Wend also carried the guitar up and sang several songs by himself. Although he was surrounded by many fans who almost had red hearts in his eyes, the wanderer was still smart and free, not at all. affected. Whenever he was required to accompany his drink or sing, he only needed a few words to get away from Yingyingyanyan, accompanied the newcomers out to toast a circle or took a microphone to the stage and sang a song, then cheered Go back in time ... Such a long-sleeved dance practice really envied a group of magicians or magic apprentices.

After Cheng Peng presided over it, he saw that Li Wei gathered Zhang Channian and others to whisper and didn't know what to mutter.

"What are you talking about? Looks very interested." Intuition told him, but most of the activities led by Li Wei are not good.

"It's nothing. It's just a meeting of the FFF Youth League." Li Wei smiled very loyally, and it seemed to be harmless to humans and animals. "That's right, you don't have a girlfriend, Peng?"

"I really want something."

"That's not yet?"

"That's right."

"OK! Then I announce that on behalf of the 30 million single men in China, I will absorb you as a member of the glorious FFF group!" Li Wei laughed and looked very proud. "You have Pengge to join you, the top is a thousand Personal combat power! "

"Yes! The realization of the combat plan is already a matter of course!"

"Zhuangzai, my big FFF group! This time, we must grill the heretics on the torture rack until they are half-cooked!"

Cheng Peng looked at this group of guys who suddenly and generously ignited without knowing what to do. He was silent for two seconds, and finally found information about the FFF group from the depths of his mind, so he frowned.

"Does the FFF group you mentioned still have a name called" Heretical Interrogation Meeting "?"

Li Wei nodded again and again, seeming to be very emotional: "It turns out that Peng brother is not like the legendary non-house! Even the FFF regiment knows it."

"I get it, please wait a moment." Cheng Peng left without a word, turned around and went to the table where Shi Tianpeng was.

Once a Shaolin monk, but left the martial arts world because of the idea, now he is back to the martial arts. Shi Tianpeng and seven or eight friends are sitting in the corner of the venue. The dishes on these people's tables are quite different from others. It ’s a lot lighter, and I do n’t see wine at all. For martial artists who are constantly pursuing a higher level, food and wine are unnecessary enjoyments, which will kill their fighting spirit. They only need to enjoy the joyous atmosphere at the moment. can.

Yes, there are real martial artists on this table, and many of them are open for admission. Some of the disciples under the door can play. For example, Liu Yefei is the 50-year-old who is sitting next to Shi Tianpeng. The apprentice of the old uncle.

It ’s really amazing. Although Daddy Tiger is just a literary man with no power, he met several martial arts masters because he helped organize a novel that recorded anecdotes of martial arts. This time, when his son got married, the teachers often sent disciples or children as representatives even if they did n’t come. These people are often not young, they do n’t have much common language with the young people, and the arrangement is not suitable. However, Shi Tianpeng, who is also a martial arts person, came to accompany him to avoid the embarrassing situation.

Cheng Peng found Shi Tianpeng and talked about the movements of Li Wei and others. Shi Tianpeng froze for a moment, and asked, "FFF group? Heretic interrogation meeting? I have heard of heretic interrogation. It seems to be a notorious name for the Roman Catholic Church. It ’s a remarkable event, but has n’t this stopped for many years? "

Cheng Peng smiled and explained to him in detail: The so-called FFF group was originally derived from Japanese anime works. He did n’t know exactly what the source was. He only knew that the organization ’s characteristics were to oppose and destroy all men ’s and women ’s interactions. Those men who have girlfriends are sanctioned. When they are active, they will wear robes similar to cultists, even covering their faces. Their favorite means is torture, and their favorite props are sickles.

"Is this a joke? In reality, if there is such a crazy cult, there is no reason I don't know." A young martial artist who looked very capable said, "I'm a special police anyway."

This martial artist is named Lin Shenhe, which is a relatively peculiar kind of martial arts. According to the traditional saying, he called six doors, which is plainly a policeman. Of course, he is more familiar with If you do n’t even know the funny title of “Do n’t Shoot the Forest Deep River” in Adventure, even the existence of the FFF group is very questionable.

"Actually, it's a funny organization, but today it seems that they are not drinking lightly, and I'm worried that they will make trouble with their alcohol."

"It turns out that you want us to help watch them, don't let them make trouble, right?" Shi Tianpeng realized this, and couldn't help laughing. "These young people are also interesting ... what do you think?"

"Idle is also idle."

"Well, just understand what young people are thinking about now."

"Pharaoh is just such a son. It's okay to make a mess at the wedding. If it's too much, it's really unlucky."

So Li Wei decided their destiny.

Because this last hidden trouble was successfully ruled out, the entire wedding reception went smoothly.

At 8:58, Cheng Peng, the master of ceremonies, finished the last line of the entire manuscript.

"We all know that" Spring Festival is short and short ". This night belongs to a couple of newcomers. When the Dongfang Huadengye and the Golden List are titled, the greatest joy in life is nothing more than that. As the so-called noisy guests can not take the lead, let us return the time Give them the warmest applause and best wishes, and send them into the cave and embark on the beginning of a new journey in life! "

"I announce that the dinner is over, thank you for your presence and blessings!"

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