A Veteran of the Hero Academy

“Ho-“

The old men held my sword with all their strength in both hands. f*ck you catch this too?

When the sword was caught, the energy in both hands flowed backwards, making my heart suffocate. The old man put his fist into my chest.

Then a handful of blood spewed out of my mouth. No, my precious blood.

Even though the blood was spit out, it felt rather cool.

“It’s not bad…”

The old man patted his long beard and murmured.

“Your innate sense is too lacking.

The old man said in a resolute voice as if he were giving a judgement.

What are you talking about to me, a f*cking genius.

The energy was circulated throughout the body again.

Still can do more.

“Also, I don’t know the subject.”

The old man groaned and laughed.

An opponent I want to fight with too.

It is a disgraceful act to wield a sword against a lady, an old man, and a child.

Shut up, does that just look like an old man now?

Gathering his energy, he exploded from the side of his leg at once.

Instead of focusing your energy on your hands, try moving along the part where the power flows.

That’s pretty convincing advice.

In order to cut diagonally, it was sent from the waist to the wrist through the shoulder arm.

Then the cut became smoother than before.

This time, the old man’s eyes widened slightly.

good! Respect the old man!

I was expecting the appearance of the old man who had been cut with a diagonal line, but the old man moved lightly to the side to avoid the sword.

I forced my right foot forward to prevent my posture from collapsing.

The old man’s fist pierced my stomach once again.

As if he had been hit by a fatal blow, his whole body was relieved of strength and he collapsed at once.

damn it hurts.

“Hee-han-ha. He seems to have a lot of experience for his age, but his innate sense is too lacking compared to him. It’s like a student who has only injected education into his head. It’s the first time I’ve seen something like this.”

I could hear the old man lying on the floor and whispering in my ears.

What are you talking about, old man?

I wanted to get up, but I couldn’t get any more strength in my body.

“Because it’s unique, I think it has a taste for teaching… And there’s my one and only student…”

Why do you keep talking to yourself? Are you really senile?

Only the sound of the old man tapping the ground with his feet could be heard.

“Get up.”

After a while, the old man said.

I felt like I would be hit again if I didn’t get up, so I forced myself to get up.

I was forced to stand, but my legs kept shaking.

“You are my disciple from now on.”

He said as if an old man showed great generosity.

“I don’t like it.”

I immediately rejected the old man’s words. I’m a genius, so I don’t need a teacher.

The old man’s face was wrinkled and straightened again.

“Do you not know who the principal is?”

“They say it’s the first sword of the Empire.”

The old man’s face wrinkled again at my clear answer. It was funny to see his wrinkled face wrinkled, so I could barely hold back my laughter.

“But you don’t want to be a disciple? Is this the Empire’s first sword?”

The old man was talking in a way that he didn’t really understand.

“Yeah, I’m a genius, so I don’t need a teacher.”

He answered with a lot of confidence.

“Shut up”

The old man smiled mischievously.

‘Puhahahaha’

why the f*ck are you laughing

“I can assure you. You are the most untalented child I have ever seen. I can assure you that you are a garbage talent.”

The old man, who had been laughing happily for a long time, said while pointing his finger at me.

“It’s because I’m talented! I learned this all by myself.”

It was said that it was the first sword of the Empire, and his eyes seemed to be poor.

“Shut up!!”

The old man laughed as he grabbed the boat.

damn i feel bad

Am I a genius?

“Hahaha! It doesn’t matter what you think. You are my disciple now.”

“Because you don’t like it?”

“okay?”

“yes.”

As soon as I finished my answer, the old man appeared right in front of me. And with a happy face, he squeezed my whole body evenly for a long time.

“Evil! The Empire’s first sword loves people! Evil! f*ck!”

Someone please save me, damn it!

“Shout louder than ever!!!”

f*cking crazy old man.

“You crazy old man!!!”

“All right! You’re a disciple with a taste for hitting!”

The sound of laughter is really f*cking disgusting.

***

I knelt down and sat down in front of the old man.

“My son.”

“Yes. Our Master, as tall as the sky and as handsome as a lion!”

I felt pain all over my body. Each of his fists hurt so bad that he had the know-how to hit.

“Hmm. You can just call me Master.”

Contrary to words, the old man’s face was satisfied.

Crazy senile snobbish old man.

“From now on, every day at the end of the day, I will come here to receive training.”

Said the mad old man, stroking his beard, pretending to be polite.

“Yes? Every day? Haha no! Every day!? Of course, I am thankful for Master’s grace, but I’m worried that Master will be hard…”

Seeing that the mad old man’s eyebrows were rising, he hurriedly changed his words.

“Heh heh. It’s okay. If you are a disciple of the main course, you must be strong. Your current guy is so trash, you should train hard for a while.”

Is it this crazy old man?

“Still… Master is the best sword of the Empire… aren’t you busy?”

asked in a crawling voice.

“Haha, that’s fine! I’m on vacation right now and I have to teach your sister-in-law too.”

The old man tapped me on the shoulder with a satisfied expression.

Are you a sage by the way?

“Are you saying you’re a sister-in-law…?”

This crazy old man asked very carefully, because if he was offended, his fists would come out.

“Ah, haven’t I told you yet? There were several students, but the only surviving student is Kiana Baldwin. You would know, right?”

The crazy old man grinned and said.

No, there were several people, but only one student survived? did i hear it wrong?

And Kiana, that melon bread obsessive girl is my sister-in-law?

“Haha, don’t you know! Kiana-sama is the most famous person in the Hero Academy with her rare talent, but if you’re a student, you wouldn’t know! I wondered who raised such a great student! I can understand your bad swordsmanship skills! Hahaha!”

My tongue was constantly moving to survive.

At my words, the mad old man’s face softened.

Is it okay for a person called the Imperial Swordsman to love Abu like this?

“It’s like a big deal! If it weren’t for the main course, who would be able to handle a child with such ridiculous talent!

The mad old man’s voice was exhilarated.

“From now on, Kiana is your sister-in-law, so please listen carefully. In case you don’t listen to Kiana… on the day you don’t have to talk to me?”

The crazy old man raised the corners of his lips horribly.

I nodded desperately.

Even if it wasn’t from the crazy old man anyway, I was already listening to Kiana well enough.

“But your guy. No, my disciple.”

“Yes Mi… No, Master”

The old man’s eyebrows furrowed slightly at my answer.

“What kind of education did you get to be in such a strange situation?”

“Isn’t it odd?”

“No matter how you look at it, you’re not talented, but sometimes your posture is useful. It’s as if you’ve absorbed the memories of those who have been training for a long time.”

‘Hummm’

What are you.

“All these students are geniuses…”

“Awesome. He’s a pretty good joker! Whatever it is, if it’s fun, it’s enough!”

The old man smiled as if he was satisfied.

“Come on! Let’s get started then!”

The crazy old man looked at me and smiled horribly.

Damn, wasn’t today over?

Ouch!!!

***

My whole body ached.

The crazy old man’s training was reckless to the point where he couldn’t tell if this was training or just beatings.

‘This is the best thing for someone who has no talent like you!’ I kept screaming at me and moving my sword to live in the violence of such a mad old man.

Perhaps the mad old man’s words were not at all false, the hands that were twisted between the gentleman swordsmanship and the manly swordsmanship gradually loosened and softened.

In the end, I was finally able to return to the dormitory after the crazy old man who held me until my body stopped moving.

f*cking crazy old man.

It makes no sense to do this every day. I need to pack up quickly and run away from the academy.

I barely moved my heavy hand to open the door and enter, but Andrea was doing something in the room.

Why is he here again?

“Andrea?”

“Ah! Aiden!!!”

Andrea hastily hid something behind her.

“Why is Andrea here?”

“Ah! I’m here to see Aiden-sama’s condition! Oh, but those wounds!”

Andrea was surprised, pointing to the bruises all over my body.

It was strange to see Andrea in my room again, but it turned out to be a good thing.

Because there was no place in my body that didn’t hurt right now.

“Crazy old man clenched his fists. Can you give me some treatment?”

As I spoke, I could barely hold back the tears that were about to come out of the sadness.

“Of course! Lie on your bed and close your eyes!”

Andrea pointed to the bed with a chin stroke.

But what do you have in your hand?

I was curious, but my body was so tired that I lay down on the bed nicely.

“The treatment is easier if you take off that…”

Andrea’s strangely recalled voice was heard from the side.

That’s right. I took off my sweaty shirt and threw it beside me.

Oh my whole body aches.

Andrea’s slightly cool hand rested on my chest.

Soon, a warm feeling passed through Andrea’s hand.

Andrea’s hand moved and stroked my body. At the same time, the pain was lessened.

gulp.

Perhaps because of her nervousness, she heard Andrea swallowing her saliva.

As a nun, I thought it might be awkward to see a man naked, but it was too cumbersome to wear it again.

Gradually the soreness disappeared.

Fatigue came with a warm feeling.

“If you’re tired, you can sleep.”

He nodded at Andrea’s strangely sweet voice.

Andrea stroked my body softly.

f*cking crazy old man.

Sleepy…

I have to take a deep breath and wake up.

night run.

I felt like I was getting a massage and I lost my mind.

Andrea’s breath sounded a bit rough.

“I’m sleeping?”

Andrea’s voice felt distant and fell asleep.

***

smart

I woke up to the sound of someone knocking on the door.

As if Andrea had left my treatment, there was no one in the room.

The sweaty body became soft. Did Andrea even wipe my body? A true religious person.

I got up and opened the door with my light body.

Outside the door stood a man he had never seen before.

“That… I’ve come to find you outside and deliver you.”

The boy said to me with a soulless face. What is this crazy kid?

“Oh, thank you.”

I replied roughly and closed the door.

I looked for clothes to put on, but I didn’t find any clothes I had taken off before.

What did Andrea bring to do laundry again?

‘Look, I haven’t seen anything! really!’

What is he saying now.

I opened the closet, took out other clothes, and went outside.

As I left the dormitory door, I saw a large crowd of male students.

What’s going on?

Oh, but I didn’t ask who’s looking for me.

“Aiden!”

I looked around and a group of boys called me. It wasn’t. The man in the center of the group of boys called me.

A group of boys broke apart, and a perfect beauty with dark blonde hair walked up to me.

f*ck you Kiana.

Seeing Kiana reminded me of the crazy old man again.

Oh, I should have jumped. Would it happen even now?

I like this lady the most!!!

I didn’t ask, damn it.

Kiana came in front of me and smiled brightly. The world has become a little brighter.

“I heard from Master! Aiden has also become Master’s disciple!”

Kiana said in a slightly exasperated voice.

“Ah yes. What happened…”

I didn’t want to. That crazy old man’s disciple.

“Me too! I’m Master’s disciple! Haha”

yes i heard

The sentence ‘And I am Master’s disciple’ seems a bit silly.

“Then Kiana-sama is now my sister-in-law. You can talk to me comfortably.”

Kiana smiled brightly at my words.

“Is that right?! Then, I’ll make it easier for you…?! Priest!”

Kiana stuttered to the end, unsuitably.

Anyway, I’m going to jump.

He remembered how much he had left in his pocket under the bed.

“Your brother-in-law.”

Kiana’s red lips curved in an arc.

“Ah! Even if Master is a bit eccentric, he’s good at teaching, so if you stick with it, there won’t be any danger.”

It seemed very dangerous to follow him, damn it.

First, he smiled at Kiana’s words and nodded.

“Yes. Sister-in-law. I will do my best.”

yeah it’s gonna happen

“Yeah. I can’t stand the training so I just have to run away.”

Kiana smiled and tapped my shoulder.

“…if you run away?”

Kiana’s last words were ominous. I was afraid to ask, but I had no choice but to ask.

“Haha, of course, the priest will not run away, but Master had a hard time chasing the disciple who ran away last time and going to the desert at the eastern end to catch him.”

Why do you go all the way there to catch the disciple who ran away?

“What about the captured disciple…?”

I was afraid to hear the answer.

“Um, I don’t know. I haven’t seen or heard of it since then. Are you living well somewhere?”

Kate looked up at the sky and said.

Damn why are you looking at the sky and saying it so vaguely?

The night escape plan is cancelled.

I don’t know what I’ll do if I run away and get caught.

“Let’s do well together, Priest! Haha I’ll buy you a lot of melon bread too”

Kiana smiled brightly and patted my back.

My brother-in-law is a melon bread addict, and my teacher is a crazy old man.

f*ck off.

It was good to see that my academy life was even more twisted.