A Veteran of the Hero Academy

Vicky’s devouring eyes made it hard to breathe.

Why are you doing this in the morning?

I rolled my head that did not turn as much as I could.

“That… I ate with my mentor because of the introductory work on Heroism.”

Then I came up with a plausible excuse.

It wasn’t even an excuse, it was the truth.

It was because I was having lunch with my mentors, Adah and Sister Andrea, and the mentor just came out.

“Huh, mentor?”

Vicky’s voice softened slightly.

“Yes! I ate with my mentor, the intermediate warrior, Ada!”

As if receiving a spirit of encouragement, the power of his voice entered for nothing.

“But what about the smell of alcohol?”

Vicky patted my cheek once more.

“Because that intermediate warrior mentor is a complete drinker! I didn’t like it, but I forced it!”

drunkard? where did you hear it

Suddenly, I remembered myself dancing on the chair.

f*ck off.

Am I not like that?

“Yeah. You drink with a male mentor, so they look after you. Okay?”

Vicky’s hand gently stroked my cheek.

“Yes, I understand. Sister!”

But what the f*ck are you looking at?

“Do you want to go to morning training?”

The corners of Vicky’s lips rose ominously.

I hate doing morning workouts.

“Yes! Let’s go!”

Of course, I had no veto.

‘Why didn’t you take me with you yesterday, boy! What the hell happened to you while you were drinking!’

The sword he had left by the bed grumbled a lot.

what’s up

just drank

And you can’t go out with a sword to dinner appointments.

‘If you don’t take me out again, be prepared, boy!’

The sword was very annoyed.

When Ji is angry, he’s arguing about what he can do. Still, the way he spoke was pitiful, so it wasn’t necessary for a fight with Vicky, but he wore a sword around his side.

“Aren’t you coming soon?!”

I rushed to Vicky’s command.

He was taken to Vicky’s personal training ground.

I warmed up lightly and was beaten by Vicky as cool as yesterday.

“You have to take one more step here!”

Vicky said as he thrust his fist into my chin.

I heard a cheerful sound from my name.

no shit.

I’m going to use a sword anyway.

Of course, I couldn’t get my complaints out of my mouth.

“Come on, get up!”

At Vicky’s words, he gave strength to his trembling legs and got up.

Today, the lower body was too weak.

Is it because of the hangover?

Vicky’s fists came closer to me again.

I forcefully step forward, blocking Vicky’s fist with my forearm.

tight-

Vicky’s fist pierced my forearm and there was a cool sound of hitting.

oh shit it hurts so much

“Okay! If you step forward and block like that, you can shake the hitting point your opponent wants!”

Vicky’s voice rose slightly.

What do you do if you shake the starting point?

It’s equally painful.

While grunting, he grabbed the foot of the next flying Vicky.

dang-

The force on Vicky’s legs lifted her body slightly.

Is that ridiculous power a woman’s power?

I walked and pushed Vicky’s other leg with my foot. If this is enough, even Vicky will fall over.

Vicky pushed me with force on the leg that was caught on me.

Clearly, Vicky was in a position where she couldn’t properly strengthen her, but Vicky’s pushing force made me fall backwards first.

Vicky got up on top of me who had fallen and looked down at me.

Ugh – I’m out of breath.

I hit the ground hard with my hand to show my abstention.

“It’s a pervert.”

Vicky tapped my cheek lightly.

“Yeah, your sister.”

“There is no such thing as abstaining from me.”

Vicky smiled broadly and put a fist in my face.

Vicky’s fists were orthodoxly pierced in his face, and he was instantly distracted.

No, it’s f*cking training.

f*cking crazy bitch.

When I opened my eyes again, I was being carried by Vicky again. Today, more students were watching me than yesterday.

motherf*cker.

“Let him go. I can walk.”

I said to Vicky with a sound crawling in embarrassment.

“Huh? Did our perverts happen?”

The corners of Vicky’s lips rose slightly.

“Yes. So I’ll walk myself. Please…”

His face turned red at the sight of those around him.

“I’m almost there.”

It seemed that Vicky couldn’t hear me.

In the end, I came to Vicky’s annex while being held by Vicky. Yeah, I don’t have any good rumors anyway, but it wouldn’t make much difference if the rumors that she was carried around by a woman were added.

“Wash and pervert.”

Vicky dropped me off and patted my ass.

What the f*ck am I a dog?

Of course I went to wash.

After washing up, I saw Vicky cooking like the last time. Every time I saw Vicky, the chaplain, cooking with care, I got a strange feeling.

He approached while watching the back of Vicky about to explode.

“Did you wash everything?”

Vicky asked in a strangely soft tone.

“Yes. I’ll be doing it. Please wash up.”

It’s a bit ticklish, but this.

“Yeah. You just have to stir it like this.”

Vicky gave me a ladle and gave me an inappropriately soft smile.

Is that the f*cking kid who punched me in the face before?

As I was stirring the ladle, Vicky, who had washed everything, returned.

Vicky was wearing a white top and short pants, which accentuated her toned body. It was always a huge chest.

“I’m going to break through. You pervert.”

Vicky smiled and patted me on the back, who was staring blankly.

“Ah! Sorry!”

I guess I was staring blankly at Vicky’s chest without realizing it. Fearing that he might be hit again, he hastily bowed his head 90 degrees and apologized.

“Foot is fine. It’s not worn out just looking at it. Go sit down.”

Vicky smiled slightly and gently patted my back.

As we sat down at the table and waited, Vicky hummed and moved the food. Isn’t the personality really different inside and outside the house?

I took Vicky’s permission, so I just looked at Vicky’s body openly. Tight legs exposed by wearing short pants. Unbelievable breasts that are visible even when viewed from behind. It was a truly devastating body.

“Come on! Let’s eat!”

After moving all the food to the table, Vicky smiled softly, unsuitably.

Vicky’s food tasted like home-cooked food I had always thought of. Of course, since I didn’t have parents, I don’t know what home-cooked food is, but it means it’s roughly the same.

“Vicky’s food is really good.”

Vicky’s food tasted like it was refreshing his body when he ate it.

“Thank you. I’m glad. We got it in our pervert’s mouth.”

With a slightly red face at my compliment, Vicky smiled coolly.

Seeing Vicky’s smile made my heart tickle.

I’m going to laugh like that To the woman who grabs me every day.

After eating, I went back to the dormitory.

However, after eating, the energy returned slightly.

I drank alcohol, but why is my lower body not getting stronger?

When I opened the door, I saw Andrea mopping the floor.

What else is he doing here?

But didn’t I lock the door?

“Andrea?”

“Ah! Aiden-sama!”

Andrea answered my call with a blushed face. Unlike the usual Andrea’s, she had an anxious expression on her face.

“What is Andrea doing here?”

“I was wondering if Aiden-sama went in well yesterday. When I came, Aiden-nim wasn’t there, so I was just cleaning.”

Andrea showed me the mop in her hand. I’d appreciate it if you cleaned it.

But I wondered if it went well.

Didn’t Andrea take you?

“I thought Andrea-sama took you…”

“I was very drunk yesterday too… Do you not remember?”

Andrea looked at me cautiously with a red face.

“I can only remember the moment I drank the wine Andrea-sama gave me yesterday…”

My head was pounding as I tried to recall the memory.

Oh damn hangover.

“Aiden! Are you okay?”

Andrea gently grabbed my arm and put me on the bed.

“It’s okay! Nothing happened yesterday! You don’t have to think about it like that!”

Andrea looked at me with a more relaxed expression and smiled.

“Then I’ll treat you.”

As usual, smiling gracefully, Andrea put her hand on my head.

The headache in my head has subsided.

Andrea was always useful.

There seemed to be a sense of emptiness as well.

“Thank you. Andrea.”

Andrea smiled softly at my words.

“By the way, didn’t I make a mistake yesterday? It’s my first time drinking…”

I think I got up on a chair and did a strange dance…

“No! I made no mistakes! I really enjoyed yesterday! Please drink with me next time!”

Andrea answered, hurriedly shaking her hands.

“I had a lot of fun yesterday! Next time! Please drink with me!”

Andrea, with a blushing face, held out her little finger to me.

What kind of alcohol can you drink?

Of course, if Andrea lives.

I followed Andrea and smiled and walked the little finger.

Andrea’s eyes were strangely open.

why are you here

“Did you have breakfast?”

“Ah! I ate at the cathedral! How about Aiden?”

Poor Andrea that he eats the soup without taste every day.

“I’ve been eating too.”

“Ah! I washed Aiden-sama’s clothes and towels that I took and put them in!”

“I can do the laundry… Thank you. Andrea”

“It’s okay! Are you still exercising?”

Andrea glanced at my clothes.

“Yeah, it’s a sport.”

If exercise is the right thing to do.

“Then I’ll have to wash those clothes too?! Give it to me!”

Suddenly Andrea came up to me and tried to take my shirt off.

“No! Even if I do laundry!”

In spite of my refusal, Andrea took off my top in an instant.

Why are you so passionate about laundry?

I quickly covered my spigots that were exposed in an instant.

Andrea looked at me like that with eyes full of strange heat.

“Those underwear and pants…”

Andrea looked me up and down and muttered.

“It’s done!!!”

I kicked Andrea out of the room, looking at me with open eyes.

Andrea, a nun who has faith in her work and works hard, seemed to have a slightly strange side.

***

Today’s first class was about understanding monsters after a long time.

f*ck Strawberry Milk.

As soon as I realized this, I ran straight to the kiosk.

I went to the store that just opened and bought strawberry milk and chocolate milk for me to drink.

“Please put a straw in!”

I made sure to bring two straws.

I said hello to the aunt of the canteen and moved to the classroom.

I went into the classroom and sat in the back seat, which I was accustomed to. The back seat is a place where you can feel comfortable whenever you sit.

Looking at the time, I had a little bit of free time.

“Hey Pyeong-Min!”

After hearing it for a long time, I heard a voice that made me a little happy.

“Who is this. Isn’t that a Cucking Ugly Orange!”

He greeted me with a polite gesture.

“Damn!! Who’s the Cucking Ugly Orange!”

“You guys. Cucking Ugly O-Range”

It was always fun to make fun of Deshon.

“Damn ugly commoner bastard”

De’Shawn grunted and sat down next to me.

“But how did you get out of the dungeon back then?”

I wondered what happened after I suddenly lost my memory in the dungeon.

“Ah, then. When I was hungry and wanted to die if I kept going like this, it was over because I went back to where the Captain Demon was. And if you kill the f*cking commoner’s Little Captain Demon, I’ll have to take it with me too. Are you going out alone?! I was almost starving!”

“No, but you jumped out alone first. Cucking Ugly Oranges!”

Suddenly, I remembered that that bastard decided to live alone.

“No, that’s it! I went to call reinforcements!”

Still, Deshon’s face turned red, knowing that he was ashamed of being human.

“The reinforcements are scumbags. Were you trying to bring any minotaurs into the reinforcements to catch the general monster? Damn it? You’re making nonsensical excuses, you f*cking ugly orange bastard.”

“Cuckoo”

Having nothing to say to my concentrated offensive, Deshon pulled out the middle fingers of both hands. I quickly took out the middle fingers of both hands and responded back to back.

“If you weren’t in the f*cking classroom, you would have been stabbed by my spicy fist, teenager.”

I waved my Spicy Fist, my absolute weapon, and showed it to De’Shawn.

“Keuk…”

Cheolsu sat to my left, making a f*cking noise.

“You’re the f*ckin’ that f*cking geek… Shut up your voice. If you don’t want to taste spicy fists.”

I also waved my spicy fist to Cheol-su, who was sitting on the left.

“Kuuk… With such a small fist… I won’t be able to scratch my body… Kuk…”

Cheolsu muttered as he grabbed the eyepatch with the shape of his skull on it.

okay. f*ck, this baby is not a cub.

No, but why do you sit around me?

This is a complete trash can.

I am qualitatively different from these garbage.

“Hey, turn it off.”

“Yep”

Vicky slapped De’Shawn in the back of the head, sitting to my right.

Deshon stood up nicely and went to the seat next to Cheol-su.

“Good morning ‘Yeon’…”

“Kuwu… Respectful one…”

Play well with each other.

Vicky, who was sitting next to me, crossed her smooth legs on the desk.

I hurriedly put a straw in the strawberry milk and brought it to Vicky’s red lips.

“Huh”

Vicky smiled as if satisfied and drank strawberry milk.

After drinking the strawberry milk, Vicky gently stroked my hair as if I was a puppy.

Should I even make a chirping sound, damn it.

“Now, let’s start class.”

Just in time, Mr. Benjamin started the class and was able to pass without a purr.

“We are now halfway through the semester. There was a minor problem when entering the dungeon of the previous assignment, but if you are a hero, you must not sit down in front of the problem.”

No, it shouldn’t be a f*cking problem.

Are you going to use that as an excuse to be a f*cking hero?

And it’s not trivial at all.

“There is a saying that a hero’s best friend is danger. To that extent, danger always accompanies a hero. Rather, through this opportunity…”

Mr. Benjamin began to speak the damn sound calmly.

This was the f*cking point of the Hero Academy.

The academy, drunk with this hero’s mulberry, was intoxicated with the strange belief that all the dangers of failing to kill a hero make the hero stronger.

I don’t know what the f*cking theory is.

A risk is just a risk, damn it.

In the force evaluation conducted every semester, it was most impressive that a special award was given to the guy who passed out due to his entire arm flying off during the fight. He even said that he had received a special award and liked it by waving his other arm like a bench.

Of course, the arm that was cut off was quickly treated and reattached, but there were rumors that the arm that was cut had less hair growth than the other arms.

Some of the kids were applauding excitedly, falling for Mr. Benjamin’s stupid remarks.

An academy as ignorant as a real dog.

Since then, Mr. Benjamin has been talking shit for a long time.

What is our courage?

After all, we who overcame that dungeon became stronger warriors.

If it wasn’t for Vicky, I would have come out of that dungeon and searched for those two men.

But why the f*ck are you trying to be so shameless?

“In that sense, I will give a perfect score to the first semester monster understanding score of our last group, which overcame the tough crisis last time. Applause everyone!”

The sound of applause filled the classroom.

At the sound of a perfect score, I jumped up and thanked Mr. Benjamin.

okay! f*ck! This is it.

Mr. Benjamin is the best!

Hero Academy is the best!

When I looked to the side, I noticed that Deshon also got up and said thanks.

Vicky looked at me like that with a confused expression.

“Crisis into opportunity-!”

He spit out the words that were boiling in his chest.

Wow-!

The classroom was filled with shouts and applause from students.

Understanding monsters is the best!

thank you!

thank you!

Suddenly, I remembered the guy I loved waving his arm with his arm cut off.

Nope. I’m different from that bastard.

thank you!

I waved my arms vigorously.

***

“Add more fries!”

The chef was in trouble because of the princess who was raging in front of him.

Although she had seen the princess for a long time, it was the first time she had asked her so recklessly.

Even the princess doesn’t like tempura.

The chef, who had been cooking for the princess for a long time, knew both the food she liked and the food she didn’t like.

The princess definitely hates tempura very much.

But in the lunchbox you make for the princess, you put a lot of tempura that the princess doesn’t like.

The chef was perplexed.

“But the princess tempura is not good for the body. And doesn’t the princess hate tempura so much?”

Concerned, the chef carefully said to the princess.

“No! The tempura has suddenly improved!! Just ask for more!”

The princess screamed loud enough to hurt her ears.

At that loud noise, the chef had to make every effort not to frown.

The chef doubted whether the princess in front of him was the same person as the princess he had known before.

He was the one who never made a loud noise in the palace.

I was also happy to think that the princess had a brighter personality because she was with her peers.

When I was in that dreary and bloody palace, I felt sorry for the princess, who was always expressionless, inappropriate for her age.

“Are you listening to me??!! I want you to put tempura in it!!! A lot!!!!”

Still, the screaming princess was the chef who was not used to it.

“Put it in!!!”