A Veteran of the Hero Academy

After a moment of silence, Kate sat down and grabbed my hand and sat me next to her.

Seeing that, Vicky’s expression frowned.

Vicky sat rough in the chair opposite Kate and pulled me tighter.

oh shit f*cking crazy.

It felt like it was about to split in half when I pulled it from both sides.

Kiana sat opposite us.

Then Joshua, who hesitated, sat down next to Kiana. Seeing the two of them talking, the two seemed to communicate well.

“This is a pretty expensive cafe. If it weren’t for me, we wouldn’t have been able to come to this place, would we?”

Kate raised her eyebrows and smiled.

“You don’t know that the food you buy is not good for your health. How about our little one?”

“Hey, I’ve never eaten in a place like this before.”

Kate said with a smile on her face.

“Of course. Unlike anyone else, I’m good at cooking, so I can make it myself. As I said before, women can’t cook? Huh… Well?”

Vicky gently stroked my chin.

“Profit! I can cook too!! I don’t do it because I have a precious body! That’s right?! Joshua!!!”

Kate, who wasn’t very patient with Vicky’s words, woke up screaming.

Joshua received Kate’s gaze and put on a puzzled expression. At first glance, Joshua seemed to have a personality that wasn’t good at lying.

“The princess has a really great skill… in cooking. Ugh!”

Joshua closed his mouth for a moment, then spit it out. Joshua’s words gave Kate a triumphant expression.

“In the palace… sometimes even cookies… I’m sorry! Princess! I can’t do it!”

Joshua, who had been struggling to speak, got up and apologized.

No, how much can a child suffer like that if he can’t cook?

“Joshua!!!!!”

Kate tried to stop Joshua, but it was too late.

“Pu ha ha ha ha”

Vicky grabbed her stomach and laughed so loud that it hurt her ears.

“Profit!!! Don’t laugh! Joshua!!! Say it’s a lie! Come on! Tell me I’m good at cooking!!!”

Kate shouted almost as if she was having a seizure.

“I’m sorry! But I can’t wait for the princess’s dishes…! My disloyalty! I’ll take it sweetly!”

Joshua bowed his head so deeply that he almost banged his head on the table.

“It’s okay. There’s no need to lie. A lie is like ink, the more you do it…”

Kiana was patting Joshua from the side.

Varied really.

smart-

Thanks to the staff who came in just in time, I was in a state of lull.

Kate, who was blushing brightly, sat down in her seat.

“I’m really good at cooking!”

Kate sat close to me and whispered in my ear.

I guess I haven’t given up yet.

In fact, when he was kidnapped together, he didn’t even move a finger.

“Okay. I know you’re good at cooking.”

However, there was no need to increase the job by saying that fact.

“Hehehehe, don’t you? Ignore that stupid, ignorant, big-breasted woman.”

Kate patted my shoulder with satisfaction at my answer.

Soon the table was filled with cakes.

And there were various drinks on the border.

Oh, and some purple drinks too.

It looks so disgusting to eat.

“Come on, let’s eat this pervert.”

Vicky fed me a white cake.

Well, it tastes like milk.

“Eat this too! Our commoners!”

Then Kate immediately fed me a yellow cake.

Does this taste like cheese?

“Then this is-“

Vicky quickly fed me another cake.

Wait a minute, f*ck this.

“this!”

Kate fed again.

motherf*cker.

These psychopaths were shoving more cake into my already full mouth as if competing.

crazy throat My mouth was so full of cake that I couldn’t chew, but they didn’t care.

“Pervert this too!”

“Profit! This too!”

f*ck off.

Eventually, a cough came up due to a stuffy throat.

no.

My eyes met with Kiana, who was looking at me with worried eyes from the other side.

I waved my palm to Kiana to get away.

Seeing me like that, Kiana smiled.

No f*cking crazy.

Kiana’s eyes widened slightly and gestured to follow me.

No, that’s not it, Vicky.

“Eat this too!”

Then Kate shoved another cake deep into my mouth.

“Eetch!”

Unable to bear it any longer, I had no choice but to forcefully spit out what was in my mouth.

I hurriedly tried to block the contents with my hand, but it was already too late.

I watched slowly the cakes popping out of my mouth and flying towards Kiana.

Kiana’s eyes widened even more.

It seemed as if a terrible scene was unfolding in front of his eyes.

Just before the cake spills on Kiana.

Kiana’s figure disappeared.

“Everyone, stop.”

I heard Kiana’s voice behind me.

Kiana moved behind me and grabbed hands from both sides trying to push more cake into me.

“Will you let go of this hand?”

Vicky said in an uncomfortable tone.

“The priest is suffering.”

Kiana’s soft words almost brought tears to my eyes.

Of course, there were no tears.

After all, there is only the housekeeper!

“huh!”

Kate clenched Kiana’s hand and folded her arms.

As the brother-in-law said, you bastard who is not cheap.

“I’ve eaten it all, so let’s go. Pervert.”

Kiana’s hand snapped off and Vicky stood up.

yes i ate enough

Now let’s all go on our way.

It’s hard enough just going with Vicky.

“Hey, it’s not tasty!”

Kate snapped her fork and put it down.

“Let’s wake up, Joshua!”

Kate woke up with a loud noise.

Following Kate, Joshua also stood up.

Kate got up and put her arms around me again.

Then Vicky folded his arms around my opposite arm and pulled me in.

“Ouch!”

His body split in two, and he screamed in pain that seemed to confuse his identity.

Surprised by my scream, Vicky and Kate released their hands.

“You go there.”

Then Kiana gently pulled me in.

“What else is this?!”

Kate shouted as she pointed to Kiana.

“Isn’t my priest in pain? Stop it.”

Kiana said firmly.

I hid behind Kiana’s back.

Also, the priest is the best.

Get rid of those crazy bitches

“Yeah, yes. But won’t you give me back what’s mine?”

“Why do commoners belong to you!!”

“That’s because I decided to do mine. Any complaints?”

“Profit!!! Of course there is!”

“What kind of complaints? Maybe our little boy perverts…”

“Shut up!!! I’m a princess, so everything belongs to me! I don’t have yours!”

“Tell me to stop…”

“You’re falling for a bit!! Why do you keep getting into it!”

“My priest’s mouth…”

“whatever!!!!”

Look at that ignorant habit of talking.

His head was pounding as he raised his voice and tried to fight.

f*ck yeah Whether you fight with each other or not, it’s up to you.

I quietly headed towards the door.

They didn’t notice me running away from the fight.

When I finally quietly grabbed the doorknob,

smart-

“This is our special cake for the princess only.”

A staff member came in with a packed cake.

motherf*cker.

When I turned around awkwardly, everyone was looking at me.

“Where are our perverts?”

Vicky asked with stern eyes.

“…haha the bathroom.”

I smiled shyly.

“Ah! The men’s restroom is on the right after you exit.”

The friendly staff explained the location of the toilet to me.

f*ck off.

“thank you.”

I hated that kind of employee, so I wanted to beat him up.

“You know if I go and don’t come?”

Vicky’s red lips curved in an arc.

“Haha, of course I’ll go…”

“Go out and go to the right.”

I went out looking at the staff who kindly explained to me again.

When I went to the bathroom, the room was calm.

I’m glad I did.

“Then we have somewhere to go.”

As I entered, Vicky jumped up and put her arms around me.

“I-Ik!!! I have a place to go too!?”

Then Kate got up and put her arms around my opposite arm.

“So. Little boy.”

When Vicky saw Kate like that, he laughed and dragged me out. As I was dragged by Vicky’s power, Kate was naturally dragged along too.

Kate tried her best not to be dragged, but there was no way she could defeat Vicky in strength.

He also walked out of the cafe with a funny look.

Behind the scenes, Joshua and Kiana followed, chatting.

Vicky dragged me to the grocery store.

According to Vicky, this is the largest grocery store in the capital.

I’ve never been to a grocery store since I don’t cook with my own hands.

The grocery store was full of different kinds of groceries.

A lot of people were walking around looking for groceries.

“Ugh-“

Vicky pulled a piece of paper out of his pocket and checked it.

I glanced at the paper, and there was a list of things to buy.

Vicky dragged me around diligently, putting groceries into baskets.

Many of them were the first ones I had ever seen.

It was something new to see them even buying groceries themselves.

You really like to cook.

“I know how to cook! Take a look! These are carrots!!!”

Kate, who looked at Vicky with a distasteful look, said while pointing her finger at what was next to her.

“It’s an onion…”

Joshua spoke quietly to Kate.

“Carrots or onions, there!”

Kate’s face reddened slightly from embarrassment even when she said it.

Even I know carrots and onions, but it’s a bit harsh.

How can carrots and onions look alike? I thought about it, but I was convinced because it was Kate who was a nerd.

“Poohpup. Kid, these are carrots.”

said Vicky, pointing at the carrot with a smirk on her face.

“Profit! That’s it! It looks similar and tastes similar!!!”

Kate took the carrot from Vicky’s hand and took a large bite.

I think there was some dirt on the carrots. Is that okay?

Kate’s expression softened as if the taste was okay.

Kate ate the carrot in her mouth, grabbed the onion, and took a large bite.

Oh, that must be a little spicy.

Kate’s face, which had a mysterious expression on her face, gradually turned into a crying one.

Kate’s mouth, which was moving hard, gradually slowed down.

“Uh… it’s spicy…”

Kate muttered, tears welling up in her eyes.

When Kate opened her mouth, a pungent smell came out.

“Pu ha ha ha”

Seeing Kate like that, Vicky burst out laughing.

“Spit it out!”

Joshua hurriedly pulled out a handkerchief and put it to Kate’s mouth.

“Look elsewhere!!!”

Kate pointed a finger at me.

Even if I don’t say that, I won’t look at it because it’s dirty.

Eventually, Kate spit the onion from her mouth into Joshua’s handkerchief.

“Ugh- I’m really good at cooking…”

When I turned around, tears were flowing from Kate’s eyes.

It was so hot that I cried.

“Pu ha ha ha look at him!”

Vicky was smiling happily while pointing a finger at Kate like that.

“This… Eat this!”

Seeing Kate crying, Joshua hurriedly offered a strawberry to Kate.

Kate took the strawberry Joshua had given her and chewed it.

It was so funny to see Kate chewing strawberries hard while crying with her face red like strawberries.

After a brief commotion, we bought all the groceries we needed and went out.

Fortunately, Kate has been quiet since the Onion incident.

“But what is it, sir?”

I asked Kiana, who had bought a bunch of stuff.

“Ah. There are melon bread ingredients. So I’m going to try making it myself. I’ll definitely give it to the priest.”

Kiana smiled brightly as she rolled up her sleeves.

They don’t stop at buying and eating, they even make their own and eat them.

He looked like a true melon bread addict.

But did the melon bread contain real melons?

“Then is there any place we want to go pervert?”

Vicky looked back at me and asked.

‘Rapier Rapier!!! Hurry, hurry!’

f*ck I knew.

“I’m going to go to that weapon shop. I have something to see.”

“Huh- Weapon shop? You already have two swords, so you’re greedy.”

“I’m just curious.”

“Then go to the weapon shop.”

Vicky grabbed my arm as if he knew geography well.

“…okay”

Kate, with her head bowed and her arms crossed, followed me, muttering in an inaudible voice.

“Oh, it’s a weapon shop, so it’s a place that makes you feel good whenever you go.”

He looked excited when he heard that Kiana was going to the weapon shop.

So we walked down the street in a funny way and arrived at the weapon shop.

On the building of the weapon shop, as if to emphasize that it was a weapon shop, a spear and a sword were carved large.

At that level, people seemed to know that it was a weapon shop even without a separate sign, but the owner didn’t seem to be satisfied with it.

There was a large engraved ‘Celtic Weapons Store’ in the front of the building.

Vicky kicked the door of the weapon shop with his foot, accustomed to it.

With a loud bang, everyone in the weapon shop looked at us.

No, you can just open it and go inside.

There was a loud bang from inside, and the sound of someone moving loudly was heard.

A large man with a thick beard ran in front of us.

“Vicky!!!”

Roughly enough to make a bang, the man knelt in front of Vicky.

“Uh Celtic.”

Vicky called such a man as if it were natural.

“How have you been so far!!! This Celt has been blessed by Vicky-sama…!”

He said desperately as if a man would vomit blood.

“No. He wants to see some weapons.”

Vicky, who carelessly cut the words of such a desperate man, pointed at me.

“Haha hello.”

I looked at the forearm of a man the size of my torso and greeted him awkwardly.

“this person is…?”

The man’s eyebrows narrowed when he saw me.

“It’s mine. It’s mine.”

Vicky grabbed my arm and held it in his arms.

Then, Kate stood by her side, struggling.

damn it hurts

“But Vicky-sama…!”

The man blinked as if doubting his own eyes.

“What?”

“Oh… no! I see! Come this way! Vicky-sama’s!”

In response to Vicky’s harsh reply, the man spoke hurriedly.

But what the f*ck is Vicky’s thing?

That was a really bad sentence.

We followed the man into the depths of the weapon shop.

The building was bigger on the inside than it looked from the outside.

land-land-land-

Men who looked like masculine men were pounding hard inside.

Among them, there seemed to be Dwarves.

“Eh-i-ho! Land! Then we will also land!”

The dwarves were hammering and singing strange songs.

“Vicky!”

Some of them recognized Vicky and knelt down.

What the hell have you been doing around here that makes these scary-looking guys kneel when they see you in Vicky?

Vicky roughly waved his hand to those guys.

As we went a little deeper, we came to a place where the weapons were neatly organized.

There were a lot of weapons hanging that looked like something I didn’t know.

“These are very good swords.”

Kiana said in a rare exhilarating voice.

Kiana’s eyes moved rapidly.

“A girl with a pretty face has the right eyes to see! The weapons here are carefully selected and carefully selected by our best weapon shop in the capital! Haha!”

At Kiana’s words, the man who guided me said excitedly.

“Then choose one, pervert.”

Vicky pushed me slightly.

“If you like anything, bring it.”

Vicky laughed coldly.

and the dog is cool

On this occasion, I also threw away the Luna sword and replaced it with a new sword…?

‘You’re listening, boy.’

It’s a joke.

‘Rapier! Rapier! Right in front of the diagonal over there!!! Hot Rapier!!! A well-deserved rapier!!’

I walked to where the sword said.

There were rapiers that were shiny and shiny.

A sword shining in silver and a handle shining in gold.

‘Hey heck heck! This is this!’

f*ck you be quiet

The sword was so excited that it gave me a headache when I shouted.

‘Come on, put me up there, upload it!!’

I took off the scabbard as it was and placed the Luna sword on the rapier.

‘You smell like a virgin! Relax, lady!’

‘Ouch! Whoops!’

What the f*ck are you doing, you f*cking sword.

I felt dirty because of the strange groan of the sword that kept coming into my head.

‘Ughhh!!!!’

After a strange groan, the sword became silent.

why did it end so quickly

I’m a little disappointed.

‘Don’t get me wrong… It’s been a while, so that’s all! I could do this all day!’

Shut up because it’s a little dirty.

‘I’ll buy you this sword. please! It suits me so well!’

The sword mournfully asked.

No, but I don’t use rapier, so why buy this?

‘Just buy me some! Somehow I’ll make you stronger, please! Because it suits me the best!’

The sword’s voice was too desperate to ignore.

Yes, first of all, I have a sword.

It’s true that I got stronger with the Luna sword…

Hmmm I’m worried

‘please! Even the sword needs to satisfy its cravings! Respect the sword! Respect! Respect!’

If I didn’t buy that rapier, the sword seemed to keep making noise.

I get it. Alright, let’s live.

‘Thank you, thank you! boy! I’ll definitely make you stronger! ha ha ha! Rapier this year! You are now my…’

The behind-the-scenes were so lowly that I tried to pretend I didn’t hear them.

“Huh? Rapier?”

Vicky asked, looking at me who had picked up the rapier.

“Ah… this is”

I don’t have any excuses to think about.

At that moment, a shabby rapier appeared on Kiana’s waist as she looked around the sword.

Come to think of it, Kiana’s sword was so flat that it didn’t suit her. I can give it to Kiana and show it to Luna Gum sometimes.

There’s nothing bad about being seen well by Kiana, who will become the first sword of the Empire.

“It’s for a gift.”

“gift?”

Vicky’s forehead wrinkled at my answer.

Sister, why are you wrinkling your forehead again?

“yes.”

He nodded his head anxiously.

“Huh- I know what you buy. You are free to change anything you buy.”

Vicky relaxed and tapped my shoulder.

“Celtic.”

“Yes! Vicky!”

As soon as Vicky called softly, the man ran up to him and knelt again.

What the hell was Vicky doing?

“this.”

Vicky pointed to the rapier in my hand.

“Oh- you have a good eye. Speaking of this rapier…”

“How much is it.”

Vicky cut off the man’s horse.

“that is…”

The man panicked at Vicky’s resolute words.

“Ummm… just give me this.”

The man who was worried while looking at Vicky for a moment said that the price was much cheaper than I thought.

That’s fine.

He took money out of his pocket and handed it to the man.

The man received the money, but he did not look very happy.

I paid the price and came out of the weapon shop.

Kiana kept looking back at the weapon shop as if something was missing.

“Stay here for a second. I’ll come talk to you.”

Vicky went back into the weapon shop.

“Wait a minute, Nanana!”

Where did Kate walk with a blushing face?

“Princess! Are you going to the bathroom?! Let’s go together!”

“Profit! No toilet!”

“Then where?!”

“First of all, it’s not a bathroom! You stupid Joshua!!!”

Kate and Joshua noisily went to the bathroom.

So, can I just give it to you and then do it every time you train?

‘Okay, so good! Once a day is enough!’

It was heavy and cumbersome to carry, so I thought it would be better to give it quickly.

Because the faster the processing, the better.

“private residence.”

“Huh, priest?”

Kiana, who was still looking at the weapon shop, turned to my call.

“This is a gift.”

I held out the rapier in my hand to Kiana.

Kiana looked at me blankly, as if she didn’t understand what I was saying.

What are you doing? Your arm hurts.

“It’s a gift. My sister-in-law helped me a lot and took care of me a lot.”

It didn’t seem like Kiana had taken care of me at all, but…

“Ah… Priest.”

I held out a little more and Kiana took the rapier.

“I just wanted to give my sister-in-law a present.”

I smiled as kindly as possible.

You look pretty friendly, right?

“Priest… how can people be this warm…”

Kiana groaned and a tear fell from her eyes.

no why the f*ck are you crying

did i do something wrong?

I reviewed my actions today.

Was it a problem for commoners to politely give presents to aristocrats?

Or was the cake I spit out a little bit?

Seeing Kiana holding the rapier in her arms more preciously, her mind became more complicated.

‘Hmmm. That rapier is so beautiful that it makes me cry. It’s just burning hot again.’

It’s all because of you, damn it.

“Thank you, Priest.”

Kiana burst into tears and smiled brightly at me.

It was so beautiful that I will remember it for the rest of my life.

It was also creepy.

A foolishly warm priest, I will protect you-

Kiana mumbled something, but it was too small to be heard.

Did you just give it to me?

f*ck off.