"I'm sorry to be human."

As soon as I woke up, I felt that the whole person was emo, and I thought that I didn't listen to Netease Cloud last night.

I lay on the bed like a salted fish with my eyes open for a long time, and I didn't get up slowly until Bai Ge knocked on the door, and my previous clothes were too big for me.

I wear a short-sleeved shirt to bed with a pair of shorts underneath, and luckily the shorts have good elasticity, otherwise I would have to go into battle in a vacuum.

The neckline of the short sleeves went all the way up to my collarbone, and a large chunk leaked out of my shoulder, which felt very uncomfortable.

Stumbling to the toilet, Bai Ge was brushing his teeth in front of the sink, I stood in front of the toilet in a daze and took off my pants, and then I noticed a straight look, rubbed some hazy eyes, and I looked back at it without caring at all.

"What? Haven't you ever seen pee?

Bai Ge looked at me with a mouthful of toothpaste foam, his eyes kept scanning me up and down, and he didn't even notice that he swallowed a big mouthful of foam, I frowned, feeling that something was not right, until a trickle flowed down my legs.

"Hooligans!"

Regardless of Bai Ge's brushing of his teeth, I hurriedly lifted my pants and blasted Bai Ge out of the toilet.

Sitting on the toilet awkwardly, carefully cleaning the liquid on his legs with toilet paper, he felt that the whole person was not good, and his face was red to the root of his ears.

"Gan, I'm still not Xi to this body, it's too strange to sit and pee or something!"

Finally cleaned up and put on my pants, I lay in front of the washbasin, looking at the girl in the mirror, to be honest, it was really good-looking, although it was a bit strange to say that, but my current appearance was indeed my ideal type, but the hair was a little shorter, just past the ears, if you have shoulder-length hair it will definitely look better.

"Gan! What was I thinking? Why do you keep coming up with such strange ideas lately?

"I'm a man, am I?" I asked myself.

"No, I'm a woman now." I gave up arguing, turned on the faucet, hurriedly washed my face, and opened the door and went out without even brushing my teeth.

Outside the door, Bai Ge was still holding a water glass, holding a toothbrush with a simple look, like a guard with a knife, no, it should be called a guard with a toothbrush.

Watching him slip into the bathroom and close the door, I couldn't help but cover my mouth and laugh.

It's really rare to see him so embarrassed.,To be honest, it's pretty cute.,He always looked serious before.,Even if it's a joke, it's a very polite smile.,If I hadn't grown up with him since I was a child.,I'd definitely think he's the son of a family.。

Sitting at the dining table, I was like an oxygen-starved fish, almost spitting bubbles, I forgot that I couldn't cook, and now I had to wait for Bai Ge to finish brushing his teeth and go out to eat together or wait for him to make breakfast.

My cooking skills are actually okay, but since Bai Ge tasted my best dishes, fried tomatoes with tomatoes, fried tomatoes with chili, and fried tomatoes with eggplant, he has never been allowed into the kitchen again.

If you ask me why I love tomatoes so much, then I can only say that I like to eat sour food, and I have loved eating them since I was a child.

When I was a child, I liked to take a few cents to the school store to buy a small bag of sour girls for a dime, or a small sample for a dime, all of which were sweet and sour gummies, my favorite.

Left and right and waited, I didn't see Bai Ge come out, I wonder if he accidentally triggered some mechanism when brushing his teeth and traveled to the other world to open a harem, so think about it, it's really possible, then I don't agree, even if I chase him to the other world, I have to chase him back, otherwise who will cook for me.

Thinking wildly, before I knew it, I had already walked to the door of the bathroom and opened the door, and then Bai Ge, who was sitting on the toilet, with a constipated expression on his face, was facing me who poked his head out to observe the situation.

"Uh... Does this count as canceling each other out? As soon as my brain twitched, I opened my mouth and said it.

"Bang dang!"

Reacting, I slammed the door of the bathroom, my face turned red into a monkey butt for some reason, obviously we used to take a bath together, look at what the toilet is!

Despite all the constant reassurance in my heart, I still felt very hot in my face, and I trotted all the way to the kitchen to turn on the faucet and took a handful of water and slapped it on my face, which made me feel better.

Brushing my water-soaked hair, I raised my head and tried to calm my mood as much as possible, but it didn't seem to be of much use, and my mind kept recalling Bai Ge's constipated expression just now, as well as the pants he took off.

Actually, if you think about it, you probably don't see anything.

Shaking his head vigorously, I think the brain should be taken out and washed, if the brain is a peripheral, I must have thrown it in the washing machine to wash.

In the end, we still didn't eat at home, because Bai Ge didn't know why we had diarrhea, we went out more than ten minutes later than usual, so we could only buy some food on the way.

Along the way, because of embarrassment, I walked in front, and Bai Ge walked behind, and I felt that Bai Ge must be secretly making fun of me.

Because I've sneezed several times along the way.

He must have secretly called me a woman in his heart, but there was no evidence, and I couldn't directly scold him.

I bought a little breakfast casually on the way, in order to compensate for Bai Ge taking care of me yesterday, I rushed to pay for it this time, and then the boss said to Bai Ge that I had found a virtuous object, be kind to me, and know how to cherish it.

I was so angry that I didn't even take breakfast and ran away, and I didn't know if I was really angry or ashamed.

I obviously wore a hat, because it was too hot to wear a mask, and the eyes of the people in the class were not good, so I didn't wear it, but I didn't expect the small breakfast shop to be Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, and I was found out that I was so well disguised.

I touched my chest wrapped around the bandage, the roll of bandage was almost exhausted, and I bought a few more rolls online, but it hadn't arrived yet.

Recently, I feel that my chest has swelled a lot, especially when I wrap the bandage, it feels more difficult to wrap than before, there is a hard lump in my chest, it hurts a little, I am really afraid of what kind of breast cancer or something, I want to ask Bai Ge to see if he knows, but I don't know how to speak.

"Oh, that's hard."

"Now, your breakfast."

Bai Ge didn't know when he caught up and handed me my breakfast.

"Don't eat it." I was inexplicably irritable and rejected him as soon as I opened my mouth.

"Are you auntie coming soon, why do you feel more and more irritable lately?" Bai Ge opened his breakfast and started eating, and deliberately ate it very fragrantly, and the fragrance wafted to my side, and I kept swallowing my saliva.

"Lao Tzu is a man, okay, how can you come to the eldest aunt!"

Even though I was hungry, I still quibbled with a weak heart, and my eyes kept staring at the rice in the white singer. "If you can't eat two servings, I'll help you solve one."

"No, I have a good appetite today, so I'll fight these tooth sacrifices."

"Gan!" I was a little annoyed, and I took two quick steps to ignore him.

This guy is so bad that before I know it, my little fists are clenched.

As I walked along the road to relieve the uncomfortable feeling of being hungry, I began to think crankily again.

I really feel like my temper has gotten worse.

My body has changed, and I feel as if my personality is changing.

Will one day I no longer be me, but a real girl?

Both inside and outside, like an ordinary girl.

It can't be, I'm a little drumming in my heart, it's terrible to think about it.

"Hey, eat or not, don't eat I'll really eat."

Bai Ge caught up with me at some point and handed me breakfast again.

Take it over, I just take a bite, and I should vent my anger.

If there was a day when I became a girl completely, I would never choose this guy to be my other half!

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