Accidentally Knocked Down The Witch While Sword Flight

2022-03-09

Chapter 97 The witch’s molesting plan (two-in-one)

“This photo has long hair, it’s not you at all, right? Do you think I’m easy to deceive and want to deceive me?” Yun Yi actually recognized Chen Shun in the photo, but in order not to lose herself too much, she opened her eyes and said nonsense.

“That’s me. Hair is as long as I want, it’s just a little spell.”

Chen Shun saw her poking mashed potatoes and thought she didn’t like it, I wanted to take it back and eat it myself, but was firmly protected by the little witch.

“If I say no, it’s not!” Yun Yi acted as a rascal.

In fact, Chen Shun can more or less guess the thoughts of some little witches, but she just thinks that the photo of her sleeping face on the witch is too simple, so she is unbalanced.

But Chen Shun thought about it for a few seconds, and then he thought it would be good to listen to the little witch.

Anyway, I won’t be missing anything.

“So…what do you want to do?”

“I just want to see your Sword Immortal with my own eyes! You saw my swimsuit yesterday, now it’s your turn I see you!” Yun Yi said what was in his heart.

Chen Shun carefully recalled yesterday’s scene.

Have you seen it?

I seem to have seen it, but I don’t seem to have seen it.

All attention was on her belly.

I only remember that her swimsuit was black, and there seemed to be a big eye on her collarbone.

It looks pretty good in my impression, probably.

Yun Yi became anxious when she saw Chen Shun’s pestle standing there.

“Wow, you are thinking about renege on a debt! How can you be like this! You won’t show it to you next time!”

Chen Why is Shun like this? It’s such a ruthless feeling.

“I didn’t say renege on a debt! Besides, didn’t we use photos instead? Why did we change the word again…”

“But you just watched it yesterday. Oh! Do you dare to say you didn’t see it!”

“I… did, but I didn’t see clearly…”

Chen Shun hesitated, always I don’t think it’s very good to say that I read it, and it’s even worse to say that I don’t…

“You have a nosebleed! Did you tell me that you didn’t see clearly?” Yun Yi poked the yam hard. Mud, gritted his teeth and stared at Chen Shun.

How could she believe Chen Shun’s statement that he didn’t see clearly, he is a big Sword Immortal!

Nosebleeds!

However, it’s all nosebleed. Does that mean that his swimsuit is still quite attractive to him…?

“I really didn’t see clearly, I had a nosebleed, that’s because…I hit the door!”

“I hit the door…the ghost will believe you.”

Really didn’t see it clearly, no wonder it was so perfunctory last night.

This is a big failure.

“Then I’ll show you next time, you must see clearly!”

If he doesn’t hear his heartfelt praise again, Yun Yi decides to wear a swimsuit to hide next time Run to his room.

She’s already familiar with her room anyway.

This swimsuit was bought just to make him compliment, but it cost a lot of money, very expensive!

If he doesn’t boast, isn’t he a loss to his grandmother’s house?

Praise the old lady!

Chen Shun felt the resentment emanating from Yun Yi’s body and moved his butt out.

“What are you hiding from!”

Yun Yi followed.

Because of the living room of the villa, most of the old-fashioned red-lacquered wooden Eight Immortals tables and stools were benches. Yun Yi was so crowded, and the two of them sat together on the same bench. aside.

It looks very weird.

“Then you can find a time, I’ll change into that clothes and show you?”

“Can I watch you change?”

“No.”

Chen Shun sternly rejected the perverted remarks that the little witch said.

Chen Lu laughedly dealt with Chen Shun’s group of classmates and took photos with some lively girls at their request.

In the corner of his eye, he was always paying attention to the movements of his grandson, he didn’t listen to what they were saying, just watched the girl continuously forcing grandson to the bench, turned his face to the side and talked to grandson seriously. say something.

It’s so good… someone else’s cabbage is rushing to make their own dog arch.

Chen Lu touched the sachet in his trousers pocket, which he couldn’t give away yesterday, ready to see this thriving Chinese cabbage at an opportunity.

“By the way, classmates, yesterday you were tired all day, so I didn’t tell you that the sunset scenery that doesn’t go down the mountain is a must. If you want to watch the sunset or take pictures, you can ask Ah Feng and the others. Take you up the mountain.”

The cheers rose one after another.

Someone even took out a DSLR silently, just waiting for this moment!

Chen Lu smiled, he felt that the lovely Chinese cabbage should not be able to resist the temptation, and he would probably take Xiao Shun to watch the sunset together.

when the time comes

It’s also a gift to my future granddaughter-in-law.

Chen Lu gave expectations to the students in Class 2 of the third year, and they were super energetic all day.

In order to be ashamed, the boys said that they would not go back to the villa for dinner at noon, and asked the villa not to cook their meals.

They are ready to forage and hunt by themselves!

Yun Yi was in a good mood when he heard and watched the sunset. It would be even better if the sunset could be accompanied by a Sword Immortal.

The Chen Shun in that photo is the background of the sunset.

But she also understands that it is not convenient to show strength during the day.

Little witch’s slightly regretful sigh was sharply captured by Chen Shun.

“Although the sunset that doesn’t go down the mountain is really beautiful, the sunrise is just as good.”

Yun Yi covered his mouth and looked at Chen Shun in surprise.

She figured out what Chen Shun meant.

The subtext is that if he wants to see it, he will accompany him to watch the sunrise!

If you watch the sunrise, you must get up very early, and there must be no who at that time!

“Then if you watch the sunrise, you will become a Sword Immortal, and then step on the colorful clouds…?”

“The colorful clouds… It’s a bit difficult, I try Try it.”

Chen Shun frowned, thinking in his mind how to change into a colorful cloud.

Yun Yi wanted to say the second half of the sentence, but now, Chen Shun can agree to his request.

Not yet when the time comes.

One day, he will say it himself!

As for Yun Yi, her goal is to make this day come as early as possible.

“Five-colored auspicious clouds, why don’t you replace it with a colorful Flying Sword? I’ll take some paint and dye this thing green!” Chen Shun lifted the pendant from his neck and shook it towards Yun Yi.

Yun Yi hurriedly stuffed him back and took a couple of shots.

“Please, don’t break my beautiful fantasy about Flying Sword, thank you.”

“Oh.”

Chen Shun was annoyed, although he always He says he is the best Sword Immortal in the world, but in fact he is just a Foundation Establishment. According to the realm division of the old era, he is now a rookie who has just entered the cultivation world.

To be able to see the colorful auspicious clouds of the camel man is really a bit embarrassing for him.

“Then… when the time comes, I will go to the door of your room and call you! Shall we watch the sunrise together?” Yun Yi blinked with great anticipation.

“Okay.” Chen Shun agreed.

But he always felt that the little witch might not be able to get up in bed.

Every time Chen Shun sees her sleeping, she thinks that her dreams must be very sweet, otherwise how could she always sleep so soundly?

Why does his own dream occasionally dream of Heart Demon?

The joys and sorrows of people are not the same. Chen Shun felt that if he could be like the little witch, what kind of emotions should be put on his face.

He still doesn’t understand how to define his strangely good feelings for the little witch.

But that’s okay, he’s already decided to haunt the little witch.

As long as she’s by her side all the time, she’ll be able to figure it out one day.

Yun Yi loves this mashed potato, but she doesn’t pour soy sauce, she just loves the sweet and glutinous taste.

“I’ll bring some back to Xiao Di and Meimei. I asked them, and they seem to have eaten some steamed buns.”

“There are still some in the kitchen. Don’t worry.”

“By the way, Chen Shun, I’ll take you to see something good later!”

“What?”

“Let’s not tell you, you are waiting for me here, I will take you there later!”

Yun Yi deng deng deng trotted and returned to the house with two butterflies.

As soon as they entered the room, they saw Xiao Di and Li Mei dig out the handcuffs she had hidden in the pillowcase and were studying.

“What are you guys doing?”

“Yiyi, now I feel like your handcuffs are a Pandora’s box. Try it.” Li Mei was very tangled and felt uneasy.

“Hey, hey, you can try it, but don’t torture me, I’ll tell you!” Xiao Di quickly got out of bed and hid behind Yun Yi, and took the mashed potato that Yun Yi handed over.

“Huh? Is there such a thing for breakfast? Yiyi, Brother Shun’s family made it for you, right?”

“What are you talking about, it’s my fault I also thought it was delicious and brought it back to you!”

Yun Yi handed another butterfly to Li Mei, then put away the handcuffs again, and warned that if you really want to take the handcuffs yourself, you will be responsible for the consequences. He turned around and went out the door.

“What are you doing, Yiyi, so energetic and bustling?”

“What else can I do, I’m so anxious to see Brother Shun, they are getting tired of it lately. .”

Xiao Di and Li Mei were eating mashed potatoes and looked at each other.

At the same time, I saw through the other party’s intention: I want to try the handcuffs.

The more Yun Yi keeps them from playing, the more they want to play.

Humans are so cheap.

If you don’t suffer a little loss, you will never give up.

Yun Yi trotted to the living room and made Chen Shun a very familiar gesture.

That’s standing cool, then looking sideways, chin up and head shaking.

It means: go!

The two walked out of the villa side by side, and Yun Yi pointed in the direction from time to time.

“Here it is, here it is.”

“Isn’t this where you bruised your foot yesterday?”

“Yes.”

“Why did you bring me here?…Oh I understand.”

Chen Shun ignored Yun Yi’s obstruction beside him, ran a few steps forward, and found the one where Yun Yi was squatting yesterday. place, kicked fiercely.

While kicking and scolding: “I told you to mix with others, I told you to mix with others!”

Yun Yi was both angry and funny.

Who wants to bring him to see this, she brought Chen Shun to see the groundhog.

“There’s a groundhog here.”

“Huh?” Chen Shun turned his head.

“There’s a groundhog here! Earth! Bull! Rat!”

Yun Yi gathered his magic power, used a hypnotic spell, and then took out half a yam, hesitating. After a while, he took a bite and then put it on the ground.

She has enchanted the potato to emit a scent that attracts groundhogs.

After a while, a groundhog ran out of the hole, looked all around vigilantly, saw two humans, and immediately retreated into the hole.

Seemingly unable to resist the smell caused by Yun Yi’s magic, the woodchuck came out of the hole again, ran to the side of the sweet potato, and picked it up with its two short front paws.

Chen Shun and Yun Yi squatted aside and watched it eat.

“You really like small animals?”

“Yes, furry ones like it.”

Yun Yi reached out and gently poked the soil The dog’s face, the latter did not respond, still cooking.

She didn’t know if this groundhog was the one she saw yesterday, they looked exactly the same.

“It’s so strong, it feels like a kangaroo.” Chen Shun’s attention was on the groundhog’s muscles.

“Chen Shun, why don’t you take it back to the villa for two days? After the holiday, bring it back.”

“Okay, but you should take care of it, Otherwise, Xiongba may take it away, and Xiongba is very smart, and it will think we have a new pet and run away from home.”

“Forget it…”

Since Xiongba and Yun Yi had a hot spring bath together, one person and one dog are no longer the same as before with swords drawn and bows bent.

And Yun Yi knew that it was Xiongba who carried him back to the room.

She didn’t want to let the atmosphere of getting along with each other, which had finally become harmonious, break down.

“Why do you say that Xiongba ran away from home before?”

“Yeah, I picked up an injured goose and came back to take care of it for a few days, and Xiongba was about to die. Then he ran into the forest and wandered for two days, but couldn’t find it.”

“And then?”

“Then it seems to have eaten something bad. I got my stomach and ran back.”

“Chen Shun, take Xiongba to Luo City to raise it?”

“I thought about this a long time ago. Now, there is no one in my house, I am the only one. I have to go to school during the day, and I don’t have time to sneak it. It is very energetic. I am afraid that it will be suffocated. Besides, it is still big and eats a lot of dora. To prevent it from scaring others…especially bathing it, it’s too difficult.”

Yun Yi felt a pity after hearing this.

She thought that in the future, she would raise a fat tiger, Chen Shun would raise a male tyrant, and there would be a cat and a dog at home, which would be fine.

Thinking about it, Yun Yi’s face turned a little red.

She didn’t understand why she suddenly thought of something so far away.

“Chirp chirp!” The groundhog called out a few times.

Chen Shun was disappointed.

It’s not as expected.

He thought the groundhog was ugly, and he really couldn’t appreciate it.

It’s really not as cute as an artificial bionic wild boar cub made by a father.

After teasing the groundhog for a while, Chen Shun urged Yun Yi to go back. He wanted to show the wild boar cub to Yun Yi.

On the way back to the villa, Yun Yi deliberately took a few steps behind, stepped on Chen Shun’s shadow with his hands behind his back, and looked up at Chen Shun from time to time.

“Chen Shun, there’s nothing like that…golden armor warriors here?”

“No more.”

Yun Yi nods, brewing in his mind The molestation plan is preparing to enter the stage of implementation.

Chen Shun didn’t pay attention, his eyes wandered between the forests, trying to find the stick in his hand, and the squirrel that quickly climbed up the tree after being alerted.

Every boy’s eyes search for these involuntarily as he walks through the forest.

Suddenly there was a huge force behind him, and Chen Shun hurriedly bent his arms to hug the soft body behind him.

Yun Yi jumped on his back at some point, and wrapped his arms around Chen Shun’s neck.

“You lied to me to see the groundhog, in fact, the real purpose is to make me carry you?”

“hehe, who said it wasn’t…”

Yun Yi’s eyes were curved into crescents and she smiled brightly.

He found it!

The two-in-one chapter.

The bottleneck period is over, I feel that the quality of the chapters is declining, which may be more related to the sudden increase…

There will be an increase for the Branch Lords later (after about twelve o’clock) More~

 …

Today, several books from friends who are very supportive of me until now are also on the shelves, and I have to support them.

Feng Feichen “My Senior Sister Is Too Powerful”, the single heroine of the classical fairy tale.

And I would like to thank Bateman most.

Yu Mu Shaosheng’s “Meiman: Beginning Guidance Batman”, in order to help me pull the first order… The one who said that the text did not recommend the book actually pushed me the book, I really don’t know what to do Thanks to Bateman, Bateman is a powerful faction, not like me who got it by luck. Don’t dislike the title of the book, the content is the hard stuff.

Here, I sincerely hope that Bateman can get two boutiques for the first order, come on!

(End of this chapter)