Add One, I Don’t Know How To Fight

Chapter 232 Chapter 231: Big butt falls from the sky (please vote for me!)

After Keith Van Horn received the basketball, he looked at Larry Brown pitifully, as if begging the old man wearing glasses to replace him.

I just play basketball to support my family and make some money.

I didn’t want to risk my life!

But it was too late, Li Ang was already behind Van Horn.

Li Ang roughly pushed Van Horn out, and even used wrestling techniques - using his legs to trip Van Horn's lower body.

Everyone in Van Horn is stupid, Brother Li, you and I have no grievances, so what’s the point of playing basketball! ?

Of course Van Horn doesn't understand Li Ang's thinking. After all, he is really just a person who wants to make some money by playing basketball.

Everyone else is scrambling to enter the NBA early to earn money. Except for Duncan, who promised his mother to study hard in college, basically most players will participate in the NBA draft as long as they have the opportunity.

But Van Horn doesn’t fit into either category.

I think back then, Van Horn had a chance to enter the league in 1996. At that time, his name as "Larry Bird II" had already spread throughout the NCAA.

How strong was Van Horn in college? When he was a freshman, he pushed the team's starting power forward, University of Utah star and recognized No. 1 power forward in world basketball history, Ma Jian, to the bench.

This kind of talent can be said to be terrifying.

After all, Duncan is half a step behind Ma Jian.

However, Van Horn, who was so talented, resolutely chose to go to college for another year and postpone participating in the draft for a year because he wanted to take care of his girlfriend and their toddler.

This reason also shocked the general managers of NBA teams at the time.

After entering the NBA, Van Horn's personality as a good family man has not changed.

He cares more about his family than winning the game.

In the original history, Van Horn should not have retired so early.

In the summer of 2006, although Van Horn could only serve as a role player, there were still many teams willing to offer contracts to the former second overall pick.

However, Van Horn said: "Put away your damn contract, I won't fight anymore!"

He feels that he has earned enough, and he enjoys his current family life very much, and he even plays basketball.

Wouldn’t it be nice for my wife and children to have a hot bed?

Anyway, Van Horn can't understand someone like Malone who has been fighting in the league for more than ten years to win the championship.

So what if you win the championship? If you play basketball for more than ten years, you will be bored.

If you want to win like Jordan, it doesn't matter how many years you play.

The key is that you get beaten every year. After Jordan beat Li Ang, don't you have any idea of ​​your level?

Retire as soon as possible, it won't be a shame.

Van Horn also admires Malone's perseverance.

In short, Van Horn is by no means the kind of player who is associated with "iron-blooded" players.

Therefore, seeing that Li Ang was so defensive, Van Horn, who had a huge height advantage, chose not to fight!

Oh, just for fun.

You can play ball, but you want me to work hard? There is no way!

He passed the ball back to Iverson. Iverson stood outside the three-point line and his hands were shaking when he got the ball.

Damn it.

I'm going to smoke, brother!

Why don't you give me the ball! ?

When the 76ers traded Uncle Mu for Van Horn, they wanted to find a teammate for AI who could share the scoring pressure.

After all, Van Horn averaged 15 points per game in his last season with the Nets.

When the results came, I realized that this shit was useless.

He can score when he doesn't need to score.

When the real competition required him to fight hard, he stopped playing.

In the end, Iverson has to do it alone.

It's not that Iverson didn't want to play in the past two years, it's that he really couldn't play anymore.

In the 2000-01 season, after battling with the Raptors despite injuries, AI's body was severely damaged.

So much so that in the 01-02 season, AI's physical condition declined significantly. As the scoring champion and MVP in 2001, Iverson was unable to outscore Pierce in the 2002 playoffs.

AI finally recovered in 02-03, but the team still didn't have anyone who could help AI share the pressure.

Facts have proven that the upper limit of Larry Brown's "one-star, four-defense" lineup is the Eastern Conference finals.

Winning the championship is simply a dream.

But Larry Brown doesn’t admit it. As a famous coach, how could I do something wrong? Popovich was taught by me, how could I not know how to win the championship?

Do you know the ball or do I know the ball?

It’s not that my tactics aren’t good, it’s Iverson who isn’t!

If Iverson scores 50 points every game, can I lose?

It's ridiculous, if Iverson scored 50 points in every game, the Huskies would win the championship even if they were tied to the coach's bench.

Externally, Larry Brown is very confident.

But in fact, Brown knows very well that he may not be able to continue with the 76ers.

Seeing that AI is almost past its peak, Brown basically has no chance of winning the championship in Philadelphia.

So, Brown is now looking for a new home!

Change the place and continue to be the county magistrate, and continue to make money.

To put it bluntly, Brown's mind is not entirely on the team right now.

Therefore, Iverson didn't care how he hit him.

Anyway, just fuck Iverson to the death to maintain the basic record.

AI sighed and could only continue to attack.

As a result, under Billups' defense, AI made strong shots.

At this time, the first quarter of the game has come to an end, but the 76ers have not yet scored in double figures!

Ben grabbed the rebound and handed the ball to Billups.

Billups quickly passed the ball to Li Ang, and the traffic was directed very quickly without any delay.

Li Ang accelerated with the ball, and at this time only Aaron McGee retreated to the basket.

McGee bravely stepped forward to stop Li Ang, but Li Ang gritted his teeth and pushed hard, knocking McGee away, and broke into the inside for a dunk!

22 to 8, the 76ers fell behind by 14 points as soon as they came up.

After scoring the goal, Li Ang deliberately opened his hands at Larry Brown:

"I can win by being rough. Are you angry? I won the Eastern Conference championship. Are you angry? Oh, I forgot. You also wanted to use Bowen to be rough with me, but I counterattacked. Are you angry? Not angry?"

Larry Brown felt that his glasses were about to burst with anger. The original purpose of causing trouble before was to rely on the pressure of public opinion to make Leon restrain himself.

If a normal player is said to be playing dirty, he will definitely play a few games to avoid the limelight.

Who knew, Li Angya's behavior would get worse and worse!

The more you say he is dirty, the more he wants to prove that I am dirty.

To put it bluntly, Li Ang can't be called dirty. After all, Li Ang has never actively hurt anyone with small moves.

Li Ang believes in one principle: If you want to play, we will play well. If you want to play dirty tricks, we are not afraid. If you want to fight, then I, Lao Li, will treat it as a holiday.

"Referee, he got a technical foul, a technical foul!" Larry Brown quickly shouted to the referee.

But the referee gave Brown an impatient look that said, "Please calm down for a while."

If Li Ang had just criticized the referee, then it would be normal for him to take a T.

For example, the great guy in Portland had to eat dozens of T-shirts in one season because he criticized the referees.

It's just taking technical fouls as a living thing.

But opponents are trash-talking each other, which by current standards is not a big deal.

How can an NBA without trash talk be called the NBA? If there were no trash talk in the NBA, Bird's legend would be reduced by at least half.

Larry Brown was so angry that his head was spinning, and his blood pressure had soared.

As a famous coach, even the unruly Iverson had to give Brown some respect in public.

And this Li Ang has never given Brown respect for so many years.

Brown hates Leon very much.

But there is no way, winning is the last word.

After the first quarter, the Pistons continued to lead by 14 points, 25-11.

The Philadelphia commentator at the scene couldn't stand it anymore: "Coach Larry Brown is interested in discussing Leon, so he might as well discuss his own team. Under his 'wise' leadership, the 76ers are not as good as each other year after year!" "

In the second quarter, Van Horn couldn't stand it anymore. If AI is also vomited by running, he, the second scorer, will be very embarrassed.

Van Horn then boldly asked for the ball in the low post again, but this time Van Horn did not hit Li Ang, but chose to go big.

Because the clever Van Horn discovered a secret. The Pistons, who claim to be 2.12 meters tall, are not as tall as Angola, who is 2.06 meters tall!

If Li Ang knew what Van Horn was thinking, he would probably laugh out loud.

It seems that my height of 2.06 meters has become a "fact".

Van Horn thought, with such a huge height advantage, if I don't play dumb with him and just shoot, I should be able to score!

However, as soon as Van Horn leaned against Ben, he felt as if he was leaning against a steel plate.

He regretted that it was too late, Iverson had already passed the ball in.

Van Horn had no choice but to turn over and shoot a jumper in front of Ben.

Indeed, Ben's height is at a disadvantage.

But Ben's bullet speed and wingspan instantly made his disadvantage disappear.

The moment Van Horn shot, the ball was slapped away by Ben.

After successfully blocking the shot, Ben hit Van Horn hard.

Of course, since it was the person who blocked the ball first and then hit it, the ball was not a foul.

Van Horn lay on the floor, almost crying in pain.

I just want to play ball to support my family. Why should I encounter such a team?

And why are everyone on the Pistons so tough?

There is no way, other teams wear sunglasses and headphones when entering the stadium.

And when the Pistons came on stage, one person was carrying a gold belt, so I asked you if you were afraid.

No one on this team that has a gold belt per capita is easy to mess with.

Here, Van Horn had just been beaten by Big Ben's rough block and was doubting his life. It was another half. Li Ang used his big butt to push up 76ers power forward Brian Skinner again and again.

Because when Li Ang hits you on the back, he not only pushes you with his butt, but also uses his elbows.

People who are less able to resist beatings really can't stand it.

After Li Ang reached the penalty area, he used a beautiful back turn to break through Skinner and easily scored a layup.

Looking at Van Horn, who was lying on the ground unable to get up for a long time, and Skinner, who was holding his chest and saying no foul words, AI shook his head.

The current 76ers are far less tough than they were back then. In the past, at least Mutombo in the paint was very tough.

but now.

"Oh my god, foul, foul!" Larry Brown was still complaining to the referee. The Pistons' actions were too rough.

The referee waved his hand impatiently: "Stop calling Larry, this is a good goal."

"Are you really blind!?"

"Technical foul on Larry Brown!"

The referee couldn't bear it and gave Larry Brown a T.

Brown's hands were shaking with anger. It was Li Ang who hit him, why should I be beaten?

Is this how you treat veteran cadres?

When Brown lost his temper near the technical stage, he overheard the commentator commenting on himself:

“The 76ers are falling further and further behind, and now the point difference is almost 20 points!

What Coach Brown has to do now is not to lose his temper, but to find a way to help the team get out of the predicament!

He's like a clown now! "

In competitive sports, food is the original sin.

You don't care how rough the Pistons play, but they can win.

No matter how reasonable you, Larry Brown, are, you are still useless if you can't win.

The Pistons' rough confrontation today cast a psychological shadow on the entire 76ers team.

After hitting the back, the 76ers felt a little guilty even in the fast break.

In the seventh minute of the third quarter, Iverson stole Billups and then immediately passed the ball to Snow.

Snow quickly ran down the wing with the ball, ran into the three-point line in the opposite half, and then passed the ball to Skinner, who cut from the center.

It stands to reason that this kind of fast break opportunity is what all players dream of.

If this kind of ball is replaced by Curry in the future, he will definitely come up with some new tricks for you.

However, after Skinner got the ball, his first reaction was fear!

He glanced behind him and found Li Ang biting him tightly.

Skinner's whole body ached after just finishing his confrontation with Li Ang.

He thought that if he really attacked the frame directly, he might be beaten to the point of retirement.

As we all know, Li Ang blocks shots and likes headshots.

So Skinner didn't dunk, but timidly chose a high school student for a layup.

Sure enough, Li Ang took off almost at the same time as Skinner, preparing to chase the risk.

Skinner was so frightened that he hurriedly threw the ball towards the basket, and the basketball bounced out of the frame.

Skinner missed a fast break layup!

"Oh shit, you can't blame my coaching level, right?" Larry Brown said in capital letters, what are you afraid of? So what is so scary about Li Ang? Can he still knock you to death from the sky?

After Li Ang flew out, Skinner got another rebound under the basket and faced an empty basket opportunity for the second consecutive time.

As a power forward with a height of 2.06 meters, he puts the ball into the basket without interference from the basket.

This can basically be said to be done with hands.

But when he saw Li Ang raise his elbow and jump towards his head after being thrown away, Skinner's bladder suddenly filled up and he became nervous again.

So, he took off for a layup without any defender, but he still didn't make it!

"Ah this."

Skinner himself was embarrassed after missing two consecutive empty baskets.

Li Ang rushed back to grab the rebound and did not give Skinner a third chance.

All the Philadelphia fans in the audience were looking at Sabi, he was just playing dumb!

Iverson didn't cry. Instead, he laughed.

With such a group of offensive geniuses, am I going to sweep the Lakers 4-0?

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

The NBA will definitely be unified by me hahahaha!

Carlisle sighed as he looked at the AI ​​standing there giggling.

The top priority now is to take Iverson to a psychiatric department for a psychiatric examination.

I can pay for it, there is no need to delay this matter!

The 76ers are basically useless if they hit this point.

The Pistons still played very rough today, but no one blamed the Pistons. Instead, people were criticizing Larry Brown and the 76ers.

Larry Brown's pregame preparations had no effect at all, and instead caused his team to get beaten up.

Dealing with a group of people who don't care about the so-called image, don't want to be good kids, and just want to win.

Brown's behavior before the game was nothing short of digging his own grave.

If he hadn't said that in a weird way, the Pistons probably wouldn't have made such a killing move today.

Only two minutes into the fourth quarter, the game had already entered garbage time.

Once one of the most promising teams in the Eastern Conference, the 76ers are now unable to even compete with the Pistons.

The game is not over yet, the on-site commentators and fans are already having a meeting with Larry Brown.

At the scene, some fans even shouted the slogan "Larry out of class".

Brown's lineup of four stars and four defenses really disgusted Philadelphia fans.

Li Ang saw that the game was about to end, feeling a little regretful in his heart.

He felt that just defeating the 76ers was not enough.

A scumbag like Larry Brown will definitely be angry after the game.

Therefore, Li Ang became bolder and pretended to make a pass error at three and a half minutes in the fourth quarter, trying to blow Brown's head with a bullet pass.

But unfortunately, basketball passed Brown by.

Olajuwon couldn't help but smile bitterly when he saw this scene.

Damn it, last season you hit me on the head with perfect accuracy, now you can’t hit me? You did it on purpose!

Li Ang was also surprised. This is not my level.

I usually hit my teammates pretty accurately!

Why did he fail at the critical moment?

It seems that this passing attribute needs to be added!

Well, what pushes Anga Li's passing attributes is not the passing itself, but that he dislikes his lack of accuracy in hitting people.

A minute later, Carlisle had his substitutes preparing near the technical table.

This means that the Pistons will put on a full bench lineup and officially declare that the game has entered garbage time.

Li Ang sighed, regretful.

The innocent AI was beaten to a mental breakdown, and the culprit, Larry Brown, was still at large except for some humiliation.

I have to say it is indeed a pity.

At this time, the Pistons were attacking, and Li Ang was standing outside the three-point line. Billups habitually handed the ball to Li Ang to handle.

It's garbage time anyway, so Billups doesn't bother to direct traffic, just give the damn ball to Li Ang.

But because Li Ang was distracted, he didn't see the ball passed by Billups.

The basketball hit Li Ang's head with a bang and bounced out.

"It's over!" Billups' legs were weak at the time. He was already thinking about how long he would have to kneel to Li Ang after returning to the locker room.

"Hahahahaha Sabi, hahahaha!" Larry Brown laughed on the sidelines and wanted to hit me with the ball? Just get hit by the ball!

This is called self-inflicted trouble, hahahaha!

Li Ang actually didn't think much, his first reaction was to rush out to save the ball.

Li Ang jumped up, grabbed the basketball with one hand in the air, then turned 180°, facing the court, and passed the ball to Hamilton, who was closest to the sideline.

But as soon as the ball was passed, Li Ang realized something was wrong.

Wait, where I am now

"Hahahahahaha!" Larry Brown, who was still laughing just now, couldn't laugh anymore because he saw a big butt falling from the sky and hitting his head.

By the way, what did Brown say when Skinner missed a layup?

"Can Li Ang still knock you to death from the sky?"

Some words really shouldn't be said carelessly.

"boom!"

As Li Ang fell, he sat directly on Brown's face.

Brown fell directly to the ground and endured a force that his age should not have endured.

Li Ang also felt ashamed. He wanted to get up quickly, but as soon as he lifted his buttocks, his foot slipped and he sat down again with a "bang" sound, causing a secondary injury.

This damn thing is both hurtful and humiliating.

When Li Ang stood up and looked back, Brown's glasses were reduced to shards of glass, and there were two teeth next to them.

Li Ang covered his butt, damn, I'm not clean anymore!

Seeing Brown's tragic situation, some cheers came from the Philadelphia fans in the stands.

Brown lay on the ground, dizzy with rage.

He knew that Li Ang was rude, but he didn't expect that this guy could be so rude even on the coaching bench.

Damn it hurts!

If Brown is like this now, I guess he will have to stop being such a disgusting person for a while.

Trouble comes from the mouth, I'm really not joking with you.

Looking at everyone's strange looks, Li Ang felt very innocent.

this.

I said I didn't mean it, do you believe me?

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