Add One, I Don’t Know How To Fight

Barkley and Kenny Smith are watching the Bulls VS Magic East Focus battle at this time.

Although the Magic was only at the first-round level last season, the Magic this season has undoubtedly become quite powerful.

Warcraft Howard has gradually grown up, and Josh Howard, who the Magic team acquired from the Mavericks, also performed unexpectedly.

This first-round rookie, who was traded to the Magic as a top pick, has averaged 19.8 points per game this season!

The double Howard combination of him and Warcraft has undoubtedly caused a storm in the East.

Cuban reckoned that he wanted to die.

Nash, who was sold by him, has now become the top point guard in the league, and has also assisted Li Ang in winning two championships.

Josh Smith, whom he regards as a superintendent, is now playing a performance comparable to that of an All-Star.

Since then, the league has added a powerful organization called Mavericks. .

Nima, if Cuban had kept both of them, the Mavericks might not have had to spend so much money!

But there is no way, there is no regret medicine in this world.

Cuban could only comfort himself: “I’m rich, I just love to change players, you care about me! Rich people just change a lot when they get tired of playing, you know the shit!”

At this point, the game between the Bulls and the Magic reached the most intense moment. With five minutes left in the fourth quarter and the defending champion Bulls leading by just 4 points, the Magic suspended.

In the TNT studio, Barkley and Kenny Smith are also analyzing the situation of the two sides at this time and predicting the trend in the next five minutes.

At this moment, however, Barkley and Kenny Smith received an urgent message from the little-known game between the Suns and the Bucks.

For a while, the two who were arguing fiercely just now about whether the Magic won or the Bulls lost their voices.

They looked at the laptop in front of them, then at the camera.

The news in front of me is much more exciting than this game!

“Uh…we just got a message. To be honest, it looks a bit bizarre, so I’m not sure if it’s true.

The news said that in less than 10 seconds, Li Ang made a KO on the basketball court… Attention, it was on the basketball court, this is a basketball game, KO Patterson and Bogut both. people!

Yes, not one, but two!

10 seconds, KO two people!

We haven’t seen the scene yet, but it is said that the dog’s head has been blown up! ”

In the 1990s, Barkley was considered to be a **** of war in the NBA, and it was no problem to play a spicy chicken like O’Neal. Even Ranbir, Barkley, of the Bad Boys at the time, really dared to beat, really dared to beat, and really dared to win.

Whether it was pulling the sidelines or getting up on his own, Barkley was at the level of the first echelon of the league at that time. Can pull and play, Jianghu people call it a dual-energy front!

However, even someone as strong as Barkley knows that in a one-to-two situation, it is almost impossible to win.

Regarding this matter, he and Dr. J once conducted a very rigorous experiment with a bird.

The experimental results show that there is really no chance of winning against one-two!

But Li Ang not only won the battle, but it took only 10 seconds to defeat two people!

No, the message was written in less than 10 seconds, and the word “less than” is the key point, it is to be tested!

Barkley people are stupid, he really wants to fly to Phoenix to see what happened at that time.

Thanks to the progress of science, in 2006, it was not difficult to upload a video to the Internet.

Soon, Barkley received another video from the TV station.

So, Barkley witnessed how Li Ang used his powerful combat power to successfully achieve a quick counter-kill even when he was pulled aside.

Watching the video on Li Ang’s effortless killing of Patterson and Bogut, Barkley couldn’t help swallowing.

He suddenly felt fortunate that Li Ang was not born in their era.

In their time, no matter how domineering one person was, they would only get beaten up two-on-one.

If Buckley and Dr. J’s experiment object was Li Ang, good guy, the consequences would be unimaginable.

I’m afraid that Li Ang would have to break Barkley’s **** into two pieces.

Wait, the **** seems to have two petals!

After watching the video, Barkley couldn’t help feeling emotional. Just a word with Li Ang – no surrender, only reincarnation.

Pa Baoqing, Pa Baoqing, what are you doing to provoke this **** Yunlong!

At this point, the Eastern Focus battle between the Bulls and the Magic is no longer attractive.

Like Barkley, most fans were attracted by the sudden news.

And when countless fans switched to watch the match between the Suns and the Bucks, they found that the conflict had already subsided, and the game had restarted and entered garbage time.

The three parties involved, Patterson, Bogut and Li Ang, also disappeared.

The most annoying thing is that the fans found that Li Ang actually scored 42 points when he was sent off in less than three quarters!

This Nima… How wasteful is Reuben Patterson?

Before the game was over, a lot of reporters were already rushing to the press conference hall to grab a spot.

This game is no longer important, but the popularity of this game is definitely the best today.

Li Ang was sitting in the locker room at this time, and he was just ejected without any suspense.

Speaking of which, this is the sixth game of the new season, so I was expelled once…

Patterson and Bogut were also expelled, although Leon thought it was purely unnecessary.

If you don’t expel them, they can’t continue the game.

Although Patterson recovered after lying on the ground for a while, he probably won’t dare to be arrogant in the league anymore.

Bogut is even more miserable. It is said that he regained consciousness after being carried off the court. The first sentence after regaining consciousness was: “Wrong, wrong, don’t fight!”

And in addition to being beaten unconscious on the spot, Bogut had multiple fractures in his head.

He was thankful that people quickly pulled away from Li Ang at that time.

Otherwise, Bogut reckons that he and Bowen can really become patients in the “hemiplegia communication group”.

Just these two people, they can’t do anything without expelling them.

Well, the referee expelled them, probably because they thought it would take up a lot of space for them to sleep in a row on the left and the right.

In 2006, the Internet was already very developed, so the story that Li Ang and the Milwaukee Double Dog had to tell had already spread on the Internet.

Popovich and Pachulia are probably the two most nervous people at this moment.

Li Ang’s wave has the meaning of killing dogs and respecting monkeys.

Gu Tu Last season, Popovich made Pachulia defunct, and Pachulia finally got Li Ang ejected. Li Ang certainly did not forget.

This Nima, if Li Ang really does this for Pachulia next time, Popovich doesn’t know how many tables he will have to set!

Pachulia panicked to death, he was thinking, should he ask Bowen for a group number of the patient group in advance.

At this point in Phoenix, the game is finally over.

The Suns eventually slaughtered the Bucks by 36 points, which is also the most games the Suns have won this season.

But after the game, very few reporters stayed on the court.

No one cares about those who don’t play. Now everyone just wants to ask more about fights.

On the Bucks side, Patterson and Bogut will definitely not be able to attend the press conference.

On the Taeyang side, the reporters felt that Li Ang should not participate because he was deeply involved in it.

How did you know that Li Ang still appeared at the press conference!

Li Ang walked in as if he had nothing to do, sat down on a chair, picked up the water bottle and drank a bottle of water in an instant like an oral liquid.

“Hiccup! Ask!”

The reporters looked at each other in dismay. What’s the matter? Why does it feel like Li Ang has scored two points in a basketball game after hitting two people.

Didn’t he think there was anything special?

Die of laughter, if Li Ang really only scored 2 points in a game, Li Ang would be 10 times more excited than he is now.

But hitting two people is still two trash… Is this really a problem?

“Lee, tell me about your 42 points. Is it your goal today to score more points on Patterson than Kobe?”

“Target? No, no, no, how could Ruben Patterson become my target. To be honest, I took these 42 points by accident.”

“careless……”

The reporters are all speechless. When are you still in the mood for Versailles!

In fact, Li Ang is not in Versailles, nor is he pretending.

In terms of pretending, there are many experts in the league.

“Crossing you is like crossing the road in the morning”, Peyton is a master of pretending.

Uncle Mu, who likes to shake his fingers, is also a hidden master of pretending.

Even a seemingly honest person like Duncan is actually a big pretender. A simple “the future is yours” can be passed down as a classic.

But Jordan, Leon and Bird are different from others.

Others pretend to be beeps, but Li Ang, Bird and Jordan, they really don’t pretend to be beeps.

They are just three honest people who like to tell the truth~

Jianghu people are called the three honest people in the league.

Li Ang said that the 42 points were taken by the way. Isn’t that telling the truth?

“Then Li, about today’s fight…”

“A fight? How can this be called a fight? These are obviously two villains, bullying an honest man who has been playing his due diligence all his life!” Li Ang felt sleepy when he talked about the fight.

The corners of the reporters’ mouths were twitching. Be honest, do your duty, be honest… Do you believe what you say?

“I was surrounded by two people, and I couldn’t do anything at the time. I didn’t mean to offend Bird, but I can’t stand and be beaten stupidly, right?

So, I thought how should I run.

But before I could figure it out, Patterson punched Bogut in the face.

As for Nima, when I was closest to him, the distance between us was only 0.01 centimeters.

After 0.01 seconds, he hit another man. Less than 10 seconds later, they were lying on the side alone, and I had no idea what was going on!

It’s not my fault that Patterson can’t hit at such a close distance, right?

I took advantage of the time when he hit the wrong person to break free and wanted to leave quickly, but I accidentally pushed Patterson down. Can’t blame me?

Then I thought about running in the opposite direction, but I just hit Bogut, can I blame me?

After Bogut fell, I nudged him a few times, but I didn’t know he fainted.

I suspect that he was knocked unconscious by Patterson! ”

After Li Ang finished speaking, the reporters gave warm applause.

Okay, well said!

To be able to call the beating so innocent, and to call the opponent’s trash so obscure, the level of nonsense is really high!

Therefore, many people did not agree to Mr. Li’s withdrawal from the literary world!

To sum up: It’s all Bogut’s fault!

Li Ang was arguing wildly at the press conference, but no matter how much he quibbled, Li Ang was justified~www.wuxiax.com~ because he was not the one who started the first move.

For a while, Patterson and Bogut were talking about the laughing stock of the league.

Everyone knew exactly what they wanted to do, but they were both overturned by Li Ang. Who do you blame?

It doesn’t deserve a beating.

Patterson’s villainous character set was in a mess, and it was just a matter of seconds. When it really started, he was killed by Li Ang in seconds.

Everyone laughed at Patterson and said he fought like Kobe!

Kobe: ? ? ?

And Bogut’s nickname “White Duncan” is more recognized.

Because his skill as a background board is indeed comparable to that of Duncan!

This time, Patterson and Bogut were humiliated and thrown to their grandma’s house.

As for Li Ang, his record of one-two-speed pass has undoubtedly added a splendid touch to his career.

However, this dazzling stroke made Stern’s skull very painful.

He really didn’t want to suspend Li Ang, after all, Li Ang is one of the strongest cash cows in the league.

but……

Li Ang just didn’t give Stern a chance!