Adventurers Are Obsessed With My Cooking

Episode 1. Useless Resurrection Priest

“Run. Don’t look back. Run!”

We really ran.

It was a struggle to live.

“Get down!”

I immediately fell to the floor at the leader’s cry.

The huge sword of the yaksha sweeps past the place where my head was just now.

A situation where the head would have been cut off if it had moved.

My hair became soft.

“Run again. Fast!”

Yaksha’s Cave, the first gateway to the Abyss Dungeon.

We failed miserably in subjugating the boss, the Nepal Yacha.

I couldn’t even look at the Abyss Dungeon, which used to be like my living room.

Yes.

This is not a game.

It is a reality.

* * *

I managed to escape the cave of the yaksa with my life.

I sat down on the floor as it was.

My breath went up to the tip of my chin.

“Kuh…”

“Hey, Mincheol, are you okay?”

“Heal! Start with heel first.”

“Stay still! The bleeding won’t stop! The blood has to stop to attach the severed arm!”

Our party’s tank and leader, Kim Min-cheol.

His arm was completely cut off by the yaksha’s attack.

His complexion is dying.

How to survive, but the problem was the severed arm.

“Damn it! What kind of yaksha is so strong? It completely destroys the balance!”

“Kuh… Thank you. If Suyeon hadn’t picked up my severed arm, I would…”

“Okay. Thank you later. For now, focus on attaching the arm first.”

Hyesu, the main healer, drank several bottles of expensive mana recovery potion and repeated mass and great heals.

As an auxiliary healer, I also activated the Saint’s Grace skill.

There is no one hit that is as powerful as Hyesoo, but it is a dot-type heal that continuously restores physical strength.

“Why is the recovery so slow? How many times did Hyesu use Heal?”

“Taehyuk, shut up. He’s in treatment right now.”

“I know. It’s not because I’m frustrated too!”

“Cool cool cool… Stop…”

“Mi, Mincheol hyung!?”

“I can’t do it. Turn it off quickly.”

“That’s it? Are you sure you’re going to use it?”

“Then what should I do! Are you going to let Mincheol die?”

“No… It’s not like that…”

Wizard Cha Soo-yeon took it out of her bag.

Angel’s kiss.

The acquisition difficulty was so bad that there was no way to get it except through the cash shop.

Super rare items that are virtually impossible to obtain.

If you use that, it won’t be impossible to recover your severed arm.

Because it is an item that cancels all status ailments and restores all health.

“Don’t feel sorry for me!”

“It’s a waste, but who said it was a waste?”

“Hurry up!”

There are no branch events or cash shops anymore.

It was a valuable item for the party that was meant to be used in case of an emergency.

But I can’t help it.

Because right now is literally an emergency situation.

A semi-transparent angel descended to the ground with a tremendous light and kissed Mincheol, the party leader.

The rough breathing gradually regains its stability.

Hye-soo’s heal, which had been failing for a long time, began to take effect.

Cross-sections and cross-sections of the severed arm are gradually glued together.

“Whoa…”

Hyesu’s deep sigh seemed to represent the feelings of all of us.

The severed leader’s arm was joined together.

* * *

A day has passed.

We arrived at one of the big cities, Felon, using the Return City item.

We gathered at the bar on the first floor of a long-term rental accommodation and were having more serious conversations than ever before.

The party’s melee dealer Assassin Ko Tae-hyeok opened his mouth.

“I’ll be honest. This is a matter of life and death. I’ve been keeping my mouth shut for all this time, but our party has a fundamental problem. Everyone agrees, right?”

“……”

“The maximum number of people that can be affected by the party buff is six. Then we have to harmoniously organize those six. Otherwise, we’ll just end our lives without even going to the Abyss dungeon.”

“I agree with what Taehyuk said. In this case, let alone going to hell, I’m going to be annihilated without even going near the Abyss. I don’t want to see my mom and dad again and die in vain in a place like this.”

“It’s the same for me.”

Soo-yeon, the magician, and Hye-soo, the main healer, also agreed.

Anyone who has been dragged into this absurd world, leaving behind a loved one on Earth, would have the same idea.

I will definitely return.

No matter what, clear all the dungeons and return to your original place.

“Your voices are so loud. I can hear them all the way up to the second floor.”

“Leader!”

At that time, archer Myeong-sik and leader/tanker Min-cheol came down the stairs.

All of our party gathered together again in one day.

“It’s okay. The NPC… No, I asked all the inhabitants of this world to go outside. Right now, there is only our party in this building.”

“So, did you come to a conclusion?”

“What conclusion can I draw without a hyung?”

“I see.”

Myungsik and Mincheol also sat down.

The story, which had been paused for a while, has been resumed.

“Hmm… What do you want to do? Actually, before we were brought to this world, we robbed Abyss dungeons well with this combination, right? We even tried Inferno from time to time. This is purely my fault as the leader.”

“What’s wrong with you? If there’s a problem, I…”

Everyone’s eyes are on me.

I smiled bitterly and opened my mouth before they accused me.

“I’m the problem. Everyone knows that Resurrection Priests are useless in this world.”

Actually, I’ve heard them gossip about me several times.

I have been ignoring it.

Because I have to live here too.

Because in order to live in this Emperor of Dungeon world, you have no choice but to go in and out of dungeons.

But now it’s over.

These days, I was acutely aware of how humiliating it was to be mixed in with a group that didn’t want me.

Everyone doesn’t say anything, but since Mincheol got hurt yesterday, their gaze toward me has grown even closer.

“Yes… Resurrection is useless.”

Emperor of Dungeon.

In that game we enjoyed, there were cash items for resurrection and a resurrection skill called Resurrection.

This was a must-have skill to hunt for a long time in a dungeon with high difficulty like the Abyss.

Because the dungeon was a warp prohibited area, once you entered it, you had to pull out the mulberry for as long as possible.

– It would be nice to have a Resurrection Priest in our party. Who has no one to raise? I’ll get on the bus and raise the level right away.

– It’s good. Honestly, aren’t the resurrection cash items too expensive?

– Huh? Taemin hyung do it? Then we’re all very grateful.

– Taemin Oppa, please make a character right away. I’ll chase you and heal you. Hi-Hi.

It wasn’t something I raised because I wanted to.

I just needed it for a party.

I thought that would be more helpful to the party, so I made a Resurrection Priest as an alt character.

Since the Resurrection Priest is on the Resurrection skill tree, he was a half-healer who could not invest any points in Mass Heal and Great Heal.

It is said that you get a deceptive skill that completely revives the dead, but this can be easily replaced with a cash item.

Because of this, it was a class that was rarely raised unless it was a true deceased person among deceased people, especially a deceased person without money.

‘The problem is that I was dragged into this damn world when I was logged in as an alt character.’

This world is really bad.

Especially for the Resurrection Priests.

If you die, that’s it.

Resurrection items and Resurrection skills were not applied at all.

As if this place is no longer a game world.

Other skills can be used, but nothing is done with them.

‘I just want you to die.’

Dot Heal and Abnormal Status Cancellation are skills that are good enough without having a main healer.

Ever since I came to this world, I have been transforming into a useless existence day by day.

Needless to say it was an abyss raid party.

“Isn’t it better for me to fall in?”

But I still wanted you to hold on to me.

I didn’t mind it, but I wanted to be together.

“Hyung… Thank you so much for bringing up the story first.”

“I’m sorry, oppa. You know it’s unavoidable, right?”

“You worked hard, Taemin. It would be better for you to do the same. You’re just noticing us, right?”

I thought you’d at least pretend to catch me once.

Cut me like a knife so I can’t even get angry.

‘Ha…’

Heartless guys.

“It’s been fun.”

Although it was online, we had known each other for three years.

Since I came here, I have been through life and death for six months.

However, it took less than a second to leave the party.

Perhaps the time it took for them to decide to banish me was a day at most.

[You have left the party.]

[All party buffs have been removed.]

‘Damn it. I’ll have to apply the buff again.’

[Skill ‘God’s Blessing Lv. I cast ‘Max’]

– Strength and intelligence are greatly increased.

– Greatly increases endurance and agility.

– Magic recovery speed is greatly increased.

– HP recovery speed is greatly increased.

– Blessed Priest’s recovery skill effect is slightly improved.

– Trait ‘Regeneration Acceleration Lv. The effect of recovery skills and recovery potions received by the target blessed by the effect of ’97’ is greatly increased.

– Attribute ‘Move Speed Enhancement Lv. 94”S effect greatly increases movement speed.

– Attribute ‘Damage Reduction… (Omitted)

– (Omitted…)

‘How much money did I spend to get this many skill attributes?’

When the kids were drinking and enjoying the nightlife, I saved every penny and invested in a feature.

To be of any help.

In order to cover the exponentially increasing cost as the level went up, I did everything I could, including low-level quests that no one did.

But the result is this.

‘This f*cking world.’

After leaving the inn, I walked grumblingly to the temple where the inter-city warp portal was located.

I paid the filthy expensive warp fee and headed to Salem, the land of beginnings.

I am alone from now on.

And this is the place with the most guys like me.