Adventurers Are Obsessed With My Cooking

Episode 78. Lemon’s sleep talking

The time displayed on the system is 1:40 in the morning.

Hairy staggered home, and I grabbed my pounding hair and started clearing the table.

‘Should I just use Cure…’

With one cure, the drunkenness and hangover would disappear, but I decided to hold back my dreams.

I drank all the time, but it seemed like such a waste.

“Hey, Lemon! Now go back to your room and sleep.”

“mmm…”

“I heard you drank well, is it because it’s been a while?”

Lemon lies pleasantly face down on the table with one cheek resting on it.

It seems that he was drunk properly, to the extent that the alcohol or saliva that spilled out of his mouth pooled on the floor.

I took out a handkerchief and put my hair to one side to wipe off the drool, cheeks, and table.

“mmm… Delicious…”

This time, he kept saying what he was eating and how delicious it was.

But I’m glad.

At first, I thought he was a gloomy and gloomy guy, but looking at it this way, it doesn’t seem like that.

He gets along well with people and gets along well with children without any major problems.

“Anyway, what’s the point of wearing armor until you drink?”

I couldn’t help but laugh out loud.

Did you say you don’t like it when others see you as weak?

In front of me or in front of my children, except for dungeons, I don’t wear armor anymore.

That means you no longer need to look strong in front of us.

On the other hand, seeing that he is not wearing everyday clothes in front of the hairy boy, it must be said that he has a sense of distance to some extent.

‘Of course I should… How many meals have I made so far?’

Rather, if there was no difference from how he treated me, I think he would have been more annoyed.

Do I want to be special to him?

‘Nonsense…’

Well, even friends and colleagues do this kind of trivial jealousy.

“Hey! Get up, you idiot!”

No response at all.

“Ehh… It’s my nephew.”

It looks like I’ll have to pick him up and escort him to the bed.

The only problem is that Lemon is sharing a room with children.

Everyone must be asleep by now, but when she opens the door and enters, the children will wake up.

“It’s different, really…”

It can’t be helped.

I have no choice but to give up my bed.

I lifted one of the arms of the sleeping Lemon and put it on my neck, and supported her legs with my hands and lifted them up.

“mmm…”

The lemon in my arms gives off a subtle rose scent and a unique sweet scent.

There was no smell of alcohol.

Probably because I was drunk too.

“Ummm…”

It wasn’t heavy.

No matter how I look, I am a Priest who has invested heavily in power.

In addition, thanks to the cooking effect, the strength value exceeded 600, but it doesn’t make sense if it’s heavy.

“Whichcha…”

I put the lemon on the bed and said into the boy’s ear.

“Hey! Let’s do class switching. If you sleep wearing armor, your whole body will be sore in the morning, right?”

“mmm…”

“Hey!”

He stabbed Lemon on the cheek.

“Huh…”

“What are you talking about? If you don’t want to change clothes, go to bed with a class change as an appraiser!”

“Huh… The train…”

“Quickly!”

“Yeah…”

A group of colorful lights flowed from the lemon lying on the bed.

At the same time, the heavy and hard armor disappeared, and the appraiser’s exclusive Cassie costume with a little bit of exposure popped out.

The recoil caused rather small waves to ripple through her body.

“hehehe…”

Let’s pretend we didn’t see it.

Listen to perverts for no reason.

Fortunately, there are several small empty rooms on the floor we rented, and I can sleep there.

It was time to put the tables and chairs I had brought out into the inventory and quietly leave the room so as not to break the lemon.

“Thank you… Mister…”

I opened my eyes wide and turned around.

“What?”

“Hmmm… Hmmm…”

“What is it? Are you talking in your sleep?”

Anyway, that guy…

I silently looked at his sleeping figure for a while, then quietly closed the door and came out.

There were heavy conversations in the middle, but I don’t think it’s bad to have a drink like this once in a while.

Because I was able to see a new side of him that I hadn’t seen before.

* * *

I left my accommodation early in the morning and arrived at Pellon before sunrise.

There was no send-off.

I didn’t even expect it in the first place.

The children couldn’t wake up because they slept late because they were playing with Lin, who had returned after a long time, and Lemon, who rented my room, also didn’t wake up until I left because of a hangover.

I left a note, but I already said that I was going to Felon yesterday, so there shouldn’t be any big problems.

But the only thing I feel sorry for is Rin.

We are destined to never be apart.

“Papa… Lyn Jolyo…”

“Yeah, I’m sorry. Even if it’s uncomfortable, I’ll lean on my dad and sleep.”

He dozed off in my arms.

I went to Angelic Slime’s hideout in the downtown area of Felon, carrying Rin.

“How did you come… Oh! It’s that chef!”

“Nice to meet you. May I go inside?”

“Of course! I heard from the master. Come in.”

It was still early, but there was someone standing guard at the entrance.

It’s probably guarded 24 hours a day in shifts.

Felon is a city famous for its good security.

Therefore, even though it is one of the most expensive areas, many players use this place as a base.

Nevertheless, watching them stand guard at the entrance of the hideout, I could feel that Angelic Slime was no longer a simple friendly guild of the past.

‘Really… Rich, right?’

Their hideout was so grand that it could be called a palace.

There was nothing to say about the splendor, and everywhere you looked, it was full of things that looked expensive.

The headquarters building of Weekly Douglas was also great, and there were even three such buildings here, and they were arranged in the shape of a digat, with a fountain and a large garden in the center.

“I brought you some food.”

“Wow, thank you so much.”

I took out about 150 servings of tacos I had brought, one after the other, on a long table in the drawing room.

“I made it yesterday afternoon, so you should consume it within the next five days.”

“Wow… So many of these precious dishes…”

“It has a better buff effect than the one sold in the central square a while ago. It was orc meat back then, and this is made with high orc meat.”

“That’s right?”

Guild members making a fuss was no joke.

Even as time passed, the number of people increased one by one and the compliments continued, and I felt like I wanted to leave in a hurry.

“Then, I’ve delivered the dishes, so I’ll be on my way. Tell Mr. Everett about it.”

“Yes? Are you leaving without meeting the Master?”

What am I doing?

For some reason, I feel very uncomfortable with that guy named Everett.

I didn’t want to face him as much as possible.

“I have a tight schedule today.”

“I see. I’ll pass it on to Maste. Thank you so much for bringing me so many precious dishes.”

“No. It’s in return for listening to my request, so don’t feel pressured and eat it. Then I’m done.”

Anyway, chicken meat came up because even the guild members were too polite.

‘I’m glad I didn’t join this guild…’

Strangely, it feels like everyone is wearing a mask?

I don’t know why, but I felt rejected anyway.

Even here in Gilmain, Everett, it wasn’t like this.

I rushed out of the building.

Before returning to Pixel, there was still work to be done in Felon.

‘Laura… Are you awake?’

Since her part-time job back in the day, she’s known for not waking up until it’s past noon.

‘Still, it would be better to wait there than to stay here. Or just get information and just go back.’

I went straight to Laura’s mansion.

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* * *

“What? Is that true?”

“It’s real? It must be the chef I was doing business with the other day!”

Demon Slash Guild hideout located one block from Angelic Slime’s hideout.

Since early in the morning, the executive office on the second floor has been noisy.

“That cook. Did he stick to the slime after all?”

“It’s still too early to conclude. Still, it’s safe to say that there has been some progress in our relationship with you.”

A rookie guild member discovered that the cook, who had been keeping an eye on it, entered the hideout of the slime guild.

The executives who heard the story couldn’t help but be annoyed.

Because they were the prey they were after.

“It’s obvious at first glance. It must be money.”

“We’re not running out of money, are we?”

“I don’t know. The master there said he was very smart.”

“Well, I can’t do it now anyway, right?”

“It’s the same for us.”

Demon Slash originated from a typical Korean war guild.

Now a lot of foreigners have flowed in, but that was the beginning of the guild.

For that reason, of course, most of the executives were Koreans, and they were the nation’s leading cashiers.

From as little as hundreds of millions to as many as billions.

If Korea’s billing rankings existed, there would be five people in the top 10 among executives alone.

However, it was nothing compared to Everett Lowell, who even holds the Guinness record.

From entering the Abyss to the cook’s case, situations in which pride was hurt were repeated in many ways.

“So what did I say? You should have taken money and brought it in?”

“What can I say about Gilma being cautious?”

“Brothers. Calm down. My life is what slimes want most.”

“Big…”

“Oh, that’s it too.”

“And this time, Gilma hyung-nim went in to test it himself. He’ll be in action soon.”

Currently, the guild master of Demon Slash has entered the Abyss Dungeon after securing a dish that Taemin sold at the central square of Felon a while ago.

Some of the executives are strongly insisting that the chef be secured after eating the dish and going to the dungeon.

Soon, Gilma will agree with that idea and start moving in earnest.

Bang Bang!

Then someone came up from downstairs and knocked on the door.

“Come in.”

“Hey, there are guys who want to join the guild?”

“Who is this time? Again, like last time, don’t be fooled? Say the subscription fee is 1 million gold and send them away.”

“It’s different this time. Looking at it, I’m wearing one or two parts of the Abyss Legendary… All levels are close to 90.”

“Isn’t that one guy?”

“Yes. Two women and two men.”

“Really? Send it up for a look.”

“Yes!”

It was good news to hear.

High-level players with good equipment are always welcome.

In order not to be defeated by Angelic Slime, the guild was in the middle of seeking qualitative improvement.

“If you just bring that cook, it’s perfect.”

After a while, four players entered the executive boardroom.

However, the color was a bit suspicious.

It was as if everyone had come out of prison…. They looked very haggard.