After Being Dressed As a Scumbag, I Became a Heartthrob

Before school started, Shuai Chang heard from Yaerlin that the army planned to select soldiers and officers in advance to deal with the beast tide in the late autumn and early winter.

This selection is for all grades of the Orc Academy, regardless of age, as long as male orcs who sign up and have a comprehensive star rating of seven or more can directly become officers and lead a ten-person team in battle.

Angelo frowned and said, "Adonis, do you want to sign up?"

"But..." Angelo said sadly, "I'm afraid you will be in danger."

"Baby, you have to believe me, isn't it enough to prove my strength by hunting two thousand fangs in more than half a month? You forgot about the exam? Coercion, even the ninth-level fallen orcs would not dare to approach me. I only used Yaerlin as bait in the dark world forest to see the fallen orcs."

"Yarlin is the bait?" It was the first time Angelo heard of it.

"Yeah, he and I go in together, you don't have to do anything and hide yourself, you can reap the rewards. Your husband and I are the one who makes the effort." Shuai Chang squeezed Anqi Luo's belly with his big hand. of flesh.

Now, as he twisted his butt, he bumped into a pillar, "..." Angelo's laughter stopped abruptly, breaking out in a cold sweat, "Adonis, calm down!" He didn't want to experience what happened in the forest again.

Shuai Chang rubbed nostalgically and let go of Angelo, "Don't worry, baby, I will never touch you if you don't agree with me. I'll go upstairs to take a bath..."

Angelo was panic-stricken by his hungry eyes, and urged, "Go quickly."

Shuai Chang sighed in disappointment, "Did I really go?"

"Go, go, go quickly." Angelo didn't hold back.

Shuai Chang vented in the bathroom upstairs and went downstairs to find Angelo.

A head of ink dripping with water, Shuai Chang shook it casually and walked to Angelo's side: "Baby, what are you doing?"

Angelo held a book of unknown type and read it again, his expression was very serious.

Angelo put the book on his lap, raised his head and said, "I'm investigating the promotion conditions of the military department, if you want me to be the marshal's wife, at least kill two in the beast tide. One hundred thousand fallen orcs."

Shuai Chang sat next to Angelo and said, "200,000? The beast swarm lasts for a month, which means that I have to kill 6,700 fallen beasts every day."

When Shuaichang spoke, the water droplets on his hair fell on Angelo's face, Angelo picked up Shuaichang's sleeves and wiped it directly, "Can't you blow dry your hair and then let it go down?"

"Baby, this is the first piece of clothing you gave me. Is it really good to wipe water droplets? I'm very distressed."

Angela pouted, "Your shoulders are full of water droplets, what difference does it make if you have more sleeves."

"Don't change the subject, let's move on to the promotion."

Shuai Chang thought that you were the one who changed the subject first, but since the forest incident, Angelo has a good temper, what can Shuai Chang do? If you spoil yourself, no matter how big your temper is, you must continue to spoil it.

Angelo said solemnly: "The ranks of the army are roughly divided into ten ranks, and the officers are also called second lieutenants. , the highest level is the marshal. The army is very cruel, and the fittest survives. Every year, at least 3,000 soldiers die in the tide of fallen beasts, and 20 or 30 people from the second lieutenant die in battle. Those who survive will be promoted for every 20,000 fallen orcs killed. first class."

Shuai Chang said: "You won't use the sharp teeth of fallen beasts to identify and kill a few fallen orcs, right?" That would be difficult, every time they enter the dark world forest, they can fight within ten minutes. One piece died, but it took more than half an hour to collect the fangs of the fallen beast.

Angelo said: "This is not necessary, everyone in the army will be equipped with monitoring electronic eyes, and every time one kills, the electronic eyes will record, and finally the army will harvest the fallen beasts and sharp teeth uniformly, and then send them uniformly. "

"This is very convenient, I feel like I can kill 10,000 fallen orcs a day without any problem." Shuai Chang is very confident.

"There is one more point, it is very important." Angelo said solemnly.

"What?" Shuai Chang asked.

"Each conscripted male orc needs to bring a female orc's family with him to replenish his energy in time. In other words, you cannot join the army without getting married."

"Angelo..." Shuai Chang looked at the petite female beside him in surprise.

"Are you going to marry me?"

Angelo wrinkled his nose, "It seems that I can only be a little second lieutenant's wife before becoming the marshal's wife."

"Nah," Shuai Chang excitedly stood up and walked back and forth in front of Angelo: "Angelo, when are we going to have a wedding, and who are we going to invite? I really want to tell the world ."

Angelo said in embarrassment: "Adonis, calm down, I think we can just register, wouldn't it be better to hold the wedding after you become a marshal?"

"Angelo, you are right, it seems that I have to be promoted quickly so that you can marry me beautifully." Shuai Chang lowered his head and dropped a kiss on Angelo's forehead, saying with pity : "I wronged you baby."

Angelo put his arms around Shuai Chang's neck, put his lips to Shuai Chang like a sacrifice, and muttered, "I said I was your strong backing."

Shuai Chang deepened the kiss, and didn't let go until the two were panting.

My lips were dense and tingling. I took a look at them in the mirror. Both of them were torn on their lips. When they licked their tongues, bright red blood would seep out from the tiny wounds.

"I have clear dew, and it will be fine soon." Angelo was a little embarrassed. He was too enthusiastic just now, and he wished to rub himself into Shuai Chang's body and make the two become one. , no longer separate.

Shuai Chang didn't pick up Qinglu, "You wipe it for me first, and I'll wipe it for you."

Angelo did not refuse, opened the lid and picked a little with his index finger and gently rubbed it on Shuaichang’s wound

He really didn't dare to get too close to Shuai Chang anymore.

Shui Chang is somewhat regretful.

"When are we going to register for marriage?" Fortunately, there are more happy things to make up for this regret.

"No one at Town Hall this weekend, tomorrow."

Shuai Chang: "Would you like to invite someone? I only have one Yaerlin on my side. If he knew that we were married and didn't tell him, he would be so sad that he would collapse." I think Coke, but Yaerlin is Shuai Chang's best friend in this world, and he will not treat him like this.

"I only have one good friend, his name is Xia Zuo, and we are classmates." Angelo's classmates must also be female orcs.

"Okay, we'll meet at the Town Hall tomorrow at nine o'clock in the morning, right?"

Angelo nodded: "We also need to prepare clothes, rings, and bouquets. Let's go shopping in the afternoon, plus Yaerlin and Xia Zuo. It's better to tell them face to face."

In the afternoon, Shuaichang turned into a beast and carried Angelo to Yaerlin's house. Shuaichang stood outside the door, and Angelo knocked on the door.

"Sister-in-law?! Why are you here? Come in, come in." Yaerlin happily invited Angelo.

Angelo pointed to Shuai Chang behind him: "Adonis has something to tell you, do you have time in the afternoon?"

"Yes, yes! The boss must have time for summoning!" Yaerlin shouted into the house: "Dad, I'll go out for a while!"

"Go!"

After saying that, Yaerlin walked out without even changing his clothes and closed the door.

He came to Shuai Chang with bright eyes, "Boss!"

"Roar—" You also become a beast.

Last time, Shuai Chang saw Yaerlin's animal shape for the first time in the test field. Who would have thought that Yaerlin's body, who was too talkative, turned out to be a fat panda.

Yarlin's body flashed white light, and there was a two-meter-tall giant panda on the ground, holding a bamboo in his hand.

Angelo climbed onto Shuai Chang's back and found a comfortable position to sit down.

Shuaichang gallops a little faster, Angelo thought at first that Adonis would leave Yaerlin behind, but he did not expect Yaerlin's stout body to run at all. They followed Shuai Chang closely on the road.

The three came to Xia Zuo's house.

Xia Zuo is worthy of Angelo's friend. The villa covers an area of ​​770 square meters, and the garden court and swimming pool are all available. Yaerlin's eyes widened in amazement, he had never seen it before Such a magnificent house is like a palace.

"Sister-in-law, is your friend short of a boyfriend? The one who is going to college is like a giant panda." Yaerlin joked.

Angelo said: "I don't know if Xia Zuo lacks a boyfriend, but I can tell you for sure that Xia Zuo has no boyfriend and likes pandas very much. Yaerlin, I'm optimistic you."

Yarlin was just joking, and was a little moved by what Angelo said on the phone.

Until he saw the slender figure walking out of it, Yaerlin asked strangely, "Sister-in-law, are you sure his name is Xia Zuo?"

"Sure, what's the problem?" Angelo asked in confusion.

Of course there is a problem! The problem is big!

Yarlin will never forget this face no matter what, it is clearly his ex-boyfriend Xia En!

It turned out that even the name was fake, he liked him so much, and after breaking up for a year, he was completely uninterested in meeting any female orcs.

Yarlin took a step back and changed back to beast shape, walked to Shuai Chang's side and lay down, watching Xia Zuo open the door and come out and hug Angelo.

"Angelo, I'm so happy to receive your call, where shall we go for a while?"

Angelo said: "No time, I'll introduce my boyfriend to you first." Angelo pointed to Adonis lying in the corner: "His name is Adonis, he is here for me People who say it's important."

Xia Zuo's eyes were involuntarily attracted by the chubby panda beside the white tiger.