After the college entrance examination, bring a system to serve as a soldier

"Oh, Brother Fan, I feel like I just gave birth to a baby!".

When he walked back with Ren Yuan, this guy looked painful, and he could even see tears in the corners of his eyes.

Tonight, he and Liu Tie were the worst, I don't know if it was the squad leader who was careful to rectify them because they didn't pass the two internal affairs regulations, and when they opened their hips, they slammed and directly let these two sit on the ground in an instant.

At that time, the two of them cried for their father and mother, and now after the incident, their legs are not close when they walk.

"Don't beep, you still have children, how do you give birth?

"......." Ren Yuan was speechless.

I was carried back to the dormitory before I lay down...

"Ren Yuan, Liu Tie, go copy the order!" The platoon leader at the door stood there with a cold face.

"Ah~!I'm going to copy it tonight!" Looking at Platoon Leader Liu at the door, Ren Yuan almost cried, and his crotch can't be closed now!

"Platoon leader, can you let us rest tonight! The squad leader was too hard just now, I feel like I'm injured!" Liu Tie's slightly fat face also had a painful expression.

As for jokes, now that he has arrived at the barracks, his daily smiling face has rarely surfaced.

"Hmph, you deserve it, I can't recite an order for twenty days, and I still have the face to tell me to rest, my old Liu family, how can there be such a seed as you!" Looking at Liu Tie, the squad leader made a straight face, and then walked into the dormitory with his legs raised, one in each hand, and dragged away the two guys who were unwilling to get up.

Lin Fan took the small yellow basin to wash up, and when he was done, he took out toilet paper from his pocket and kneaded it into two small balls and stuffed it into his nose.

This is what I tried last night.

Although it is not very useful, it still has some effect, and then I will cover my nose with a quilt and breathe through my mouth, so that I can sleep.

However, there is also a disadvantage to doing this, that is, you will always be stuffy and out of breath, and you will often be awakened.

woke up again, the paper ball in his nose was sprayed out, and after Lin Fan found it, he didn't stuff it into his nose and gently climbed off the bed.

The other comrades-in-arms are asleep, one by one is tired during the day, and they can become dead pigs when they get on the bed at night, and even Zhu Hong, who is in the lower bunk, is now snoring and trembling.

However, Ren Yuan and Liu Tie's bed was still empty.

It shouldn't be too late, they only work an hour and a half of overtime at most, and it shouldn't be time yet.

Put on your shoes and open the door and walk out.

After taking a breath of fresh air, Lin Fan walked towards the toilet.

He wanted to go for a cigarette and wash away all the stench he had just inhaled into his nose...

It's just that walking in the corridor, twenty or thirty meters away from the toilet, Lin Fan found that there was a figure standing there in the toilet.

After walking in, Lin Fan saw clearly that it was Liu Tie, and he was actually standing at the door of the toilet.

"Ahem~!".

At this moment, Liu Tie actually coughed a few times.

"You have a cold?" Lin Fan walked in and said with a smile.

In an instant, Lin Fan saw Liu Tie's relieved expression: "Damn, I'm scared to death, Brother Fan, it's you!"

Liu Tie heard Lin Fan's voice.

Tonight, the dark clouds cover the top, there is no moonlight, the visibility is pitiful, Liu Tie has no night vision function, after Lin Fan made a sound, he walked a few meters closer, and he saw that it was Lin Fan.

"What's the matter, this toilet still needs to stand guard?".

Lin Fan deliberately asked, the fact came to this, Lin Fan already knew the reason, and his sensitive sense of smell not only made Lin Fan smell the unpleasant smell in the toilet, but also smelled the smell of smoke.

There must be someone smoking inside, and thinking with his toes, he also knows that it should be Ren Yuan's kid.

Sure enough, Ren Yuan's voice came from inside: "Hehe, Brother Fan is here! I'm scared of us, come in, come and smoke the roots!"

In the toilet, Ren Yuan flashed out and looked at Lin Fan with a cheap smile.

It is not uncommon to smoke in the toilet in the middle of the night, because the recruits are non-smoking, but they have a smoking addiction, so they can only sneak around in the middle of the night to smoke.

Stepping in, Lin Fan was a little dumbfounded in the next second.

Alright!

He still guessed wrong, Ren Yuan was not alone in this toilet smoking, a row of pits, and now it was full of people, seven or eight people, all squatting there with cigarettes in their mouths!

“......"

Ren Yuan paused when he saw Lin Fan's footsteps, and immediately said with a smile: "We are together, we just finished working overtime, and we came here collectively to smoke a cigarette and relax, Tie Niu doesn't smoke, so help us let it go!"

"Come on, Brother Fan, smoke a cigarette, it's not a good cigarette, it's only this!" Ren Yuan took out a pack of cigarettes from his pocket and handed one out of Ziyun, whose cigarette box had been flattened.

He asked Lin Fan if he could smoke, and Lin Fan didn't rude him, saying that he would smoke one occasionally!

Lin Fan stretched out his hand to take it, and said with a smile: "You are really not afraid of death, didn't you see the miserable appearance of Wang Bing before?"

said so, but Lin Fan also put the cigarette to his mouth.

Ren Yuan hurriedly took out a lighter to help Lin Fan light it, and by the way, he also continued the half of the one that he had just snuffed.

"Ah, Brother Fan, you smoke too!" Behind the two, Liu Tie watched Lin Fan smoke and babbled

Lin Fan said angrily: "Is there anything to be surprised about?

Ren Yuan even pulled him to speak: "Don't stay here! If you don't smoke, go outside to stand guard, hurry up, be careful and wait for the head of the platoon to come over!".

"Don't you have to be careful that I, the instructor, come over?"

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