After the Full Level of the Profession

Robb put on a serious face, and was about to start fooling around. He had to fool others to deal with this matter. Anyway, if he didn't go, he said in a solemn and serious tone: "My child, you seem to take this matter seriously. It's too simple to see. Do you think the mastermind behind this incident is just a vile thief? Do you think this is an incident that can be solved by a group of townspeople or a group of adventurers? Then you are really naive The God of Light has already sent an oracle to me, and this incident is a huge conspiracy, and soon, darkness will cover this land!"

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Chapter 19 Please Lord Lord

Luo Baiyu was not astonished and died endlessly, and with a single sentence, the mayor almost fell to his knees.

The mayor said: "A big conspiracy? What...what...what conspiracy?"

Robb said: "Look at the dozens of empty tombs here. This shows that dozens of skeletons have been stolen a few days before I settled in Xifeng Town."

"Yes!" The mayor nodded and said, "Of course we can see that."

Robb said: "I just told you about what happened last night. The opponent is a necromancer. Think about it, a necromancer has been stealing dozens of bones for several days. Then, this Dozens of skeletons, what have they become now?"

The mayor was startled: "Are you saying that they have been refined into undead skeleton soldiers?"

"Yes!" Robb said: "Obviously, after so many days, the necromancer has already injected necromantic magic into their bodies, and they are no longer withered bones, but have become undead creatures. Moreover, the dead The necromancer is still not satisfied. It continues to steal the bones. If it wasn't for me last night, at least dozens of skeletons would have climbed up from the ground one after another and walked to the necromancer. You are sure he will Only the dozens of skeleton soldiers he stole earlier? Maybe he got hundreds or thousands of skeleton soldiers somewhere else."

The mayor began to seriously consider the meaning of this. After a few seconds, he seemed to understand something, and his face changed suddenly: "Oh, what is this necromancer training so many skeleton soldiers for? Could it be... Could it be... "

Robb nodded: "You guessed it right, it is obvious that this necromancer is engaged in a big conspiracy, he is forming an army of undead, and of course the purpose of forming this army is only one, that is: bloodbath A certain town! Occupy a certain territory! Maybe, he is even preparing to overthrow the magical kingdom of Gran, overthrow the kingdom of knights Norma, conquer the Rabbit Kingdom of Tang, compete in the Central Plains, conquer the world, and unite the Demon Continent..."

Flickering, flickering hard anyway! Robb was afraid that things wouldn't be too big, so if he caught things, he would talk about the worst possibility. Anyway, there is no need to pay for nonsense. He can analyze as much as he wants. Just a thief, saying that he has far-reaching thoughts, and it is enough to take precautions before it happens. Anyway, it makes sense. This is the true nature of a magician.

The town mayor's brain was flickered into a mess, as if he had seen a picture of a group of undead army wielding knives to kill him, his face was completely dark: "Buy Faren, you are right! This is really not a group of townspeople, or A problem that a team of adventurers can solve, this matter must be reported to the lord as soon as possible, and the lord can be dealt with by sending troops."

"Well, you are very wise." Robb patted him on the shoulder: "Go and ask Lord Lord to deal with it."

He secretly rejoiced in his heart: Okay, the flicking is over! This matter is out of my control, let the lord worry about it, let him lead his troops into the Black Pine Mountains, search like a carpet of fools, to find a necromancer who does not know where to hide, this This kind of stupid thing I have done in the game many times before, so don't be stupid now.

then……

The mayor hurriedly wrote a letter to the lord, and the townspeople dispersed one after another after crying. After a while, Lilian, who went out to inquire about the news, came back and reported to Robb: "The mayor wrote a letter and gave it to the merchant, and the merchant took the letter and his caravan and set off towards the road of light in the southeast. I went, and said that I wanted to send the letter to the Grand Duke Yingsi of the road of light by the way."

The Road of Light is an important big city on the western frontier of the Magic Kingdom "Gran", or it is no exaggeration to say that it is an important military town. It is headed by the kingdom's famous grand duke "Yingsi". He is a powerful Paladin. , under the command of the famous "White Lion Knights" in the Magic Kingdom, all the small castles, towns and villages in the western part of the kingdom are all under the jurisdiction of Yingsi.

Image: "Partial Map of Gran Kingdom", Location: "Images/1546961659-100089784-102764480.jpg"

If something happened here in West Wind Town, it was the British director of course. However, Ying Si will definitely not come in person. He should just send a subordinate or a small team to investigate first.

Of course, this has nothing to do with Robb, as long as he doesn't go, whoever goes to catch the bad guys will do.

The town was quiet again, and Robb was lazy again.

"Master, I want to learn the dish you made yesterday." Lilian bought two pieces of beef tenderloin, with a cute expression on her face: "I can't just cook a big miscellaneous stew, I will be responsible for it in the future. The owner's daily life and diet, so you have to make food that the owner likes... Can you give me some pointers?"

Point to a ghost, I am the chef skill in the game, I really can't teach you. Robb had to rack his brains and think, and finally came up with the real method of steak: "First hit the beef tenderloin with a stick to make it soft. Then chop the mushrooms into a sauce, add salt and pepper to stir, and you're done. Mushroom sauce is made. Heat a frying pan, spread a layer of butter on it, after the oil has melted, put the beef on it and fry it until medium-rare, and finally pour the mushroom sauce... ummm... that's about it already."

"It's... so complicated?" Lilian was stunned: "I saw the master make it yesterday, didn't it just use beef, mushrooms and salt, just rub it? Why is there so much when I make it? Steps? How many more materials are there?"

Robb had to play tricks: "I used magic, do you know magic?"

Lilian shook her head pitifully: "No!"

Robb said: "I won't just do more steps honestly."

Lillian went into the kitchen pitifully and went to study cooking...

Robb was sitting in the front yard in a daze, lazy. After a long time, he suddenly found a middle-aged townsman poking his head outside the church yard. He seemed to want to come in, but he didn't dare to come in.

Robb shouted loudly: "Bah! He Fangxiao...cough...who are you? What are you trying to do by walking around outside my house?"

The townsman was shocked when he shouted, but since Robb had seen it, he could only bite the bullet and walked over to Robb, drooping his head: "Mai Faren, I am I came to make a confession. But I was a little scared, so I wandered outside."

"Oh? Confession?" Robb understood immediately, he was sitting in a log cabin and listening to the confession project of people outside. This thing has never been played in the game, and I am very interested and want to play it! I really want to play.

He quickly lifted his indolence, and jumped up from the stone bench: "Very good! Don't be afraid! Only by confessing your sins to the gods can you make great strides forward. Let's start right away."

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Chapter 20 Why don't you play with me

Robb sat in the log cabin. Of course, this dilapidated house also has a scientific name, it is called the "confession room". He sat inside, and the townsman sat outside, posing for a heart-to-heart confession.

Confession is a very sacred thing for the believers of the Guangming religion. Usually the process is that the believers confess their sins to the clergyman, and they repent of the sins and make corrections. The clergyman comforts him for a while, expressing that he can be forgiven. His sins, and then the penitent's heart is finally freed to face the rest of his life with a smile.

The townsman whispered across the cabin: "Buy Faren, I... I've committed the sin of laziness. I've often been lazy and don't work lately."

"What? Sloth?" Robb said immediately: "My child, your behavior is understandable! Sloth is good for a while, and it's always good! Only laziness is the best way for human beings to achieve happiness and prosperity. As for diligence, it has What a piece of shit, hard work is hard for a while, hard work is hard all the time! When you get everything through hard work, you find that you also get endless emptiness at the same time, the feeling of losing your pursuit is terrible, let me tell you, what to be a human being It's okay, just don't work too hard, you'll get full level, and you won't be as good as a dog if you don't pursue it after full level. Be lazy! Be lazy to the fullest! When you start being lazy, you realize that the world is full of flowers. "

Townsman: "..."

Robb said: "Ah, I accidentally said more, you continue to confess."

Townsman: "Farewell! Excuse me!"

"Hey, don't go, continue to confess, I haven't had enough!"

The townspeople left, very resolutely, because he had lost his mind in an instant, and felt that he had become an idiot. He had to retreat quickly, and if he retreated later, his life would be useless. The moment he walked out of the church, he silently made up his mind, I have to work hard, I have to fight, and don't become the lazy person who "buys hair".

"Huh? Wait!" The townspeople suddenly understood: "Mai Faren is deliberately saying the opposite. It sounds like he is saying that laziness has many benefits, but he can't say any real benefits. The world is full of flowers. I'm still getting nothing. He's trying to tell me that laziness is nothing, nothing. What he's really trying to say is that you can gain everything through hard work! You can even lose it because you are too rich. Pursuit. I want to be rich enough to lose my pursuit! This truth was deliberately hidden in the middle of his words, and I almost didn't find it."

"Wise Faren, your children will always remember your teachings." The townspeople bowed deeply to Robb at the door of the church, then turned and left. He was encouraged and full of energy.

Robb squatted on the ground in the corner and drew circles: "Don't go! Come back and play confession with me."

"Master! The steak I tried was successful." Lilian ran out happily holding two plates, and saw Robb squatting on the ground and drawing a circle, she was startled: "Master, what's wrong with you? It's your stomach. Does it hurt?"

"No! I'm fine." Robb quickly recovered his serious face, got up, patted the ashes on his body, and sat down: "Cough, Lillian, come here, let me taste the steak you made."

Lillian happily put a plate of steak in front of Robb, set the knife and fork, and helped Robb around a napkin. Her little hand gently pulled the corner of the napkin behind Robb's neck, letting Robb Bai's heart is itching.

"Okay, let me see how your steak is." Robb picked up the knife and fork, and took a closer look. The steak on the plate looked pretty good, and it looked delicious.

At this moment, a young woman walked to the door of the church. The woman's appearance is very ordinary, far worse than Lilian, but in this small town, it can be regarded as a bit of beauty: "Buy. Faren, I...I'm here to do...confession."

"Oh? Come on." Robb was overjoyed, he quickly picked up the plate with the steak, and quickly ran into the log cabin, sat down, hey, listened to the confession while eating the steak, these days are as happy as a fairy.

The woman sits outside the cabin!

Across the wooden house, no one could see anyone. She had no idea that the priest was cutting a steak with a fork in his left hand and a knife in the right hand in the log cabin.

The woman said carefully: "Buy Faren, I committed a very serious crime. I... I cheated, betrayed my husband, and spent a night with a handsome little guy."

"puff!"

As soon as Robb put the steak in his mouth, he felt an indescribable terrifying taste in his mouth, Ward day, what does this feel like? This feeling of instantly destroying all taste nerves and paralyzing all taste buds in the mouth... ah ah ah! Lillian! Are you going to poison your master?