Alice's Dream Club

# 14. Vampires can't go to the bathroom!

The basis for the guess itself was not sufficient, and Lynch just casually said this to suppress the arrogance of the eldest lady, but Lynch was a little surprised by how much he guessed right.

So amidst the surprise, he decided to celebrate: He booked a flight to Greece.

Surprised to hear that the way to go is by plane, Mu Xinyi was confused for a long time on the spot.

After recovering from her senses, she approached Lynch quite aggressively. Those big eyes were not only filled with astonishment, but also filled with disbelief towards neuropathy.

"No, you are a half-immortal, aren't you? Just snap your fingers and we'll pass by. Are you worthy of your half-immortal status by flying?"

Lin Qi thought for a while and felt that what Mu Xinyi said seemed to be true. He pointed at the phone uncertainly: "...Then I order the high-speed train?"

"...You are poisonous!!"

"That's right," Lynch nodded approvingly, "You have to go to Amsterdam first by train, and you still have to take a plane to transfer."

Mu Xinyi doesn't want to talk to Lynch anymore.

Although this person has another layer of arrangements and considerations in everything he does, but Mu Xinyi firmly believes that there is no other deeper meaning in it when flying to Greece, it is purely Lynch's intermittent illness!

"Oh, it's not okay to fly, the second is a black family, and she has to be hung on the landing gear of the plane, and she is easy to be bitten..."

Looking at the request for personal information entry on the mobile phone software, Lynch voluntarily gave up this idea.

Just when Mu Xinyi thought that Lynch was finally normal, he booked the train ticket in front of him.

Mu Xinyi: "..."

Now Mu Xinyi feels that Lynch is not going crazy, but is deliberately molesting herself. When she was in school, he used to use similar methods to annoy herself so much that she didn't want to talk to him at all.

The kind that lasts at least three days.

But in fact, Lynch really didn't have this idea. He didn't even think about deliberately molesting Mu Xinyi when he was in school - there were many people chasing this young lady back then, and deliberately molesting her would be like eating old birthday stars with arsenic. Passive sudden death.

His purpose of doing this is actually purely to let the three girls in the family enjoy the journey. Now the three of them don't go out except for work. Don't go out in the future and see a butterfly and ask curiously, "What is this?" bird".

Lynch has worked hard to be a boss who is considerate of his employees.

After booking the train tickets, Lynch began to urge the three of them to pack up and salute. The standard is the configuration of travel: selfie sticks, sunscreen, etc. must be prepared in advance, and motion sickness medicine and small change must be prepared in advance.

Maybe it was because they were too slow to clean up, or maybe it was to prevent them from objecting to their decision when they came back to their senses. After helping the three of them clean up, the three of them had already packed their bags and put them outside the door, and they were all ready to go. status.

Nodding in satisfaction, Lynch pushed open the door of the dormitory without giving the three of them a chance to speak.

Outside the door is the exclusive car of the club that has been repaired many times. There is a gentleman standing beside the car who thinks he is very polite. After the door is opened, he bows respectfully and humbly. .

"Please leave the luggage to me."

Mu Xinyi: "..."

II: "..."

The Second Elbowed Lynch who was next to him, lowered his voice and asked, "Boss, do you still do gene grafting projects?"

Lynch was immediately stunned.

"Isn't it genetically grafted that a person has a pigeon head?"

It was Alice who responded instead of Lynch, who quickly accepted and adapted to Lynch's arrangement, who made Lynch her master.

"That's a raven, with a movable skeleton under the clothes."

"That's right," Raven agreed, "It's the same model as Miss Alice's."

If it wasn't for carrying the suitcase, the raven might have turned into a steaming pot of stewed pigeon by now, just in time for the Second King to eat as a snack on the road.

Nodding clearly, the second king who got into the back seat sighed: "That's still genetic engineering. I've bitten on Alice's artificial skin, and the taste is completely indistinguishable from real meat."

Lynch also helped to pack the luggage, of course the main purpose is to find the truth.

He came to Alice and asked in a low voice, "Is what the raven said true?"

Alice asked back with a cold face: "Is the owner asking about the same model as the skeleton or was it bitten by a dog?"

"You're the dog!" Second King immediately poked his head out of the car window and roared.

"...No, I'm asking..." Lynch didn't say clearly, but just glanced at Raven.

Alice immediately showed a faint smile with understanding: "In the words of the master, 'Although I am not a good person, I will not do inhumane human experiments', the body of the raven is a bionic robot, the master does not have to worry about us doing it." something cruel."

Lynch immediately breathed a sigh of relief: "Hey, I thought you went to the funeral home to steal the corpse..."

Alice closed the trunk without saying a word, and broke Lynch's hand.

The space in the car is not too big, but the three girls sitting in the back seat are not too crowded, Lynch sat in the co-pilot, this decision made Raven feel sorry for Lynch - it thinks that Lynch took the initiative to kill A chance to hug left and right.

Along the way, Lynch didn't chat with the three girls in the back row, not because he didn't want to, but because he couldn't get in.

On the way to the station, the three showed a harmonious side that Lynch had never seen before. They were talking and laughing, eating snacks, and chatting about some very profound questions: such as how to pass the level the fastest, and the plate for the next team battle How to match with the role, whether to rent a house to cook by yourself or go to a restaurant first when you arrive in Greece, and detailed precautions for some related tourist attractions.

It was very jumpy, and Lynch felt that his brain couldn't keep up.

Of course, Mu Xinyi still showed a little bit of worry, because she always felt that taking the train was not as reliable as taking the plane. But fortunately, Alice reminded her that Lynch could still perform teleportation with snapping fingers.

After getting on the train and finding seats for four people, II's behavior seemed a little bit wrong.

Lynch thought she was disgusted that she was stingy and didn't get a box, so she explained: "It's hard to book a sleeper berth, after all, you are still a black household, and if you book a box, it's not convenient for us three men and one woman, and it's easy for the three of you to deduct it." What a bad hat to put on."

This consideration is reasonable, but this is not what the Second Emperor cares about.

Her eyes always drifted to the front and end of the car, and she didn't speak, I don't know what she was thinking.

The train started, and the scenery outside the window gradually changed from the platform to the suburbs.

Mu Xinyi put on the earphones and played the game. She was not worried that the NS would run out of battery, because Alice was charging her NS as a humanoid power bank. Lynch read the newspaper. He didn't pay much attention to current affairs news, but mainly played Sudoku.

As the train progressed, Second King's expression became more and more weird.

Her eyes were firmly fixed on the front of the carriage where people would come and go from time to time. Although the temperature inside the carriage was very suitable, there was still a fine layer of beads of sweat on her forehead.

Her sitting posture also became more and more strange. She changed her previous disregard for her image, and her tight legs seemed quite restrained.

After finishing the Sudoku in the newspaper, Lynch realized that II's condition was getting worse and worse. He took out the motion sickness medicine from his pocket and handed it to II's desk, then opened a bottle of mineral water: "Motion sickness is the best thing to do." Have something to eat?"

The Second King didn't speak, just shook his head vigorously.

When Mu Xinyi saw the bottle of mineral water, she immediately reached out and took a few sips of it.

"By the way, is it time for dinner? Shall we go to the dining car or make do here?"

Alice turned her head and glanced at the dining car and the salesperson who came from the previous carriage to occupy the passage, and sighed lightly: "The train that the master booked may not have the function of a dining car, otherwise there would be no such thing."

At this time, the Second Emperor was already trembling slightly, and when he saw the dining car blocking the road, he even showed a desperate expression.

At this point, Lynch finally understood what was going on with the second generation. He patted her shoulder lightly, and the latter trembled immediately.

"What, what are you doing!"

"If you want to go to the bathroom, just say so."

Hearing this, the Second King immediately raised his eyebrows.

"Say, talk, talk, what are you talking about! Who wants to go to the bathroom, I'm motion sick!"

Glancing at II Shi's already red neck, Lynch pointed to the motion sickness medicine on the table.

"Then eat it, so you don't have to spit out a car, but it seems that you did say that blood races don't need to go to the toilet. Doesn't it have that function?"

To be honest, the second king is now so suffocated that her scalp is blown, and she regrets why she drank so much juice on the way here.

However, in this case, she could only continue to hold back the water that was blown out by the cow.

"It's useless for me to take motion sickness medicine. After all, I'm a half-blood, and I'm super resistant to medicine!"

"Oh, then I'll go to the bathroom."

After the dining car passed by, Lynch got up and walked towards the toilet at the front of the compartment. After a while, Lynch returned to his seat refreshed, and at this moment, Mu Xinyi also made the same voice: "Then I will go too , and put on makeup by the way."

The sockets of II's eyes were already red.

She was thinking about whether she could find a more off-the-wall excuse, but after Mu Xinyi came back, Alice actually spoke up.

"Then I'll go to the toilet to change the oil, it may take longer."

Lynch: "..."

Mu Xinyi: "..."

The eldest lady may have been unintentional, but Alice definitely did it on purpose at the moment, because she gave Lynch a wink before speaking.

Just when Alice came to the door of the toilet and glanced at the Second King out of the corner of her eye, the latter finally couldn't bear the pressure, stepped on Lynch and rushed towards Alice crying.

"Oh my god! Sister, I beg you, let me come first! I can do whatever you want me to do later!"

"Don't you vampires don't need to go to the toilet?" Alice playfully stepped aside and opened the toilet door.

"I'm a half-blood! I only keep half of this function!"

Said the second, he rushed into the toilet, and what Alice felt outside the door was happiness as if the light of salvation came.

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