All Chat Members Are Me

Namikaze: @Ito, you are really losing this month. Please ask everyone, who has joined the group for more than a month? No.

Ito: Then maybe this newcomer is the kind who joins the group in a month?

Namikaze: I feel anxious.

Magician: I think I will definitely join the group in one day.

[The evil god joins this group. 】

A piece of information appeared directly in front of everyone's eyes.

Ito: Awesome, you must be talking openly. Just after you finished speaking, a newcomer joined the group.

Magician: Wait a minute, this newcomer is an evil god. Isn’t this the boss you want? @Uchiha.

Evil God: Who are you? Why do I suddenly have this chat group?

Magician: @Big Brother Bigu, explain it to him, I’m just waiting to receive the memory and skills.

At the same time, Evil God Lingfeng, who was sitting in a chair with a bored look on his face, looked at the information on his phone and suddenly became interested.

"Ling Feng! Come and get me a weapon that can defeat Lily Ling. I want to kill Lily Ling!"

At this time, a blond girl with a body and a snake's tail opened the store door and slid directly towards Ling Feng.

"It's Sandwich-chan. Just wait. I'll give it to you after I read the messages on my phone."

Evil God Lingfeng said with a smile.

"Satania, give Sandwich a cup of juice."

Evil God Lingfeng pointed at the little red-haired girl working at the bar and said.

"No, I want to drink, Satania, give me a beer!"

Sandwich-chan directly rejected Ling Feng's proposal, sat down opposite Ling Feng, and yelled at Satania.

"This is a milk tea shop. Where can I buy beer? If you want to drink beer, go to the 'Angel Cafe' opposite."

Evil God Lingfeng chopped Sandwich-chan on the head with a knife and said loudly.

"That's the place where demons die. I won't go there!"

Sandwich-chan snorted and turned her head to the side.

"Only juice, drink it if you like."

After Evil God Lingfeng finished speaking, he focused all his attention on his mobile phone.

Evil God: So that’s it. I uploaded the skills and memories to the group file. You can take a look at it.

After Evil God Lingfeng finished speaking, he began to receive the skills and memories in the group file.

At this time, other Lingfeng also began to receive the skills and memories of the evil god Lingfeng.

This time, the newcomers still crossed over after being hit by that big truck.

And after this newcomer crossed over, he actually traveled directly and became a little evil god in the demon world.

Then the evil god Lingfeng, like other evil gods and demons in the demon world, began to attend a demon school.

In the end, the evil god Lingfeng successfully graduated from the devil school with average grades and came to live in the human world.

Then the evil god Lingfeng opened a milk tea shop in the human world and lived a stable life here.

Then Satania and Sandwich-chan came to the world after the evil god Lingfeng.

Among the two, Satania came to the human world to go to school, while Sandwich-chan was accidentally summoned by a human magician and came to the human world.

But Sandwich-chan is very unwilling to stay in the human world, and there is only one way for her to return to the demon world, and that is to kill the human who summoned her.

The Lily Bell in Sandwich-chan's mouth is the human who summons Sandwich-chan.

But because of Lily Bell's strength, Sandwich-chan was unable to kill Lily Bell, and was instead killed many times.

If Sandwich-chan hadn't been immortal, the grass on Sandwich-chan's grave would have been three meters high.

"Ling Feng, please give me a prop or add a layer of BUFF to me and let me kill Lily Ling."

Sandwich Sauce drank the drink in the cup in one gulp and said very proudly.

"Just give up on this idea. You can't beat Lily Bell. Although she is a chuunibyou, she is the strongest black magician in the world."

Ling Feng shrugged and looked at Sandwich-chan with a helpless look.

"I don't care, I don't care, you must help me."

When Sandwich-chan heard this, his whole body lay directly on the ground, rolling around.

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Chapter 290: Kirei’s Summoning of Heroic Spirits

"If you don't get up, I'll call Lily Ling and tell her about your plan to deal with me."

Ling Feng looked at Sandwich-chan who was rolling on the ground, his expression became serious, he held his phone and opened the address book, pretending to make a call.

"I know, I know, don't call Baihe Ling!"

Seeing this, Sandwich-chan hurriedly stood up and stretched out her hands, trying to stop Lingfeng from calling Lily Ling.

Looking at Sandwich Sauce's appearance, Ling Feng put away his phone, put it back into his pocket, and then took a sip of water from the teacup.

"It's almost time for you to cook. Why don't you go home quickly? Otherwise, you will be made into snake soup. Don't say I didn't remind you."

Ling Feng looked at the time on the wall and said to Sandwich Sauce.

Since Sandwich-chan was summoned by Lily Bell, Sandwich-chan has been cooking for Lily Bell most of the time.

It can be said that a dignified evil god has actually been reduced to being a nanny for others.

What Lily Ling did was simply not paying attention to the demon world.

As a member of the Evil God, Ling Feng just wanted to say to Lily Ling: "Intensify your efforts."

"Huh, since you won't help me, then I'll find someone else to help me."

Sandwich Sauce snorted, stood up and left the milk tea shop where Ling Feng was.

Of course, before leaving, Sandwich Sauce also took away the juice made by Satania without paying for it.

"Are all the members in the chat group me?"

Evil God Lingfeng reopened the chat group on his phone and looked at the chat group with his eyes.

Evil God: So where are you in your timeline now?

Uchiha: My timeline is the Warring States Period. I feel that in a few months, after Madara Hokage has taken care of the internal affairs of the Land of Fire, he should begin to unify the ninja world.

Namikaze: My timeline here is that Naruto has been born.

Truck: The plot of the movie version of Transformers has begun. I'm on the moon now, but I don't want to go to the earth to join in and fight life and death on the earth. I might as well develop technology elsewhere.

Saiyan: I am currently practicing in the time room of the gods. I don’t know where the time outside is.

Magician: Ahem, my time here has already begun to prepare to summon the heroic spirit.

Ling Fengmiao: Tell me who you summoned?

Magician: It’s just Kirei’s summons tonight, I won’t summon him until tomorrow.

Saiyan: What about the holy relic? What holy relics have you prepared?

Because Ling Feng in other worlds have received the memory of the magician Ling Feng, they also understand some rules of summoning heroic spirits.

For example, if you want to summon a specific heroic spirit, it is best to use a holy relic to summon it.

In this way, the success rate of summoning that heroic spirit will be higher.

Magician: Holy relic? If you are not prepared, you will just randomly summon them when the time comes, and you can summon whoever you can.

Magician: Okay, Kirei is about to summon now. I will tell you after I summon the heroic spirit later.

After the magician Ling Feng finished speaking, he turned off his phone and looked at Kotomine Kirei standing in front of the magic circle.

Kotomine Kirei stood tall and tall in front of the magic circle and slowly stretched out his palm.

Following Kirei's movements, the magic array on the ground gradually lit up.

Kirei began to release the magic in his body while reciting the summoning spell.

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"It goes around five times."

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"Declaration."

"You obey my orders, and my life depends on your sword."

…

"Coming from the Wheel of Suppression, the guardian of the scales——!"

As Kirei's voice gradually rose.

The brightness of the magic array on the ground also gradually increased.

In the end, the light emitted by the magic circle swallowed up Kirei, Lingfeng and Tokiomi.

As the bright light dissipated, so did the smoke brought by the summons.

I saw seven or eight black heroic spirits standing on the magic circle at this time.

Hassan in all his forms.

One of the old men of the mountains, Hassan, the nineteenth leader of the assassination sect who inherited the name "Hassan Sabah". Because of its diverse skills, wealth of knowledge, and miraculous spirituality that are completely unpredictable in its actions, it was given the awe-inspiring title of "Hundred Appearances."

At the same time, because the multiple souls of Baimei Hassan exist in a single body, after she disperses her soul, she can exist in the physical world as multiple heroic spirits.

That's why there were so many heroic spirits standing in front of Kirei.

"With my flock of shadows by your side, we will surely win."

Hassan, the female leader, spoke first.

"Um."

Kirei raised his right hand and responded coldly.

For Kirei now, the Holy Grail is not the goal he wants to pursue.

In Kirei's eyes, the value of the Holy Grail is not as valuable as going to a restaurant to practice two more dishes.

"Master, who are they?"

The beautiful Hassan looked at Ling Feng and Tokiomi standing behind Kirei and asked warily.

"They are my allies, no need to be wary."

Kirei said slowly.

"This is our magic workshop, you can be on guard outside now."

Kirei added loudly.

The hundred-faced Hassan nodded his head, then turned into a spirit child and dissipated directly in the air.

"Ling Feng, when are you going to summon the heroic spirits?"

Tokiomi glanced at Kirei, and then asked Ling Feng.

Among the seven heroic spirit professions, the swordsman's Saber, the spearman's Lancer, and the archer's Archer are collectively known as the three major professions.