All Chat Members Are Me

"Why, don't you like me like this?"

The beautiful woman in front of her looked at Ling Feng in confusion, her big and smart eyes blinking continuously.

"No, if you are like this, I will tell Tsunade!"

Ling Feng took a step back and spoke hurriedly.

Ling Feng felt that if he kept reading, he would definitely go to the hospital to wash his eyes.

Nothing else.

Just because this guy Jiraiya is really a bitch.

Moreover, Ling Feng also felt that Jiraiya's movements were too alluring.

Even more seductive than those real women.

Sure enough, men are the only people who know about men’s fetishes?

In addition, Jiraiya also has a career as an erotic novelist, and he often goes to drink flower wine and the like.

No wonder, Jiraiya's movements are so seductive, it turns out he is practicing the truth.

"Don't, don't, don't, you must not tell Tsunade. If you tell Tsunade, won't I be dead?"

Hearing this, Jiraiya hurriedly spoke.

He could already imagine what would happen to Tsunade after she found out that she had developed seduction.

Not to mention whether Tsunade will agree to her confession in the future.

Just tell me what's going to happen tonight.

As soon as Ling Feng said it, he should be lying directly in Konoha Hospital.

You can even choose the cemetery directly.

Thinking of the consequences he would face, Jiraiya shuddered and trembled all over.

Then he hurriedly released the seduction spell and returned to his previous appearance as a white-haired middle-aged man.

"How's it going? How's my seduction technique going?"

Jiraiya patted his chest and said confidently.

"Such a small ninjutsu, in front of this genius, is easily accessible and can be learned in no time."

Jiraiya added with a smile.

"No, I've only told you about the seduction technique once before, right? You can reproduce it just by relying on my few words?"

Hearing this, Ling Feng said helplessly as he recalled what he had said to Jiraiya before.

He was a little helpless about Jiraiya's behavior.

If only Jiraiya had focused on pursuing Tsunade by developing seduction techniques.

Didn't Tsunade simply get caught by him?

So Ling Feng couldn't understand why Jiraiya had such thoughts.

"Of course, you must know that I am a genius in ninjutsu, and it is nothing more than a mere seduction technique."

Jiraiya put his hands on his hips and said with a smile.

"All right."

Seeing this, Ling Feng could only shrug his shoulders and said helplessly.

"But this time I heard that you have accepted a disciple. Do you want me to teach you some knowledge? You see, it was under my guidance that Minato became so good. What do you think, do you want to ask me for advice?"

Jiraiya directly took down all the curtains that had previously blocked the windows, and then asked Ling Feng.

"No."

Ling Feng shook his head and said very confidently.

Although he has never accepted a disciple in this world.

But in other worlds, he had many apprentices.

Therefore, Ling Feng was quite confident about how to teach Uchiha Itachi.

"Really? Are you sure you can teach that little guy from the Uchiha family?"

Hearing this, Jiraiya looked at Ling Feng in confusion.

In his memory, Ling Feng had never been a teacher, not even a team leader.

That's why he asked Ling Feng like this.

"I can definitely teach him well, and that guy is quite smart."

Lingfeng recalled the strength and intelligence shown by Uchiha Itachi, nodded his head, and said very confidently.

"Okay, if there is any time, you can just tell Minato directly. Of course, you can also tell me and Orochimaru. After all, the three of us have experience in teaching disciples."

Seeing that Ling Feng had made up his mind, Jiraiya stopped trying to persuade him and spoke directly.

"no problem."

Ling Feng nodded his head with a smile and said aloud.

After that, Jiraiya left Ling Feng's house.

Ling Feng was the only one left in the whole house.

"Teach Uchiha Itachi? Ask the others."

When Bo Feng Lingfeng thought of this, he took out his phone and opened the chat group.

Namikaze: Brothers, I have accepted Uchiha Itachi as my disciple. What do you think is better for us to teach him?

Bo Feng Lingfeng roared directly in the chat group.

Qianju: Don’t talk about anything else. First, upload your memory to the group file. After we read it, we can help you with your advice.

Qianju Lingfeng typed directly.

Looking at Senju Reifeng's words, Namikaze Reifeng didn't think much and directly uploaded all the memories of accepting Uchiha Itachi as his disciple to the group file.

Other Lingfeng looked at the group files and started downloading them one after another.

Namikaze: Are you sure? Any ideas?

After a while, Bo Feng Lingfeng typed and asked other people in the chat group.

Truck: From memory, this Uchiha Itachi is very smart.

Namikaze: This is not nonsense. If you are not smart, how could you use Hokage's way of thinking about the relationship between the Ninja Village and the family at a young age.

Cangliu: Yes, I believe that when we were young, we were still playing in the mud. It was really irritating to compare with others.

Different World: So we have cheats, but he doesn’t have cheats.

Namikaze: Isn’t this a bit off topic? We were discussing what would be better to teach Itachi.

Senju: What we have to teach him is very simple, it is nothing more than Ninjutsu and so on. Judging from our current strength, teaching him some Ninjutsu is very simple.

Senju: But the important thing is his way of thinking and three views.

Senju: To be honest, when I read the original work, I felt that there were many other solutions, but he chose the worst solution.

Senju: And he wants to be Hokage, so you can start from this aspect.

Namikaze: You mean that?

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Chapter 475 What is your dream?

Senju: Yes, that’s it.

Cangliu: That? What is that?

Different World: Everyone is Ling Feng, why are you two just playing riddles? I haven’t made it clear yet.

Truck: Wait a minute, what Senju just meant was that Uchiha Itachi wanted to become Hokage, so he was going to let Namikaze train Uchiha Itachi in the direction of Hokage, right?

Senju: Yes, that’s it.

Truck: In this case, I feel like I know what it is.

Cangliu: What on earth is it? Are you still playing charades?

Senju: What else could it be? Of course, let Namikaze give Uchiha Itachi a political lesson and let him experience the theories of Marx and Mao Zedong.

Another World: What? Taking a politics class? you sure?

Devil: Are you sure you still remember what was taught in politics class?

Senju: Ahem, although I have forgotten most of them, others remember them.

Devil: Like?

Samurai: There is no analogy. Look at what world we are in? Most of them are animation worlds, and some are fantasy worlds. Even if they are, they are still martial arts worlds. At that time, Marx was not born yet.

Senju: But we have Reikau Ito. Isn’t his world just the everyday world? You can let Ito from the everyday world go online and look for it.

Trucks: Do you think there would be something like that in the romantic action movie world?

Ito: Ahem, to be honest, there is really no such thing. If there were, then my world would not be like this at all.

Senju: If Max can't do it, don't we still have Uchiha Reifeng? I remember that the Uchiha Madara of his world had become karoshi.

Senju: So just let Uchiha Lingfeng learn from that overworked Uchiha Madara, and then teach him what he learned to Uchiha Itachi. This would kill two birds with one stone.

Namikaze: I think it makes sense, but in this case, Uchiha Reifeng would feel a little uncomfortable. After all, he has to study next to Uchiha Madara.

Talk about Cao Cao, Cao Cao arrives.

Just after Namikaze Reikaze's words appeared in the chat group, Uchiha Reikaze also started to bubble up.

Uchiha: I'm okay. I've been helping Madara with government affairs before, so I'm still a little bit good at it. When I finish the things at hand, I can also go and learn from Madara.

Namikaze: Brother, I'm so lucky.

Uchiha: It's okay.

In this chat group, every member is Ling Feng, the same person, so as long as one Ling Feng makes a request, they will try their best to fulfill that Ling Feng's request.

After all, only in this way can all of them, Ling Feng, continue to make progress.

Afterwards, the time also came at night.

Bo Feng Lingfeng immediately turned off his phone and went to bed.

The next day, Ling Feng got up as usual and got ready to go out for breakfast.

But as soon as he opened the door, he saw Uchiha Itachi standing outside the door, already holding two breakfasts in his hands.

"Teacher, this is the breakfast I bought."

Uchiha Itachi looked at Ling Feng in front of him and said aloud.

Because Uchiha Fugaku and Itachi said they should treat Ling Feng well.

So Uchiha Itachi bought breakfast early in the morning and came to Lingfeng's place to wait.

In addition, Minato had already told Itachi the time to wake up before, so Itachi was able to waste time and stand in front of Ling Feng when Ling Feng just opened the door.

"come in."

Looking at Uchiha Itachi at the door, Ling Feng wanted to say something, but didn't say anything, so he led Uchiha Itachi directly into the room.

"You don't have to buy breakfast for me next time."

Ling Feng sat on the chair, looked at Uchiha Itachi in front of him, and said.

"yes."

Uchiha Itachi heard this and nodded his head directly.

But from the look on his face, it was obvious that he didn't listen.