All Chat Members Are Me

As you can see from the title, this book will be on the shelves tomorrow.

To be honest, my book is considered a hit, and I feel that the main reason is my fault, and I can't attract everyone.

I also thank you all for putting up with my poor writing skills.

Another part of the reason is the time when I published the book. I published the book during the period before the Chinese New Year, so the signing time also came after the Chinese New Year. Here I would like to thank the oranges for being able to sign my book.

By the time of the recommendation, I already had more than 100,000 words, which did not meet the recommendation requirements of Hedgehog Cat.

So give it away.

There is also a part of me that I feel that I may not really have the talent to write online articles.

After I finish writing this book, I should no longer dream of online articles, it's time to face reality.

Here, I would like to thank everyone who recommended me a ticket, thank you everyone who gave me a reward and voted for a monthly ticket, thank you everyone who spoke in the post, thank you for saying that in the post Good ideas and rants.

Thank you very much.

I might not be able to hold on without you.

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Now the reward is 3040, there is still 1960 to add a chapter, and the blade is 14. It is still 36 to add another chapter.

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Chapter 82 That touch of blue (first)

It was still the big red truck, it rushed out directly, knocked Ling Feng directly into the air, hit the ground heavily, and then rolled several times, leaving bloodstains all over the ground.

"Forehead."

Ling Feng opened his eyes and found himself sitting on a chair, surrounded by dim light, only the chair opposite him was dimly lit, barely allowing him to see clearly.

Just as Ling Feng was sitting on the chair and looking around, the sound of high heels stepping on the ground entered his ears.

"Mr. Lingfeng, welcome to the world after death."

Ling Feng followed the sound.

A woman wearing a pink feather coat and a blue dress walked in front of Ling Feng.

Her blue hair fell naturally behind her, as silky as blue satin. The beautiful face looks very holy.

She looks like a noble goddess in Ling Feng's eyes.

"You passed away unfortunately not long ago, and this life is relatively short."

The goddess walked directly to the chair in front of Ling Feng, sat down, and said with a flat face, "You are already dead."

"I'm dead?"

Ling Feng looked at the goddess in front of him and muttered to himself.

He always felt as if he knew the goddess in front of him, but for some reason, he couldn't remember it.

"Yes, Mr. Lingfeng, you are already dead. My name is Aqua, the goddess responsible for guiding the young dead in Japan."

Aqua stood up and walked slowly to Ling Feng.

"The goddess who guides the young dead in Japan? But I'm from the Celestial Empire!"

Lingfeng grabbed the information in Aqua's words and said hurriedly.

"Eh? Are you a Chinese?"

Hearing Ling Feng's words, Aqua was startled and ran back to the chair, grabbed the book on the table next to her and flipped frantically.

"You are really from the Celestial Dynasty, then why are you here with me!"

After Aqua checked it out, she pointed at Lingfeng and said loudly.

"I just wanted to ask you! After I was hit by a truck, I shouldn't have gone to the King of Hell. How did I come to you?"

Ling Feng looked at Aqua with dead fish eyes and complained aloud.

He has now remembered who the goddess in front of him is.

Aqua, the goddess of water, has an extraordinary beauty and a bumpy figure.

But she is mentally retarded.

Ling Feng didn't watch the anime about Aqua before she died, but her name has made Ling Feng, who has never watched anime, know what her name represents.

There used to be a sentence circulating on the major forums of the chat group and the post bar, that is:

If mental retardation has a color, it must be blue!

So after thinking about it clearly, Ling Feng has no hope of resurrecting this mentally retarded goddess.

"Ahhh, no matter, now you have two choices, start from scratch and live again, but this time the place you will live will be in Japan. Or go to a wonderful place like heaven and live like an old grandpa. "

Aqua came to Lingfeng and raised two fingers.

"Actually, the kingdom of heaven is not as beautiful as you think. It doesn't have everything for leisure, not even the body. It will always only be able to bask in the sun and other things."

Aqua bent down to face Ling Feng, stretched out a hand to cover her mouth, and said in a very seductive tone.

"You definitely don't want to go to heaven, it's too troublesome to start from scratch, so I have a better suggestion here."

Aqua came directly to Ling Feng.

Ling Feng hurriedly leaned back, but Aqua still stuck to it tightly.

The distance between the two was so close that he could smell Aqua's breath now.

Looking at Aqua's beautiful face, Ling Feng swallowed.

He is very clear about one thing, that is, mental retardation is against the law.

"In that world, there has been a constant threat from the Demon Lord, so that world needs a hero like you, how about that?"

Aqua directly grabbed Ling Feng's hands and asked hurriedly.

"Well, do I have any cheats, or benefits?"

Ling Feng said slowly.

He is very clear that if he doesn't have a skill, he should be given to that world for nothing, so now it's best to ask this mentally retarded goddess if there are any benefits or something.

"There must be! Those who are sent over will have the right to bring whatever they want, which can be powerful weapons and incredible talents. At the same time, your memory will not be deleted and can be preserved. "

Aqua opened her mouth to explain to Ling Feng.

"What about the language? Do you want me to learn it myself?"

Ling Feng asked.

"This one won't work. We have the benefit of sending languages."

Aqua directly took out a book, turned to the corresponding page, and pointed.

It's just that Aqua's hand is still blocking a part of it, which makes Ling Feng a little unclear about what the blocking place is.

"Now you can choose the ability or item you want to bring."

Aqua put all the items and abilities on the ground for Ling Feng to choose.

Ling Feng looked at the items on the ground and fell into contemplation.

To be honest, if Lingfeng didn't know that Aqua was mentally retarded, he would have taken Aqua to another world, but now, knowing Aqua's nature, Ling Feng would no longer think about it. , but focus on the things on the ground that you can take with you.

"Is there such a talent as Saitama-sensei? Killing an enemy with one punch?"

Ling Feng asked.

"How could there be that, if there is, why would I let you go to another world?"

Aqua said angrily.

"That, do you have the ability of transcendence in Marvel?"

Ling Feng suddenly remembered that he had seen the ability of transcendence in Marvel comics is also extremely powerful.

"No!"

"Are there any abilities of Doctor Manhattan from DC Comics?"

"No, just give up, it won't give you that kind of ability to defy the sky! In the end, you still need to get there and become stronger."

Aqua said angrily.

"Then give me a mobile phone that can connect to the Internet, will not be destroyed, and will always have electricity by my side."

Ling Feng thought for a while and said aloud.

As a person who often reads online articles, he naturally knows how terrifying it is to travel to another world with a mobile phone that can access the Internet and will not run out of battery.

Even if he doesn't have magic power and physique in another world, he can still rely on his mobile phone to live a carefree life.

"It's simple."

Aqua snapped her fingers, and a silver mobile phone appeared in Ling Feng's hand.

"I wish you a smooth journey."

After Aqua finished speaking, a magic circle lit up under Lingfeng's feet, and then she took Lingfeng to another world.

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Thank you [Look at you pretending to be forceful] for your 50 blades, 15 salted fish spurs, and three monthly passes.

Thank you [The Strongest Keke Emperor] for his 5 spicy strips.

Thank you [Transparent Dead House] for the 3 blades.

In this way, I have to pay 3 chapters.

Chapter 83 The Six-Character Mantra (Second)

The light dissipated, Ling Feng opened his eyes, and found that he had come to a different world.

The architectural style of the house here and the style of people's clothing are completely different from the style that Lingfeng is familiar with.

The streets are full of wizards with wizard hats, warriors with great swords, and knights in armor.

"Did you really come to another world?"

Ling Feng looked at the scene on the street, holding the phone with one hand.

Speaking of mobile phones, Ling Feng remembered that in the anime he watched in his previous life, there seemed to be an alien world crossing. What was the name of the mobile phone man?

I don't know if my phone is that powerful.

Ling Feng looked at the phone in his hand and thought hard.

‘What should I do if I travel to another world? ’

Ling Feng directly took out his mobile phone and searched for his own problems on the Internet.

Afterwards, a notification appeared on Ling Feng's mobile phone. There were only six words on the notification, but Ling Feng's heart was broken.

'The network connection was interrupted. ’

It was this six-character mantra that directly dashed Ling Feng's hope of pretending to be in a different world by relying on his mobile phone.

"Why! Why did I go to another world and still have the six-character mantra of poisonous milk powder?"

Ling Feng took a deep breath and muttered to himself.

"Could it be that the plug-in that the goddess gave me was wrong?"

Lingfeng suddenly remembered the goddess who read as Aqua's mental retardation.

He is now very suspicious that Aqua didn't listen to his request clearly and gave him a mobile phone casually.

"Forget it, let me think about what to do with this?"

Ling Feng rubbed his hair and said distressedly.