All I Really Want Is To Play Basketball

What is happiness?

In the eyes of Nike spokesperson Knight, Nike's greatest joy in the past year is lying in bed watching Su Feng and Jordan print money for them.

only......

This kind of happiness is not enough in Knight's opinion!

Because after Jordan retires, the sales of "A Cone" will definitely be affected to a certain extent in a short period of time.

And although Carter's "Demigod Series" sold well...

But in terms of influence, Carter is definitely not at the level of Su Feng and Jordan yet.

So, how can we continue to double our happiness?

Hey, don’t tell me, Nike finally found a way.

Because who stipulated that only sneakers can be co-branded?

So, just like that, after a friendly meeting between the top executives of Nike and PepsiCo, both parties discovered a huge PY business opportunity.

However, in this cooperation, in what form Nike and Pepsi will cooperate, and then what will be the breakthrough point to launch this joint sneaker, it has become a big problem that troubles both parties.

After all, leeks are not fools.

Who would be fooled by these dry co-branded sneakers?

Just like the previous joint sneakers between Jordan and Su Feng sold well, it was because the two collaborated to win the NBA championship in the 1998/99 season.

If you can't find a reasonable reason for consumers to buy, then how can consumers willingly open their wallets and make leeks honestly?

However, large companies like Nike and PepsiCo have an unusually large number of capable people and strangers within the company.

Therefore, Nike and Pepsi soon found a suitable reason for this cooperation.

Let Su Feng and Britney, the super sweet couple, have a sweet critical hit!

"Melon" and "Little Sweet" series!

However, although Nike and Pepsi made good plans, no one expected that Su Feng would fall into such a big wave after the start of the new season...

And although Nike always feels that this wave of rhythm is driven by Adidas, and Pepsi feels that this wave of rhythm is driven by Coca-Cola...

But no matter what, after Su Feng was recently labeled "GAY" by the media, the prospects of this sweet and explosive joint series, even if the top executives of the two companies used PY to think about it, they had already guessed the outcome.

However, as the saying goes, there is no way out, but there is another village with dark flowers and bright flowers.

The ups and downs of life sometimes come so quickly.

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On December 3, the Raptors faced the Wizards at home at Toronto's Airline Center Arena.

It is worth mentioning that before the start of this game, even the American commentators were hotly discussing Su Feng's recent rumors.

However, just when the commentators from major TV stations in North America were joking about when Su Feng would announce that he would come out as gay, the commentators quickly spotted a young and beautiful figure at the scene.

Moreover, unlike the rumors, the owner of this figure not only talked and laughed with Su Feng before the game started, but the two people's behavior was also very "intimate".

Even before the game started, Su Feng took the initiative to go to the sidelines and played a "love hug" with the owner of the figure.

In front of the TV, who knows how many angry North American otakus smashed their TV sets at this moment.

Because, the owner of this figure is the new American national idol that they are obsessed with:

——Britney Spears.

"Aren't you too efficient?

I just gave you my advice yesterday, and you actually managed to woo Britney in just one night? "

On the Raptors bench, Nash took the opportunity to bring Su Feng a water glass, and Nash said in surprise.

After taking the water glass from Nash's hand, although Su Feng's expression did not change at all, in his heart, Su Feng felt like he couldn't laugh or cry.

One thing to say is that if he and Britney work together to make a movie in the future, then in Su Feng's opinion, the Oscar-winning hero and heroine will really have nothing to do with anyone else.

Because of this wave...

It's simply a case of officials joining forces to "false" it.

The plot is very cliche.

But it did happen to Su Feng.

And to clarify the context of this, it is actually not complicated.

Because to put it simply, Nike and Pepsi want Su Feng and Britney to have a sweet hit.

But the result...

Nike and Pepsi never expected that Su Feng would suddenly be led to a trend of being gay recently.

As it happens, Britney has also been in trouble recently.

Because unlike Su Feng's memory, Britney, who was supposed to meet her first boyfriend, didn't know which historical thread was messed up by her, causing her to remain single in this life.

However, in Mi Li's family, being single is not always a good thing.

Because she usually likes to have fun, the media soon photographed Britney and her besties visiting major nightclubs in the United States.

As a result, to some extent, this also caused Britney's "goddess image" to decline a lot in the hearts of North American otakus.

However, from the perspective of the Mi Li family, this is not a big deal.

The real big thing is that although Britney did not meet her boyfriend in this life, according to historical lines, next year, that is, in 2000, her second album "Confession of Love Again" will be released.

And if you know Britney's love history, you will know that Britney officially announced her relationship with Justin Timberlake in 2000.

So now the problem.

Let’s not talk about who is at fault in the relationship between Britney and Timberlake, but judging from the time when the two announced their relationship, this node is undoubtedly very clever.

First of all, unlike the Chinese entertainment industry, stars in the American entertainment industry do not have to worry about the number of fans declining after announcing their relationship because of completely different views.

Secondly, for the American music circle, which has always emphasized that art comes from life, "Confession of Love Again" is not an ordinary song in terms of lyrics.

Therefore, it's like Su Feng needs a female to prove that he is not gay.

In the Mi Li family of "freedom, democracy and peace", when releasing "Confession of Love Again", Britney also needed a male supporter to prove that she is a girl who is in love and wrapped in sweetness.

So, Britney's record company found out...

Right now, a huge business opportunity was right in front of them.

You say, why not let Britney and Su Feng "make a real show"?

Perhaps, simple fans don't know how crazy the capital behind Su Feng and Britney is, but don't these capitalists still know how much money these two people can bring to themselves by joining forces?

Whether it’s the co-branded sneakers between Nike and Pepsi, Su Feng and Britney’s cross-border romance, or the top traffic in the sports and literary circles...

Try to think about it, what a huge amount of energy this is!

Moreover, just after the scandal between Britney and Su Feng spread this summer, the sales of some American brands that Britney endorses and are sold in China are increasing at a rate visible to the naked eye.

In addition, unlike ordinary Chinese celebrities, Su Feng's current influence in North America is undoubtedly unprecedented.

Therefore, since this is a sure-profit deal that benefits everyone, why not do it?

It must be said that the capitalists have a wonderful idea and the plan is indeed grand.

But the first step is unlikely to succeed.

Because for people with such full personalities like Su Feng and Britney, they didn't like each other.

So even if it was just a play, they were not willing.

However......

Less than two hours after the heartbreak of the capitalists, a large-scale fragrance scene appeared in North America at the end of the 20th century.

Because after thinking about it carefully in her mind, Britney discovered that Su Feng was indeed far better than ordinary people in terms of appearance.

As the saying goes, people often only discover how free they were when they were young only when they grow up.

Britney, who can't help herself, knows very well that if she wants to become a true American national idol, the album she will release next year is very important.

Therefore, if she can get Su Feng's help, her fame and reputation will definitely rise to the next level.

However, Britney, who always felt that she was taking advantage of Su Feng, could never get over the hurdle in her heart.

And what a coincidence...

In Toronto, Su Feng also felt that he was taking advantage of Britney, so he couldn't get over the hurdle in his heart.

So, after the two had a long conversation on the phone...

A large-scale bloody TV series called "The Story of Chinese Melon and American Britney" was staged in Toronto on the 3rd.

Then......

There's no after that.

In Toronto on December 3, 1999, where were the reporters on the scene who wanted to write the news that Su Feng was gay?

“I want to make it clear for my boyfriend, he is great in every way.

And the reason why his circle of friends are all men is just because I am a very possessive girl. "

At the scene, when being interviewed by reporters, Britney looked like a girl in love, with "happiness" written all over her expression.

After leading the Raptors to a 31-point victory over the Wizards at home, Su Feng also said in an interview with reporters after the game:

“I don’t want to talk about anything outside of the game.

And as you can see, my time outside of competition now has to be given to my girlfriend. "

Reporters: "..."

Well, after trying a wave of dog food that is not filling my teeth and is cloyingly sweet...

Who knows how much the bachelors in this group of reporters wanted to kill Su Feng with a hammer on this day!

And it is worth mentioning that it seems to be to further tell people that he and Britney are not "acting on the occasion."

Afterwards, reporters from multiple media broke the news that not only did they take photos of Britney and Su Feng holding hands, but they also took photos of the two leaving in a car together...

As for where these two people ended up...

Hey, this is what the two of them did "in bed" by themselves, why are we messing around with it!

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The next day, the news about Britney and Su Feng's love was like a tornado, sweeping across North America.

The difference from the summer when there were rumors about the two of them was that Su Feng and Britney had officially announced their "romance" this time...

So for a while, major TV stations in North America urgently produced reports on the development of the relationship between the two.

The major newspapers and magazines in North America directly left the headlines to these two people.

According to incomplete statistics, on the 4th, the tornado in which Su Feng and Britney were passionately in love destroyed a total of 3.07 million glass hearts, damaged some televisions in North America, and caused network paralysis in the entire North America. .....

For a time, all the products endorsed by Su Feng and Britney became the biggest winners behind this wave of epic traffic.

Especially on the afternoon of the 4th, when Nike and Pepsi officially announced that they would specially produce a joint series of couple shoes for this passionate couple...

Nike's words mattered to Knight, who felt that he was almost suffocated by the dirty money.

At the same time, many people may not believe it...

In Toronto, two people at the center of this traffic storm are hating each other...

According to the gentlemen's agreement between Su Feng and Britney, their relationship as each other's slaves will probably last for about six months.

And after six months, the two people will come up with excuses prepared in advance and announce their breakup in front of the media.

In addition, in this relationship, the two will always adhere to the principle of making each other better.

Therefore, in addition to saying good things to each other in public, the two of them will continue to maintain their "good friends" personas after breaking up.

Of course, since it is an acting, apart from holding hands and necessary kisses, the two will not have a more in-depth discussion on the super-friendship relationship between men and women.

but......

Although it was a pleasure to work together yesterday, Britney never expected that Su Feng was an extremely straight man from the beginning to the end.

Hong Kong, if people like this can be gay, then in Britney's opinion, she should run for President of the United States.

Therefore, Britney soon had a big conflict with Su Feng.

Because according to the agreement between the two, in order to make the media believe that they are really together, Britney will stay at Su Feng's house for the next three days.

But at the beginning, Su Feng was still thinking about Britney with the Rabbit family's thinking.

But Su Feng didn't know that the girls from Yingjiang's family didn't care about those things at all...

As a result, Su Feng couldn't stand it anymore after Britney made a mess in the clean living room that she had worked so hard to tidy up, and even threw her change of clothes everywhere.

Your uncle's!

Since you and I have a cooperative relationship, then to put it bluntly, you are also a tool man!

Can you have some sense of being a tool?

After being criticized several times by Su Feng, Britney felt extremely uncomfortable.

Because in Britney's view, she is still his girlfriend now, even in name only. Can't he be a little gentler?

But, soon...

Britney's resentment towards Su Feng was washed away by the pile of delicious meals Su Feng cooked.

Don’t believe it, this is the first time Britney has eaten such delicious food since she was a child.

To paraphrase Kobe Bryant:

Compared with Michelin and Su Feng, is it for people to eat?

As a historical record, UU Kanshu www.uukanshu. net The best player in the kitchen is to use Kobe’s words:

You can doubt Su Feng's football skills, but if you doubt his cooking skills, then you are definitely a cerebral palsy.

No way...

Su Feng, who is full of talent in cooking, is so charming.

The only regret is...

"If I were a fan of yours, I would definitely have the feeling that your idol is nothing more than your idol."

In Britney's opinion, it would be perfect if Su Feng didn't have a long mouth.

"Oh my god, you call this style of dressing fashion? Auntie, your aesthetics are still stuck in the 20th century?"

Britney: "..."

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PS: Second update. Good morning.

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