All I Really Want Is To Play Basketball

Chapter 404 The earthquake struck, and the flying pig cried... (Thanks to the East Street Old Cat Le

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talk......

Talk?

In the living room, after lowering his head and glancing at Britney, Su Feng felt a dull pain in his waist.

To be fair, even if he had to fight against Artest and Kobe for 300 rounds on the court, Su Feng would not be as tired as studying English with Britney for an hour.

However, no matter how hard and tiring it was, Su Feng would never give up any opportunity to learn English with Britney.

Because learning is so simple and unpretentious, it always makes Su Feng feel happy.

only......

On the sofa, just when Su Feng was about to use his big paws to learn the word "undress" from Britney...

guess what?

Britney unexpectedly stepped aside lightly.

Su Feng: "..."

Now it's very embarrassing.

Due to the lack of "training" for a long time, Su Feng actually forgot the secret of breaking the press with the ball in both hands at this moment.

What's even more embarrassing is that just when Su Feng was about to use a carp to push back and attack Britney again...

Who would have thought that Britney would actually be the guest on the sofa!

Su Feng: "!!!"

Is she the female benefactor of the Mi Li family?

Love it, love it.

At this moment, Su Feng, who was pinned down by Britney on the sofa, had completely given up resistance.

However, what puzzled Su Feng was...

He has been so cooperative, but why isn't Britney ready to attack?

"Su, listen to me, I'm serious with you now, we really need to talk."

Looking down at Su Feng who was pressed down on the sofa, Britney said seriously.

After hearing this, Su Feng opened his eyes and saw the incredible scenery, then nodded and said: "Of course, we can start talking at any time."

Phew!

Britney was amused by Su Feng.

"I'm talking about business, Su." In order to avoid Su Feng's further misunderstanding, Britney deliberately emphasized her tone this time when she was talking about business.

only......

"Of course it's business, I said, we can start talking at any time." On the sofa, Su Feng, who was bullied by Britney to the point of being unable to fight back, said to Britney solemnly.

Britney: "..."

No idea.

Since Su Feng and she were not in the same chat channel, Britney had to teach Su Feng English for 30 minutes.

(Ten thousand words are omitted here)

"By the way, what did you want to talk to me about just now?" 30 minutes later, Su Feng looked at Britney curiously and asked.

"Do you remember what I told you before about him?" Britney said with a depressed look, leaning on Su Feng's shoulder.

Su Feng nodded.

And then, under Britney's narration, Su Feng patiently listened to a long and unpleasant story.

"So, how do you want to deal with the relationship between you and him?" Su Feng asked.

“I don’t know…because he is my father after all.

But Su, you know, I am really more and more afraid of him now..." Britney said to Su Feng.

hiss----!

Disaster.

too difficult.

As the saying goes, since ancient times, it is difficult for upright officials to deal with household affairs.

Su Feng felt like he had no one in his life.

Because not long ago, he just helped Kobe and his parents resolve the conflict, but now...

There is another confused girl asking for help. What kind of nonsense do you think this is?

There is something to say...

If he continues to struggle like this, Su Feng feels that after retiring, he might as well become the host of an emotional counseling program.

The ratings were absolutely off the charts.

Just when Su Feng was thinking about how to help Britney, Britney suddenly changed the subject, staring at her with big eyes and asking Su Feng a soul torture:

"Su, what kind of relationship do you think the two of us have now?"

Good guy!

Listening to the questions Britney asked him, Su Feng was immediately a good guy.

Because just now, he almost said the word "**" casually.

"I think... we should be very close friends, right?" Su Feng replied after looking down at Britney.

"Then simply...

let's break up! "The next second, Britney said to Su Feng very seriously.

"Well, okay." Su Feng nodded and agreed with a smile.

At this time, Britney was no longer calm.

"No, I'm telling you to break up, why don't you react at all?" Britney looked at Su Feng in confusion and said.

After spreading his hands, Su Feng smiled and said, "Because according to our previous agreement, it's time for us to 'break up' now."

Bang, bang.

After hitting a certain part of Su Feng's body twice with her knee, Britney said angrily: "Be serious, Su."

Su Feng: "..."

no......

When you talk about things, just talk about things, can you not use violence?

On the sofa, after comforting his little brother for a while, Su Feng said helplessly: "Didn't you already find a solution to the problem?

So, why do you force me to give you advice? "

Looking up at Su Feng, Britney said reluctantly: "That won't work, because as my boyfriend, you have to bear the blame."

Su Feng: "..."

What a domineering reason, I can’t refute it!

"But are you sure that this way you can solve your troublesome dad?" Su Feng asked with concern because Britney had taught her English for so long.

"I don't know either, but since this is what he proposed, why don't I follow his wishes?" Britney smiled slyly.

Su Feng: "..."

No bragging, no blackmail.

For some reason, Su Feng always felt that the people around him had begun to become more cunning than the last after hanging out with him for a long time.

"No problem. For the sake of you and your father's "father is kind and son is filial", I will help you with this." Su Feng said while touching Britney's head.

At this time, Britney suddenly asked Su Feng a new question.

"Then how should the two of us get along next?" Britney asked curiously.

"Didn't I just say it? We have always been close friends!"

Holding Britney's waist, Su Feng, who had recovered from the pain just now, decided to take advantage of the situation to practice the technique of breaking the press with the ball in both hands.

And as Britney's silver bell-like laughter rang, a unique soul exchange began again in the living room...

The morning of July 1st, US time.

As the first day of the NBA free agent transfer market, people are curiously speculating about what big events will happen in the coming summer...

Suddenly, an earthquake struck, making the whole world go crazy.

Because just on the morning of the 1st, Britney and Su Feng had officially announced their "breakup" through their agents.

All major television stations in the United States immediately aired the news.

The last time such a grand occasion occurred was when Michael Jordan came back.

In just a few hours, people went from being confused to curious to angry. Almost instantly, Britney's father was labeled as the "number one villain" by the American people.

Because in the news program, Britney told the world in tears that because her father threatened to die, she had no choice but to end this sweet relationship with Su Feng.

And after Britney posted a chat call between her and her father...

Now, it is the turn of the Chinese Americans and the rabbits of the rabbit family to be angry.

Because in this approximately 20-minute phone call, it is not difficult to find that Britney’s father mentioned words related to racial discrimination in at least three speeches.

"I really can't believe that something like this can happen in the free and peaceful United States!"

"Although Su is Chinese, I have always supported his relationship with Britney.

To be honest, I can no longer imagine how harsh Britney's father is to Britney in daily life. "

"Get that bastard out of America! Why should he stop Sue and Britney, the 'golden couple'!"

"I swear to God, what Britney's father said in no way represents the position of the American people.

In fact, as an American, I have always loved China! "

Tsk tsk...

To be honest, Su Feng never expected that Britney's little mind would suddenly become enlightened.

Because although Su Feng, as a person who has experienced it, knew that Britney and her father would definitely have conflicts, how could he have imagined that Britney, as the "mastermind" this time, would think of using public opinion to escape from her father's clutches?

As Britney's "accomplice", Su Feng has no psychological burden on Britney's father.

In Su Feng's previous life, in order to turn his daughter into a money-making machine for him, Britney's father even did not hesitate to mold his daughter into a demented mental patient.

And in January 2008, on a cold afternoon, without notifying Britney, he actually applied to the court to deprive Britney of her personal freedom.

At this point, Britney began the second half of her life of self-destruction.

So someone like Britney's dad...

In Su Feng's opinion, he was completely unworthy of sympathy.

And not to mention that he would not become an obstacle between himself and Britney in the future, Su Feng felt that this guy deserved to die just because of his remarks about being more Morey than Morey.

Of course, the main reason why Britney was so smart this time and thought of using public opinion to escape from the clutches of the devil was because she felt what true freedom was when she was learning Chinese with Su Feng.

You may not believe it.

The time she spent in Toronto was probably the most relaxing time Britney had ever had in her life.

Therefore, when her father repeatedly instilled in her the idea of ​​using Su Feng to further expand her reputation, under Su Feng's inspiration, Britney also began her "father-loving-son" mentality. "Filial piety" is the way to bury the thunder for one's father.

result......

After seeing his daughter being knocked unconscious by Su Feng, someone who was afraid of losing Britney's money tree naturally jumped into the pit that Britney had carefully prepared for him.

Originally, Su Feng was also worried about how he and Britney could continue their development.

After all, if you say they are really boyfriend and girlfriend...

Su Feng always felt something was strange.

Therefore, taking this opportunity to "break up", in Su Feng's opinion, he and Britney were really making a lot of money.

As a result, the entire summer's traffic was earned by myself and Britney.

Secondly, if Britney and she don't really break up, then I'm afraid his father will have a chance to make a comeback in the future.

But now...

He was just shy of being buried by the angry American people.

Come three...

After everything calms down, if he and Britney want to move on to the next step, Su Feng feels that it is necessary for him to confess his feelings to Britney.

As for his relationship with Britney before the next step comes?

On the evening of the 1st, just when Subu CP fans all over the world were feeling sad for these two people...

In Su Feng's villa...

Su Feng felt that if he didn't stop Britney quickly, it was very likely that his villa would be burned down by Britney in the next second.

"No... I mean... you've grown up so big, haven't you even been in the kitchen?" Su Feng said speechlessly while looking at Britney who was busy in the kitchen.

After hearing this, and showing a sweet smile to Su Feng, Britney replied confidently: "No."

Su Feng: "..."

have to......

Su Feng felt that if he wasn't mad to death by Kobe in the future, he would definitely be "poisoned" by Britney.

"Who are the people I met here?" On this day, Su Feng silently thought to himself with pain and joy.

By the way, just when Su Feng and Britney successfully contracted the media's royalties for the whole summer through "breaking up"...

TNT TV station...

Charles Barkley is also conducting the most heart-wrenching interview in his life.

In Su Feng's previous life, Barkley was supposed to retire halfway through the 9900 season. For some reasons, he did not choose to retire in this life.

After noticing someone had forgotten about him, Buckley decided it was time to give that bastard a heads-up.

Barkley, who had a good personal relationship with Su Feng, knew that Su Feng's biggest hobby was watching basketball programs on TNT.

So, when Smith invited him to visit TNT TV station, Buckley started his crazy hint at the beginning of this program.

For example, when introducing himself, he did not hesitate to laugh at himself as a player that no one wanted.

For example, when TNT TV host Derek was talking to himself, Barkley emphasized more than once on the show that he had not retired yet, but that no one wanted him.

However, maybe I feel that a self-deprecating show like Buckley's is not effective enough...

During the recording of the program, because Barkley believed that Yao Ming would become a super center in the future, Kenny Smith directly complained: "Hey, Charles, when has there been no player who has won a championship...

Is it okay to talk loudly in front of a player who has won two championships? "

And hearing this...

Barkley exploded.

Because you know what...

Kenny Smith didn’t just say this!

"Charles, do you know why some people can win two championships by working with Hakeem and Clyde, while some people can't even make it to the finals?" Smith pointed to his head. Keep firing at Barkley.

And this time...

Buckley couldn't help it.

To be fair, if he hadn't thought that he might have to hug the little man in front of him after he retired, Barkley would have turned Smith over with an iron elbow.

"Kenny, as a good basketball host, I think you should tone down some of the personal attacks on your guests.

Moreover, don't you think your statement that Yao will definitely become a super center in the future is too absurd?

Oh my God, we haven't even seen him play a game. How can you be so sure that he's going to be a player like Shaq?

Is it just because he is Su's compatriot?

However, don't forget that Su's compatriot also has a player named Wang Zhi... Zhi. "Suppressing the anger in his heart, Buckley continued to argue with Smith.

"But Charles, why do you think Yao won't become a super center?

He has height, speed, and even an accurate shot.

And man, it's the 21st century, and if you don't know Yao, I think you can go online more.

Oh, by the way, dear Charles, you may be old and don’t know how to surf the Internet.

Because if you can submit your resume online, then I think you have probably found a job. "Looking at Barkley who was being toyed with by himself and being applauded, at this moment, how could Smith call him happy?

Of course, Smith dared to complain about Barkley in this way because he and Barkley had been teammates.

In addition, after the two people quarreled, the ratings of TNT TV station also increased a lot.

In Su Feng's previous life, in a few years, the bickering between Barkley and Smith would become a regular feature on TNT.

And when O'Neal also joins the TNT crosstalk team, it will be even more amazing.

only......

Even if Barkley is a generous man, he can't stand being pressed to the ground and rubbed by Smith all the time!

"Let me just say this...

If Yao can score 2... no, 30... in a certain game next season...

If he can score 30 points in any game, dear Kenny, I'll kiss your ass. "In order to reverse the situation between himself and Smith, Barkley made a bet with Smith.

"Oh, come on, I don't want you to kiss my ass." After hearing this, Smith rejected Barkley's bet.

This time, it was Barkley's turn to be proud.

“Haha, see, ladies and gentlemen, this is your favorite Kenny.

Now, he has surrendered to the great Charles Barkley. "Barkley, who was suddenly in a very happy mood, said as he stared at the lens in the cameraman's hand.

After being provoked by Barkley, Smith couldn't help it.

“Okay, okay, this is what you said, Charles.

As long as Yao can score 30 points in any game next season, then you have to fulfill this bet. Smith said looking at Barkley.

"Of course. But what if you lose?" Buckley asked.

"Then I'll kiss your ass on the show!" Smith responded decisively.

In front of the TV, when Su Feng saw this scene...

What else can Su Feng say?

There is something to say...

Su Feng feels that Xiao Yao's 30 points in a single game next season is already stable.

Because of Buckley's big mouth, even a dead person can be alive.

What is worth mentioning is that after Barkley finished participating in today's program, he immediately called Su Feng.

Can't wait any longer.

Barkley couldn't wait any longer.

After being severely irritated by Smith during his participation in the show, Buckley felt that he had to remind Su Feng to invite him.

However, to Buckley's despair...

Not to mention an invitation, on the phone, after giving various hints to Su Feng, Su Feng actually said that he had forgotten the content of the conversation the last time they met in Houston!

no......

How can you forget about a "flying pig" as big as me?

"Su, let me be honest with you. As long as the Raptors can give me a mid-level job, I will fly to Toronto right away to assist you." On the phone, if possible, Barkley didn't want to abandon his dignity to ask Su Feng. .....

But the reality is cruel.

Because, just after he said this, Su Feng hung up the phone.

Barkley: "..."

In addition, a few seconds later, a text message appeared on Buckley's phone.

"Middle class? Why the hell don't you go rob the Federal Reserve?" - "My dear little brother, Charles Barkley's assistant, Su Feng."

“Sue, I’m not kidding you, I really want to play a season with you.

You know, I originally planned to retire, but because of you, I gave up my plan to retire. "

There was no choice. Since Su Feng didn't give him any face, Buckley would naturally have no choice but to resort to the ultimate trick of relying on his old age.

only......

"Then you should retire, Charles, really." Su Feng replied honestly.

Barkley: "..."

crooked!

Fuck me, can you give me some face?

After all, I was as famous as Jordan back then!

Su Feng: Equally famous? Then I even beat Jordan!

Buckley: ….

"Okay, I lost.

Su, I think with your influence in the Raptors, it shouldn't be difficult to get the team management to give me a veteran's minimum salary, right? "

In Su Feng's previous life, he was one of the most money-greedy players in the NBA. You can imagine how desperate Barkley felt at this moment when he said the word "basic salary".

but.....

So what if you don't get paid to play as long as you can shut up that damn Kenny Smith?

Anyway, he, Barkley, has already earned enough in his life!

And just after Buckley finally gave up his damn pride, Su Feng also performed the Rabbit family's repertoire to Buckley on the phone:

————Sichuan Opera "Face Changing".

"No problem, Charles, when can you come to Toronto?" Su Feng said with a smile.

And hearing this...

Buckley always felt that Su Feng did it on purpose!

Ya is bullying an honest person like herself.

Ahem...

In fact, Buckley really misunderstood Su Feng.

Because if possible, Su Feng would never save money for the capitalists.

However, right now, even if McGrady leaves the team and Bogues retires, the Raptors' salary cap is already close to the luxury line.

And as the situation becomes increasingly chaotic next season, how can Su Feng let the Raptors use the team's precious mid-level exception on Barkley?

It's not that Su Feng is unkind.

But NBA rules don't allow it.

Therefore, Su Feng had already thought about it.

When Barkley comes to Toronto, take him with you to buy stocks and make a fortune.

No choice, the Raptors are a small team, and the owner's financial resources are really limited.

Moreover, for Su Feng, who was familiar with Barkley's character, he did not want to see a arrogant "flying pig" gesturing at young players in the locker room.

What he wants to see is a veteran who is dedicated to his work and willing to pursue his dream with him.

Therefore, UU Kanshu wwww.uukanshu.net It seems that Su Feng is bullying honest people with this operation.

But in fact, he is just solving some problems that may occur in the future in advance.

all in all......

God knows how much Su Feng paid behind the scenes for the Raptors?

PS: Barkley, who you guys have been talking about, is so tired. By the way, does anyone dare to predict how many technical fouls the Raptors will receive next season? Also, does anyone dare to guess Xiao Yao’s data?

PS2: Thank you Dongjie Laomao for being crowned this book alliance! Thanks again to Dongjie Laomao Alliance for the reward! (Also, I seem to have forgotten to thank many alliance leaders. Is there any mature alliance leader who would like to thank me?)

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