Am I A God?

Chapter 1126

"Hello, what's your opinion on the game?"

"I think the skill design is very unreasonable. For example, Luban No. [-], what he shoots is obviously a bullet. Why does the person who gets hit seem to be fine?"

"Uh...nothing means..."

"Shouldn't the person hit by the bullet slow down, fall to the ground, and bleed?"

"There is also Luban No. [-] as a robot. I think it is reasonable for him to be hacked hundreds of times with knives, guns and sticks."

"And as a robot, it's reasonable for him to be able to repair himself and restore blood to himself?"

"This……"

"In short, this is my opinion on your game. I hope you will take it seriously. If the game can be made more reasonable, I will also help push the version number of the new game."

On the sofa, after typing the last line, Matcha withdrew her paws in satisfaction, licked her own meat pad, and thought to herself: "This time, I will use Zhao Yao's WeChat account to raise opinions with them, should I pay more attention to it? Now The glory of the king is so unbalanced, it will be impossible to play without some modifications.”

Latte on the side looked at Matcha in shock: "Dad, you can actually make people change the glory of the king directly?"

"What is it to change the glory of the king?" Matcha patted the phone and said, "This is Zhao Yao's WeChat account. I can change the whole world in an instant by pressing my paw."

"Ah!!!!" Latte looked at the matcha in shock, and the orange hairs all over his body stood on end.

Matcha smiled triumphantly, touched Latte's head and said, "Now you know how powerful your father is."

On the other corner of the sofa, Lightning lazily turned over on the sofa, glanced at the matcha and latte, and said in his heart: "This guy is lying to his son again, alas, Chinese New Year is so boring, I don't want to do anything while lying down." '

The cat boss who was brushing Moments on the side suddenly let out a strange cry, and shouted: "Damn, come and see, someone celebrated Yuball's birthday in Maole City today, and the rough noodles sent the photos to Moments."

Lightning: "Happy birthday to Fishball?"

Matcha: "Didn't he celebrate his birthday last month?"

The old cat said in surprise: "Wow, it was a rich female cat who celebrated Yuball's fifth birthday this time, and said that she would make up for all the previous ones, from one to five years old, and give a birthday present for each year. "

The super cats around were shocked immediately, and Matcha quickly opened Moments and looked at the pictures and content above.

"The fifth-year-old's birthday gift is 50??" Matcha became more and more unbalanced: "The fourth-year-old's birthday gift is golden cat litter?!"

His expression became distorted, and he silently pressed share, friend, West Elvis Wang Lili...

"Comfortable."

After a while, the cat boss on the side exclaimed again: "Wow! Lili has gone to Maole City!"

"Wow, she stormed the birthday party!"

"Wow! Fishball's leg was broken!"

Just as the cats were watching the update of Ruan Nian's circle of friends with relish, the door opened and Yuanyuan walked in slowly.

Matcha stared, bared her teeth, raised her tail, and shouted, "This is the territory of our Jinmaowei, why are you here?"

"Don't worry, I didn't ask you to fight today." Yuanyuan collapsed on the sofa, slowly curling up: "Oh, this year is not easy, the annual meeting of our cat factory is still held at the food stall at the entrance of the street. of."

A group of cats eating at a food stall flashed in Matcha's mind, and the corners of his mouth twitched: "Is it so miserable?"

"Of course!" Yuanyuan said, "Don't you know how fierce the competition for super cats is now? Especially those alien cats have also come to work on Earth, and they want to pay back Zhao Yao's money. Now Jiang Hai's grass bar, cat coffee , and all major companies like to hire alien cats!

Even Cat Music City has the most clocks on alien cats!The employment pressure of local local cats is very high! "

Saying that, Yuanyuan sighed: "A cat like you who stays at home and plays games all day doesn't understand the sadness of social cats at all."

"Uh..." Matcha recalled her memory of fighting with Huang Niba on the street: "It's not bad, I feel that living on the street is quite easy, and there is food and drink every day."

"And don't you still have Zhao Yao's signboard? Even if you don't work, as long as you find some platform to get small loans every day, how dare they ask you to pay back the money?"

"Where are there any small loan platforms..." Yuanyuan sighed, "Before Zhao Yao went to aliens to fight monsters this time, he had squeezed out all the small loan platforms."

Matcha: "..."

At this moment, the door was pushed open again, and the briquettes walked in with a dejected expression.

"Hey, this year is not easy." The briquettes looked at the matcha and said, "Matcha! Help the little cats, buy some briquettes catnip."

"Catnip is not selling well?" Matcha said in surprise, "No way?"

The coal ball worried: "Oh, with such a large supply, even if the entire dimensional stomach is used to earn catnip, the supply will not be enough. Using fake products will lead to a decline in quality, and fewer people will buy them."

"I have already said that your product range is too single." Matcha said: "You can promote a tiger bone medicine mint next year to create the concept of healthy catnip."

Briquette: "Tiger bone?"

Matcha: "Of course it's fake, do you understand the gimmick? As long as you can't kill the cat, you can blow it hard. It can cure all diseases and live a long life. .”

The coal ball hesitated: "What should I do if I was exposed?"

Matcha patted her chest and said, "What are you afraid of being exposed? I'll use Zhao Yao's WeChat to call the police and ask them to arrest the exposed person."

"Tiger bone..." Latte whispered, "Salmon is better, I want to eat canned salmon."

"I'll go back and think about it." Briquette nodded thoughtfully, and then complained: "Oh, and now all the super cats under my command have to pay social security, and none of them are willing to take cash, and they don't work. Positive. That day I asked for a red envelope to work overtime, but he resigned directly, squatting at home every day to collect rent for 30 houses..."

Matcha was shocked: "The red envelope is so rich?" !How did you do it? 30 houses, he must be having a great time now. 'Matcha couldn't help but imagine the present days of red envelopes in his mind.

……

In the Daping floor of the city center, the red envelope held the canned food from 1982 in one hand, touched the female cat beside her with a smile and said: "The sardines in [-] were particularly sunny, the temperature rose, and the ocean currents warmed up. They are very excited, the amount of exercise has increased, and the taste is particularly fat, come and taste it.”

……

Just when Matcha fantasized about the life of red envelopes.

boom……

Elizabeth opened the door, followed by Diana, Caesar, and Ekaterina.

"It's been a rough year."

Matcha: "What's wrong with you?"

Elizabeth said fiercely: "Human beings are really a bunch of stupid animals!"

Diana: "Our fans will be halved!! It's all because Zhao Yao refused to pay taxes! He also said that we owe [-] million in taxes!"

"Zhao Yao doesn't pay taxes..."

Matcha: "Asshole! How could he do something so inconsistent with the core values ​​of socialism?"

He turned his head, looked at all the cats and said, "Remember that you must not forget to pay taxes in the new year! Whoever does not pay taxes and does not become a good cat that responds to the country's call and abides by the construction of socialist spiritual civilization, I will cut it His whole family!"

Ekaterina: "It's not just about this problem, but also because those catgirls made their debut, they are called 110 Catgirls, and they robbed us of many fans."

"Damn it!" Caesar slapped his paw on the ground, "They have cat ears and nose, we can't compare them at all!"

Elizabeth said quietly: "Men don't have a good thing, they still like Laizi in the end."

"Uh?" Latte whispered, "Can someone open a salmon can for me?"

The super cats complained to each other and lamented the cold winter of the new year.

At this moment, Matcha saw her WeChat light up.

"Zhao Yao, I'm Xiao Ming! The hammer company and the small yellow car I invested in recently are struggling to turn around, and I don't have much money. But I know a boss Jia. The electric car he developed in the United States is very good. You Do you want to invest some money together?"

After reading it, Matcha remembered that he was logging into Zhao Yao's WeChat, and silently blocked Xiao Ming.

boom!

The door was knocked open, and Milk Tea said anxiously: "It's not good! We have a problem with the vaccine!"

Lightning: "What?!"

Milk tea: "It's all fake vaccines!"

Matcha: "Damn it! You can even lie to cats!"

The latte trembled: "You still need another injection?"

Milk Tea said: "It's okay, I've already arranged for a pet hospital, and it will be fine for everyone to get an injection after the Spring Festival."

"It's only after the new year." Latte breathed a sigh of relief, and then shouted: "Then can anyone help me open a canned salmon first? I can't open it."

Hearing the news of the vaccine, the atmosphere of the cats became even more gloomy.

But just then, with another bang, Bai Quan opened the door and walked in.

Matcha said numbly: "Isn't there something else..."

Bai Quan looked at the plane and said, "Plane! When you went to America with me last time, did you rape a female cat?"

"No...no..." Ji Ji hurriedly said, "That's because she heard that I was Zhao Yao's cat, so she came to find me first!"

Bai Quan squinted his eyes and said: "People have sued you now, and the United States is now conducting anti-cat harassment activities. If your matter becomes a big problem, it will affect a lot of investment in Cat City. In two days, you and I can Let’s go to the United States to fight a lawsuit together.”

"Also, if you want to lose money, it will be deducted from your future salary."

airplane:"……"

"Sigh." Matcha sighed, "It's getting harder and harder these days."

"Sigh." Yuanyuan: "Even cat grass and cat medicine are fake now, it hasn't been distributed in a few days."

Coal Ball: "Chinese New Year is so boring."

Latte: "Who the hell opened a salmon can for me?! Angry!"

At this moment, a big hand suddenly stretched out from the void, and placed an opened can of salmon in front of Latte.

Then he pressed the other palm on Matcha's head and rubbed it vigorously.

"Are you obedient at home?"

Seeing the figure suddenly appearing in front of them, all the cats in the family got excited and gathered around it, and the meowing sound resounded throughout the room.

"Zhao Yao!" Matcha rubbed Zhao Yao's big hand vigorously: "Why are you back! Didn't you fight little monsters in an alien planet?"

"You have to come back during Chinese New Year." Zhao Yao smiled, and scratched Elizabeth's chin with the other hand. Lightning, Yuanyuan, and Diana all squeezed up, stood up, and some stretched out their paws to lie on the ground. On Zhao Yao's lap, he raised his little head, waiting for his chin to be rubbed too.

Yuanyuan: "Zhao Yao Zhao Yao! Touch me! Touch me too!"

Elizabeth: "Zhao Yao! I want a hug!"

Diana: "Zhao Yao, Zhao Yao! You haven't combed my hair for a long time!"

The cats filled Zhao Yao's body in a blink of an eye, and the negative atmosphere just now was swept away in an instant.

Bai Quan sat down on the sofa beside him, looked at Zhao Yao who was surrounded by cats, and smiled slightly.

'Although the world is difficult, although there are a lot of bullshit, although there are usually fights and squabbles, I still want to be with the closest people during the Chinese New Year. As long as we are still together, we will be able to overcome any difficulties. '

On the other side, Zhao Yao glanced around, then his ears trembled slightly, then he looked at Bai Quan and asked, "Where are Zhao Xue and Mom and Dad? Why aren't they here?"

"Zhao Xue..." Bai Quan suddenly broke out in cold sweat, and said hesitantly, "She took her uncle and aunt to Las Vegas for a trip..."

"Traveling in Las Vegas?" Zhao Yao snorted and said, "She's going to pick up money, who dares to win her money? Really, she can figure it out by taking my parents to gamble."

Half an hour later, Zhao Xue was grabbed out of the space door, and then she knelt down on the ground and hugged Zhao Yao's thigh: "Brother! Your sister is poor! I really have no money. I just figured out this way!"

"Your pocket money is [-] yuan a month, isn't that enough? When I was your age, I was still eating instant noodles every day. Now I started from nothing in just a few years and made it into a big business, relying on two years of hard work. A word, can't you learn from me?"

Zhao Xue thought for a while, and in the next moment she had turned into a catwoman. She pointed to her cat ears and said, "Let you touch them, don't get angry, okay?"

"Who do you think I am? I'm happy just touching my sister?!" Zhao Yao stared, and rubbed Zhao Xue's cat ears: "You have to reflect on me! I will stay here for the next six months. Do not go out of the house!"

Hearing that she was not allowed to go out for half a year, Zhao Xue widened her eyes happily: "Really?"

"You're not allowed to play with your phone yet."

Zhao Xue: "..."

At this moment, Zhao's mother came out: "Okay, okay, don't scold Zhao Xue for now, come to the New Year's Eve dinner, and scold after eating."

Zhao Xue: "..."

Milk Tea also helped out with cat food: "It's time to eat!"

The cats moved after hearing the news, Zhao's father, Zhao's mother, Zhao Xue, Zhao Yao, and Bai Quan also sat at the dinner table.

Matcha ate cat rice with big mouthfuls, wagging her tail happily: "Today's cat rice is delicious!"

Zhao Yao: "That's not right, I added the alien dried goods I brought from the Changmao Sect, and the cats there like to eat them."

Mango dragged the rice bowl all the way over, then rubbed his head against Zhao Yao's trouser legs, then squatted at Zhao Yao's feet and began to eat.

Latte: "Wow! It's as good as a can of salmon!"

Milk tea: "Latte! Don't eat it so fast! You forgot how badly you threw up last time!"

While eating, Elizabeth thought: "Today's meal is really delicious."

Yu Wan pushed open the door and crawled in cautiously.

Ares: "Hey, Yuwan, you are here, didn't your leg be broken?"

"Of course it's fake." Yu Wan said, "I'll be hanging out with you at the New Year's Eve dinner this year."

Lightning hurriedly greeted: "Come, come, fish balls are for us to eat together!"

Briquette: "Hmph, scumbag."

"Hello, Xiao Yu?" Zhao Yao answered the phone, glanced at Yu Wan and nodded, "Well, it's fine, I'm here. I'll visit you at your house in two days. Happy New Year."

After hanging up the phone, seeing everyone eating happily, Zhao Yao smiled slightly, raised his teacup and said, "Everyone, Happy New Year!"

"Happy New Year!!"

(End of this chapter)