Am I A Superman?

In the face of Harley Quinn's questioning, the clown looked indifferent.

He grimaced, cracking his big mouth full of blood, "Blah blah blah... Anyway, you're not dead, why are you so angry? By the way, I have a plan, do you want to hear it?"

The Joker is madly inducing Harley Quinn.

As in most versions, the Joker never really cares about who, because of his sociopathic personality, the Joker's world is all about killing, hurting, and deceiving.

But the ignorant Harley Quinn listened to the clown's words, her eyes were no longer so angry, but a little soft.

In fact, the clown has been preparing for today's action for a long time. He exhausted his brain to design countless ways to deal with it, but...the only thing he didn't design to deal with Krypton star's little loli...

Li Ya's eyes fell on the clown, and there was no wave in his heart, and he even wanted to laugh.

The so-called conspiracy, unless the strength is equal, it is really a joke!

He stepped forward and used 1/10,000 of his strength, kicked the clown's leg bone, kicked him to the ground, and said, "You really can't see the coffin without tears, Kara, you did a good job today, Just leave the rest to the police, and we'll go back to headquarters."

After finishing speaking, Li Ya picked up the clown and flew towards the Earth headquarters of the Justice League.

Carla also followed Li Ya's example, grabbing Harley Quinn's shirt and catching up.

Sheriff Gordon watched Li Ya and the others leave, and couldn't help showing a relieved smile, he said to the assistant next to him: "Gotham City finally has one less big trouble, to be honest, I have wanted countless times. Shoot the clown."

The assistant policeman stared at Sheriff Gordon strangely for a long time, making Sheriff Gordon blushed and said, "I'm joking."

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Back at the Earth headquarters of the Justice League, Li Ya put Harley Quinn in prison, and as for the clown, it was thrown to the court of the Three Sages.

Batman also participated in the Joker's trial.

The three artificial intelligences who know all human laws, Joe El and Aurora Zo El, and Gideon, have the same result in the trial of the clown, all lack the most basic human emotions, a hopeless one. Extremely dangerous criminal.

There is no possibility of redemption at all, so the final judgment is as Li Ya expected, exile in the phantom area.

As for Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy, they were also tried.

The two of them had the most basic emotions, and the three artificial intelligence judges gave different verdicts.

Joe El, as always, sentenced to exile from the Phantom Zone.

Both Aurora Zo-El and Gideon were sentenced to life in prison.

Two to one, the end result is that Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy will spend their lives in a Justice League prison.

After hearing the news, the happiest one was Poison Ivy.

At the beginning, she thought that it would be nice if she could live here forever. Now, not only has this wish been fulfilled, but even Harley Quinn, who she cares about most, has come in to accompany her. This kind of life is like a dream.

"Lord Avenger, can I share a cell with Harley?"

The Poison Ivy Girl's attitude towards Li Ya changed 180 degrees in an instant, and even in order to live with Harley Quinn, she did not hesitate to use love poison on Li Ya.

That is, Fio La, Kara and Cyborg are also in the prison, inspecting the only two prisoners of the Justice League, otherwise the temptation of Li Ya by the poison ivy girl will definitely rise a few restricted levels.

"Cough, no, poison ivy girl, please correct your attitude, you are serving a sentence now, not a vacation!"

Li Ya said that he can resist the temptation, "It's really not possible, I will let Batman come down to interrogate you more."

The words interrogation were said by Li Ya with deep meaning, and everyone looked puzzled, but the face of the poison ivy girl was slightly flushed.

Bruce Wayne, who was far away in the bat cave, sneezed suddenly, and Alfred thought that his master had caught a cold, so he quickly put a coat on him.

Feo La looked at Harley Quinn curled up in the prison, she narrowed her eyes and scanned Harley Quinn's body.

Asked: "General Li Ya, is this person also a strengthener?"

"That's right, Poison Ivy injected her with a special venom that strengthened Harley Quinn's physique, so Amanda Waller listed Harley Quinn as one of the reserve members of Task Force X. "Li Ya explained.

"Task Force X? Do we need to do anything?"

As a warrior's intuition, Fio Ra felt that Amanda was dying.

Li Ya shook his head, "Let's just wait and see the good show, let her work hard, and sooner or later, Tianyanhui's family will be wiped out by her."

In the evening, Li Ya coaxed the over-excited Kara to sleep on her first mission today.

Opening the door, I found that there was a person standing at the door, it was Diana.

Diana went out on a mission before, and only came back tonight, and as soon as she came back, she quietly appeared outside Kara's door.

The first time she saw Li Ya, she smiled, then raised her hand and took out her mantra noose, "Kara is still a child, you didn't do anything strange to her, did you?"

"How is it possible, Carla is my brother's cousin, it's normal to help my brother take care of his cousin!" Li Ya patted his chest, and looked like I was talking with my conscience.

Like I'm a car mechanic and it's normal to carry a wrench with me!

"Hmph, it's ok for me to believe it, first tie the mantra to me with a noose!"

Diana waved her hand, and the golden mantra lasso shot out. Li Ya raised her hand to block it, and the mantra lasso wrapped around Li Ya's arm like a python.

"Lea Rogers, are you a lolicon?"

"..."

Li Ya's face is black, what the hell is Lolicon? I'm obviously waiting for Kara to grow up, okay?

bad bad!

I really want to say this idea, will Diana be killed if I say it? !

After waiting for a while without hearing Li Ya's answer, Diana increased her strength and asked, "Tell me, Li Ya Rogers, are you a lolicon?"

"Of course I'm not a lolicon, I like Yujie, Yujie with big waves and long hair!"

Li Ya said the most real thoughts in his heart, and such blatant language made Diana's face blushing.

Yes, Diana is the royal sister, but...

A certain little loli is also a royal sister when she grows up.

It's not a lie anyway.

Diana's strength loosened slightly, Li Ya tugged hard, grabbed the mantra lasso back, and then put on a yin (dang) smile, turning the mantra lasso in her hand, and took a step. One step towards Diana.

"Li Ya, what do you want to do? Put down the noose of mantra and say something!" Diana's smile froze on her face.

If there was a real fight, Diana might not be afraid of Li Ya, but the mantra lasso is Diana's weakness, just like kryptonite for Superman. Once Diana is bound by the mantra lasso, she He will lose his power and become an ordinary person.

"What do you want to do? Diana, what do you want to do, don't you have any idea in your mind?"

At the same time as Li Ya spoke, the mantra lasso in his hand slammed out, and Diana turned around and ran away with a bitter look on her face.

"Want to run? If you can't get out of bed today, I'll take your surname."

In the next second, the field of extreme speed suddenly came.

The whole world became still for a moment, Li Ya strode to Diana and dragged her back to his room.

Immediately afterwards, the mantra lasso roared out, and it was time to apply the knowledge in the "Life and Beauty" folder on the D drive, and tied Diana in a very shy pose.

"No! Don't do this, it can't be there... woo woo... turn off the lights, please!"

Diana struggled desperately, but unfortunately, under the shackles of the noose of mantra, she became as weak as a mortal at this moment.

Although Diana can still let go in some respects, the jump is a bit big at once, and this kind of big chi kun tied play makes her unacceptable for a while.

Turn off the lights?

The small leather whips of labor and capital are ready, you told me to turn off the lights, it does not exist!

"If you don't unlock the seventy-two poses today, don't think that I will untie the mantra lasso for you, and you dare to use the mantra lasso to lasso me, and frame me as a lolicon, hum!"

Without waiting for Diana to beg for mercy, Li Ya buried her head in a kiss, blocking Diana's red lips and making her whimper.

The battle is on!

Fighting from nine o'clock in the evening to one in the morning, Diana finally found the opportunity to break free from the shackles of the mantra noose.

Snapped! Snapped! Snapped! Snapped! ...