Am I A Superman?

In Gotham City at 4:30 in the morning, the sky has begun to have a faint light.

Batman Bruce Wayne stands on his favorite tall building overlooking the whole world.

The wind on the top of the tall building brought a little bit of coolness, Batman subconsciously rubbed the shoulder injured in the battle just now, and there seemed to be a thick fog in his eyes that could not be dispelled.

A burst of fragrance came, and Batman sniffed his nose, and when he smelled the fragrance, he knew who it was.

"I knew you were here, Bruce."

The person who came was graceful, wearing a tight black leather jacket, showing her hot figure to the fullest.

The pair of cat ears on her head added to her infinite charm. Stepping on high heels, she walked behind Batman, stretched out her arm like a black lotus root, put it on Batman's shoulder, and pressed it lightly.

"Hiss... Take it easy, Kate, you know, my shoulder is hurt!"

Batman originally wanted to endure the pain, but his old lover's pinch was so hard that even with Batman's endurance, he couldn't help but gasp.

Catwoman Selena Kyle continued her pressing, "I'm helping you relax your muscles and blood, Bruce, I think you should go to your friends in capes, they will definitely get rid of you once they make a move." trouble!"

"I said, I can handle it!!"

Batman turned around abruptly, with anger in his voice, but when he saw the woman with elf-like beauty in front of him, Batman's tone softened immediately.

"Sorry, Kate... I mean, my friend once killed the clown for me, or legally executed the clown, but... for some reason, the clown came back to life, crazier and deadlier than before! "

A year ago, Li Ya took Kara to capture the clown who was planning to rob the bank, and sent the clown to the court of the Three Sages.

After a trial by the Tribunal of the Three Sages, the Joker was eventually exiled to the Phantom Zone, a terrifying area filled with murderous alien prisoners.

The Joker's superior IQ is useless there, where murderous aliens hang him in no time.

After Cyborg confirmed again and again, announcing the death of the clown, Batman was also greatly relieved, because the clown almost really pushed him down the endless abyss, lost the bottom line forever, and became a slave to darkness.

But just a few months ago, the Joker reappeared in Gotham City.

At first, Batman thought it was just a copycat, a copycat criminal with unparalleled criminal talent like the original Joker, but the truth is far from as simple as he thought.

"Kate, when I became the god of knowledge, I once asked the chair of Mobius, and I asked it who the clown was, and the chair said a name."

When Batman said this, he suddenly lowered his head, his eyes lost their expression as if swallowed by darkness.

Catwoman Selina Kyle tilted her head, looked into Batman's eyes, and asked eagerly, "What name, who is the Joker?"

"That name is... Bruce Wayne!"

"What??! You... are you kidding me?!"

When Batman said his name, Catwoman's first reaction was that he was joking, but when she thought about it carefully, when did Batman joke with herself?

This straight man of steel has nothing on his mind other than training and being a vigilante.

And he was worried all day long that the world would be destroyed, insisting on pretending to be a playboy promiscuous bastard in the daytime, as if he had never joked with himself before!

After Catwoman thought of this, her face suddenly became very strange, she stammered and grabbed Batman's arm, and asked:

"What do you mean, Bruce, you have the same name as the clown? Or did you create the clown? The clown created you?...You and the clown are mutually incompatible. I have you, and you have me?"

Catwoman's mind was wide open, but she still couldn't understand it. Batman was silent for a while, facing Catwoman who was pressing him, he shook his head and said:

"I don't know why, the Mobius chair overlaps my identity with the clown... Of course, don't think too much, that chair is not omniscient, he doesn't even know how to control and reverse the anti-life equation, he is not as good as Li Ya know a lot."

"Who is Li Ya?"

Catwoman asked subconsciously, then suddenly covered her mouth, and looked at Batman Bruce Wayne with a wonderful expression, "My God, dear, you just accidentally revealed the truth of a member of the Justice League. Name, let me guess who it is?..."

"Your friend in the red cloak?... No, no, no, he looks like an American, and he was adopted by an American couple when he was young. He shouldn't have such a name..."

Superman's alien identity is no longer a secret, and Clark has participated in many interviews in the past two years, disclosing some of his own situation.

Negating Superman, Catwoman's beautiful eyes flashed a sly gleam, as if she could see through Batman's deepest secret: "I know, the only Asian in the Justice League, the Avenger!"

The corners of Batman's mouth twitched wildly, a trace of cold sweat dripped from his forehead, and his heart wanted to cry without tears. Are all of you women Sherlock Holmes? !

It's all because of Zhenglian's bastards, who call each other by their first name when they have nothing to do. It turned out that I was calling someone else's code name, but a real name popped up out of nowhere.

"The true identities of the members of the Justice League are state secrets, please keep them secret..."

"Don't use any state secrets to scare me. It's okay if you want me to keep it secret. You have to promise me one condition!"

Catwoman held her full chest with her left hand, and stretched out a finger with her right hand, shaking it in front of Batman.

Batman touched his forehead and asked helplessly: "What conditions, you say?!"

"Give me a kiss!"

Catwoman showed a smirk, stretched out her hand, grabbed Batman by the collar, and pulled him towards her, her red lips were printed on it.

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At noon the next day, Li Ya appeared on the top floor of the Planet Daily with his waist supported.

This is where Clark and his friend, Jimmy Olsen, secretly meet.

The fire door opened, and Clark Kent, who was wearing a suit and lead glasses, appeared in front of Li Ya. Along the way, he was stumbled by debris on the side from time to time, completely looking like a daredevil.

"You don't need to pretend in front of me, Clark!" Li Yabai gave the other party a look.

Just looking at the appearance, it is really difficult to connect this person with the greatest superhero in the world.

Clark smiled, showing his canine teeth, and explained: "You know, put your eyes on me, I'm just an ordinary person, this is the idea you put forward at the beginning, tell me... what do you want me for?"

"I came to you to say... would it be convenient to share the wedding church of you and Louise?" Li Ya shrugged and asked.

"Shared...wedding chapel?"

Clark was taken aback for a moment, but then he understood, and laughed suddenly. With surprise in his eyes, he stepped forward and patted Li Ya's shoulder, "Oh my God, you... are you proposing to Diana?"

"It's not because of you. You suddenly want to marry Louise. Diana forced me to propose marriage yesterday, otherwise she will... Hey!"

With a bitter expression on his face, Li Ya rubbed his old waist subconsciously.

I, God of Punishment, the fuser of the life equation, should have inexhaustible energy and inexhaustible super combat power.

But I never expected that Diana, as the god of love and peace, is very peaceful now, and when she and Diana do some love things, the life essence emitted is rich in the purest life energy.

These life energies were absorbed by Diana unreservedly, nourishing and strengthening the godhead.

Although Li Ya's lost life energy can still be restored, one drop of life energy and one hundred thousand drops of blood will ebb and flow. Diana is getting more and more courageous as she fights, becoming more energetic and radiant, crazily squeezing Li Ya's life energy.

And Li Ya naturally complained endlessly, as if his body had been hollowed out.

Seeing the sadness on Li Ya's face, Clark seemed to understand something, and subconsciously helped his waist.

In fact, when Clark communicates with Louise in depth, he must control every muscle of his body 100%. After all, if he is not careful, he can give Louise a comminuted fracture, so this matter is very important for Superman. Very draining.

However, for Louise, she doesn't have so many worries, she just needs to enjoy the incomparable enjoyment brought to her by the Man of Steel.

"Why!!"

Li Ya and Clark sighed at the same time. The two met each other and saw the helplessness in each other's hearts.

If I say too much, I will cry!

"Okay, I understand, Li Ya. All in all, congratulations on finding a partner to spend your life with. As your friend, I think our wedding can be held together, which is very memorable!"

Clark regained his smile. The problems in life were small things. The key was that he really loved Louise.

The same is true for Li Ya.

"Our wedding can be held together. Later, you can discuss it with Louise and get her approval... That's it, I'll go and inform Barry and the others that I have to quit the Justice League best man group."

"No problem, go to church with me at noon tomorrow!"

Clark still had a press release to write, so he bid farewell to Li Ya and returned to Planet Daily.

Afterwards, Li Ya told Barry, Arthur and others the news that he was going to marry Diana, and the feedback he got was that they also wanted to take this opportunity to marry their beloved woman.

Barry Allen, and Iris West!

Arthur Curry, and Mela!

Even Batman, Bruce Wayne, plans to join in the fun.

This surprised Li Ya.

"Bruce, who is your bride? Talia al Ghul or Selena Kyle, Vick Valli, Silver Saint Cloud?"

Li Ya chatted with Bruce Wayne about his partner on the phone.

After all, Bruce is a famous playboy in Gotham City, and his lovers can form a strengthened company together.

The other end of the phone was silent for a while, and said: "Talia is unwilling to give up the League of Assassins. Ever since Darkseid and the Anti-Monitor almost destroyed Gotham City, Kate has been helping me..."

'Kate' is Bruce's pet name for Catwoman. Li Ya thought that Bruce was all about being a superhero, but he didn't expect him to have a hot fight with Catwoman secretly.

"Okay, okay, I understand. Sure enough, what you love the most is not Clark, but that attractive kitten, but Bruce, are you sure she is serious this time? I remember you seem to have been cheated by her before. many times..."

Before Li Ya could finish speaking, there was a busy tone from the other end of the phone.

Apparently, someone whose scars were uncovered and whose young heart was hurt hung up the phone angrily.

Diana on the side cut off a piece of apple with the Vulcan sword and stuffed it into Li Ya's mouth, "Hey, are you so piercing, be careful that Batman breaks off with you!"

"What is the form of a breakup..."

Li Ya was chewing the apple, and suddenly saw Diana staring at him expectantly. Li Ya, who had a strong desire to survive, swallowed the last half of the sentence abruptly.

"Regardless of Bruce, let's finalize the wedding invitation list!"