Am I Goddess Or What?

After I realized I had so much to do,something else hit me as well.I work.Should I take a longer vacation or just give it up.Its not like I really enjoy my job.I will do that later.Its anyway weekend so I will just call the boss and ask for a vacation.I didn't have it this year anyway.I think I should use it now.

After the drone safely landed on the floor of my room I put it in the corner for later use.Just in case I plugged it in, so it could replenish the energy.I probably will need it later on.

Closed the windows under the stare of my cats.I still am not sure are there any strange creatures. I do not wish to wake up with a room full of snakes and co.Even thinking about that made me feel all jittery.I mean they are living creatures I get that,but still...If I can avoid it,I will walk far away from them.Running.Never mind that I am this fat.If I hate something or if I am scared of something I run.FAST.Is it because I get an adrenaline injection or just pure disgust and fear. Never mind.This woman can run fast away from all dangers.

Just imagine a 100+kg woman running toward you in high speed.Even if she doesn't harm you in any way but the momentum will knock you off if you are to light.Like when big trucks pass by you in high speed.That wind momentum is ... yep, that's the same as mine.

Anyway...

I got the phone number of that friendly young man when I bought the drone,so I called him.

''Hello,how may I help you?''

''Hi.I know you have much to do but can you check few things for me.Please.Bdw I am the woman who bought the big drone today.''

''Ohhh,yes.I remember you mam.How may I help you?''

''Great first tell me how long your store is working I don't want you to stay longer only because of me.''

''Don't worry mam.Actually I am the boss,so I can keep the store open as long as I wish .''

''Wow. Truly diligent.Well do you know where can I get full gear for camping and forest travel.Including clothes and all I need in wildness.I plan to have a vacation in the forest and camp by the river so I will need full equipment.''

''Well I sell in this store electrical gear so I could get you portable solar chargers and satellite gear like phone,smaller satellite dish for net connection.As well as solar cooker and similar.But I have to admit.I would never have taught that you would go camping.''

''Why, because I am fat?''

''Fat has nothing to do with that.You just do not seep very...active.''

''No offense taken.You are not first and won't be the last person say that.Well you are not wrong I am indeed a lazy person.But I want to try something new.Where can I get the rest of the gear?''I said thinking how noisy.Why do people assume I am not active.I am.I just do not run around every day on the treadmills or lift the weight.I try to walk as much as I can.And whenever I have a day off I go swimming.

Sigh.I won't argue.Its not his fault.I am just looking like that.No wonder...

''As I tried to say before,I do indeed have in this store just electric appliances,but my parents own the mall.I am sure they have the gear you are looking for certainly there...I will call them and will let you know as soon as I get the information.''

''Thank you so much.I guess I will leave the rest in your hands then.Call me when you find the gear and the prices.Of course, if you could work out some discount for me I would be most grateful.''I sad in the hope he could find it so I don't waste my precious time searching for it.I could order it over the net but it would take days to come.Not willing to wait that long.And geez, second-generation kid of rich parents and having already his own store...Oh well at least he is working for his own money.Not like some others.Not my deal, don't care.He is friendly so I just hope he has more customers like me.

I have no time or nerves to worry about other people life.After realizing that the sky is not sky then sea...I got even happier.Chi Chi could get here as well. Because of the water the sun won't hurt her that much and neither myself.But first I need to check the forest.

I turned around and Stared at cats.

''I guess you guys like it on the island.As soon as I get the gear we can go there together.If it's not to dangerous, you guys can stay there as long as the window is open. Ok?''

They looked at me with those cute faces and I knew even if I didn't understand them as much as I wished I still could see that they liked it there.I mean I liked it there as well.As I was thinking what should I take with me from the food supply and do I need this and that,my stomach growled.

The cats came to me and with their cacophony of voices, I understood we are all hungry.Yep I need to feed them and then I need to make some food for myself as well.I mean I didn't eat any food since that meat tuned in a deadly weapon for my teeth.So I went down to my kitchen and cooked some eggs.Yes at night...eggs.I do not care I just wanted something fast and filling.While eggs were cooking I gave food to those hungry ghosts that almost jumped on my neck...

I mean it's not like they don't have something to eat.They do.Dry food is there whole day with plenty of water.But on the end of the day I always give them some meat and vegetables.Why do they act like I am starving them out.Every....single...time....

OH well.As I just finished eating I heard the phone ringing.

''Oh great!I forgot the damn phone in my room!''I grumbled while running upstairs.As I am indeed not fit you could imagine my heaving and sweating...

''Hellooooo...''I yelled while answered the phone.As I breathed heavily I must have scared the person from another side of line.The yell and the heavy breathing...it must be sounding strange so I hurriedly started talking.

''I am sorry I run upstairs because my phone was here and I was down in the kitchen.''I started explaining even tho I had no idea who from other side of the phone could be.

''Hi I call from the store.You asked me to find you camping gear.I spoke to my parents and they say they have it all.If you have time now I could bring it to you.Just tell me the address.'' he said as it was nothing.I hope he won't think I'm weird.Wait min ,he could be my kid.Why the hell do I care does he think I am weird or not.I should just be thankful for his help. That's it.

''Thank you so much.I will send you my address right away.''

''Ok. I will be there in short while.See you later.''

''See you.''I answered while looking around the house. Ok. Its all clean.Just need to wash the dishes from those three wild animals...Wait,they are usually wild but today they seem like charging energy,sleeping whole time.This is the first time I saw them so quiet.It is fine they will need some energy for tomorrow.

I turned around and went to the living room.Turned TV on just to kill time and stared at it not even knowing what I watched.Strangely.Even tho I didn't do anything heavy today I feel so heavy and tiered.''The eggs?The stairs?The excitement?Why am I so tired?I didn't do anything tiring.I really need a vacation.''

Thinking about that I remembered I need to call my boss.Lately I overdid it.Sometimes I worked two shifts and I overworked myself.

''Hello boss,''I said hoping she had good mood.If she has a bad one ,no way I could get vacation.

''Oh hey.Did something happen?Usually you don't call me doing your free time.''she asked.

''Boss,you know I need some days off.I really feel exhausted.''

''Ok.How long?''she said even without thinking.

''One month.I will travel a bit around and will visit my daughter as well.Is it ok?''I asked feeling all nervous.I asked for one month...Usually I would ask for a week or two but this time ...four weeks.

''Sure.Do it.I actually wanted to send you home a few days ago.But you are quite stubborn.I hope you will have some good rest.Don't worry about work.It won't run away.''I could hear her smiling.Even Tia is my boss she is as well my best friend.I know she is worried because I work too much so she usually did everything to get most of the workload of my back.

But as usual, I didn't want her to do too much as well.She is nothing better than me. Workaholic.

''You should get some vacation as well. Now the company is stable and you could get a few days off as well.Tony is qualified enough to take care of the company for a while without you.Please think about your health as well.Not just about me.''I urged her.

Since Tia opened company she didn't have not even one day of vacation.And that's for 4 years.I tried my best to help her.So none of us had a vacation first 2 years .But now since the company is stable she had no more excuses.

''Tia.You always tell me I should go on vacation, what about you.Relax for a few days.You opened the company so you could have a stable and fun life.You are still young.Do not make the same mistakes I made and ruin your health.''I asked pleadingly.Even if Tia was almost 13 years younger than I am. She is still my closest friend.

''If you would finally take my offer and become my partner I wouldn't worry so much about the company.Please.While you are on vacation,think about it again. Ok?''she sounded desperate on phone but I knew her.

''If I wanted to be your partner I would have taken that offer when you started.I am to lazy to worry too much.You know Tony was there for you in the whole process. You should really think about it Tia.He is not a bad person.''

''I know and I probably will offer him that.But you can't escape my clutches.I will put some company shares on your name.Do you like it or not.You will be like that ensured an active participant.''

''I do not mind shares.What do you mean active?How many shares will you put on my head to think I have to be active???Tia.Hey Tiaaaa.Don't do anything scary.Please!''

''Hehehhehehe'''she laughed like an evil witch.

''Soon Cora you shall fear me more.See you after vacation... hehehhehehehhe...''she laughed demonically.

Scary.What does she plan to do now?That woman.She is scary and cute at the same time.She really needs to consider more Tony.That man is crazy about her.If this with island doesn't work out and I have to go back to work I have to find a way to hook them up.I will help him conquer her so she does not bother me anymore.I just want to be lazy.Please...

In that moment the door rang. Actually I totally forgot that order.Sigh.I am really getting old.It was just while ago I spoke with him.How comes...Yep I am really getting older.My brain is fried.

While mumbling this and that I slowly approached the door and opened it.What I saw is a huge bag floating in front of me.What now...Do things now start floating.But then I saw a pair of fine long legs under the bag hiding.How can you hide long legs...

''Hello,Come in.''I said while wondering, why the hell did I invite him into the house.But those legs just passed me and I could see the nice wide back and small h.i.p.s. Nice a.s.s in those jeans.I almost slapped myself.This is going too far.That boy is too young and the only chicken meat I eat is from CHICKEN.

He put down the bag and turned around.In the store I didn't really look at him.I was in a hurry that I didn't care.But now looking at him.Uh.He is not as young as I taught.Not as old as I am as well.I mean I am already almost 50 and he is in his late 30-is.I think.

I guess he is sportive.Trough his thin shirt I could see his muscles and his face is work of art. Man I seem to need some vacation asap.I stared at him for a long time and then I realized how rude that is. I could literally feel the heat on my face.What the hell.I am not a young girl anymore.Damn it.I took a deep breath and smiled at him as nothing happen.He smiled back with a weird smile on his face.I guess he got creeped out

''Thank you for bringing me the stuff all over here.You didn't have to.I could have come tomorrow and..''

''I wanted to come.'' raising his hand he stopped me.

''What?Ok...I guess.Thank you.Here is my card.''I said feeling bit weird.

''Ok.''He smiled at me with the flashiest smile I saw in the last few years.I got stunned for a few seconds but then I stepped back because I really stared at him again.

''Where will you go.Seaside,forest,mountain?What country?''He hurriedly asked me while giving me again one of those smiles.

''All that,''I said while again staring at him like idiot.He confidently smiled again at me but this time i already turned my eyes away from him in fear I might do something even more stupid.

''That is quite a bit what u plan to do.I hope you are not going alone.It could be dangerous to travel all by yourself.''

''No I will go with three friends of mine.Thanks.''

''When you come back ,could you do me favor,''he asked half seriously.

''Sure.Ask.''I asked but hoped he won't ask for souvenirs.

''Bring me few pictures if you remember it.I can't go anywhere now.So all my friends bring me pics from their travels so I started collecting them.''

''No problem.I will do that.''I sighed in relieve. That's not hard I will just hit a few pics when I see something interesting and that's it.

He nodded his head and turned to leave giving me a full view of his back.Damn I need to check my hormones.Seriously.When he arrived at the door he suddenly turned around and I almost knocked my head on his c.h.e.s.t.Nice... hard... c.h.e.s.t....I need some medicine.And vacation.Seriously.He grabbed my shoulders luckily on time or I would probably broke my nose

''Oh sorry.I didn't mean to,''he said still holding me.I stepped back and felt again heat on my face...Oh greeaaat.AGAIN?!

''I forgot to give you list of all the things I put in your backpack so just in need of any changes you could call me up and I will bring it to you,''he said calmly.Ignoring my red cheeks.After I breathed in The redness dispersed and I could calmly thank him and get him out the door.

After I closed door I breathed out and went to take looong hot-cold shower.That man is dangerous for my weak heart.And I might be dangerous for him.PFFFFahhahaha.What am I even thinking about?The way I look now.No way.....