At the beginning, he was regarded as a Taoist priest of fortune-telling.

Committing the Peach Blossom Tribulation?

"Poof!" Han Lili couldn't hold back, and laughed out loud, pointing at Su Han.

"Don't tease me, boys who know me will never fall in love with me, I've been single for 24 years, don't I know this to you!".

"There are no peach blossoms, where did the peach blossoms come from??".

The aunt and the fat man frowned, and looked at Su Han's face gradually heavy, and found that things were not simple.

As a result, Su Han shook his head: "You think too much, you are not a peach blossom luck, but a reverse peach blossom disaster!"

What?

Reverse peach blossom robbery?

What kind of professional term? I haven't said it in the TV series?

The three of them were stunned, waiting for Su Han's next words.

"The so-called peach blossom luck, that is, those who do this luck will have a good relationship in the near future!"

"The so-called Peach Blossom Tribulation refers to the person who travels this luck, and in the recent encounter, there is some kind of calamity!".

"And the reverse peach blossom robbery!".

Su Han suddenly became Ling Ran's atmosphere, and pointed at Han Lili from afar!

"But it means that if you can't find the peach blossom luck again, there will be a catastrophe!"

"Simply put!".

"If you can't find a boyfriend again, something will happen!"

“......."

There was a brief, awkward silence ......

Bang Bang Bang Bang....

The fat man looked at Su Han with admiration and applauded

I thought:

Brother Su has finally grown up, and after paving the way for so long, the ultimate goal is to pick up girls?

"Yes, yes, the master is right!".

The aunt went around and around, and finally understood, nodding with admiration on her face.

The master is not a master, and the way of urging marriage is so different!

Great!

Look at Han Lili again.

But she laughed, and her face was wrinkled with laughter!

"Haha! I'm laughing to death! What else is there to reverse the peach blossom catastrophe?".

"Is this what is recorded in that book?" Historical Records, Liao Zhai, or 300 Tang poems?".

Han Lili was about to laugh: "It can't be from Niziji *Shuode, right?"

Han Lili had never seen such a fortune teller.

People are fortune tellers who cheat some money and spend it, this guy is good, he looks young, and he still wants to cheat sex?

Oh, man!

However, Su Han's face has never changed from the beginning, and he has always been serious:

"The lifeline on your left forehead is a little thin and a little red, so it seems that you must have suffered a fire-related disaster when you were 13 years old, right?"

13-year-old fire disaster

Han Lili's laughter came suddenly, and turned into surprise: "How do you know?".

"I said, I'm a fortune teller. Su Han shook his head and continued:

"Han Lili, there is a very inconspicuous mole on the corner of your mouth, although the mole is small, but it blocks your fortune, combined with the slightly shallow official bones on your forehead and eyebrows, combined with your work, you should be often bullied at work to the point of being deducted from your salary, right?"

"You have intact earlobes but slightly left piercings, you should have been in the hospital for food poisoning before you were 10 years old, right?"

Ignoring the growing surprise and a hint of panic in Han Lili's eyes, Su Han said faster and faster!

"You had your first love when you were 18 years old, but your boyfriend was hit by a car and died before you could confirm your relationship!".

"When you were 15 years old, you didn't do well in the middle school entrance examination and went to a second-class school, the real reason is because you came to your aunt for the first time!".

"You moved when you were 12 years old!".

"You stole your mother's money for the first time when you were 10 years old!".

"The first time you hit someone when you were 8 years old, you should be a boy of the same age!".

"You didn't wet the bed until you were 5 years old!".

"When you were 3 years old, your father passed away forever!".

"At 23:18 p.m. on August 27, 1994, you! Han Lili was born in this world!!".

"Han Lili!!" Su Han almost shouted her name and asked sternly

"I'm right!!?

right."

The roar almost startled everyone.

Even the old hen outside was so scared that 'Brother Egg' got up and ......

"Yes, yes, all right! Don't say it again!!".

Han Lili covered her ears, panicked, and even carried fear in her eyes when she looked at Su Han!

Who the hell is this man?

How could he know so much?

Is there really any god in the world?

Is he really a god operator??

"I've said everything I should say, the reverse peach blossom catastrophe in your fate is doomed, believe me, I will help you survive the catastrophe, if you don't believe it, I will refund your mother's 99 yuan, and we will never have a fate again!".

Finish the last sentence.

Su Han silently took a bottle of unopened mineral water on the table and drank it with a grunt.

Alas.

These days, it's so hard to fool people...

Lao Tzu's mouth is dry ......

The fat man and the aunt looked at Han Lili in shock, and the latter, whose originally firm atheistic values shook like in the wind and rain.

What Master Su said was all right.

Except for the fact that she couldn't remember when she was three or five years old, other things came to her mind as if they were vivid.

To say that it is blind, it is absolutely impossible.

If she had investigated herself since she was born, the probability would have been almost zero

Can't you go through a secret investigation for more than 20 years, just to cheat her mother out of 99 yuan now?

Don't be funny.

Besides.

Then that's all that's left

to be

This man!

It's really calculated!!

"Sue... Guru... I admit that what you said is true. Han Lili was silent for a long time, and finally gritted her teeth and said

"But how are you going to help me survive this?".

"Say it in advance, our family is not as rich as you think!".

Although Han Lili already believed that Su Han was a hermit master, she still thought that he must be seeking wealth.

Hey?

It's all like this, this Han Lili hasn't become my fan yet?

"I said your mother had paid, 99 yuan, and I gave your mother change!".

Su Han glanced at his mouth and said:

"The solution is also very simple, find a boyfriend within three days, and try not to contact women within half a year, especially young women, your mother doesn't count. "

"Within a year, get married, have a child in two years, and the birth of this child will break your calamity and live a safe life. "

Looking for a man...

Hearing this, Han Lili shook her head in disappointment.

Why doesn't she want to find a man?

If you can find a man worthy of you, why bother finding a woman outside.......

It's just that she didn't dare to say this in front of her mother, so she could only hold it in her heart.

But at this time!

"I think, this master is pretty good!" the aunt suddenly spoke, and her words were not shocking

"I see, Lily, why don't you fall in love with this Master Su?"

"When the time comes, I will have a grandson, and I can be a master if I can't say it!"

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