At the beginning of the game, Messi begged me to join Argentina

"Su, you damn bastard, you have to swear, you didn't lie to me!"

At Su Bai's home, poor old Gui looked at his bald head and shouted hysterically!

"Sergio, you have to trust me! Besides, since you met me, when have you suffered a disadvantage?"

Seeing Aguero who was almost out of control, Su Bai quickly touched Lao Gui's shaved head and comforted him!

"Su, God, you can actually say such a thing. Tell yourself, after I know you, which time have I not been at a disadvantage?"

His hair was shaved, and it seemed that Lao Gui's IQ had once again occupied the high ground. As soon as this sentence came out, Su Bai felt embarrassed for a while.

Originally, Su Bai thought it would be a pity to shave his long hair so hard, so after seeing Lao Gui, he immediately sent Lao Gui home and planned to give it to Aguero in the Manchester derby. With seven or eight assists, Lao Gui once again dominates the world at Old Trafford.

But looking at it now, it's really unreasonable for me to shave my hair off by the way.

"Forget it, Sergio, you don't believe me so much!"

Say it!

Su Bai picked up the clipper that he had just shaved for Aguero in his hand, and gave it to himself directly.

And after seeing that Su Bai actually shaved off his own hair, Aguero really believed it.

"Su, I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I...I...Damn it, tell me, what else needs to be shaved, it's too bad, I'll shave that too, Catherine begged me several times I'm not even willing!"

"Go away you..."

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"Manchester City Sharks at Old Trafford? Manchester United's biggest crisis was born! "

"Ferguson: Van Gaal had better formulate specific tactics to defend against Sue, I don't want Manchester United to be humiliated by noisy neighbors! "

"Beckham speaks, the Manchester derby may become the greatest game of the season!" "

There are still two days left in the game,

But the media in England couldn't wait to start hyping the game!

Compared with the media, the first to react is actually the deep-rooted local football culture in Manchester neighborhoods.

England football hooligans!

This group, which is hated by fans all over the world, is unfortunately based in Manchester.

And now is the hottest day of the year in Manchester, how could these football hooligans not take advantage of the opportunity of the Manchester derby to be presumptuous.

Ever since!

Before the game started, the fans of the two teams took the lead in staged the most violent direct collision outside the stadium!

Right at the junction of the East and West neighborhoods!

This has become a battleground for diehard fans of the two teams.

At first, it was just the fans of the two teams giving each other verbal greetings across the street.

Slowly, the fans of the two teams rose from the initial greeting to throwing wine bottles at each other.

After that, the two sides rushed directly into the street and staged a large-scale group fight.

And the Manchester City fans, who are used to hard times, seem to have become extremely brave this time because of Su Bai's joining.

In just one day, Manchester City fans in the east completely occupied the streets.

Originally, occupying the block had already declared the victory of the Manchester City fans, but I don't know what those drunks thought, many Manchester City fans rushed into the home of the Manchester United fans in the west while drunk.

Then, there was a big defeat for Manchester City fans!

Just before the game, the police directly mobilized the entire urban area to participate in the siege of the football hooligans of the two teams.

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Manchester is in disarray.

And the players of the two teams, who were the center of the incident, also began to shout at each other on Twitter.

The first to speak out was the captain of Manchester United, Wayne Rooney!

Lu Xiaopang reposted the latest Marca report on his twitter - "Manchester City Sharks = Sharks, Su is the dirtiest carrion bug in football! "

After Su Bai publicly stated that he would no longer accept any interviews with the Marca newspaper, the Marca newspaper completely let go of itself, and vaguely became the number one black Soviet position in the world.

Lu Xiaopang not only reprinted the report, but also named Su on Twitter, saying that Su is completely unworthy to be compared with Messi and Ronaldo. He is a complete selfish person, and he will lead Manchester United at Old Trafford. The German Stadium gave Su Bai a good taste of the horror of the Red Devils.

As the captain, Lu Xiaopang's words of encouraging his team members to follow the black opponents are not too much.

However, Lu Xiaopang's mistake was that he provoked someone he couldn't afford to provoke at all.

After seeing Lu Xiaopang’s @his own remarks on Twitter.

Without further ado, Su Bai responded to Lu Xiaopang on Twitter!

"Yes, I am a selfish person. I am not like some people who go to the hotel and order two. The most ridiculous thing is that they are laughed at when they go out. Short and fast! Oh, yes, it seems that Manchester United players have never been selfish , Their love is not only to recruit prostitutes when their wives are pregnant, but also to help their relatives take care of their wives!"

Moment!

Su Bai's Twitter exploded.

Rooney's prostitution and cheating scandals shocked fans all over the world, not only Rooney's love affairs, but Su Bai also brought Giggs' sister-in-law into it by the way.

Now!

Lu Xiaopang, who was still bluffing on Twitter, suddenly became wilted.

"fuck!"

"The son of a bitch!"

In Rooney's mansion in Manchester.

Seeing Su Bai's new response, Rooney dropped the phone in his hand angrily.

Colleen Rooney, who was holding the child, stood beside Rooney with a silent expression.

"Wayne, I told you, don't mess with that lunatic. If you don't listen, you can't control your lower body and you can't even control your mouth?"

Since Rooney's courtship of prostitutes was exposed by the media, Colleen, Rooney's wife, has never completely let go of her heart.

After such a long time, Colleen finally eased up a little, and now this guy Rooney's mouth picked up this scar again.

Colleen's full of resentment poured out like a volcanic eruption.

"I'm sorry, Colleen, I..."

Seeing that his wife was angry, Lu Xiaopang immediately faltered, thinking of coaxing Colleen well first, but unexpectedly, Colleen hugged her daughter and slammed the door tightly.

It didn't disgust Su Bai, but made himself muddy.

Thinking about the five-hour record of that damn pervert Su Bai, Lu Xiaopang suddenly wanted to die.

His record is said to be the worst in England!

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Rooney was very angry, and at this time, Giggs, who was sitting in the Manchester United club building and studying tactical arrangements with Van Gaal, was not very happy.

"Ryan, don't worry about that!"

Van Gaal, who was sitting next to Giggs, looked at Giggs who was a little absent-minded, and could only comfort him.

"It's all right, boss!"

As Manchester United's newly appointed assistant coach this season, Giggs knows that at this critical moment, he cannot affect his work because of his emotions.

Although it was very uncomfortable, Giggs responded with a wry smile.

that's all!

The two of them sat on the table again to study the tactics of the Manchester derby two days later.

Until two o'clock in the morning.

Van Gaal and Giggs and the coaching staff closed the office door.

However!

Just when Giggs drove out of the gate of the Manchester United club, he did not expect that there were still many reporters around the gate.

They surrounded Giggs' Mercedes like mad dogs.

"Mr. Ryan, do you have anything to refute Su's words?"

"Mr. Ryan, it's been so long, I wonder if you and your brother have reconciled?"

"Mr. Ryan, do you still have contact with Natasha?"

"Mr. Ryan, what your younger brother Rodri said in front of the media that your whole family has isolated him, including your mother, has completely driven Rodri out of the house. Is this true?"

The lips of English journalists have never been merciful.

Their words were like sharp knives piercing Giggs' heart fiercely.

Yes, for his younger brother, Giggs has always been guilty, but this kind of guilt is not that Giggs feels that he has done something wrong, he just feels guilty that his affairs were exposed by the media and made Rodri feel embarrassed.

And what the reporters say is true, Rodri said before the media: "It's like I'm the one who did the wrong thing, I have three kids, a 5-year-old whose mother never saw her, and a 13-year-old , she hasn't seen her in 3 years. And our two families are only a mile apart, God knows what they are up to?"

The reason for all this is that I give my mother a full 200,000 pounds of living expenses every month, but my brother can't give her any financial help.

Putting all these troublesome things behind him, Giggs directly stepped up the accelerator, and with the roar of the car, he rushed away from the group of reporters who made him feel sick.

only!

Giggs broke through the siege of the reporters, and Van Gaal behind him was unfortunately surrounded by the reporters.

After honking the horn countless times to no avail, Manchester United coach Van Gaal could only lower the window of the car!

"Mr. Van Gaal, are you ready for the Manchester derby? Regarding Sue's remarks on Twitter, what do you need to respond?"

"Mr. Van Gaal, please ask Giggs..."

Seeing that the reporters still wanted to drag those bad things in front of him, Van Gaal quickly spoke.

"I don't think a player who puts his mind to how to discredit an opponent is going to be great, I just know that I'm coaching one of the greatest teams in the world and my opponent is just a noisy neighbor !"

"I hope Manchester City players will put all their attention on the game, and don't use such boring tricks to affect the psychology of Manchester United players!"

After saying this, Van Gaal closed his car window.

Seeing Lao Fan like this, the reporters could only helplessly let Van Gaal leave.

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Fans melee!

The war of words between the players of the two teams!

Marca, Football, Athletic!

Countless reports from all football media!

finally!

October 9, 2014!

The seventh round of the English Premier League kicked off.

Seven o'clock at night.

The bus with the blue team logo of Manchester City drove out of the gate of the Manchester City club amidst bursts of crazy shouts.

And in the bus.

Su Bai and Aguero, who sat in the first row, were not at all assimilated by the crazy atmosphere of the fans.

On the contrary, the two of them kept touching their gleaming big bald heads with some discomfort.

Fortunately for Su Bai, originally Su Bai's appearance was that kind of handsome ruffian with fortitude, this kind of bald head not only didn't make Su Bai look awkward, but made Su Bai look more handsome.

I just feel sorry for Lao Gui.

Originally, Lao Gui's head was not high, and Lao Gui's hair was tousled on weekdays, and he looked more coordinated, but the hair on his head was gone all of a sudden.

Coupled with Aguero's somewhat indescribably handsome face.

How do you look at Lao Gui, how awkward!

"Ha ha!"

"Shut up, Hart, if you laugh again, I'll kill you that day..."

"Ahem, I was wrong, Sergio, I stopped laughing!"

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The pre-match press conference was dull!

Van Gaal and Klopp are old acquaintances. They have played against each other several times in the Champions League before.

Moreover, neither of these two coaches likes to talk trash very much, so even if the reporters on the scene tried their best to fan the flames and try to stir up the anger of the two coaches, there was still no result in the end.

However, the two head coaches, who were still looking kindly, returned to their respective locker rooms.

Those disguised faces disappeared in an instant.

"This is Old Trafford!"

"do you know?"

"This is the scariest home stadium in all of Europe."

"Here has witnessed countless brilliance!"

"And those damn Manchester City people have never easily led the victory on this turf. Now the whole world is looking down on us Manchester United!"

"I want you to treat this game like a Champions League final!"

"Don't let down those Manchester United fans who have been struggling for countless years in the stands!"

"For this game, we have prepared for half a month."

"I know that Su is very strong, but we should be thankful that the current Manchester City team is only as strong as Su!"

"As long as we follow our previous tactical arrangements and keep our focus on the court at all times!"

"I believe that we will win this game!"

"Jones, remember, keep your eyes on that Su at all times, don't let him have any chance to hit the door directly, Rojo will help you!"

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In the dressing room of Manchester United, Lao Fan blushed and mobilized the players.

Giggs was standing next to Lao Fan, clutching the notebook tightly in his hands. At this moment, Giggs wished he could put on the red jersey again to play for Manchester United!

And the Manchester United captain Wayne Rooney sitting in the middle of the team is even more exposed!

Rooney can't wait to give a good lesson to the Manchester City mad shark who made him feel embarrassed at Old Trafford.

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On the contrary, at this moment, in the dressing room of Manchester City.

All the Manchester City players looked at the bald duo sitting in the middle of the crowd with smiles!

As for winning the game?

Facing this starless Manchester United team, the entire Manchester City team seems to have never worried that they will fail!

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"Sports Weekly!"

"Sports Weekly!"

"Welcome everyone to watch the 2014-2015 English Premier League season with me in the live broadcast room of the Sports Weekly in the early morning of Sunday!"

"Today, Wang Tao and I will bring you the seventh round of the Premier League, the Manchester derby between Manchester United and Manchester City at home!"

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PS: The first update, continue to code words, the train goes home tomorrow!