At the beginning of the game, Messi begged me to join Argentina

Van Gaal has a cold!

Yes, in this scorching hot May, Lao Fan caught a cold from the wind because he didn't close the window at night.

As for the reason for not closing the window?

Very simple, that is the upcoming thirty-third round of the Premier League.

Lao Fan came to Manchester United to reshape the Manchester United dynasty.

However, in the current Manchester United, Ougao was eliminated early, and the League Cup was also eliminated by Manchester City. The most hateful thing is that if his team loses in the weekend league, then he will become the first to watch his rivals in the same city in the game Champion Manchester United manager.

That....

That would definitely be a shame that Lao Fan would never forget for the rest of his life.

In this way, Lao Fan sat at his desk and studied the tactical layout all night, until the old man was so sleepy that he fell asleep directly on the table.

"Ah!

! "

"Ah!

"

After wiping his nose clean with a paper towel, Lao Fan rubbed his painful head and stood up with difficulty.

On the table is the breakfast brought by the assistant coach just now and the results of last night's hard work.

Yes!

Although very embarrassed, Lao Fan still finalized the tactical arrangement for the weekend league.

And at this time!

In the Manchester City Club not far away.

Klopp was standing on the sidelines with a smile on his face, watching the disciples on the court playing the game of grabbing the ring.

For the weekend's game, Klopp didn't pay much attention to it.

The league championship is already in his hands, and he will not affect the Champions League final because of a dispensable victory.

After all, the gold content of the Champions League is much stronger than that of the league.

"Hey, hey, give it to me!"

"Give me!"

"Haha, good shot, Sue!"

"Hey, don't just bully Sun, give it to me!"

Su Bai, Mane, Kante, Aguero, De Bruyne and others gathered together, while the poor little grandson kept running in the circle.

For professional players, it is really difficult to grab the football at their feet.

After a while, Sun Xingmin was a little out of breath.

"Fifty! Haha, it's here, Sun, you're going to be punished!"

After counting the fiftieth pass, Lao Gui hugged the ball directly.

On the other hand, Sun Xingmin had a bitter expression on his face.

This is the third time he has been punished.

This is Manchester City training.

Perhaps, this is the so-called self-confidence!

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May 1, 2015!

The entire downtown area of ​​Manchester has already been filled with an extremely strong derby atmosphere.

Since the morning, red and blue fans have been pouring into the streets.

Unlike previous derby matches, in this derby match, those Manchester United fans who had been arrogant for countless years did not show any signs of trouble.

They just rushed towards the Intihad Stadium quietly.

Along the way are the noisy singing of Manchester City fans.

Not only the singing, but even the self-healing voice calling for the champion.

Everything is so disgusting and irrefutable to Manchester United fans.

yes!

For Manchester United fans, they know that the sky in Manchester seems to have no room for their proud red.

Seven o'clock local time!

In the Intihad Square filled with countless Manchester City fans.

A blue bus inlaid with gold trim slowly appeared on the horizon.

"boom!

! "

"Superbia in Proelio!"

"Superbia in Proelio!"

"champion!

! "

"champion!

! "

Manchester City fans flocked to the bus frantically.

Mansur did a great job.

Buses today are completely different from those in normal times.

Because the bus is open.

Although there is no championship trophy, the high platform for placing the trophy on the roof of the bus has long stood there.

Mansur is confident!

Manchester City fans are also very confident!

they know!

In less than three hours, their favorite team will bring that crazy trophy from the stadium.

"Hey, Su, is it a bit too much, what if we lose?"

Aguero sat next to Su Bai and asked a little worriedly.

Just now Aguero vowed that he would perform a hat-trick in today's game to regain the throne. Seeing such crazy fans, Lao Gui was not calm at first.

"Sergio, lose? How is it possible!"

Before Su Bai could speak, De Bruyne, who was sitting behind the two of them, leaned his head over and responded.

"Kevin, why are you so confident!"

"Haha, with Su Bai here, when did we ever lose?"

As soon as De Bruyne said this, Aguero was taken aback.

Think about it carefully!

hiss!

This is really fucking true. In Aguero's memory, whether it is the national team or the league, he has never lost a game since Su Bai was present.

"You pervert!"

Looking at Su Bai, who was still humming and chirping with the earphones on, and didn't respond, Lao Gui complained helplessly.

This damn is invincible at the age of 18, who knows how far this guy will grow in the future!

Surrounded by crazy crowds!

Manchester City's Phnom Penh bus finally drove into the stadium.

After getting out of the car, Lao Ke rushed to the press conference with a calm expression.

Arrived at the right time, Lao Ke almost entered the door together with Van Gaal.

The two nodded their heads and sat in front of the reporter's desk.

"Katsa!"

"Katsa!"

"Katsa!"

As soon as the two of them sat down, the flashlights of the reporters flashed desperately.

"Mr. Klopp, in this Derby, do you have the confidence to directly lift the championship trophy at home?"

"Mr. Klopp, is Messi sure that he will join Manchester City?"

"Mr Klopp..."

Listening to the reporters' questions, Lao Fan reluctantly took out a toilet paper and wiped the snot that was about to flow to the corner of his mouth.

Lao Fan already knew what the press conference would be like.

as expected!

The former Manchester United is now so lonely that even the reporters are not very interested.

All of a sudden, some weird thoughts flashed through Lao Fan's mind.

In other words, if my Manchester United also has a Su Bai, what will happen to Manchester United?

..........

The pre-match press conference is over.

Very bland.

Old Ke was not at all interested in the reporters' fanciful questions.

Whether Manchester City can successfully win the championship early or not.

Are journalists who ask such questions mentally handicapped?

Will there be any surprises for Manchester City to play Manchester United now?

After arranging his hair, Lao Ke directly pushed open the door of the dressing room.

With the entry of Lao Ke, the originally noisy locker room suddenly became quiet.

Although these days, Lao Ke has never been nervous, but everyone knows that it would be a lie to say that he is not nervous.

After all, this is an opportunity that is almost impossible to meet again!

To be able to defeat them in front of Manchester United and win the championship trophy is a picture that many Manchester City people dare not dream of.

really!

Just like the players thought.

After the press conference, Klopp has become different!

Did not touch the tactical board!

Lao Ke walked directly in front of everyone!

"Boys!"

"do you know?"

"On November 12, 1881, St. Mark's Church lost 0:3 to Newton Schiff!"

"That was the first Manchester derby meeting!"

"The loser is our Manchester City!"

"And since then, the Manchester derby has played a total of 175 games!"

"In these 175 games, we are far behind our sworn enemy with 48 wins, 58 draws and 69 losses!"

"These are history!"

"I said this, not to tell you that our game today is to rewrite this history!"

"I said this because those damned histories have nothing to do with us!"

"I just know, since I've been here, since this season!"

"The opponent we got is not just a helpless stray dog ​​that we beat!"

"Someone said that we are noisy neighbors, and we are just a team of local tyrants who have been piled up with money and have no background!"

"but!"

"What I'm trying to say is, fuck it!"

"We are Manchester City!"

"We are England! We are the most powerful Manchester City in the world!"

"today!"

"It's on our home court!"

"I want you to make your history!"

"I want you to step on top of those bloody Manchester United guys and win the title!"

"I'm going to make Manchester only one color!"

"That's the blue that only belongs to our Manchester City!

! "

"fuUtd!"

Old Ke is rough!

Very surprised!

But it made all the Manchester City players present excited.

Even Su Bai, who has been fed Lao Ke's chicken blood porridge for many years and feels like vomiting, suddenly feels like his whole body is burning.

Lao Gui was the first to stand up and roar!

"fuUtd!"

Um....

I have to say that dirty words are always the best way to vent hormones!

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"Zhuang Pai Ertai!"

"Zhuang Pai Ertai!"

"Here is the 2014-2015 English Premier League live broadcast for you!"

"Man City VS Manchester United at home!"

"I am your old friend Huang Jianxiang!"

"I'm He Wei!"

In the commentary booth beside the Intihad Stadium.

Lao Huang was sitting in front of the stage with his chest upright.

It is different from the exclusive online broadcast of the weekly sports newspaper on weekdays, because this Manchester derby involving the championship battle is too hot.

Therefore, CTV directly coordinates the live broadcast of the weekly sports newspaper and the live TV broadcast of the sports channel.

Um.....

Why would the Sports Weekly agree?

 …

"The players of the two teams have already appeared in their respective halfs!"

"The referee is also looking at his watch!"

"Beep!

! "

"Accompanied by the referee's whistle!"

"The game has officially begun!"

"The first is the starting list of both sides!"

"Manchester City starting goalkeeper in traditional blue shirt attacking from left to right: Joe Hart!"

 …

"Klopp is still sending out his strongest 4-3-3 lineup!"

"On the other side, wearing the traditional red jersey and attacking from right to left, the visiting team Manchester United starting goalkeeper starting goalkeeper: De Gea!"

"Left back: Luke Shaw!"

"Central defender: Phil Jones, Smalling, Rojo partner!"

"Right back: Valencia!"

"Four midfielders: Mata, Carrick, Rooney, Nani!"

"Single striker: Van Persie!"

"Van Gaal formed an unbelievable 5-4-1 formation at the Intihad Stadium!"

"For Manchester United fans, this is definitely the most difficult starting lineup to accept!"

Lao Huang sat in the commentary seat and looked at Manchester United with five defenders in surprise.

Not only him, even Su Bai on the field was a little surprised by Manchester United's lineup.

this....

Van Gaal is too...

This is Manchester United. To prevent Manchester City from winning the championship, they lined up five defenders in the Manchester derby?

Not daring to think too much, watching Manchester United take the lead in attacking, Su Bai strode towards Rooney who had just received the ball.

Seeing Su Bai running towards him not far away, Lu Xiaopang quickly pushed the ball to the right and handed it to Carrick beside him!

Lu Xiaopang has learned to be good now, Su Bai's body is so perverted, he really doesn't want to try again.

Carrick didn't dare to be careless after receiving the ball. Seeing Su Bai running towards him again, he kicked the ball to the right again!

that's all!

Manchester United played a slow pass after the opening!

Courtside!

Van Gaal looked at his own players who had been steadying the rhythm, and nodded in satisfaction.

He didn't expect to win this game!

He went to the back five just to fight for a draw.

As long as Manchester City gets a draw and cannot win this game, it will be fine.

As for winning?

With the current lineup of old, weak, sick and disabled, what can Manchester United do against Manchester City?

Lao Fan thought very well, but his team's pass and control was cracked by the crazy attacking Manchester City after less than 2 minutes!

Kanter!

After seeing Nani on the right receiving the ball, this dark and unruly guy ran straight towards Nani.

When Na Tianwang saw an unknown little black donkey daring to grab him, he naturally didn't hesitate. He threw the ball to his right, then sped up a little, and started running wildly on the right.

In Na Tianwang's view, apart from Su Bai, there is no one in the Manchester City team who can suppress him in terms of speed.

Na Tianwang ran down the right side confidently.

It's just, at the moment when he was about to break into the top of the restricted area.

That little Heihei who had no sense of existence in his eyes just appeared under his crotch without warning... Bah, it was in front of him!

Shovel!

And it was an extremely clean shovel!

Nani is a little confused!

Who is this guy?

Before the game, Van Gaal said to be careful of that little black man in Manchester City, but Nani didn't take it to heart.

In his opinion, apart from the injured Rio Fernan, who else in Manchester City can intercept him in the midfield?

Watching the football roll past my eyes.

Nani hurriedly wanted to recover the football.

However, the little black guy in front of him was clearly on the ground, but in the blink of an eye, that guy got up straight away, and passed the ball along the way!

What the fuck?

"Kante!"

"Beautiful!"

"After half a season, Kanter's steals are getting better and better."

"This shovel, Kanter relied entirely on prediction!"

"This is talent!"

"I have to say that the current Manchester City team has talented young players in every position!"

Lao Huang on the sidelines was full of praise when he saw Kanter's coquettish shovel.

On the pitch!

After stopping the football at Nani's feet, Kanter quickly handed the ball to De Bruyne in front of him!

Old Ke has said countless times, as long as he grabs the ball, he will give the ball to De Bruyne as soon as possible.

And De Bruyne, who received the ball, did not live up to Kanter's trust.

Swipe the ball with your right foot and twist your waist!

At the same time, use the toes of the left foot to push the ball back a little!

Make it smooth!

The football miraculously slipped directly between the legs of Rooney, who was rushing from behind!

At the same time, De Bruyne completed his turn in an instant!

Rooney just stood there!

And De Bruyne behind him has already seen Marvin who is rushing forward from the right!

Without any hesitation!

De Bruyne slammed the outside of his right foot directly on the football!

"boom!"

Instantly!

The football rose from the ground and flew towards Manchester United's left side.

that location!

Marvin has already received a pass from De Bruyne before Manchester United left back Luke Shaw!

"The ball was passed!"

"Absolutely master-level outer instep!"

"Marvin!"

"Stay on Luke Shaw!"

"In the restricted area, Su Bai has already rushed into the restricted area!"

"Tsk tsk!"

"This Van Gaal really thinks highly of Su Bai, the three central defenders plus Carrick who is back on defense!"

"Su Bai was directly wrapped into rice dumplings in the restricted area!"

As Huang Jianxiang said.

In the Manchester United penalty area at this time, Su Bai was surrounded by four Manchester United players almost instantly.

And Marvin on the sidelines had already hoisted the ball into the penalty area before Su Bai was encircled!

Watching football is about to fly!

It's not too early for Su Bai to ignore his active skills!

Accompanied by the opening of the golden bomber skin special effect skill.

At this moment, Su Bai's header, bounce, and physical attributes all soared to the full level in an instant.

Phil Jones, Smalling, and Rojo tried their best to squeeze Su Bai out of the penalty area!

However, a desperate scene happened.

Even though Phil Jones and Smalling were about to grit their teeth, the perverted Su Bai in front of him still carried them to the ground!

seem!

It seemed that the three of them were like tiny ants in front of Su Bai.

Su Bai flew into the air in an instant!

Right above their heads!

Su Bai hit the football hard with his head hammer.

in front of the door!

Manchester United goalkeeper De Gea moved to Su Bai's right side as early as the start of Malvern's cross.

He is ready for anything.

Even though the four members of his own team were guarding against that pervert, De Gea still didn't dare to be careless.

really!

Su Bai still grabbed the first point and pushed the football over by the way.

Watch the direction the football moves!

De Gea takes off in an instant!

De Gea is excited!

Because his previous prediction was right.

He bet that Su Bai would push the ball to his left side!

Open your ape arms!

De Gea tried his best to move his left hand to the football.

Did not touch!

However, it was precisely because there was no encounter that De Gea was relieved.

With his experience, the ball will definitely fly out according to the flight trajectory...

However!

The moment De Gea turned his head!

He froze!

Because he saw an almost unbelievable scene.

The football thrown by that perverted Su actually changed direction after passing his fingertips?

Take a closer look!

De Gea saw that the football seemed to be spinning at high speed.

this.....

Can the header go out of the arc? ? ?

De Gea's brain seems to be a little down.

However, the football in front of him was like a rainbow, and finally got into the upper left corner of the goal!

Go in?

De Gea fell to the turf in embarrassment.

And at this time!

The referee's whistle also sounded together!

With the whistle!

"GGGGGG-----OOOOOOOO-----AAAAAAA--LLLLLLLL!"

"GGGGGOOOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL!"

"GOAL!!!!!!"

"S----U---B---A----I!!!"

The live DJ at the Intihad Stadium roared hysterically.

Not just live DJs!

In the stands of the Intihad Stadium at the moment!

The entire Intihad Plaza outside the stadium!

Even the whole city of Manchester seemed to tremble for a moment.

"pretty!

! "

"pretty!

! "

"The ball went in!"

"Su Bai!

! "

"Facing the double-teaming of the Manchester United team!"

"Su Bai squeezed the four of them away as before, and made a beautiful arc with his head, bypassing De Gea, who was standing in advance, and slipped into the net!"

"Incredible header!"

"This is definitely the most perfect combination of strength and technology!"

"The fourth minute of the game!"

"Facing Manchester United with an unprecedented five-back lineup!"

"Su Bai relied on his personal ability to help Manchester City rewrite the score with ease!"

"The Barclay Cup has been transported to the Intihad Stadium!"

"Su Bai!"

"Only four minutes into the game, he helped Manchester City hold onto the corner of the trophy with one hand!"

Lao Huang continued his iconic crazy commentary as always!

-[Haha, it's 1:0, damn it, Manchester United shamelessly played five defenders and still got scored, I laughed so hard! 】

-【Why! My Red Devils, you know that you are going to lose, what kind of back five are you playing, you play 4-3-3, even if you lose, you will stand and die, now? This is a fucking embarrassment and throws it home! 】

-[Think about the Red Devils where Ronaldo was, shit, what about now? Being beaten by Manchester City like a son! 】

-[Su Bai is too fucking fierce, can this header go out in an arc? This is absolutely stuck with a bug, or it is a bug! 】

-[The championship is secured, how can this Manchester United play with other Manchester City, this is still only Su Bai's Manchester City, if the outside reports of Messi going to Manchester City are true, who else can play with Manchester City after this? 】

-[Haha, I can't imagine the picture, Messi, Su Bai, Aguero! Just these three people, this fucking can wash the whole world with blood! 】

-[It's too invincible, it's fucking too, FIFA hastened to take action, check Manchester City, how the hell can others play it! 】

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Inside the Intihad Stadium!

"Ah Choo!"

"Ah Choo!"

"Ah Choo!"

Van Gaal took out a handkerchief from his trouser pocket in despair, and wiped his nose again.

He couldn't figure out why that pervert was able to push the ball in under the double-team of four people?

Obviously, I have studied it for a full week, and under the attack of four people, Su Bai never scored a header. Why today...

Lao Fan had a look of despair!

In front of the Manchester City bench not far away.

Seeing that Su Bai helped the team start the game so well, it sealed the victory.

Excited, Lao Ke rushed to the sidelines and raised his right fist high!

Then!

"one time!"

"Roar!"

"Twice!"

"Roar!"

"Three times!"

"Roar!"

After the iconic Farmer's Three Punches!

Lao Ke also raised his arms and roared along with the fans at the scene!

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