At the beginning, the Tianshi Sword was stolen, and the poor man used the backhand grenade method

The calf head led Li Hai all the way into the underworld.

It was upset in its heart, but when faced with someone like Li Hai who had a golden letter of love in his hand, he was still respectful and didn't dare to make any mistakes.

After all, this golden book of love is not something that ordinary people can have. It can't afford to offend something that can face the Ten Palaces of Yama.

This calf head is equivalent to an employee in a large group.

It is still the lowest level, equivalent to showing the door to others.

Li Hai has a golden letter of love in his hand, which is equivalent to a letter of introduction written by a friend of the group boss.

If the calf's head dares to neglect, he will be laid off tomorrow, and he will even be fried in the oil pan of the underworld.

The calf's head doesn't want to be fried into jerky.

Li Hai came to the underworld for the first time. The underworld was really gloomy, and screams could be heard everywhere.

He looked at the queue next to him, which led to a huge mountain of swords.

The mountain of knives is covered with sharp daggers, and the ghosts line up to climb up the mountain.

The only thing you can hold and step on in the Knife Mountain is the sharp blade.

In other words, if you climb, you will be cut by the blade, which is very painful.

Some fat people haven't even climbed two steps, and a lot of flesh has been shaved off their bodies.

Li Hai was horrified when he saw it, and couldn't help but ask: "Lord Niutou, why do those people want to go through the knife mountain?"

He still remembered what the calf head said to him just now.

If there hadn't been a love letter written by Taoist Master Xuan Shen to him, the calf just now would have asked him to walk through Daoshan first.

Could it be said that all ghosts who come to the underworld must go through such a terrifying mountain of swords first?

Xiao Niutou said: "Those people do not report to the underworld immediately after they die, and they are ghosts who stay in the upper world. Because they are greedy for the upper world, according to the rules of the underworld, as long as they are caught and found to be ghosts who have stayed in the upper world, no matter how long you stay, You have to go through Daoshan first!"

Simply put, this is the rule of the underworld, to maintain the balance of yin and yang.

This rule was created in order for the ghosts after death to report to the underworld as soon as possible.

Otherwise, it would be bad if a ghost always likes to stay in the human world after death, and it would be a mess.

Therefore, this rule is to deter those evil spirits who are greedy for the ghosts in the underworld.

Li Hai nodded: Otherwise, it's good luck to meet Taoist Master Longhu!

Otherwise, there is a high probability that I would be crawling now.

Li Hai looked at the teams climbing Knife Mountain, and there were many girls.

Li Hai asked: "Do girls also have to crawl?"

The calf head glanced at him and said with a smile: "When you get to the underworld, there will be no distinction between you, male or female, old or young. Those are the yin and yang distinctions that only exist when people reproduce in the underworld. When we get to the underworld, everyone will be the same, absolutely equal!"

Li Hai was stunned. He didn't expect that people in the underworld would pursue equality.

Awesome!

At this moment, Li Hai saw a commotion coming from the queue over there.

He looked over.

Then I saw a male ghost who had just climbed the mountain of swords come back and said to Gui Cha: "Brother Gui Cha, this is my goddess. She died in an accident with me. She has never suffered. I will take my place for you." Can she climb Dao Mountain? I’ve already climbed it once, and it’s no problem to climb it again!”

The ghost frowned and looked at him, then looked at the so-called goddess in the male ghost's mouth.

This goddess...

At this moment, he was whispering to another male ghost.

Obviously they are a couple!

What are you doing here to join in the fun?

Licking the dog!

You licking dog will lick you even if you die, right?

Guizha looked at him with a sneer: "Okay, but climbing for others is ten times the substitute. The female ghost is free of knife once, but you have to climb ten times! Are you willing?"

The dog-licking ghost had a hesitant expression on his face when he heard that he had to climb the knife mountain ten times.

But after a moment, he glanced at his goddess, gritted his teeth, and nodded firmly: "I do!"

Guizhan was filled with admiration for a moment.

Dude, you are awesome!

If you are a dog licker, I admire you for being a ruthless person.

Gui Cha nodded immediately: "Okay, then you can go over."

Such an awesome dog licker even convinced Gui Cha.

If he wants to climb ten times, he can climb it ten times.

However, just when the ghost messenger had let him go, the dog-licking ghost asked another question.

As soon as this question was asked, even Guizhan's three views were instantly shattered.

Male dog licker: "Master Ghost, actually I have one more request. Can I climb twenty times? I think even his boyfriend will take his place."

Gui Cha: "????"

Gui Cha: "Are you sick?"

Are you addicted to climbing Daoshan?

You can still understand that woman. After all, the goddess is faith.

But what do you mean by standing in for that man?

Licking and licking, the head and butt are reversed?

When the Boiling Sheep and the Two-faced Turtle see you, they all have to call you Grandmaster!

Originally, Guizha thought this licking dog was so awesome that he would climb the mountain of swords ten times for the goddess.

Now Gui Cha thinks that this dog-licking thing is stupid. Forget it if he licks a girl. You and his boyfriend are also together.

How fucking stupid!

Guizhan was directly disgusted.

He picked up the ghost whip in his hand and gave the licking dog Li Gui a whip.

The fierce dog-licking ghost was slapped hard, and he immediately screamed: "Ah!"

Gui Cha: "You! All three of you, climb the knife mountain for me! 100 times for each of you! Until your soul is cut to pieces by the knife!"

Guizha: Disgusting! How disgusting!

He was a licking dog in the world of heaven, licking him all the way to the underworld.

Even ghosts dare to be disgusting, right?

Each person directly receives 100 sword mountains!

He doesn't believe that this licking dog can help?

If you replace someone, you have to pay ten times the price. This one replacement is like a thousand swords.

After climbing the soul body, the soul immediately disappeared! It was just right!

The dog-licking ghost and the male and female ghost heard it 100 times, and they instantly looked like they were going to die.

His expression was miserable.

Looking at this farce, Li Hai couldn't help but shake his head and click his tongue.

It turns out that even if a licking dog dies, it will still become a licking dog!

Impressed!

This is awesome!

Xiao Niutou also watched the farce for a while, and Xiao Niutou shook his head: "It was fine before, but in recent years, as the development of Yangjian is getting better and better, there are more and more talents, and there are different jokes every day. .

Brother, it's getting late, let's go to the Ninth Hall as soon as possible. His Highness King Ping Ping should have received the news of the golden letter, and he is probably waiting for us in the Ninth Hall now. "

Li Hai did not dare to neglect, nodded and followed the calf head.

On the way, Li Hai also asked about his doubts.

He asked if the calf's head was the one among the black and white impermanence, the bull's head and the horse's face in the underworld.

As a result, this question scared the calf head.

It quickly said: "Brother, don't make fun of me. The bull-headed horse-faced man you talk about in the world of the world has a very high status in the underworld. He is ranked among the top ten handsome men. Every one of them has the power to reach heaven. How can we, little bastards, do it?" What about comparison?

I just look like a bull's head, don't make a fuss. "

Calf head: I have a bull head. Could it be that I am the green cow that Taishang Laojun sat down on?

Bad stuff you really suck at.

Go to hell now!