Back Off, Let Me Come

"Xiaofang isn't going back today?"

Riding the pig halfway up the mountain, Shen Tang felt uncomfortable from the sun. She sat on the pig's back and turned around steadily, switching from riding the pig frontally to riding backwards. Her eyes swept over Zhai Le, and she suddenly found The topic of chatting, he crossed his legs while teasing.

"I thought your cousin would set up a gate for you."

Zhai Le was both funny and puzzled.

"Access control? Why is there access control?"

Qi Shan heard the noise and turned his head to look. Sure enough, he saw Shen Tang sitting in a strange posture - riding a pig backwards and crossing his legs. He was not afraid that the black-faced man would suddenly bump up and down, and reminded him in a low voice: "You... What sitting position? Youli, sit tight!"

Shen Tang looked up at him and smiled for praise.

"I've been sitting pretty well. Hehe, isn't it awesome?"

Even she marveled at her balancing abilities.

Qishan: "..."

Shen Tang made Qi Shan speechless with just a few words. With a bit of pride in his brows about "a great victory", he continued chatting with Zhai Le: "Of course it's because you are young."

Which brother would trust such a young brother to spend the night in a bandit's den deep in the mountains, where birds can't poop and chickens can't lay eggs. In the middle of the night, there are groups of wild wolves lying on the top of the mountain to accompany him to sleep. She would definitely be worried if she was left as Shen Tang.

Zhai Le was speechless, Qi Shan burst into laughter.

A child aged 11 or 12 used a mature tone to say "You are still young" to a teenager who is already considered a child, which really made people laugh.

Zhai Le pursed his lips: "Brother Shen, I'm not young anymore."

"You said you are not young?"

But looking horizontally and vertically, he is still a high school student.

Zhai Le patted his chest: "Of course he is not young. My classmates who are about the same age as me all have one or two children."

In Zhai Le's heart, he is already a man.

What access control does a man need?

He is such a big man, and he is still a seventh-class official. Even if he is thrown into the battlefield, he will not die. There is really nothing in Xiaocheng that can threaten his life, so his cousin will not care too much.

Worrying about him is better than worrying about his enemies having no one to collect their corpses.

Shen Tang: "..."

Students in the second and third grade of high school...

The father of one or two children? ? ?

There was no way she could equate the two identities.

In fact, most brave warriors grow up faster than their peers. Zhai Le can look almost his actual age, thanks to his boyish face. If his family hadn't been very cautious about his marriage, he might have been single.

Zhai Le became curious when this topic came up.

What kind of woman would a wonderful man like Brother Shen be paired with?

"Hey, what kind of woman does Brother Shen like?"

Shen Tang: "...Why do you like the lady???"

Can't she like a boy?

Zhai Le laughed loudly and said: "Of course it's because you have more people to play with you. That's great! That's what my father and mother said. It's a pity that the women they look at are too gentle and demure. I feel like playing with me Less than one piece. Alas, I wanted them to help me find someone who could fight, but I was too embarrassed to say..."

Qishan: "..."

Lili: "..."

Shen Tang: "...Find someone who can fight to play with you?"

Good guy, are you going to perform a full martial arts show every day?

"Yes, yes, but such a noble lady is so hard to find. I like to practice archery, hunting and martial arts, and my future wife likes to talk about poetry and the thrush girl. We can't talk about it." Zhai Le pretended to be someone who has come before. He said, "It's important to have a good conversation."

"...I sympathize with you, but women don't have the courage to do so. No matter how good they are in martial arts, they can't withstand your moves, right?"

I accidentally made the headlines in the news.

Upon hearing this, the curve of Zhai Le's mouth gradually disappeared, and he said regretfully: "That's right, why can't women be literary and courageous?"

It seemed like he was asking himself and Shen Tang.

Lili's eyelids trembled at the side, and there was finally a trace of ripples in his calm eyes. This question is not only puzzled by Zhai Lehui, but it is probably also the question that many women around the world ask unwillingly when they dream about it at midnight - why can't women be literary and courageous?

If there is——

Maybe I wouldn't be so helpless back then.

In the eyes of outsiders, the poisonous spider is domineering, sentimental and romantic, but in his memory it has a completely different face.

The scene that impressed him the most was her hugging him, asking with grief, anger and reluctance why women couldn't do it.

If there is Wen Xin, who can manipulate her?

[Brother, I just want to raise a face that I like. 】

【Your favorite? A slave? Shame on you! 】

[It’s not like you’re a husband, what’s the shame? 】

[It’s a shame for you to have a relationship with him! He is not even as good as the handyman who washes the bucket in the backyard. What do you dislike about him? Tall, good in sex, and good-looking? That’s all. Later, brother will help you get to know a few more Sibao County residents...]

【Brother! 】

[When you cried in the past, I never ignored you, but this guy is really bad. You can keep it for fun, but you can’t take it seriously! You look at the flowers and plants outside and let them know that they can't compare to such a thing? If it doesn’t work, it doesn’t work! 】

As a party involved, Li Li had no right to interrupt, but he knew very well the final outcome of the rivalry between the brothers and sisters——

There is no doubt that the wife who lives in her brother's house as a widow has no right to say "no" to the brother who gave her the privilege.

Especially when her brother gave an ultimatum——

With Lili, there is no brother like him.

The only thing Lili could do was to ask himself to leave.

Just like what was shown in the painting - he was taking care of a rare and exquisite pot of double-pedaled peonies. In the painting, he seems to take good care of the flowers, but everyone knows that once they leave the soil and the flower pot, the wind and rain outside will completely wither it.

Li Li fell into her own world and vaguely heard Shen Tang's voice in her ears. She said: "I think... the possibility that women cannot be literary and courageous has nothing to do with the female body, and it has nothing to do with who holds the national seal. It has something to do with it. How did the first batch of literary minds and brave men come into being back then? The monarch held the national seal, and his subjects were divided into civil and military fortunes according to their merits, and they were forcibly condensed..."

This was the first time Zhai Le heard this statement, and he felt it was new, but he quickly found the loophole. He said: "It's not that women can't sense the energy of heaven and earth. In fact, they can feel it, but they can't keep it in their bodies. What's more, women can't feel it. Unable to open up the Dan Mansion..."

This is the key to the inability to unite literary heart and courage.

If it can be retained, it will definitely be able to condense.

Therefore, it is generally believed to be a female body problem.

Shen Tang: "..."

She didn't know whether to say something or not.

The woman you see in front of you is a woman!

It's a pity that she can't tell.

Shen Tang was also curious, why did he have Wen Xin?

Could it be that the time travel master saw that she would die too easily at the start of hell, so he forced her to die? She always felt that it couldn't be that simple, and there must be some inside story that she didn't know about.

At this time, Qi Shan joined the group chat: "Shen Xiaolangjun's guess is not unreasonable. Shan also heard someone put forward a similar point of view when he was traveling abroad. He said that in order to confirm this guess, all it takes is for a woman to be born in any country. My lord, there are female officials in the court, and finally the civil and military talents will be added to see if we can condense the literary heart and military courage... However, this is obviously impossible."