Became an Extra in a Youth JRPG Game

43 – Amusement Park (1)

Anyway, after a bit of fuss was sorted out, we immediately bought the free pass.

I don’t know if I’ll benefit from the free pass, but buying a free pass is the national rule of amusement parks.

“Then let’s go!”

Umi said that and led me.

“Wait…It’s vulgar when you openly engage in skinship like that! Your vulgar personality is revealed.”

Taiga started to get angry for some reason.

“Huh? Shota and I are actually dating. Can’t we do skinship?”

Umi put her body close to me with a relaxed expression.

Something…Umi got stronger. Exactly, right after the accident with me. Should I say that it gave me confidence… Anyway, it was.

“Yes? Then I can do it too.”

Taiga crossed his arms right at me. My left and right arms were sealed by two people.

Is this… How Exodia feels?

“Why are you crossing your arms?! I can but you can’t!!”

Umi immediately threw a check ball at Taiga.

“He’s my little boy. Whatever he does is legal.”

Taiga, in his 8 years of age, showed morality comparable to that of a yakuza.

“Really…!! Shota. Why are you making such a happy face!!! Hurry up and get rid of Taiga!!!”

Cried Umi.

“Beep….. I’m a binary based machine. I don’t have any options other than either keep them all away from me, or allow both of them to cross their arms.”

I immediately imitated the machine.

Yes. I was stupid An idiot who only knows 0 and 1…

“What bullsh*t!!”

“This was a bit novel!!”

Umi and Taiga immediately put an arm bar on my arm. It’s because these guys are getting better and better.

“Sash*ts…”

Anyway, there was a limit to passing it off as bullsh*t. I spit my help towards Sasitth.

“Hmph. Everyone is excited about this.”

The Sasits looked at the scenery of the amusement park with the chicest expression possible.

“I see. Is everyone tired of peace… Well, that’s the common sense.”

That… It’s good to work hard on the concept, but it wasn’t persuasive to say this while holding a bunch of churros and mini popcorn. You are enjoying yourself so much.

——

Anyway, we decided to start with the unpopular attractions.

“Wow!!! Shota! Try this!! Shota is a bit like a dog! He’s easy on anyone!”

However, Umi kept her eyes off the place selling goods. Umi was holding her headband. The dog’s ears were pricked up.

The price is 2,500 yen. Does it make sense that a cheap headband costs over 20,000 won?

“Unexpectedly, doesn’t it look like a cat? It cries all the time.”

Tyga said as if he didn’t know what to do, and held up a headband with cat ears.

“Cats don’t cry with a sigh!”

“Uhhhhh. It must be funny to have a cat that cries like that.”

Soon after, they both started talking.

“Try both.”

“Yes. These older sisters will judge what suits you better.”

The two immediately subdued me and put a headband on.

“Don’t do it!! It’s cute when a girl wears it!! It makes the mood go down when a guy wears it!!”

I immediately tried to resist. However, Umi and Taiga took advantage of their physical advantage and overpowered me right away.

Molkan-!

The voluptuous breasts pressed me from both sides.

“Go, touching the chest…Strength…!”

Momentarily, the power began to drain with great momentum.

“Shota. Even if you try to resist, only you will find it difficult.”

Umi then whispered a word of hers to me.

“Do you want to taste the defense game at home later?”

“Awesome!!!!”

I had no choice but to succumb to that threat. I possessed the world I wanted at best, but I didn’t want to die as a fortune teller.

First of all, I wore a dog headband with the feeling of a scholar cutting a topknot.

“………”

Umi looked at me silently. Umi’s face turned red.

“Hey… Umi? I need to react.”

Consistently expressionless made me really want to commit suicide.

Terok-!

Umi grabbed my arm right away.

“I can’t do it. Shota… To a place where there are few people with me… Huh? Let’s go. I can’t do it. I…”

Umi immediately tried to f*ck me.

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“Hey!! Then I got arrested by the police for lewd performances!!!”

You really can’t stop him?

Something…Umi opened Pandora’s box. Shortly after opening her eyes to s*x, she became a s*x drive monster.

“…Gwa, that’s fine.”

Taiga also stared at me with her face blushing.

Rather laugh it off. I think this reaction is more awkward.

“But the cat is better!! Look!”

Tyga immediately put on a cat headband.

“Whoa…This isn’t bad either.”

“He has something with his eyes raised. Is he like a cat?”

The two exchanged opinions.

“Shota. Cry like a cat.”

Said Umi.

“Umiya. There are things that even I can’t do.”

I tried to refuse but ended up pretending to be a cat. Because Taiga raised his fist.

In the end, the two bought both headbands.

The financial sense of a high school girl who burns more than 50,000 won on two headbands was just scary.

“Later…… When you get home, don’t you know? Let’s put on this headband and make it an animal concept.”

Umi raised her eyes, which glistened with her lust, and said.

No. It’s scarier after I go home.

Mr. Asuna… Master Gonzaemon. Sorry. I woke up the monster. Monsters of lust.

“Sacits…”

I looked at Sasitth, the only key to solving this mess.

Click-!

The Sasits were taking pictures while standing next to a mascot wearing a doll mask.

“Thank you!! I’ll give you a stamp!!”

The frog-shaped mascot immediately slammed the attraction stamp.

“If you collect all of them, you can apply for a prize… That’s a low-key trick. But I won’t let it go.”

Sarsitth muttered that with a strangely happy expression.

You’re enjoying yourself so well. I ended up hanging around like that.

——–

According to Umi’s theory of amusement park, we decided to ride the rides with few people first.

Beep-! Beep-!

At the same time as the famous classic with an 8-bit twist came out, I got on the merry-go-round.

Ahh… It’s healing. This appropriate speed and appropriate boredom were the fun factor.

“Uhh! Ehh!!!”

Umi and Taiga were still on the teacup-shaped attraction attached to the merry-go-round. Taiga was spinning the teacup with tremendous force. It was almost like a centrifuge.

“Kyahahahahaha! Taiga!! Stop it!!”

Umi laughed happily while stopping Taiga. Well…The two of them were quite a match for fighting every day.

——

After that, we took turns riding the rides that Jammin would ride.

“You have to collect stamps.”

Strangely, Sasice gave the order. Because they had to stamp, Sasits tried to ride as many attractions as possible. He’s really enjoying himself. I forgot about the cool concept and enjoyed it.

Anyway, after conquering the rides one after another, we decided to take a rest on a bench.

I was worried about the people around me. Well, Umi was an overwhelming beauty, and Taiga was also a beauty on the level of Umi, as long as she didn’t show off as a bully. The envious gazes of the men focused on me and Sasitth. To be honest, I didn’t feel bad. I guess I feel a sense of superiority. Anyway, so it was.

“Now I’m going to start working on popular attractions.”

Said Umi.

“It’s true. There are stamps that can only be stamped there.”

Sasitth said while holding up a piece of stamped paper with more than half a stamp on it. He even had a five-layer ice cream in his hand. He was eating ice cream with great force.

“Because it’s daytime, the line will be a bit long, but it gets longer if you go later.”

Umi said that and tried to get up.

It was then.

“You guys, don’t you go to the zoo?”

A man stopped us.

A giraffe-patterned shirt and a giant wearing a giraffe mask were in front of our eyes.

“aaah!!! You’re crazy!!!”

Umi immediately spat out rude words.

“So!! You’re almost like a shota bastard?”

Taiga laughed too.

No. What does that mean? Why did I become synonymous with crazy?

“The giraffe monster has appeared!!”

I let out a roar involuntarily.

“You… I heard your passionate speech in front of the amusement park.”

At that time, Giraffe Man looked straight at me.

Damn it… I got the attention of a madman.

“Certainly, a zoo wouldn’t be a zoo without giraffes. Because there are no giraffes, our zoo is just flying flies.”

Giraffe Man pointed to the entrance of the zoo.

It was really empty. Only an elderly couple who seemed to like walks were leisurely walking along the zoo trails.

Initially, there were only a few exhibits. The only thing worth seeing was the monkey. The rest were ubiquitous animals such as dogs, cats, and hamsters. Can we call this a zoo? That’s what I was thinking.

“If only there was a giraffe…!!! Unipasha Studio in Osaka would be able to grow to the level of Jidori Land in Tokyo!!!”

He immediately raised his clear eyes beyond the doll mask and said.

“No… Would a giraffe change so drastically?”

Umi took the habit of drinking porridge.

“We repeatedly suggested to the management of this Emosh*ta Land to put a giraffe in it. But they refused with various excuses.”

Said the giraffe man.

“I knew I couldn’t do it on my own, so I even created a non-profit organization. The Giraffe Seekers, or Searchers for Short.”

I found out useless information that I really didn’t want to know.

“I’m collecting petitions to put a giraffe in now. Could you sign me? It won’t take long.”

Giraffe Man handed over a paper and a pen.

Well…We signed the petition because we refused.

After that, Giraffe Man approached other users.

Of course, they all hardened their faces and started running away. That’s not a common reaction.

“Something… Are there many people like Shota in the world?”

Umi murmured.

“What a person like me!!!”

That feels really bad! I’m not that crazy!!!

Anyway, after taking a break, we immediately hit the roller coaster.

I stood in line for 30 minutes, but the time I sat on the roller coaster was only 1 minute.

It’s fun… But I couldn’t get rid of the thought that it was a waste of time. That’s an amusement park