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Ruda has not thought about his own retirement now, because he has long forgotten what he said at the beginning: as long as the opponent scores a goal, he will retire on the spot!

Of course, you can be picky about these words, after all, an own goal scored by the opposite side is another kind of goal.

But if you really want to pick a word, then he has a lot to do when he retires in situ. Anyway, as long as he is shameless, he can't do anything!

Of course, the Swedes didn't have time to think about these things at this time. This own goal made them really hopeless, and they could no longer have any extra thoughts. Naturally, resistance was out of the question.

So the Chinese team, which had already scored 12 goals, still got what they wanted in the last few minutes. Finally, with the help of the whole team, Mao Xiuquan got a piece of cake in the small penalty area and brought it to his mouth!

The ball really came to his mouth. When Chen Haonan burst into the penalty area, he could hit the goal, but he insisted on passing the ball to Shang Yun who was unguarded.

Shang Yun was already unguarded in the penalty area, but he still broke into the small penalty area and hooked the defenders, especially the goalkeeper, before passing the ball to Mao Xiuquan, who was also unguarded.

At this time, Mao Xiuquan raised his leg to block the empty goal in the small penalty area, and the ball flew into the goal of the Swedish team for the thirteenth time without hindrance!

And at the moment when the football flew into the gate, a Swedish player fell to the ground and couldn't get up.

All the Swedish fans at the scene closed their eyes in despair. They had expected to be scored just now.

But when this moment really came, they were still unbearable.

But there is no way, if they can barely struggle with 8 players vs 9 players.

Then when 7 vs 9, they really can't form an effective defense anymore.

Therefore, Chen Haonan was able to break into the penalty area very easily, and Shang Yun and Mao Xiuquan were in the air without defense one after another after the defense was chaotic.

"Fuck, another one fell down, if you can't get up, wouldn't you be directly betrayed?"

"The Swedes are kind. If one fell earlier, they wouldn't be kicked out of a devilish score!"

"No, wouldn't it be more embarrassing to do so?"

"The Swedes are not stupid. If they stand up and lose, they still have the hope of bearing the humiliation and making a comeback. But if they kneel down and admit defeat, then the young people in Sweden will no longer have the dignity to play football standing up."

"..."

Fans all over the world are discussing the most dramatic game in the history of the World Cup tonight, especially the very unlucky but exaggerated score for the West!

Even Wu Jie felt that this match was too bizarre. If it hadn't happened in reality, no screenwriter, no matter how imaginative, would dare to write it like this. "Shaolin Soccer" is really not so outrageous!

The Chinese team did achieve an ending that even the Devils couldn't complete. They really let the opponent lose the game directly due to insufficient numbers!

At this time, the referee had confirmed that the cramped Swedish player could no longer continue the game. Although there was less than a minute left before the 90-minute game time, and the score was already 13:0 against the sky, the referee According to the rules, the referee no longer allowed the game to continue, and directly sentenced the Swedish team to lose!

"Is it finally over?"

"I can finally go home!"

"God! I don't want to play football anymore!"

"..."

At this moment, all the Swedish players sat down on the lawn, and even a few players who were heartbroken cried out on the spot.

This is another scene that even Wu Jie couldn't expect, they actually kicked the Swedish team to tears?

"They actually cried?"

"What should we do? Do we want to comfort him?"

"Look at the score, how dare you go up to comfort me!"

"Then what should we do? It doesn't seem too good for us to sneak away!"

"Of course it's not good to sneak away, but it's even worse to go up to comfort him now!"

"Well, let's just stand still and wait for them to come up to exchange jerseys, or wait for them to leave first."

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The Chinese players are also very embarrassed at this time, they really don't know what to do.

Now it is easy to be scolded for going up to comfort, and it is easy to be scolded for not going up, and it is likely to be scolded for doing nothing!

This should be the price of making history. They played such an outrageous score tonight, it must be cool, but after the game, even many soft-hearted Chinese fans will have to criticize them.

At this time, the commentators from various countries also used horrified expressions and tones, introducing that the Chinese team broke the record of 11 goals in a single game they had just created, and at the same time completed the first time in the history of the World Cup-every player on the field at the end of the game. The miracle of scoring!

If you really study this record carefully, even the opposing player has scored a goal, which is really a pain in the ass!

The embarrassment on the part of the Chinese players ended soon, because soon after the captain of the Swedish team came up and said a few words that he couldn't remember clearly afterwards, the rest of the Swedish players couldn't care less about exchanging jerseys. Fly away from the stadium.

This made the Chinese players heave a sigh of relief, and then also fled this stadium that had just given birth to several new records.

This in itself is quite a miracle, both the winner and the loser actually escaped from the scene!

"Stop talking, I'm announcing now that I'm retiring!"

What Ruda said at the post-match press conference made this outrageous game even more unreal.

The reporters at the scene never thought that Ruda would say that. They just wanted to disgust Ruda.

But I didn't expect this guy to say such a sentence on the spot after hearing his own misinterpreted words!

"Wait, this guy won't announce his comeback tomorrow, will he?"

After being stunned for a while, the reporters at the scene quickly thought of a possibility that they had nothing to do from Ruda's undisguised mocking expression.

That's right, this **** Luda is completely capable of doing such a thing!

The reporters at the scene finally understood that embarrassing Lu Da was absolutely impossible.

Because based on the heinous performance of the Chinese team and his own excellent performance, even if he is really broken by the opponent scoring a goal, the stain formed will not really affect his status, but will make him And the Chinese team is more topical.

This is the advantage of being strong enough, just like many systems and local customs of the bald eagle are obviously anti-human, and even disgusting.

But when other people’s lighthouses shine brightest, these will not affect the outside world’s yearning and worship for them. There are even great Confucian scholars in various countries who interpret scriptures for them, and no matter how bad they are, they can become the best for you.

Chinese football now has various people and media chanting scriptures for it. The reasons for the rise of various Chinese football often make Wu Jie feel that the perspective is strange, and his own growth experience is so outrageous that he feels like he is reading a book. other people's legendary biographies.

But of course he is happy to see the results of all this. I believe that the Germans and Japanese in the original plane must be very happy when they hear about things like oiled paper bags and summer camps. At the same time, they despise the stupid rabbit.

"You have scored an unbelievable 29 goals in three games, but do you know how many goals the rest of the teams combined? How many goals do you want to score this World Cup?"

Since the on-site media knew that they could not embarrass Lu Da, they naturally handed over the microphone to Wu Jie.

"Our goal is not to score goals, but to be on the way to scoring every moment."

Wu Jie's answer is very strong, but what makes the media so painful is that if you think about it carefully, the Chinese team seems to have really done it like this!

These media also know why the Chinese team is so concerned by fans all over the world, because there are too many defensive footballs in this World Cup.

At this time, the group stage is basically over, but if the average number of goals scored is not included in the exaggerated number of the Chinese team, it will undoubtedly reach the lowest level in history.

But because of the terrifying number of goals scored by the Chinese team, they almost single-handedly raised the average number of goals scored in the entire tournament.

This also makes Chinese football shine like the sun in the environment where utilitarian football is being played all over the world.

So even for some extremely racist fans, it is difficult not to pay special attention to the Chinese team's game at this time.

"The Chinese team qualified for the group stage with a perfect record. Which team do you hope to meet in the knockout round?"

This is a question from a Brazilian reporter. This year’s World Cup has adopted new rules for the upper and lower halves of the division. The Chinese team, the team in the lower half of the division, can only draw the second place in the four groups in the first half of the division in the knockout draw according to the rules. name as an opponent.

At this time, a scene that frightened the Argentines and Brazilians appeared, because they have already confirmed that they are the second place in their respective groups, which means that they have a 25% chance of becoming the first opponent of the Chinese team in the knockout round.

"I have to congratulate the Yin Lang team. It is not easy for them to get the first place in the group, but it is also the best reward for their hard work!"

Wu Jie can't answer such stupid questions at all, but Yin Lang's team actually qualified first in Group B with 1 win and 2 draws, especially squeezing Argentina to the second place, which really surprised him .

This was indeed one of the biggest surprises in this tournament. The Yin Lang team was undefeated in the group stage, which was beyond their imagination.

But this small miracle was finally attributed to China, including Yin Langren himself. Whoever made the heroes who helped Yin Langren qualify for the group were all players who played in the A-League without exception, which made Yin Langren feel I think it is the reason why their players have been trained and grown in the Chinese league.

Group F where the Chinese team is in belongs to the group for the final match, so all the matches of each group will end the next day.

The final 16 qualifying places have all been determined, including the bottom 16 team rankings have also been finalized.

The bottom-ranked team here cannot be someone else, but the Swedish team that suffered a disaster at 0:13.

As the shame of Asian football, the Saudi team also became the deputy squad leader with a three-game losing streak.

Qatar ranked 25th with a record of 1 draw and 2 losses, but they are satisfied enough with this result.

Australia also had one draw and two losses, but they had one more goal difference than Qatar, and finally ranked 24th.

If you only look at these three teams, then Asian football can still only compete with Africa.

But when they saw North Korea, the third group in the Asian division, at least the England fans would not be able to laugh, because North Korea and them both had a record of 1 win and 2 draws. The former only ranked second because of the disadvantage of goal difference The group is second.

That's right, the third team in Asia is actually North Korea.

No, it should be said at this time: North Korea actually qualified for the group?

This is something that Wu Jie did not expect in advance, but I have to sigh that North Korea is really a dark horse in the World Cup. Not only did they draw with the powerful Netherlands on paper in the first match, but they even defeated Colombia, which is not weak in the second match. ~www.NovelMTL.com~ What made England fans dare not speak out was the game against North Korea. If they hadn’t tied the score at the last moment with an obviously offside ball, they would have become second in the group up.

But it is precisely because of the disgrace that even Ping is flat, English football has become the object of ridicule in Europe in recent days, and even the Dutch, who were out of the group, dare to laugh at the British elders.

Because of the incredible performance of North Korea and Yin Lang, Asian football has taken half of the football desert hat off in one fell swoop.

This is three teams qualifying!

The Chinese team is even more incomprehensible and powerful that they dare not even write novels!

If in the next World Cup, five or six Asian teams can still enter, and half of them can qualify for the group stage, then the hat of football desert will be completely taken off.

At this time, all the credit will be attributed to China, the Asian fans of League A, and even the fans in Europe and South America. At this time, many young players really have the idea of ​​playing in League A.

This is not nonsense. Although European players do not have this idea, some young players from Africa and South America really have the idea of ​​playing in the A-League at this time.

First of all, the salary of League A is not low. Although it cannot be compared with the top leagues in Europe, compared with the leagues of South American countries, the salary of players in China League A is even higher than that of the Brazilian League and the Argentine League.

It's not just that the maximum salary is higher, but from the minimum salary to the average salary, League A is higher than Brazil and Argentina.

So in the future, players from Africa and South America will come to China to play football. That's not just talk, but some people are really preparing to participate in the draft of the League A in the next few years!