Bird Dude Nie Bufan

　　 The sun is shining, the chicken is called grass fragrant, and the chicken nest village is still harmonious.

On such a great day, Nie Bufan picks up eggs every day, while picking up eggs, dreaming that one day the chicken coop village will become a zoo. It is a pity that the number of abnormal eggs that can be hatched outside the village is scarce, and there are only a few lucky little guys at present, on the contrary, a lot of strange things are found.

Nie Bufan just remembered now, should he go digging for treasure? Let the group of tomb robbers continue to toss, how much of the good things of Taobao Taoist is left?

So, he went to the nineteenth goddess with a generous mood. As soon as I walked to the gate of the yard, I saw Si Chenyu walking out of it.

Bufan Nie raised his hand and greeted him: “Brother wet, early, where are you?”

Si Chenyu glanced at him, walked over a few steps to block his way, and asked: “Nie Bufan, actually the fifth key is on you, right?”

Bufan Nie did not move, and asked in a particularly calm tone: “Why did Brother Shi say this? Xiaosheng puzzled.”

Si Chenyu narrowed his eyes: “The more ghosts in your heart, the more serious your expression will be. Now I’m sure you are holding the key!”

Nie Bufan rubbed his face, and after letting go of his hand, he showed a surprised expression, “Why did Brother Wet say this? Xiaosheng was puzzled.”

“…” Three black lines emerged from Si Chenyu’s forehead, and the corners of his mouth twitched.

Satisfied, Nie Bufan chuckled and said: “Brother wet, we will talk next time, I will visit the goddess first.”

Si Chenyu raised his eyebrows and followed him into the yard without saying a word.

Nie Bufan stopped and turned to look at him: “Brother Wet, is there anything else?”

“I remembered that there was a question just now and I forgot to ask the goddess, so I went back and asked again.”

“Oh.” Nie Bufan walked a few steps inside and then stopped, “Ah”, “I remembered that I still have important things to do, so I’d better come to visit the goddess later.”

said, turning around and going out.

Si Chenyu put one hand on the wooden pillar of the courtyard gate, and said lightly: “Do you have any ulterior secrets between you and the goddess?”

“Where is it?” Nie Bufan waved his hand, “I am not familiar with the goddess yet?”

“Really?” Si Chenyu said nonchalantly, “I remember your friendship when you went to the kiln together.”

“…” Speaking of walking around the kiln, Nie Bufan remembered the tragic night when he first lost his Zhencao. It’s really unbearable to look back, unbearable, unbearable…

Nie Bufan brushed his hair and said deeply: “A man and a man go to the kiln. That is the deep friendship that you attacked me. But when a man and a woman go to the kiln, it must be a tragic entanglement of disgust. This point, yes. There are substantial differences.”

Si Chenyu twitched the corners of his mouth a few more times, then pressed his throat and said, “Then you are still visiting the goddess? As you said, you two look tired of each other.”

Nie Bufan stretched out a finger and shook it from side to side, and replied: “I never like to have a relationship with others. If you have a relationship, you must find a way to improve the relationship.”

Can you talk more? Of all the residents in Jiwo Village, which one hasn’t been crippled by you?

Si Chenyu looked at him with a silent roar from the soul.

“Okay, I’m busy for now, please feel free to wet brother.” Nie Bufan lowered his waist, got under Si Chenyu’s arm, and stepped out.

took a few steps, stopped, turned around and said, “Brother Wet, what do you do with me?”

“I’m in a good mood, just stroll around freely.” Si Chenyu looked at the sky, feeling leisurely.

OK then. Nie Bufan shrugged, humming the divine song and continued walking, like the leader of inspection work along the way, waving to the chickens around from time to time.

The chicken group is very face-saving and responds one by one.

Looking at Nie Bufan’s deceitful demo, Si Chenyu really had the urge to kick it.

Nie Bufan walked out of the village and walked to the pool where he took the key, and then began to take off his clothes.

“You…what are you doing?” Si Chenyu watched his actions, his fingers trembling.

“It’s too hot, go down and cool down.” After a while, Nie Bufan took off himself with only his pants, waved his hands, squatted with his legs, and started the preparatory exercise before entering the water. That luo’s exposed back showed a graceful curve with his movements, shining in the sun.

Si Chenyu looked away uncomfortably, feeling a little hot.

He has never met a guy who dared to show his rude in front of him in his entire life. Nie Bufan’s behavior cannot be described as vulgar, but there is a kind of casual and unrestrained manner, that is, sometimes it is too bad…

While thinking about it, he heard a “puff” and the person was already in the water.

A few strings of water drops splashed on his face, bringing some coolness.

Si Chenyu looked back, only to see Nie Bufan got out of the water with a happy expression and waved at him: “Brother Shi, do you want to come down and cool off?”

“No need.” Si Chenyu refused without thinking.

In the education he received since childhood, there was no rule of taking a bath in the open air in broad daylight.

But watching Nie Bufan having so much fun, he was a little bit envious and jealous inexplicably.

What’s even more hateful is that he also made all kinds of funny movements, sometimes backstroke, sometimes dog crawling, sometimes standing upside down, twitching two feet, or touching one or two fish from the water.

“Hey, don’t blame me for not reminding you, you will regret if you don’t come down.” Nie Bufan touched his face and said leisurely.

Si Chenyu pursed his mouth and said nothing.

“Ah, do you know how to swim?” Nie Bufan suddenly felt as if he had discovered something, sympathizing, “Then don’t force it.”

Si Chenyu’s face turned black, but still did not speak.

Nie Bufan turned his back to him, showing a deadly smile.

After a random wash, he swam ashore.

Si Chenyu said strangely: “Is it enough?”

“No.” Nie Bufan jumped on the shore a few times.

“Then what are you doing here?”

“For…” Nie Bufan looked at him seriously, “…to drag you into the water.”

Before Si Chenyu could react, he was swept into the water by Nie Bufan.

“No…” Si Chenyu was overwhelmed by the water before he could make a scream that would destroy his image.

Nie Bufan lifted him up and asked concerned: “Are you okay?”

Si Chenyu kept coughing, and did not forget to send a few murderous glances.

Nie Bufan kindly helped him pat his back, and said sincerely: “I teach you to swim, so I won’t be afraid anymore.”

“Who’s afraid!” Si Chenyu said angrily, “If you suddenly dragged me into the water, would I be so embarrassed?”

I knew this guy’s bad roots a long time ago, so why didn’t I know how to guard? Si Chenyu cursed secretly in his heart.

“Do you know how to swim?”

“How difficult is this?”

Nie Bufan curled his mouth boringly, released his hand, and swam away for himself.

Si Chenyu’s face changed slightly, and he held Nie Bufan on the ground, his strength was so strong that he almost pushed him underwater.

Nie Bufan dissatisfied: “Why, do you want to fight in the water? I can’t beat you on the flat ground, so it may not be in the water.”

“Take me ashore!” Si Chenyu ordered.

Nie Bufan stared at him, his eyes suddenly bend, and the corners of his mouth rose: “Oh ha ha ha…”

“What are you laughing at!” Si Chenyu gritted his teeth.

“Just tell me if you’re afraid? What’s the embarrassment?” Nie Bufan laughed.

Si Chenyu’s face became as dark green as Tan Shui, as if he was about to kill in the next moment.

Nie Bufan didn’t notice anything, so he took a handful of water and poured it on him.

With a whistling sound, Si Chenyu seemed to have blue smoke coming out of his head.

Suddenly, he hugged Nie Bufan, and sullied in his ear: “Have fun? Just play more exciting.”

As soon as he finished speaking, he hugged Nie Bufan and sank into the water.

In fact, people who learn martial arts are very good at holding their breath, he just doesn’t like the feeling of being weak under the water, and this guy Nie Bufan is too **** good, just give it a little sun to shine, really treat him as someone else can’t cure him ?

Nie Bufan was caught off guard and choked a sip of water. There was no oxygen left, and he was stunned.

Si Chenyu looked at him and didn’t know how comfortable he was. It was important to experience the fun of playing tricks. It’s no wonder Nie Bufan keeps enjoying it.

If Nie Bufan heard this evaluation, he would definitely cry out for injustice. He was obviously a natural and innocent young man.

Before he had time to be happy, Si Chenyu saw Nie Bufan suddenly turned his head, reached out his hand to hug his neck, kissed his lips accurately, and then pushed her head open unceremoniously, sucking desperately…

Si Chenyu almost sucked her head away. Such a tender and charming scene, being manipulated by him, it really has to be as beautiful as it is!

Nie Bufan took his breath away, removed his lips, kicked Si Chenyu with his foot, indicating that he should go up.

Si Chenyu didn’t feel embarrassed when he came back, letting him pull out of the water.

Nie Bufan took a few breaths, and said with satisfaction, “The air still smells good!”

Si Chenyu stuck to him and snorted.

Nie Bufan squinted at him and said lightly: “I wanted to tell you a secret, but I’m in a bad mood, uncle, so I decided not to tell it.”

Si Chenyu raised his eyebrows and asked lowly in his ear: “What’s the secret?”

Nie Bufan touched his numb ears, and pushed his face away, dissatisfied: “Don’t even think about using beautiful men, I have already experienced a lot of battles, so I won’t take this one.”

“Hundreds of battles?” Si Chenyu said in a more ambiguous voice, “What kind of tactics? This way?”

He encircled Nie Bufan’s waist and held the **** in his pants (forgive me for not knowing what river crab word to use).

“Here is this one again!” Nie Bufan struggled, “Let go!”

“Don’t let it go.” Si Chenyu said in his spare time, “unless you tell me what the secret is.”

“If you want to know… don’t rub it!” What he wanted to say was that he would go into the water if he wanted to know. But Si Chenyu’s strange hand started rubbing his sensitive parts, which made him have to change his mind.

“Okay, don’t rub.” Si Chenyu smiled, “Just tell me.”

Should I play without rubbing?

Nie Bufan was expressionless: “Brother wet, have you been dissatisfied for a long time?”

Si Chenyu paused and was silent.

Nie Bufan sighed: “Oh, next time I go to the kiln, I will remember to call you.”

“Thank you, no, I think you are pretty good.” Si Chenyu lowered Shen to top it maliciously.

Nie Bufan calmly said: “You have to, and I can’t help it. But I have to tell you something.”

“Say it.” Si Chenyu grabbed his earlobe and answered casually.

“Li Yi was also dissatisfied like you before.”

“Ok.”

“After dozens of rounds of fighting with me…”

“How?”

“Finally, Yang Wei is here.”

“……”

The author has something to say: I’m back bird~~~ Hahahahaha…… —_—

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