Bizarre adventures at Hogwarts

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After lunchtime.

The Weasley brothers, dressed as sweeping aunts, forced Joshua into the abandoned girls’ bathroom on the second floor.

“Hey… Both of you… It’s different… People are shy! Don’t do that…”

Joshua looked like he wanted to refuse to return the favor, but the two did not buy his account and pushed Joshua to the toilet fiercely.

“Joshua…” ×2

“Can you explain to us… Why did you leave like that last night? You hurt us in the evening, and Professor McGonagall was punished for standing! Right at the castle gates! ”

“Yes! The two of us were dumbfounded like a sculptural doorman, and Professor McGonagall cast a petrification spell, and we couldn’t move for a while… When the spell’s effect died this morning, I almost thought we were going to freeze to death! ”

George and Fred began to pour bitter water on Joshua, while also constantly making obvious threatening gestures towards Joshua, as if they had just returned from hell.

Joshua smiled awkwardly, and wanted to push the two of them away a little with his hand: “Well~ judging from the results… Only you two were caught, and the deduction did not count mine … It’s also a good thing for the academy…”

But George and Fred still had to push Joshua forward until his back was against the wall.

“Roar~~~ Then you mean to say… Dead Taoist friends are not dead and poor? ”

Joshua wanted to nod his head in praise, but his sixth sense told him that if he did this, he probably wouldn’t see the sun that touched it…

“This… I’m also helpless about this, after all, you have been caught by Hagrid, if I also send the door, then won’t our motives for going to the Forbidden Forest be all exposed? ”

(Thanks to Mr. Fish, who misses the monthly pass!) There are also flowers of Mr. Master Brother and Mr. White Wolf ~~~)

Although Joshua wanted to let the two of them find a group of professors at that time, but then he successfully got out of trouble, it must be that the fewer people who know about it, the better, don’t become the focus of Dumbledore’s observation at that time, and it is not fun to give himself eye medicine when there is nothing to do.

George and Fred were together, and it was clear that they also knew that the bursting magic that Joshua had unleashed in the Forbidden Forest yesterday night could not be known to too many people.

But… Just put this melon baby? That’s too cheap for him, right?!

While the two were worried about how to deal with Joshua, they both thought of the plan they had made yesterday night – to give Joshua great love, not let him go astray, and must lead Joshua to the glorious path of mischief.

So the two Weasley brothers, who were still aggressive just now, looked like they were going to tear Joshua alive, and instantly became pleasant, and even a little flattering.

“Hey, hey…”

“Hey, hey, hey…”

The two of them laughed hehe

“Joshua… You see me: Uh-huh? What do you think? ”

George looked at Joshua from head to toe, and couldn’t help but sigh: This kid is really a good talent and beautiful jade, and he will definitely do something in the future…

Fred stared straight into Joshua’s eyes, eyes are the window of the heart, he can feel that Joshua has not fallen into darkness at this time, but the necessary psychological counseling is still needed, otherwise Joshua will inevitably go astray…

Joshua was stared at by the two of them like this, and he couldn’t help but snort, and his hands quickly protected his upper and lower vital parts.

“You… What are you going to do! I’ll say it first! I’m not interested in that! ”

Joshua hoped that his screaming would make the two realize that their ideas were wrong.

But the Weasley brothers felt that Joshua was really unreasonable, and they clearly wanted to pull him to the right path, but he dared to resist like this? Now that he is like this, if his strength is high and strong in the future, then he will be repaid?!

“Nope! You must listen to us on this matter! ”

“Maybe today you think that the two of us are wrong, that our bend is not suitable for your straight… But later… In the future, you will understand how right we both did to you, and you will be grateful to us! ”

“That’s right! Just open the door to our new world! You’ll discover something new! ”

“This thing is absolutely beautiful! You only have to taste it once and you will never let go again! If you don’t believe me… Then check out us! We are now the best of the food! ”

Bang! Boom la

Joshua’s sea of heart was a thunder of lightning at this time!

His whole body was dumbfounded in place.

He never imagined it… It turns out that the Weasley brothers turned out to be such people!!!

Are twins attractive enough to each other to break worldly boundaries?!

And the main thing is that they are now thinking about pulling themselves ?!

Do you know the taste of the pith? Their bends don’t fit their straight? After tasting it once, you will be reluctant to let go?

Joshua is already convinced!

They are gay

No wonder the two of them are always inseparable! No wonder they always disappear from everyone’s sight from time to time, and then always appear with an inexplicable smile! No wonder the two of them occupy the limelight position of a Quidditch batsman without a girlfriend! No wonder after Fred’s death, George can no longer use the Patronus Charm, which requires happy memories to release!

People say that the country is corrupt, and today it will finally be seen…

Although the two brothers are not beautiful, Joshua feels that he cannot treat them with contempt, sexual orientation issues… That’s a private matter, you can’t manage it yourself…

But they want to pull themselves into the gang …

That’s sorry, it can’t be!

I didn’t have a girlfriend in my last life, but I haven’t given up in this life! How can you be turned into gay when you are almost successful!

“Sorry! Two! This is impossible! I already know the thoughts of the two seniors to ‘love and care for the younger ones’, but I have my own plans for the future life! It is absolutely impossible to go in the direction of the two! You’re going to die this heart!!! ”

Joshua clasped his hands into fists, kicked his feet the ground, and rushed out of the bathroom while the two were distracted by his words. _

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