Build Madness

March 25th, eight o'clock in the morning.

UFO Stadium.

A: "China Five, China Five, good morning, viewers and friends in front of the TV, you are watching the first game of the XBA Men's Basketball Professional League, the live broadcast of the Tiancheng team and the North American professional basketball Dallas Mavericks. "

B: "When it comes to the names of the two teams, everyone may be very unfamiliar..."

A: "Tiancheng team belongs to Tiancheng Construction Co., Ltd., his boss, I believe everyone has heard and seen it, Ge Baiyi! Oh, no, I take back the three words just now, it is Mr. Ge Xiaotian Ge, who is also the latest hit game, The behind-the-scenes boss of Shenlong Legend, of course, Shenlong Legend is owned by Tianyu, and Tianyu also has its own team... Tianyu will play against the North American professional team Timberwolves in two hours!"

B: "Players from both sides are entering the field..."

A: "Wait! Let's take a look at the basketball uniforms of Tiancheng players. Step 1? Bow 1? Sword 1? Ride 1? Weight 1? What does this mean?"

B: "Sorry, due to a staff error yesterday, this station missed the opening ceremony that was supposed to last for two hours but lasted six hours... Now let's look at the information sent by the staff..."

"Bu 1, according to China's ancient arms, belongs to the main army... Tian Cheng defines Bu 1 as a scout, and its position is: point guard! Interesting!"

"Bow 1, it must be a shooter in ancient times... a shooting guard! Hey, think about it carefully, it is indeed the case!"

"Sword 1, it's a bit like the Mo Dao Bing of the Tang Dynasty...Small Forward!"

"Rider 1, Regular Cavalry... Power Forward!"

"Heavy 1, Heavy Cavalry...Center!"

A: "Tiancheng's way of breaking the conventional player numbers is really interesting, but I have to say that the Chinese style is very strong!"

B: "Let's take another look at the Dallas Mavericks...well, the former Mavericks..."

"The audience friends who have watched the North American professional league should be familiar with this team, so I won't introduce it anymore..."

A: "Before the start of the game, there are two very important ceremonies, the live DJ... This girl is so loud, it makes my blood boil with such a distance..."

B: "The first ceremony, raising the national flag, playing the national anthem..."

for a long time.

A: "The second ceremony."

B: "The live DJ has informed the upper-level audience not to panic..."

A: "Yes, please keep your eyes open and look carefully. This is Tiancheng's design that is almost ahead of the world, and it is also the greatest and most ingenious design in the world at the end of the last century... The propulsion auditorium, or the inverted bowl stadium It moved... the third, fourth, and fifth floors are moving forward, and the audience on it is getting closer and closer to the stadium..."

B: "This scene was really shocking. The 16,000 audience members were all excited..."

A: "Sixteen thousand?"

B: "Yes! This is currently the largest basketball stadium in China, which was independently invested and built by Tiancheng..."

"Okay, audience friends, the game is about to start, let's look inside the field..."

B: "In addition, edit the team name and send it to... You may get an electric bicycle, and each game is limited to 500! That's right, 500!"

A: "The game has begun..."

B: "The height of Tiancheng's center is 212, and the height of Lone Ranger's center is 216. Look at this jump ball... Woah, what happened just now? The Lone Ranger's center actually flew upside down?"

A: "Let's watch the replay..."

In the picture, two centers take off at the same time...

However, Tiancheng's center stared angrily, and roared, his voice was thick and penetrating.

"kill!"

Then, the Lone Ranger center trembled in mid-air, frightened by the sound or the momentum, his body swayed, and he lost his balance...

Paji...

A: "..."

B: "..."

On-site DJ, audience, referee: "..."

A: "Is this a foul?!"

B: "Sorry, there doesn't seem to be any regulations on this...Tiancheng team got the ball... Wait! Woah, what happened again?!"

A: "Let's watch the replay again. Tiancheng Bu No. 1 point guard gets the ball, advances, encounters two Lone Rangers blocking, Bu 1 passes the ball to No. 1 shooting guard... the latter passes the midfield , Seeing that no one was defending, just like holding a urinal, spread his legs, and put the ball between his crotch... Throw it? Throw it!!! I'm going, the ball is there!!! Tiancheng team took the lead Scoring 3 points! Unreasonable... This goal is too unreasonable!"

B: "No, this ball is very reasonable. Maybe the audience friends don't know about the Tiancheng team... As far as I know, his way of throwing the ball comes from 'throwing bricks', that's right, throwing bricks! It's like building a house in my hometown , Lao Li threw the bricks from the ground to the roof with bare hands, and even if no one picked them up, he could still stack them in a neat row... To be honest, it was incredible, but I was lucky to see a certain player of the Tiancheng team stack the bricks with ease. On the edge of the basketball board..."

A: "When you say that, I suddenly feel that this action is really full of the hard work and wisdom of the working people..."

B: "..."

A: "The game continued. The Lone Ranger served the ball. The Tiancheng team retreated. The defense was not very strong. The Lone Ranger Nowitzki took the opportunity to shoot a three-pointer...and missed!"

B: "Tiancheng's No. 1 center easily took off the rebound, Jian No. 1 small forward pushed forward, and three Lone Rangers stepped forward to block... Wait, there seems to be a small situation on the court!"

A: "It seems... North American players only recognize the Arabic numeral 1, and don't know step, bow, sword, cavalry, heavy... They made a major mistake in defense... Three players blocked the sword 1, and the other two stared at the number 1 respectively. Bow 1 and Heavy 1, Riding 1 was missed, missed!!! Riding 1 speeds up and rushes into the infield... Fuck, Riding 1 free throw line to take off, the big windmill dunks the opponent's center! Oh hoo!!! The ball went in!!!"

B: "5:0!!!"

A: "It's hard to believe that an enterprise team, which is not even considered an amateur team, can play a 5-0 record against North American professional teams!"

B: "If Boss Ge hears your words..."

A: "Sorry, editor, can you..."

B: "This is a live broadcast!"

A: "Boss Ge's team is really strong! It is beyond the existence of professional teams!"

B: "..."

A: "Let's continue watching the game..."

B: "The Lone Ranger serve...Tiancheng team doesn't seem to be interested in defense at all, they just waved their hands symbolically. The Lone Ranger players didn't feel good today and missed two points. Tiancheng's No. 1 center grabbed the rebound...Long pass , Riding 1 again! Riding 1 again!! Riding 1 is just like his code name, Yiqi Juechen... also jumps from the free throw line, damn it, just such a crisp and direct dunk with both hands! It's... too scary! !!"

A: "Now the score is 7:0, the Lone Ranger coach did not call a timeout, and the game continued... After the Lone Ranger made two mistakes, the head star Finley carried the banner... It is said that his shooting in the 99-00 season of the North American Professional League Shooting 46% from the field, 40% from three, averaging 22.6 points per game, 6.5 rebounds per game, 5.3…”

B: "Finley broke into the interior with the ball, and was blocked by the No. 1 center... Oh! What a subtle back pass, the basketball accurately fell into the hands of Nash, who also made 40% of his three-pointers. The Tiancheng team's step 1 is just a symbol Waving... Nash's jump shot... Fuck, behind Bu 1 is the small forward No.

A: "The change came too suddenly. Sword 1 pushed forward with the ball... The lone ranger quickly returned to defense, and Sword 1 was ready to play hard... No, after he broke into the inside, he threw the ball to the slow speed without looking back, and then ran Chong 1 center entering the infield... Chong 1 took a step, and three Lone Ranger players blocked... Chong 1 ignored the three strong black men who rushed up, held the ball with both hands and raised it high, bent his knees and jumped up ...Oh, I heard that horrible word 'kill' again! Heavy 1 smashed the ball into the basket..."

B: "The three players who rushed forward were all knocked out, and one of them vomited blood. Damn, he vomited blood! The game was suspended, and the medical team of Qingshan Hospital of Traditional Chinese Medicine entered the field..."

A: "Too violent!"

B: "Three dunks in just one minute and a 9-0 score. Such an explosive scene has completely ignited the atmosphere of the entire arena, and all the audience stood up!!!"

A: "Let's take a look at the player profile of the heavy No. 1 center."

B: "Heavy No. 1 center, 33 years old, once played in the South Vietnam battlefield. After retiring, he moved bricks for five years and held steel bars with bare hands for five years..."

A: "..."

What the hell kind of information is this?

What about sports career?

During the timeout, a staff member handed over a note.

A: "Friends from the audience, I just received good news that the Ice Bear Amur State is paying a friendly visit to Jishi... Mr. Governor and the leader of Jishi Shaobaitou came to the competition site, let us follow the camera..."

At this time, the staff handed over a note again.

'The ratings are broken by 15, pay attention to the image when explaining, don't open your mouth and keep your mouth shut, I'm so stupid, I rely on...'

Narrator A and B look at each other and make eye contact.

'you said so? '

'No, what about you? '

'How is it possible, I never say catchphrases and dirty words! '

On the other side, the heavy cavalry had been ordered a long time ago. The scene of bumping into the flying man seemed horrifying, but it was actually only aimed at players with small movements...

The game continues.

Through the timeout, Lone Ranger coach Don Nelson quickly discovered the weakness of the Tiancheng team.

Can't hit the shot!

Actually it does.

Elite units are strong, but that's in combat.

In basketball, three-pointers rely on the projectile characteristics of elite archers.

If other arms want to score, they either dunk or make a few blind shots...

What?

Elite horse archers at power forward?

no horses!

Do you want him to step on the horse and play basketball? Throw a three-pointer?

Therefore, the infantry dribbles from the outside, the archers shoot from the outside, the champion swordsman sneaks up, steals, and blocks shots, and the power forward relies on the bug that he can rush without a horse, and dunks in surprise.

And heavy cavalry.

This thing has changed a little too much.

Once you enter the inner circle, there is almost no solution...

But this is also in line with Ge Xiaotian's positioning of the XBA professional league.

Pay attention to viewing!

Dunk!

Throw!

Dunk!

Therefore, even if the Lone Ranger coach made corresponding arrangements for the team, he still couldn't resist Tian Cheng's 'unreasonable' attack...

A: "Damn it, the No. 1 shooting guard of the Tiancheng team actually threw a basketball with his back to the basket! Go...go in?!"

B: "There is a kind of throwing bricks called back throwing..."

………………

VIP seats.

As early as during the football match in Sancha Township, the young leader knew that Tiancheng's 'players who spent a lot of money to recruit' were incredible.

This is also the main reason why Ji City handed over the Lotus Sports Center to Tiancheng for operation.

Regardless of whether Tiancheng engages in football games or not, he will find a way to help Tiancheng football team win the chance to play in the A-League.

The Lotus Sports Center is the training base of the Tiancheng football team.

But what he never expected was that before football started, Laoshizi XBA would be so popular!

Look at the atmosphere of the scene, the player's skills...

"Oh, God, the strength of the professional North American men's basketball team is really too strong, 25:5!"

The translator took the initiative to correct: "Mr. Governor, you made a mistake, it is Tiancheng 25, Lone Ranger 5!"

"???" "My God, is this a North American team?"

"Look over there, Timberwolves-Garnett, Utah Jazz-Ryoma, Spurs-Kenten, Robinson, Trail Blazers-Wallace, Smith, Pippen...Huh? Wait, that's? Ernst!"

After the translator finished speaking, seeing the suspicious eyes around him, he quickly explained: "He is the current president of the North American Men's Basketball Professional League. I suspect that he led the team here this time not just to snatch the 500 million red notes, but also to take the opportunity to promote North America. Professional League!"

"Hey, this guy has a pretty good idea!" Lao Hong knew the strength of his team, and curled his lips with disdain, "Mr. Governor, how is this basketball stadium?"

"The design is great!" Mr. Governor always kept in mind the purpose of this visit, "I don't know Mr. Ge?"

"Oh! Our boss is very busy, tens of thousands of dollars every minute!" Lao Hong called Lao Yang and knew what the other party was thinking, but with his boss's stingy virtue, he probably would not easily agree to launch a satellite, so , he needs to do something about construction.

for example……

"Mr. Governor, is this basketball game hot?"

“Overcrowded!”

"Yeah, with 16,000 spectators, a full million tickets were sold! Moreover, we are going to hold six games today! In other words, we can get six million in revenue, not including Food, drink and other additional consumption!"

"Oh my god, it's incredible!"

"How is it? Do you want to come to one?"

"Um?"

"Don't worry, we Tiancheng can form a local team for Amur, and I will also help you apply for the XBA league division..." Lao Hong said, squeezing his left eye and raising his eyebrows, "You want our boss to see the return on investment , he will launch a satellite!"

Governor Amur was confused, "But we don't have the money to build a sports center!"

"It's true that Amur has no money, but... he has mountains and land!"

"What do you mean?" Governor Amur's eyes lit up.

"Two hundred million, five-year use rights of two million acres of wasteland! And, for you, multiple Neobras can solve many jobs!"

"Hiss... What a good proposal!"

"That's the deal?"

"This..." Mr. Governor did not agree immediately, but turned around and whispered to the officials.

The latter thought for a moment...

land?

There are more to the north!

It can't even be sold. If you use the five-year contract right to exchange for a large basketball stadium...

It seems very suitable!

The accompanying officials nodded.

Mr. Governor held Lao Hong's hand, "Brother, let's make a decision like this!"

"no problem!"

"I don't know Mr. Ge?"

"You watch the ball game, I'll go invite my boss!"

………………

There are thousands of miles of forests and frozen ridges, and the sky is white in the snow field.

On the majestic ice field near the Arctic Circle, a super mine car driven by a pure ethanol gas turbine, which is as huge as a small mansion, gallops rapidly...

Ge Xiaotian adjusted his mining exoskeleton, put on an oxygen mask and helmet, and jumped out of the cab with Dahan.

Crunch, crunch...

Hydraulic transmission, electronic transmission, biological transmission...

A giant bear rushed up...

Ge Xiaotian waved his fist lightly, and the giant bear flew away...

"Hahaha, I am that powerful!"

"Second brother is amazing!"

"Let's go, go find Goutoujin!" Ge Xiaotian idly picked up the pickaxe, and motioned to the strong men who came down from the super mine cart continuously, "Follow!"

The mighty army entered the canyon...

A two-meter-high golden egg came into view, yellow and shiny...

"It's done! It's done!"

………………

"It's done!"

There are three poles in the sun.

In Gejia Village, in the side room of the old village chief's courtyard.

A certain person was lying on a huge new bed with his arms folded in front of his chest, his eyes narrowed slightly, his mouth grinned, and his two tender paws were groping, rubbing, rubbing against the void...

"Hahaha... mine! This is mine!!!"

Last night, after drinking all night, the old village head and fourth uncle had just woken up. They heard the movement and ran over to take a look. They were dumbfounded when they saw this scene.

Coincidentally, Lao Hong also stepped into the yard, saw his boss looking like a bird, and asked curiously, "What is he doing?"

"Daydream!" The old village head stared angrily, turned and walked into the kitchen to cook.

"I don't know whose girl I dreamed of!" The fourth uncle scratched his head and walked to the pressurized well to wash.

When the two of them left, Lao Hong turned his eyes, took out the recording pen, and decided to take the opportunity to settle the matter of the satellite. He lay beside Ge Xiaotian and whispered softly, "Boss?!"

"Who?!"

"I, Old Hong!"

"Old Hong? Isn't Old Hong dead? I picked out the coffin for him myself!"

"???"