(Flip the table (╯)╯┻┻! )

Yang Jiali exploded in place!!

I, but a PhD student in the Department of Finance of New Guinea University, I am a successful person with an annual salary of 2 million, and most importantly, I am a citizen of the hegemonic country with a green card!

I was actually detained by the police of Xia Guo for 8 days!!

This is unforgivable!!

Yang Jiali, who was sulking while walking, suddenly lit up her eyes!

With it, I, Yang Jiali, am a high-quality student, and the police of Xia Country dare to treat me so rudely, then I will use my best skills to launch a counterattack against the police of Xia Country.

If you want to ask me what is the most powerful means, it is naturally the pen in my hand!!

Just do what you say.

Yang Jiali came to a stool on the side of the road and sat down, and published an article on Zhihu.

The title is “What should be good when encountering evil forces, scumbags, police?” How can we protect ourselves from animals in police uniforms? 》

Content: Uniformed beasts use the power granted by the people to pursue their personal desires and vent their emotions.

Continued: They illegally occupy citizens’ time on the street, collect personally identifiable information (singled out women, and good-looking), and pretend that the device is slow to connect to the Internet, maliciously delaying time without a bottom line to obtain personal perverted satisfaction…

A big article!!

After editing, Yang Jiali read it from the beginning, very satisfied, and then clicked publish!!

Haha, you’re done!!

Let you detain me, and you will wait to be criticized by netizens.

Yang Jiali was proud, and felt that her operation was simply 6 bursts!!

Soon, this post was replied to by netizens.

Yang Jiali did not hurry to leave, but held her mobile phone, ready to reply at any time, with rhythm.

[Netizen A]: Really, I feel that the police are very good now.

[Netizen B]: Knowing the pure land, the landlord can’t spread rumors.

……

Because the title of this post is eye-catching, more and more netizens have clicked in.

[Netizen C]: How do I look a little familiar, this landlord seems to be alluding to the news 8 days ago.

[Netizen A]: Is it the Muyang dog who is often strong and strong?

[Netizen C]: Yes, yes, it’s that news, which has been very popular on Douyin recently.

[Netizen D: I wipe the truth, the landlord! ]

[Netizen X]: Also solve a ghost, you look at the landlord’s ID I love], this post, the absolute wall is the Muyang dog in the news, I want it! !

[Netizen G]: Wocao, how do I feel that this Muyang dog is very stupid, doesn’t she brush the douyin? The truth is out, and she also ran to us to post this. Rhythm, this operation is really raucous!!

[Netizen H: IQ is urgent, most of the landlords have stayed in the hegemonic country for too long, and they think that our Xia country is as lagging in information as the Xia country more than 10 years ago. ]

[Netizen 1]: Heavy stroke, beautiful appearance_

This Muyang dog is afraid that there is no misunderstanding of this word.

[Netizen K]: 666!

……

Yang Jiali was stunned.

What is Douyin?

She hadn’t heard of it…

Yang Jiali surfed the Internet, searched for Douyin, downloaded and installed, and then brushed Douyin.

As a result, in less than a minute, Yang Jiali brushed her own fighting sound…

I’m a!

Has Xia Guo’s news timeliness become so strong now…

(Flip the table (╯)╯┻┻! )

She was really a fierce operation, and the result was two hundred and five!

……

Depressed, Yang Jiali came to the side of the road, reached out to stop a taxi, sat in the passenger seat, and said to the driver’s master: “Go to Shangri-La Hotel.” ”

Her whole family has already emigrated to the hegemonic country, and the old house in Jiangcheng has naturally been sold long ago.

However, MK Company had money and willfulness, and directly booked a business suite for her for a whole year at the Shangri-La Hotel in Jiangcheng!

The driver master looked at Yang Jiali, and his originally enthusiastic face instantly became cold.

“Get off, I’m not doing your business!”

……

Yang Jiali was stunned: “Why??” ”

Taxi driver master: “You Muyang dog, sit in my car, it will get my car dirty!” ”

“You dare to scold me!”

“What’s wrong with scolding you? Don’t roll out of my car, I’ll pump you, believe it or not! ”

Seeing the fierce taxi driver master, Yang Jiali shrunk her neck and got out of the car in ashes.

“Xia Guo man, what a savage and rude!!”

Yang Jiali’s angry face turned blue and white.

……

Another taxi was stopped, and Yang Jiali was quickly recognized by the driver’s master and asked to get out of the car.

Yang Jiali, who had already prepared, raised her chin and said highly: “I’ll give you 100 yuan and send me to Shangri-La Hotel!” ”

Yang Jiali saw that the T-shirt collar of this young driver was washed and wrinkled, it was obvious that the family conditions of this young driver were very poor and lacked money!!

And 1,000 yuan, it is estimated that he will run a taxi for 3 days.

She didn’t believe that this young driver master would not be moved in the face of the 1,000 pieces picked up in vain! ! !

“Get out!!”

Yang Jiali stared at the young driver with a stunned face: “Are you a fool?” 1000 yuan, you don’t earn? ”

The young driver: “The gentleman has something to do, but he does not do something, you humiliate our Xia Guo, your money, I am dirty!” ”

……_

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