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Chapter 171: Crosstalk Master! The Number One Stand-Up Comedian In China! (1/5)

As the curtain call sounded, even though there were a million reluctances in his heart, Qin Jianmin could only drag his steps to the center of the stage of the award ceremony.

As soon as Qin Jianmin appeared like this, the barrage on the official website exploded.

"Oh my god, isn't this Qin Jianmin his own country? He is the host?"

"You're laughing so hard. Didn't you shout about "Shui Tiao Ge Tou" a few days ago? Are you slapping yourself in the face?"

"Hahahaha... Look at his haggard face, don't faint on the spot!"

Even to host the show, the makeup artist put on light makeup on Qin Jianmin to make up for his haggard complexion, but Qin Jianmin's image was still not very good.

Qin Jianmin slowly stood in the center of the stage and began to memorize the script with a bitter look on his face, "The Golden Mao Award is the highest literary award in China. Today is a grand event in the literary world. It is a great honor to organize this award ceremony. .”

As soon as Qin Jianmin opened his mouth, the barrage was filled with laughter.

Mainly because of Qin Jianmin's behavior in the past few days, coupled with the bitter look on his face now, it doesn't look like he is honored, it seems like he is about to cry.

Hearing what Qin Jianmin said, there was a lot of discussion off the stage. Many guests present knew the 'origin' between Qin Jianmin and "Shui Diao Ge Tou", and now, by coincidence, it was Qin Jianmin who was hosting the Golden Mao Award. The award ceremony, so the award ceremony became a large-scale face-slapping show for Qin Jianmin.

Although the guests off the stage cannot be as mocking as in the online live broadcast, everyone can't help but laugh or understand.

Lin Hao was sitting in the guest seat and also smiled slightly.

"Shui Tiao Ge Tou" was shortlisted for the Golden Mao Award. Naturally, the Ministry of Culture and Literature found Lin Hao and sent an invitation to the awards ceremony. Lin Hao came with Liu Yuwei.

In Lin Hao's opinion, tonight's trip to watch Qin Jianmin's "performance" was really worthwhile.

Liu Yuwei also had a smile that she couldn't hide. She turned her head and asked Lin Hao in a low voice: "Is this the person who mocked your lyrics two days ago?"

"It's him." Lin Hao smiled.

Liu Yuwei nodded and said nothing more, but her beautiful eyes turned into crescents.

Qin Jianmin stood on the stage, walking on thin ice. He finally finished reciting the opening words, and the corners of his mouth twitched uncontrollably.

"Qin Jianmin, the master of crosstalk!"

"The number one stand-up comedian in China!"

"It was so funny, I laughed to death.

Qin Jianmin was memorizing the script, but every line of the script seemed to be a slap in the face with burning pain. Everyone was so happy with such a 'real' performance that they began to call Qin Jianmin a crosstalk actor.

"Next, I would like to invite Mr. Zheng Guangmao, deputy director of the Chinese Culture Department, to announce the final results of the shortlisted works." With great difficulty, Qin Jianmin finished memorizing the script and stepped aside. Zheng Guangmao strode forward.

Zheng Guangmao first looked at Qin Jianmin with a strange look on his face. He didn't know anything about "Shui Tiao Ge Tou" and Qin Jianmin. Seeing Qin Jianmin's extremely unnatural performance, he was very confused.

"It stands to reason that Xiao Qin is an old man at the TV station. He has seen a lot of storms and waves, so he shouldn't be so nervous and unnatural!" Zheng Guangmao took the microphone and thought to himself.

Immediately, he took a breath and began to face the guests, "The Golden Mao Award is an award established by the famous writer Mr. Jin Mao to encourage the creation of Chinese novels, poetry, prose and other literary forms. It is held every four years. The highest honor of Chinese literature."

“In the past four years, as a member of the Cultural and Chinese Department, I have been honored to witness the emergence of outstanding Chinese literary works.

"Next, let me introduce the final winning works of the Golden Mao Literature Award."

"Mr. Mo Sheng's novel "The Oriole"!"

When the Orioles were read, the audience burst into applause. An elegant-looking old man stood up and greeted the audience with a smile.

Mr. Mo Sheng walked to the stage and first gave an acceptance speech. Then the head of the Chinese Culture Department also stood up from the stage. At this time, Qin Jianmin was responsible for holding the medal and presenting it to the head of the Department of Culture. Then Mr. Hai Yaoping, the chief minister, and Zheng Guangmao distributed the lottery cards to Mo Sheng.

This process made the barrage boom again!

Logically speaking, this is just a normal awarding process, but everyone has noticed one detail, that is, during the awarding process, Qin Jianmin needs to be responsible for delivering the medals and needs to stand aside at all times.

Everyone began to imagine what Qin Jianmin's face would be like if "Shui Tiao Ge Tou" also won the award.

"Hahahaha, I really look forward to "Shui Tiao Ge Tou" winning the award!"

"Me too, but over the years the Golden Mao Award has tended to favor novels. Due to length reasons, many poems have been shortlisted, but very few have won, so I guess "Shui Diao Ge Tou" still won't win this award."

"Oh, it would be a pity if that were the case, but everyone has read enough today. I wonder if Qin Jianmin will dare to talk nonsense on the Internet in the future!"

The online barrage is for "Shui Tiao Ge Tou" to win the award, but anyone who knows anything knows that although the Golden Mao Awards include poetry, generally speaking, poetry rarely wins awards, and usually the final winners are Long novel.

After all, the creation costs are there. A full-length novel may require a writer to create for several years, but modern poetry has a much lower creation cost due to its length.

Therefore, as the Chinese Literature Department, it is natural to encourage long novels. No matter how good the short poems are, the honor is usually only given to 467 shortlisted candidates.

“The next winner is Mr. Su Ren’s novel collection Nineteen Thatched Cottages!”

Zheng Guangmao continued to announce the results, and Qin Jianmin secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

Although this award ceremony was difficult, it is finally coming to an end.

After Mr. Su Ren's award ceremony and speech were completed, Zheng Guangmao straightened his clothes and walked to the stage with a light in his eyes.

"Next, is the last winning work." As he said, Zheng Guangmao looked around the entire venue and announced the final winning result: "The last winning work of the Golden Mao Award is Mr. Lin Hao's "Shui Tiao Song Tou:" When will the bright moon come out?"

As Zheng Guangmao's award results were announced, the entire venue suddenly exclaimed.

This year’s Golden Mao Awards actually has a poetry category?

This is an event that is rare in ten years!

Everyone knows how difficult it is for poetry to be selected for the Golden Mao Award. This also reflects how high the cultural value of "Shui Tiao Ge Tou" is believed by the Ministry of Culture and Arts!

This result made all the barrage boil.

"I guess there really is "Shui Tiao Ge Tou"!"

"It's blocked now, that's great, Qin Jianmin couldn't have died on the spot!"

"Oh, if I were Qin Jianmin, I would have bought a tofu cube and killed him on the spot!"

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