Conferred God: I, Who Just Wanted To Run Away, Was Overheard By The Emperor

Xiaoxuanguan, returning to the Taoist Church, the atmosphere of the egg is more and more down-to-earth.

Han Rong stood on the Dharma platform with his sleeves rolled up and his trouser legs rolled up, shouting loudly to the believers to obey the rules and line up.

But the more he was like this, the more relieved the believers felt.

He also said that returning to the cage is good.

Not so old shit.

It's not like that Heavenly Dao, who shouts something in the mist all day long, although listening to it will make you feel more relaxed and feel like you have some sustenance, but something too high is destined to be difficult. gain popular support.

soon.

The hundreds of believers who belonged to Shun Heavenly Dao before, are now all registered and joined the Islamic religion.

The first 100 people are holding 10 large eggs in their arms, and the rest are all three.

Everyone is very happy, thinking that this is a serious sect.

Although I still don't know what the teachings of Huilong Cult are, but because of the fact that the believers in the religion can make a small fortune, Huilong Cult has completely defeated Shun Heavenly Dao in the hearts of these people.

"Lord Vice Cult Master, the eggs are over, can we leave?" The believers who were eager to buy eggs asked tentatively.

As soon as these words came out, they immediately aroused the contempt of many believers.

This man is too ignorant.

Do you treat others as doing good deeds, take it and leave?

We got this egg on the premise of joining the Huilong Sect. We are all believers of the Huilong Sect now. Even if we want to leave, we must first know the teachings of the Huilong Sect, as well as some rules and so on.

However, something surprising happened to the believers.

I saw that the down-to-earth vice-teacher in their eyes scratched his head, and then waved his hand carelessly, "Get the eggs, don't hurry up and leave, I'll save it to wait for the vice-teacher to invite you to dinner."

ha?

When Han Rong came out, the believers were immediately stunned, and those who originally wanted to leave suddenly did not dare to leave.

Not only the believers were stunned, but Master Yinghua, who was lying in the door and peeking at Shun Heavenly Dao, was also stunned.

Does this make people go away?

It's really just an egg for nothing.

Don't you need to talk about the teachings of your Huilong religion and the daily practice of believers?

"Vice leader, don't you have to teach us the doctrine?" Some believers asked anxiously. The people these days are all sincere, and although they are a little careful, it depends on who they are.

In the face of such a behemoth of the Cage Cage, they really didn't dare to take advantage of it and run away.

After listening to Han Rong, he pouted and waved his hand boldly.

"Put your heart in your stomach, what should you do, we don't have those rules when we return to the cage to teach.

However, if you feel that taking the eggs for nothing, the vice sect master will teach you the doctrine and daily homework. "

Han Rong cleared his throat, and said loudly: "The scripture for our daily practice in the Cage Religion is called "The Key Roll of Evil Destruction and Demonstration", but this is not something you can practice right now. Daily homework is fine.”

"Sir, what should I do with my homework? It's like Shun Heavenly Dao. Every day, I light incense and recite sutras at home, and kowtow to the portrait of the Dharma body they send?" a believer asked.

Han Rong shook his head disdainfully, and said loudly, "What are you kowtowing? You all seem to have a serious brain problem. You are joining a sect, and you are not looking for a father for yourself. If you want to kowtow, go home and kowtow to your father.

Listen carefully, all Huilong Sect believers only need to go to bed a quarter of an hour earlier in the evening and an extra quarter of an hour in the morning, even if they have completed their practice, remember the slogan of our Huilong Sect...

What's the slogan? "Han Rong suddenly got stuck, turned around and took out the Qiankun bag, and took out a note written by Yin Ze himself.

"Cough, our slogan is!

Sleep more, eat more, have more children and be less angry.

Go to bed early, sleep well, and have everything in your dreams.

Sleeping for four hours a day, qi disease doctors crawled all over the street.

Peach from Yaochi and ginseng from Kunlun are worse than adding a quilt to the kang!

Longevity Ao, Ten Thousand Years Turtle, do not fight or snatch to be free! "

Believers:  …

This is, what an unpretentious and life-like slogan.

It turns out that the daily homework we teach in the cage is to sleep more.

This……

This is true faith!

"What are you still doing, don't hurry home and go to bed! By the way, wait, let me show you something, and ask someone if you can't read."

After he finished speaking, Han Rong shook off the banner on the platform.

I saw the sect of Huilong Sect’s totems fluttering in the wind, with a huge and mysterious tortoise painted on it, and a beautiful but sleepy Taoist nun sitting on the tortoise.

If there are experts from Qi Refining who are familiar with the disciples of the Three Sects, they will definitely find that the painting on this flag is the Virgin of the Indifference riding the Virgin of the Tortoise Spirit.

Whoa!

Han Rong flipped the flag.

I saw the back of the flag, written in Dashang's words.

Welcome to join the Huilong Church, old believers bring new people into the church, one person will be given one egg, ten people will be given twenty eggs, and more will be rewarded!

Whoa!

Han Rong shook the flag again.

Letter:

After completing the daily homework, don't forget to teach the registration, register for ten consecutive days, and get 30 eggs in total!

Some of the believers were literate. When he finished reading, everyone fell silent.

But a fire was burning inside.

"Oh, I should have known that the cage-returning education is so good. I won't send my parents back to the countryside this morning. No, I will pick them up and join the cage-returning education with me!"

Suddenly, a middle-aged man shouted angrily, and rushed out of Xiaoxuanguan City like a madman.

In the next second, hundreds of believers were like a dam releasing floodwater, one running faster than the other.

sell eggs?

Don't be in a hurry to sell, anyway, the eggs can't be thrown away when they are in hand.

Now, the most important thing is to hurry home and take the wife and children, as well as parents and relatives back and forth to teach.

This is not religious, this is getting rich!

In the first hour after the opening of the first Taoist temple in Xiaojunguan, Huilongjiao recruited hundreds of believers, all of whom were dug from the opposite Shun Heavenly Dao.

Hundreds of believers are nothing compared to the number of believers in Xiaoxuanguan, the opposite of Shun Heavenly Dao.

But wait another hour.

Whether it's in the streets or in the shops of private houses, there are people who claim to be Muslim believers everywhere, and they are preaching the goodness of Muslim religion.

It's a brother, just join me in the cage sect!

It's my father, join me in the cage-returning teaching!

Yes... it's a stranger, why do you also join me in the cage-returning teaching!

The whole Xiaoxuanguan people went crazy.

At dusk, Han Rong, who was sitting upright in the Huilong Church, suddenly stood up nervously, and he didn't even hold back and took out the weapon from his Qiankun bag.

Under his perception, there are tens of thousands of people rushing towards here with a frantic look.

Even the ground is shaking with rumble...

It was night, and Master Yinghua of Shun Heavenly Dao tremblingly took out the jade communication talisman.

"His Royal Highness, I'm crazy, I'm crazy. It took a day for the return to the cage to teach the whole Xiaoyuguan to develop into believers, everyone! All! Even the patients who have been paralyzed for more than ten years, They were all forced to teach!

Your Highness, I beg you, please give me another place to preach, this place, I don't want to stay for a moment! "