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"goodbye!"

Chen Yanfei waved her hands angrily, finally unable to hold it any longer.

She is not the kind of person who values ​​face particularly, but she is still a girl, and she always cares about face.

Taking the initiative to express love but being rejected was beyond her acceptance range.

Seeing her turn around to go, Han Lie didn't stop her.

The dog man just followed behind with a smile and asked as if nothing was wrong: "Where should we go to play next? Or what do you want to eat?"

It's getting more and more hateful.

Chen Yanfei gritted her teeth and was not angry at all.

Don't be playful with me!

This matter is much more serious than the previous skirmish. It’s not that easy to coax me!

But the problem is... Han Lie is not coaxing.

The people strolling behind looked like old men taking a walk after dinner.

Chen Yanfei didn't take two steps, then she thought: Isn't it right? Why did the dog man reject me? He obviously has a great liking for me!

After experiencing the scene just now, she also began to imitate Xi Luting and call him a dog man.

Well, that’s quite appropriate indeed…

After thinking again and again, she suddenly saw Ding Xiang poking her head outside the school gate, and her heart skipped a beat.

"Isn't it?! Did you really fall in love with Lilac at first sight?!"

She suddenly turned her head, her eyes widening.

Han Lie shrugged and smiled leisurely: "Isn't it possible?"

"roll roll roll!"

Chen Yanfei finally exploded, and her calm aura turned into a thunderstorm: "Do you miss my sister? Break up our friendship!"

Brother Lie's pulling skill seems to be reaching level 4. Are you afraid of this?

He smiled and said: "Don't be like this, aren't we good friends? What's wrong with kissing each other?"

I go……

Chen Yanfei took a breath and finally realized how difficult the dog man was.

However, she was only slightly inferior.

"Are you an animal? She almost became your sister-in-law!"

Can you still argue like that?

Good guy, Jie Ke is really a good match and a good talent...

Brother Lie perked up and opened his mouth to respond: "You almost became her sister-in-law! What's the matter, my brother-in-law wants to take a bite?"

"Is one bite enough?"

Chen Yanfei turned around and grinned deliberately, her teeth white: "Tear it apart and make it into a platter. I'll eat a few more bites!"

If this were Xi Luting, Han Lie would have to play rogue with her.

However, Chen Yanfei didn't like dirty jokes, so Han Lie could only pretend to be a serious person.

No, no, I’m serious.

"Let's do this. I'll treat you to a braised pork platter later. Don't mess with me, okay?"

Chen Yanfei looked at Han Lie suspiciously for a while, then suddenly smiled and nodded: "Okay, not only will I not cause trouble, but I will also help you... a good brother-in-law!"

I want to see what the heck you want to do!

Chen Yanfei still doesn't believe that Han Lie really wants to pursue Ding Xiang.

With the emotional intelligence of a dog man, it is impossible for him to do such a thing.

How stupid would it be to openly pursue the sister of the girl who just confessed to him in front of her?

I really like it, can't I flirt quietly?

Chen Yanfei finally understood that the dog man was just using Lilac as a cover, whoever took it seriously was stupid.

Okay, I'll help you continue acting!

As expected, Han Lie was choked by her.

Seeing Ding Xiang and Ding Yu standing at the door of the small supermarket across the road, and Chen Yanfei looking eager to try, Han Lie could only give in with a wry smile.

"No, no, no, no need to bother you, I'll do it myself."

"That won't work!"

Chen Yanfei turned her back on the spot: "Now you don't even want to be my brother-in-law!"

Brother Lie had a big headache.

Not agreeing to her confession was indeed the most correct choice.

She is so difficult to deal with despite her reputation and reputation. If she were to be given the royal position, who would be her opponent? !

I can't stand it myself!

Although he was a little timid, Han Lie still smiled warmly at her as soon as he approached Ding Xiang.

As a result, Ding Xiang lowered her eyes and didn't look at him at all.

Woman, are you going to reject my kindness?

So Han Lie stared at her fiercely, and within two seconds, her ears began to turn red again.

Brother Lie feels more and more that she is cuter than Chen Yanfei.

In the thinking of normal men, being easy to bully = cute.

…

"Brother!"

Ding Ding shouted enthusiastically, kicking off the chat.

As a result, Concubine Chen Yan finally found out that Han Lie and Ding Yu actually slept together.

"Wow! No way? So fateful?!"

Ding Xiang's eyes flashed across Han Lie's face.

It's indeed a good fate.

Her biological brother and best friend actually have a close relationship with Han Lie, it's like destiny.

Either today or next time, sooner or later, I will meet Han Lie.

Han Lie sensed the gaze, but did not look back. He just smiled and nodded: "It is indeed a good fate."

Ding Xiang's heart skipped a beat again, and she felt like her heart was being narrated on behalf of others.

Moreover, Han Lie no longer shows such strong aggression and purpose, which makes her feel much more comfortable.

However, it didn't last long.

Chen Yanfei suddenly smiled mischievously and asked: "Since we are so destined, how about we just be together?"

Ding Xiang blushed and pushed her shyly.

"That's your tough guy, I don't dare to worry about it!"

Chen Yanfei's heart suddenly suddenly became irritated.

I don't dare...

No matter how you interpret these two words, they mean that Xiangxiang does have a good impression of Han Lie.

She can understand.

Many times, feelings can be roughly equal to a good first impression + a small thing that touches + the right timing.

Some people are slow to warm up, while others focus on feeling.

The above formula is particularly lethal to the latter.

It just so happens that Lilac is an innocent girl who particularly believes in fate and pays attention to feelings.

"Innocence" should be emphasized.

A piece of shit like Han Lie could bring her a huge sense of freshness. Her previous suitors were all younger brothers in comparison.

Chen Yanfei realized something was wrong and decisively changed her plan.

What are you going to eat? I can’t let you two sit face to face anymore today!

Oh, woman!

…

"Shall we find a place to hang out?"

Chen Yanfei's proposal received an enthusiastic response.

The four of them discussed it and decided to go to Zhou Shuren Park opposite.

During this period, Han Lie contributed a "good" word, while Ding Yu was ignored throughout.

The four people divided into two waves, two in front and two in back, not far apart.

Han Lie asked Ding Yu quietly: "Why is your sister so shy?"

Ding Yu also quietly replied: "We have been introverts since childhood, just follow my mother!"

"Have you ever had sex?"

"No... right?"

Ding Ding shook his head in confusion and answered reluctantly.

Brother Lie chuckled.

Then he remembered something and asked again: "You seem to have known Concubine Chen Yan before?"

Ding Ding replied casually: "I go to Shanghai Foreign Language University Songjiang Campus once a week, and I have met Sister Fei several times."

Boy, something's wrong with you!

Brother Lie suddenly frowned and looked at Ding Yu thoughtfully.

The poor kid was terrified.

However, maybe what happened before gave him courage, and this naughty kid actually had the courage to threaten Han Lie: "Brother Lie, do you still want to be my brother-in-law?"

"hehe!"

Brother Lie sneered, hugged his shoulders, opened his empty eyes, stared at him, and said word by word: "Those two are your sisters!"

Ding Ding was stunned for a moment, and then began to sweat on his forehead.

"Yeah, yeah, yeah! We're all sisters, we're all sisters!"

"Okay, hold on, don't embarrass your brother-in-law."

Han Lie patted his shoulder with satisfaction and laughed heartily when he saw the sore expression on the naughty boy's face.

As a result, Chen Yanfei turned around and happened to see it.

"Han Lie, what are you doing? Don't bully Xiaoyu!"

Brother Lie smiled brightly: "How could it be? We have a good relationship! Right, Ding Ding?"

"Yep!"

Ding Yu, who was hugged by his elder brother by the shoulders, nodded like a chicken pecking at rice, looking desperately at his smiling sister.

Can you really not see that Han Lie is bullying me?

Pooh! Woman...

Nothing major happened next, it was just chatting all over the place.

Chen Yanfei controls the field, Han Lie assists, Ding Yu supports, and Ding Xiang is responsible for contribution or admiration, curiosity or surprise.

Han Lie stopped flirting with Ding Xiang, and Chen Yanfei stopped mentioning her partner, and the atmosphere was calm and peaceful.

At noon, when it was almost time to eat, Chen Yanfei firmly refused.

"Don't eat. Xiangxiang and I are in the city once in a while. We are going shopping in the afternoon. You two can follow us if you like. If you don't like it, just go and do whatever you want."

Upon hearing this, Ding Ding waved his hands desperately.

"No, no, no!"

Seeing this, Han Lie was too embarrassed to follow.

——In fact, he had no intention of following her anymore. Chen Yanfei was completely unnecessary.

However, it is actually understandable that no matter how strong a person is, he will always be green and nervous for the first time and unable to show his true strength.

This thing can only be practiced slowly.

Therefore, at this level, Han Lie basically swept through one-on-one.

It has nothing to do with special points. Don't keep stepping on the accelerator.

In fact, it is still a matter of mentality and experience.

The two sides said goodbye at the subway station. Han Lie, who felt he had gained a lot, was humming a song. Ding Ding, who felt he had been wronged a lot, was very unhappy and secretly sent a text message to his sister.

"Sister, Brother Lie is not a good person! Don't be fooled!"

"???"

"Mind yourself!"

Tintin immediately let out a wail.

It’s over, I really want to give it for free!

On the other side, Ding Xiang showed the text message to Chen Yanfei, and the two beautiful girls hugged each other and laughed together.

"You only dare to call me Brother Lie when you speak ill of others behind their backs. How badly was your brother bullied?"

"I didn't expect that the new roommate he was so afraid of turned out to be the tough guy you always talked about. He was always tough with me before. Today, he has exposed all the bullshit... goose goose goose goose goose..."

"What do you mean I'm always nagging about it? You're not nagging about it? Wow, the 58 Master is so awesome, the rate of return is so exaggerated!"

"I hate you!"

"And more - the thinking is so clear! The operation is so fierce!"

"How could I be like that?! You are so annoying!!!"

Laughter spread all the way, and the topic always revolved around Han Lie, but no one mentioned feelings again.

Perhaps, they all need more time, more observation and thinking...

…

Han Lie was so hungry that he didn't really wait for the big meal in the evening.

It's a joke, but it's not really true.

"Let's go, Ding Ding, in order to celebrate the fate between us, I'll give you a chance to treat my brother-in-law to dinner!"

"good."

Ding Ding was an honest child. After nodding, he realized something was wrong and looked at his good brother suspiciously.

You want to chase my sister, and I want to treat you to dinner?

"Um?"

Brother Lie glanced over casually, and Ding Ding immediately adjusted his position.

"Brother, what do you want to eat?"

Although he hasn't called him brother-in-law yet, this attitude is a good start.

Brother Lie was satisfied and pointed to Mr. Li's beef noodles.

I, Han Lie, am not a bad person who blackmails people, I just want to eat for common people!

After sitting down in the store, Han Lie took out his mobile phone and saw many, many messages from Xi Luting.

The most recent one is from 15 minutes ago.

Good guy, I made Sister Gua very anxious.

If you flip through it casually, you will find that, as expected, they are all questions that are not nutritious.

"How did you know?"

"say!"

"Damn! Are you pretending to be dead with me?"

"If you dare, come out!"

"Brother Lie! I was wrong. Don't ask. If you ask, you will be wrong everywhere!"

"(tears)"

"Brother~~~What are you doing?"

"Please, give the child a way to survive!"

"Ahhhhhh! If I go crazy, it will be all your fault!"

…

Han Lie watched with gusto, but Bingmi felt the same and just wanted to laugh.

However, it was not yet time to plan the death of the society, so she had to give her a reasonable explanation to calm her heart.

After thinking about it, I replied with a prompt.

"The last delivery box, the recipient's name."

As soon as Xi Luting, who was in jail in his dormitory, heard the notification tone, he immediately rushed over to pick up his phone, opened it, and slapped his thigh.

How stupid I am!

Damn it, how could I reveal such a big flaw?

In fact, the flaws are really not big.

At that time, as soon as he received the express delivery, Xi Luting tore off the express delivery form, threw it into a ball in the trash can.

The entire process, probably only the few seconds of checking the acceptance information, may be exposed to Han Lie.

Well, only 3 or 4 seconds at most.

According to normal people's thinking, they would never think of it.

But when Han Lie mentioned it, she was convinced that it must be a matter of those few seconds.

She typed tremblingly.

"So...you went to Baidu online?"

"Uh-huh~~Baidu came out with an amazing article..."

Depend on!

Xi Luting buried her head on the bed and hammered the pillow hard. Because the bed was not long enough, she could only kneel there with her waist and legs pouted.

Yu Yun subconsciously took out her phone, clicked it, and sent it to Han Lie.

"Brother Lie, are you chatting with Tingting?"

Good guy!

Han Lie's heart skipped a beat and he felt that a prehistoric force was awakening.

Then started double fucking... no, double chatting.

To Yu Yun: "Don't make trouble, if she finds out, how do you want to die?"

To Xi Luting: "But I haven't finished reading it yet. The female channel novel is too boring. Did you write it?"

Yu Yun: "My brother doesn't like me anyway, so I'm not afraid of anything now..."

Xi Luting's eyes lit up, he jumped up and typed a lot of words.

“Although I didn’t write it, I was involved.

Take a look! Very exciting, really!

The sadomasochistic relationship between the male and female protagonists is the most touching love template in my mind. It combines the brutality of Korean dramas, the perversion of Japanese dramas, the freshness of Thai dramas, and the non-mainstreamness of Yue operas. It is definitely a masterpiece in the field of romance novels!

Although the original template of the heroine is not me, it is much cuter than me!

And the male protagonist’s name is Han Lieye, is it a coincidence?

You must have a special sense of immersion after watching it..."

Good guy!

In order to stop me from reading further, you really worked hard...

Han Lie gave Xi Luting 99 thumbs up for her quick wit. One less thumbs up was because he was afraid that she would become complacent.

Then he typed the reply with a smile.

"Now that you've said it, I'm really interested. Okay, I'll read a few more chapters when I have time."

Xi Luting: d(д)! ! !

She leaned against the wall, looking at the screen of her mobile phone with distracted eyes, and her whole body was petrified.

After a long time, she fell onto the bed like a wooden stake with a pop.

My head hurts, but my heart hurts even more.

Why is my mouth so weak? !

And, dog man, what kind of pervert are you? ! ! !

She felt that the world was dark, her eyes were dull, and she stared at the bed with half her face, not wanting to move.

There are four big words written all over the body - there is no love left in life.

Yu Yun was extremely puzzled.

After thinking about it, I took the risk and took a second photo and sent it.

"Brother Lie, what did you do?"

Han Lie opened the photo, and with a "poof" sound, a large mouthful of noodle soup spurted out.

Opposite me, Ding Ding raised his head faintly, showing an expression exactly like that of a cucumber...