Consumer male god

During class, Han Lie continued to answer questions.

After class, I started thinking about it immediately.

First of all, it is certain that the online article has nothing to do with her large size.

From her previous life until graduation, no news came out, which shows that she was very cautious about this matter and kept it secret very well.

So, the contract was signed with a trumpet?

Xi Luting does have a QQ account.

Han Lie found out about it by an extremely accidental circumstance.

He later became the deputy minister of the Ministry of Literature and Art. At that time, Xi Luting had become the president of the student union and had a small independent office.

One time for an event, Han Lie wanted to borrow the printer in the office.

Xi Luting happened to have something to do and was in a hurry to go out, so Han Lie found two QQ numbers hanging on his computer.

One is a large size, and the other is naturally her small size.

At that time, Han Lie casually opened it and took a look and found that there were only four groups in the trumpet and only more than 30 friends.

So I ignored it.

There is no need to recall some unpleasant things that happened later.

However, Han Lie remembered the nickname of the trumpet and one of the group names.

The online name is very funny, it’s called [Loneliness]

The group name is called [Carnival]

Han Lie still doesn't know whether the word "囂gua" is correct or not.

But it is precisely because of such a sultry online name and the "cucumber" Martian text that tries to cover up that it remains fresh in Han Lie's memory.

Han Lie didn't think much about it at the time, he just thought it was Xi Luting's trumpet used to flirt with star-chasers.

It's normal. Who doesn't have some unknown hobbies?

But now that I think about it again, the correct answer is ready to come out——

That is the tool she uses to sign contracts, write, and maintain book friends!

Moreover, Han Lie had reason to suspect: Xi Luting did not give up his dream of being a great Internet writer until graduation!

Otherwise, why would she be wearing a trumpet?

It's better not to give up...

Only if you don't give up will you have a chance!

Han Lie pondered silently and quickly formulated a careful and detailed plan.

Quack, quack, quack…

For some reason, Han Lie was extremely excited at the thought of pranking Xi Luting.

I had never been as excited as I am now when I was leaning in Chen Yanfei's arms.

Did I click on any attribute incorrectly?

Brother Lie suddenly had a new understanding of his bad taste.

"But you can't blame me entirely. Xi Luting's height, figure, and cold ascetic face!"

Chen Yanfei is just a little tsundere, but Xi Luting is the queen!

I'm sorry, Feifei, the one hundred and one moves that belong to you were given to Xi Luting's two moves...

The first style is called "The enemy is in the dark and we are in the dark, and we are flirting on the Internet."

The second formula is called the base below the line, which is a shocking reversal.

In the end, she died in society and I was beaten to death by her...

Although it was a bit tragic, Han Lie decided to do it!

Xi Luting is different from Yu Yun and Fang Feifei. She is a woman with no weaknesses. She wants to repay the blow she received in her previous life... ahem!

If you want to be friends with her, you have to go to cavalry.

…

The second class in the morning was English, and Han Lie still worked on his questions quietly without any abnormalities.

Xi Luting attaches great importance to English, studies hard, and gets along well.

After class, Yu Yun took the initiative to send out an invitation: "Han Lie, where are you having lunch? Do you want to go to the cafeteria together?"

"No, I have something to do when I go out. Eat slowly, bye!"

Han Lie waved his hand and left directly.

He was the kind of person who left Badio who was polite in words but left no room for action.

Yu Yun pouted unwillingly: "Tingting, why is Han Lie like this..."

Xi Luting replied quietly: "Aren't all straight men like this?"

Straight guy...

When dealing with straight men, should we be more direct, make deadly moves, and bet big?

Yu Yun pondered secretly, her mind wandering.

At this time, she had just entered college for a month and was still learning the secrets of killing men. She was not yet the future Dacheng Tea Mother.

The first time I met someone like Han Lie, a tough guy like Han Lie, I felt very frustrated.

How flirty were high school students in the past?

Just puff out your chest, give me a wink, and immediately rush over, sticking out your tongue and wagging your tail.

Why are high-quality boys in college so difficult to get?

No reply to text messages, no response to chat, no response when acting coquettishly...

So angry, so angry!

She thought about it, sometimes doubting herself, sometimes doubting Han Lie, and sometimes doubting Xi Luting.

be terribly upset.

However, her character is indeed as tough as Han Lie judged.

After thinking wildly for a while, when she saw Duan Xiaoyi, she immediately put her mind down and said hello with a smile.

There are plenty of fish.

Han Lie is very good, but Duan Xiaoyi is not necessarily bad either.

Until the moment of sale, who knows which one is more valuable?

Keep them all!

Xi Luting glanced at Yu Yun, who was chatting with Duan Xiaoyi again, with a trace of sarcasm flashing in his eyes.

…

Han Lie planned to go to the electronics market to buy a new mobile phone and a laptop.

The old phone is too laggy and should be replaced long ago.

Moreover, the mobile phone number belongs to Mengcheng. Roaming and long distance are just a waste of money.

Han Lie does lack experience, but the problem is that now he is even more short of money.

It’s better to save unnecessary waste when you can…

Before leaving, he went back to his dormitory.

As soon as he reached the door, he heard snoring coming from the room.

Yo, are the kids catching up on their sleep?

We all stayed up all night yesterday and had no place to sleep during the day?

Han Lie immediately understood what was going on. He was very familiar with this state when he was in college.

Yes, we are so destined, let me say hello to you again!

Han Lie walked lightly, then slowly inserted the key and opened the door, trying not to make any noise.

I pushed the door open and closed it again, and finally there was a "squeak" sound.

There were three kinds of snoring sounds in the dormitory, but at this moment, one of them suddenly disappeared.

Han Lie ignored it.

The curtains in front of the balcony were tightly drawn, and the fourth floor of the men's dormitory was blocked from the sunlight by the women's dormitory, so the room was a little dark.

Han Lie walked quietly to Huang Wei's bed and stopped at the head of the bed.

Huang Wei was sleeping soundly at this time, holding the quilt between his arms, turning his body sideways and facing the wall.

Han Lie stood there motionless, his eyes fixed on the back of Huang Wei's head.

Little by little, he breathed harder.

…

LV was preoccupied with something, so she slept the lightest and most uneasily.

When Han Lie pushed the door open, he felt something.

By the time the squeaking sound came out, he was basically awake.

But he didn't open his eyes immediately, mainly because he didn't know what to talk to Han Lie.

As a result, Han Lie suddenly stopped moving and did not move towards his bed.

This made LV very puzzled.

Brother, what are you doing?

LV quietly opened her eyes and saw a figure standing quietly in front of Huang Wei's bedside.

Damn it!

LV covered her mouth tightly and felt a sudden violent contraction in her bladder.

Need to pee.

Han Lie stood there for a full 10 minutes, while LV stared at him for 10 minutes.

Not daring to say a word, not daring to move.

That kind of inner suffering cannot be described in words.

At the eleventh minute, Huang Wei's snoring stopped, he mumbled twice indistinctly, and arched towards the bed again.

The body was curled up like a prawn, and the head was basically pressed against the wall.

Han Lie finally moved.

LV quickly closed his eyes and pulled the quilt hard towards his face, completely covering his head.

In his perception, the scary big brother stood in front of his and Xiao Dongbei's bedside, stopping there for a long time.

five minutes?

Or ten minutes?

LV doesn’t know, he just feels that seconds are like years.

There were gaps in the quilt, but he didn't dare to open his eyes.

Could that dull and terrifying gaze be waiting outside the gap, peeking inside? !

LV doesn't dare to gamble, and the more he thinks about it, the more he becomes afraid.

Until the footsteps left, then he put his backpack on the desk, then opened and closed the door, and heard the sound of distant footsteps coming from the corridor...

LV finally dared to lift the quilt and gasped heavily.

At this moment, Huang Wei, who was diagonally across from him, suddenly turned over and sat up, yelling in a tearful voice.

"You're so numb... How can you live in this dormitory? Huh?! You're so stupid, I'm scared to death... That's what Wori's grandma did!"

"Fuck!"

LV was so frightened that he trembled all over: "Old Huang, when did you wake up?"

Huang Wei continued to cry, his voice was extremely aggrieved.

"MLGBD! I suddenly felt something wrong while I was sleeping. The back of my head felt cold, as if something was lying behind me and blowing on me...

As I woke up slowly and slowly, I felt someone behind me breathing...

I didn't dare to move, and I checked for a long time...

The grass tramples the horse! It turns out! "

Huang Wei stood up and put on his clothes.

"Brother, you can play by yourself! I'm going out to rent a house...WCTMLGXBD!"

After packing up his things three times, five times five times two, Huang Wei turned around and left.

Before leaving, he even threw a paper bag on Xiao Dongbei's head.

"Silly beep! Why don't you sleep! You'll sleep until you count the balls!"

Xiao Dongbei was woken up by the smash, his face was full of confusion, and he asked in confusion: "Ah? It's evening? Are you going to eat?"

"Eat shit!"

LV was so angry that he turned over and covered himself with the quilt: "You can do what you want! The real owner who caused the trouble is gone, so you can't take it out on me, right? I'm so worried... I'm going out to rent a house too!"

Xiao Dongbei opened his eyes blankly, looking left and right, extremely puzzled.

What's going on?

Did the two brothers quarrel?

So what should we do tonight?

Who's treating you?

What to eat?