Consumer male god

Before school was over, the teacher ended the lesson early.

Yu Yun finally plucked up the courage and found a suitable angle to talk to Han Lie.

"Brother Lie, where are we going to eat later? Tingting and I are going to the cafeteria, do you want to come together?"

"canteen?"

Han Lie shook his head: "It's too expensive, I can't afford it."

In fact, the main reason is that I don’t want to get too close to Yu Yun.

As soon as I finished responding, my phone suddenly vibrated.

Han Lie took it out and saw that it was Chen Yanfei's friend application, and he felt very good.

Yu Yun gritted her teeth in anger when she saw the 5S rich gold in Han Lie's hand.

"You can't afford the canteen, but you can afford the 5S that just came on the market?!"

"yes!"

Brother Lie's thoughts were all on Chen Yanfei, and he said casually: "It's because all the money was used to buy 5S, so I can only eat rubbish!"

Perfect reason!

Brother Lie felt that his rejection was extremely gentlemanly.

As a result, Yu Yun’s reaction was completely unexpected——

"It doesn't matter, I'll treat you!"

Six decisive words, determination that cannot be doubted.

Han Lie quickly passed Chen Yanfei's friend application and continued to talk casually: "Really or not? I don't have the money to return the invitation..."

Yu Yun was almost furious.

Why is this straight guy so clueless? !

Is this your return invitation? !

Gritting his teeth, he suppressed his anger and replied: "Really! You don't need to return the invitation. My living expenses are enough. It doesn't matter if I treat you to a few more meals!"

Han Lie didn't have the skills to flirt with girls, and he was too distracted by it, so his first reaction wasn't very quick.

But he had level 3 psychology knowledge, so he finally reacted.

Yo ho?

Dude, did you succeed in reverse fishing? !

Now the offense and defense are changing positions. She is nervous, she cares, she takes the bait, and she is anxious!

Okay, it’s my turn to walk you, right?

hey-hey!

Han Lie clicked his eyes, his eyes were clear and shy, and his expression was a little hesitant: "Isn't it good? Well...is there something wrong with you?"

Xi Luting looked at Han Lie acting there and rolled his eyes almost to the sky.

It’s the same thing again!

You seem like a polyester drama queen from the last century!

Not only did she see it, Yu Yun also saw it.

Having just experienced such a scene, whoever believes that Han Lie is a young boy now is a purebred husky!

"Brother Lie, just give me some face~~~ Let's go, let's go!"

Yu Yun ignored Han Lie's performance and pressed forward directly.

Han Lie couldn't play anymore and said OK indifferently.

"Okay, let's go. I'll eat as long as you dare. Eat and drink together, I've never been afraid before!"

"puff!"

Fang Feifei, who pricked up her ears to eavesdrop, couldn't help herself when she heard that keyword.

He didn't say anything when he squirted out, but he still lay on the table, laughing so hard that his shoulders twitched.

Yu Yun didn't react.

As a result, Xi Luting followed Fang Feifei's footsteps and burst out laughing.

She pushed Xi Luting twice in dissatisfaction: "What are you doing? Are you two sick?!"

"Humbling, eating and drinking...goose, goose, goose, goose..."

Yu Yun finally understood and blushed again.

Her brain suddenly twitched, she grabbed Han Lie's thigh with familiarity, and asked fiercely with a red face: "Hey! Did you do it on purpose?!"

If it weren't for those charming eyes that were almost dripping with water, Brother Lie would really believe it.

hiss……

You bold evildoer, please let go of Sajia's legs!

Han Lie was in pain and happiness, and grinned and replied: "What did I do on purpose? Do you think I am a low official? I only eat in serious canteens!"

Low was still trying to calm down, but he was innocently shot again.

But this time, he didn't dare to look back.

You can scold me if you like. Anyway, I won't lose my temper. Even if I say a stubborn word, I will lose!

Yu Yun squeezed again before letting go of Han Lie's thigh.

His heart beat three hundred beats, blood rushed to his face like crazy, and his brain felt dizzy.

She groaned painfully in her heart: Are you crazy? !

But the crazy secretion of dopamine was telling her: Just be bolder, this is so happy...

When her rationality returned, she began to feel annoyed again: Damn, why are you so frivolous? !

The fierce conflict seemed to tear her apart. For ten seconds, she couldn't even say a normal word, and she lost all awareness of everything happening in the outside world.

Fortunately, no one noticed anything strange.

Everyone thought she was embarrassed by the joke and didn't think about it in other directions - couldn't even think of it.

Fang Feifei finally laughed enough and suddenly hit a straight ball.

"Brother Lie, it's too disgusting to eat and drink with Yunyun, otherwise I'd better treat you!"

Oh? !

The goddess actually wants to get involved? !

Han Lie was slightly startled and looked at her.

Fang Feifei held her little face with her hands and smiled sweetly, her eyes a little dodgey and a little shy.

Han Lie quickly figured it out.

At this time in his previous life, Duan Xiaoyi's energy was mainly focused on Xi Luting.

Although Fang Feifei had a certain fondness for Duan Xiaoyi, she didn't show much enthusiasm because of Xi Luting's presence.

At this stage, she can chat with most of the boys in the class.

Even Han Lie in his previous life had a good relationship with her.

It's just that at that time, Han Lie was too sensitive and was stabbed by Pan Shaohang on the train, so he didn't dare to express his affection for her.

Two more things happened later, which caused her to completely lose sight of Han Lie.

Duan Xiaoyi then gave up on Xi Luting and pursued Fang Feifei, and they were together in less than a month.

That was during my first semester of college.

There should be a lot of stories and accidents in the middle, but unfortunately Han Lie's relationship with his roommates is so bad that they don't know anything about it.

Anyway, after arriving at the back, Fang Feifei gave up on herself for some unknown reason and slept with everyone else in the dormitory, while ignoring Han Lie.

Later, on the day Duan Xiaoyi and Yu Yun got married, Fang Feifei posted in the class group——

"Duan Xiaoyi, you must die a happy death! Yu Yun, you should regret it slowly!"

Yu Yun may really regret it.

Because according to people familiar with the matter, Yu Yun wore Duan Xiaoyi's hat very blatantly.

Moreover, it was Yu Yun who initiated the divorce, but it was Duan Xiaoyi who begged for it.

That's ridiculous.

Han Lie neither knew nor cared how credible those gossips were.

But looking back now, some things are right.

For example, today's Fang Feifei is not that goddess yet, at most she is a little fairy with an extreme personality, and she has not yet developed real feelings for Duan Xiaoyi.

This girl is much more "dare to love and hate" than Yu Yun.

Therefore, it is really not surprising that he took a fancy to Han Lie and took the initiative to pursue him.

Compared with Duan Xiaoyi, the fully upgraded version of Han Lie crushed him in every aspect.

The result of the face-to-face battle just now was tragic.

With Brother Xiao Yi's perfect assist, whether it's Yu Yun or Fang Feifei, as long as Brother Lie wants to, he is guaranteed to be able to confirm the relationship within three days.

But the problem is...

Brother Lie didn't want to.

Neither of them is qualified for a serious relationship.

It has nothing to do with appearance. The two of them have a basic appearance of about 90 points, and they can be regarded as beauties.

The main reason is that my personality and inner qualities are not good enough.

Both men have obvious character flaws and a serious lack of content.

Not studying well is not a big problem, but you must have some goals or positive hobbies, right?

It turns out that one is a love brain, and the other fantasizes about marrying a rich second generation every day.

Hobbies include watching TV dramas, putting on makeup, gossiping, and parking cars...

Am I going to talk to you about a bullshit relationship?

Nowhere!

Of course, you still have to eat.

So Han Lie smiled at Fang Feifei and shamelessly threw the pot to Yu Yun.

"I'm just a foodie. As long as it's fragrant and soft enough, I can eat anyone's food. Otherwise, why don't you discuss it with Yu Yun?"

Several girls' eyes widened.

Startled again.