Consumer male god

While talking and laughing, a group of boys and girls boarded the subway together.

The location of the zoo is very remote. It is quite a hassle to go to the south square of the train station and transfer to the dedicated line.

Although it is not the peak operating period, it is still difficult to find seats.

By the time we finally arrived at the Magic City Zoo, everyone's high level of excitement when they set out had dropped by at least half.

Finally someone couldn't help but complain.

"What do you think? Going so far to see monkeys..."

The one muttering was a local girl from Shanghai.

Duan Xiaoyi happened to be nearby and casually echoed: "That's right! Ever since we were young, the school has organized us to come here many times..."

"It's so cheap! A student ticket only costs 65 yuan. Do you think people as rich as yours can't even spend the rent on eight houses?"

Chen Ping didn't have any malicious intent when talking, but Duan Xiaoyi was too sensitive. As soon as he heard "eight suites", he immediately felt ashamed and angry.

"Sure! What's the excuse for being cheap? You're short of money, right? I'll make up for the difference!"

Chen Ping was unhappy and had a bad temper: "Fuck! You're already here and you're still beeping. Who is begging you to come?"

Although classmate Xiaoyi doesn't have much standing in front of Brother Lie, he is a confident second generation and will definitely not spoil Chen Ping.

"How can I do that?"

Chen Ping didn't understand, but one look at Duan Xiaoyi's eyes wide open and he knew - oh, it's the starting position before a fight.

Respond decisively and reciprocally.

"What are you looking at when you step on the horse?!"

One of the two spoke in the dialect of Modu and the other in the dialect of Northeast China. I got choked up while going back and forth.

Xi Luting turned around when he heard the noise, and everyone was stunned.

A good buddy in the dormitory, who was still acting like honey mixed with oil in the morning, why did he start having sex without any warning? !

"What's going on with you two?!"

With two big steps, he rushed between the two of them, scolding him with a frosty face.

Duan Xiaoyi felt a little wilted immediately, but Chen Ping refused to give up.

Seeing this, Yu Yun decisively hid beside Han Lie, holding his arm and trembling.

"Oh! They won't fight, right? It's so scary..."

It's so scary.

Han Lie's entire arm was almost deformed by the squeeze, and the feeling of oppression was simply terrifying.

He hurriedly comforted her: "It's okay, I can't fight...let me go."

"seriously?"

It was as if Yu Yun didn't hear the second part of the sentence, and instead hugged her tighter.

Brother Lie is numb.

I can hold it, but my pants can’t hold it anymore...

How can I allow you to insult and trample my image in public? !

Fortunately, the classmates were paying attention to the conflict between Chen Ping and Duan Xiaoyi, and no one noticed Brother Lie's dilemma.

Um, no, there is one.

Fang Feifei stared at Yu Yun's performance dumbfounded, feeling the gap deeply.

After thinking for less than a second, she rushed over decisively and grabbed Han Lie's other arm.

"Brother Lie, I...I'm scared too!"

Han Lie couldn't laugh or cry.

Are you two afraid of a der?

Those two idiots can quarrel eight times a day, and they only fight twice in total. That extreme situation will definitely not happen today.

I'm the one who should be scared, okay?

"Then you two let go of me and I'll take care of them."

Han Lie tried his best to persuade her, but to no avail.

"do not go!"

"don't want!"

"What if they beat you?"

"Dog eat dog, ignore it!"

The two girls are extremely talented, and the reasons are readily available.

Moreover, his hands and feet were not honest, and he almost drove Han Lie crazy.

He now has no shortage of IQ, experience, and social experience, but his body is still a baby, and he has excellent physical health and cannot tolerate stimulation.

Both girls were beautifully dressed, and their bodies exuded the fragrance after bathing, which was hot and spicy.

Han Lie couldn't bear it anymore.

The arms cannot move, but the wrist is bent, the palm of the hand is pressed, and the fingers are moved.

"Hey!"

Fang Feifei and Yu Yun exclaimed at the same time, and let go of Han Lie's hand as if they were electrocuted.

His face instantly turned red.

Brother Lie took a deep breath and hurriedly lifted his pants.

Mom, why are these two bitches so scary?

In their previous life, they didn't...

No, the two of them were top-notch bitter rivals in their last life, but they just didn't show any cruelty to Han Lie.

Brother Lie suddenly realized that he would be in danger if he continued fishing.

They really dare to do it when given the chance!

Should I take it easy?

While he was thinking about it, Han Lie suddenly saw Xi Luting looking around and touching the crowd.

What are you looking for?

Damn it, are you looking for me? !

By the time Han Lie figured it out, their eyes had already met.

Xi Luting's eyes showed strong joy, and he waved to Han Lie hurriedly, which clearly meant: Dear, don't watch the fun, come and help!

Han Lie felt numb again.

How can I help?

I dare not move at all!

In an instant, a flash of inspiration occurred. Brother Lie decisively put on the mask of pain, bent down, clutched his stomach, turned around and ran away.

Xi Luting's eyes widened little by little, confused.

Dog man, play me? !

I asked you to do a little favor, and you're going to play shit with me? !

OK OK!

Xi Luting watched Han Lie go away in a hurry. He was so angry that he was shaking all over. His face was as cold as ice. He turned his head and cursed:

"You two want to fight, right?

Now go find a place where no one is and fight as much as you like!

After cleaning yourself up, don't affect the mood of your classmates!

Now, everyone is dismissed and free to move around! "

After saying that, he turned around and walked straight to the zoo gate.

Duan Xiaoyi and Chen Ping were completely stunned. They glared at each other unconvincedly and separated with groans.

The remaining students were even more confused. It was a good gathering, but why did it break up inexplicably when they arrived at the door?

"What are you doing?"

"Are these two people sick?"

"What should we do now?"

"You're all here, let's form a team and go in for a walk..."

Everyone looked at each other in confusion, and finally found friends with whom they were close and dispersed in twos and threes.

Xi Luting spread his long legs and went straight to the Penguin Pavilion alone.

Fang Feifei and Yu Yun stared at each other, neither of them embarrassed to chase Han Lie.

After a while, Fang Feifei was pulled away by Liu Yajie. Yu Yun snorted coldly and turned around to walk in the opposite direction.

The rest of the people were making wild complaints in their own small groups. Duan Xiaoyi, Chen Ping, and even Xi Luting were all scolded.

The party fell apart immediately.

Han Lie squatted in the small square outside the public toilet, opened the temporary party group on WeChat, and waited quietly.

After waiting for a long time, the group was silent.

I opened QQ again and looked at the class group, but there was also no movement.

Ai? !

what's the situation? !

Brother Lie was stunned.

He didn't join any small groups, and he didn't have any boy friends, so he was completely blind.

Brother, is this... being left behind? !

After being dumbfounded for a while, Han Lie finally received news from Fang Feifei and Yu Yun.

Fang Feifei: "Brother Lie, what are you doing? I'm in the woods behind the elephant hall, can you come to me?"

Yu Yun: "Bad guy! I can't even wear my safety pants... What should I do? Hey, I don't know if there is a hotel nearby..."

Damn it!

Brother Lie can't hold it anymore.

When a girl takes the initiative, she really has nothing to do with a man, which is really hard to handle.

So, should we go see elephants or go to a hotel to help others?

It is impossible to be cowardly, but you have to carefully consider the pros and cons.

Brother Lie didn't hesitate for too long and decisively opened Xi Luting's chat interface.

Three straightforward words.

"Help!"

Xi Luting was sitting on a chair in the Penguin Pavilion, sulking. When he saw Han Lie's message, he originally didn't want to pay attention to it.

But those three words really made her curious.

After struggling for a while, I finally couldn't hold it back anymore and replied angrily with three punctuation marks.

"???"

"I have a bad stomach, I didn't bring any paper! (crying) (crying) (crying)"

Poof!

Xi Luting was caught off guard and was so amused that his branches trembled wildly.

Han Lie's reply was not an explanation, but it was better than an explanation.

In an instant, her anger dissipated.

Moreover, a kind of narrow-minded mentality arises spontaneously.

The small sample finally fell into my hands, right?

Wait for me!

If I don’t make you cry today, my surname will be Han!