Consumer male god

"What's wrong with you, dog man?!"

Xi Luting was so angry that he couldn't hold it back anymore and slandered Han Lie again.

"It's nothing?"

Han Lie pursed his lips tightly and straightened his chest with a serious face.

"My back is itchy...you hit me too hard."

Once the level 3 acting skills are activated, the little eyes are so innocent.

"snort!"

Xi Luting snorted arrogantly, accepting Han Lie's explanation.

In fact, she felt guilty.

I didn't think about anything when I started to do it. After I got angry, I felt embarrassed and...a little scared.

How could I be so unladylike?

Besides, a dog man doesn’t have the appearance of a domineering president, but he has the bad temper of a domineering president. He never tolerates women. What if he fights back?

If he slaps him with a big round hand...

hiss!

Just thinking about it makes me sting...it hurts.

Recently, Xi Luting reads those heavy-spoken articles every day. No matter how strong his resistance is, he will inevitably be affected.

In addition, she has always regarded Han Lie as the incarnation of the male protagonist, which is an immersive experience for the plot.

In an instant, she thought of so many scenes.

The roots of his ears were quietly red.

I really don’t blame her for her random thoughts.

To be honest, this is generally the case for people who write beautifully and delicately.

He is good at association and transforming words and pictures into each other. His inner world is rich and colorful, and his wild ideas always pop out uncontrollably...

Otherwise, how could she become a brain-filling monster?

Nature dictates it.

Xi Luting held on to his airs, pretended not to care, turned around and walked towards the school gate.

"Follow up!"

Han Lie smiled playfully and followed her slowly.

This is what you strongly requested...

If something unexpected happens later, don't blame me!

After walking more than 50 meters one after another, Xi Luting finally recovered and started chatting with Han Lie again.

"Why are you delivering express so early in the morning? Are you too diligent?"

Han Lie almost couldn't hold back his laughter.

Ask me?

Hey, little cucumber asked the right person, I really know!

Inter-school express delivery, sharing a courier point, is already fast, and Brother Ham specially expedited it for you...

Hold it, hold it, don't laugh!

Han Lie replied seriously: "It proves that you have good luck today and all your wishes come true! Hey, what's your zodiac sign?"

When this was mentioned, Xi Luting's attention was instantly diverted.

"I am a Capricorn woman! And I am the last Capricorn in 1994! Do you still know about horoscopes?"

I know nothing about horoscopes. I only know that you are very lucky today...

Han Lie was thinking something in his mind and did not hesitate to lie: "Strong, sensitive, proud, persistent in love, and rich in inner world, well, it does look like your character!"

Xi Luting suddenly felt delighted and in a great mood.

There are many boys who want to get close to her through their zodiac signs. In the past, she dismissed them, but now she seems to have found a soulmate.

So, licking has no way out.

Only if you are good enough, common interests and hobbies will be the catalyst.

"Hey, what's your zodiac sign?"

Xi Luting babbled and asked like Han Lie.

"Guess?" Brother Lie teased with a half-smile.

"Um...Leo?"

"Hey! You're really good!" Han Lie's face was full of surprise.

"snort!"

Xi Luting stood up, raised his chin slightly, and stretched out a tendon on his long, snow-white swan neck, which looked particularly sexy.

"Domineering, strong, rational, and decisive in doing things... what else could he be but a lion?"

"awesome!"

Han Lie gave her a thumbs up to coax her, making her smile brightly, her fox eyes curved into a crescent moon.

"I'm telling you... blah blah blah..."

Xi Luting enthusiastically shared her knowledge of zodiac signs with Han Lie, and she kept talking all the way.

Brother Lie nodded his head hummingly and smiled secretly.

He knew exactly what was going on.

When Brother Ham was writing, he deliberately set the hero's birthday on August 1st, only eight days earlier than Han Lie's birthday.

The two male protagonists, one real and one fake, are the same constellation as Ta Ma.

Xi Luting subconsciously guessed at Leo, is that right? !

During the pleasant exchange, the two came to the entrance of Shanwai University and found the courier boy.

She took the package casually and shook it.

"Huh? So light..."

"Let's go and eat. I'm so hungry."

Han Lie deliberately pretended to be indifferent and not curious about her things at all.

"Okay, let's go!"

Xi Luting glanced at the express delivery list and saw the word "jewelry" written in the item column.

The beautiful girl breathed a sigh of relief.

In fact, she realized it when she was halfway there - it would be inconvenient to open the things sent by Brother Ham in front of Han Lie.

Brother Ham’s original words were: “a good thing” and “a huge help”

What could that be?

She was really afraid that Brother Ham would send a professional book on the study of Sima. It would be really embarrassing if she opened it in front of Han Lie.

Jewelry is good, jewelry is easy to conceal.

…

Despite warning himself repeatedly, Xi Luting still couldn't control his random thoughts.

She suddenly thought: Han Lie must not let Han Lie know the truth of the matter, but what would happen if he saw it?

He is the incarnation of the male protagonist...

Does being seen by him count as participation to some extent?

Will it help my experience?

Will...

Oh my god!

No, no!

Xi Luting, you must not get too involved in the drama!

…

Seeing that they were about to arrive at the entrance of the cafeteria, Xi Luting did not say a word. Han Lie turned around in confusion and saw her thinking about something in a daze while gritting her teeth.

This girl is so clever.

Han Lie couldn't guess what she was thinking about, so he just waved his hand in front of her face in a funny way.

"Hey, wake up, we're here!"

"Huh? Ah, let's go!"

Xi Luting suddenly woke up, and then immediately turned serious, as if someone owed her eight hundred yuan.

The two of them had just entered the door and turned right. Suddenly they were both stunned - there was a person blocking them in front of them.

Yu Yun clenched her small fists and glared at the two of them with gritted teeth. She was breathing heavily and her chest was rising and falling violently.

Xi Luting suddenly remembered that today it was Yu Yun's turn to treat the dog man to breakfast, but he intercepted her.

Of course she wouldn't feel guilty, but she didn't want to quarrel with Yu Yun in the cafeteria.

So he nodded calmly and said hello calmly: "Are you up? I ran into Han Lie during my morning jog and we were about to have dinner together."

Han Lie was even more indifferent, and his face was at least five layers of passivity.

"The squad leader is treating me today. She doesn't know what I like to eat. You can accompany the squad leader to get food."

⊙o⊙!

Both girls were dumbfounded.

are you human? !

Yu Yun didn't even say a word, she was clearly arranged.

She has a little self-doubt now - did I accidentally make some mistake, so am I being punished here?

Otherwise, how could Han Lie be so confident? !

Xi Luting was even more confused.

I invited you to dinner, and you sat there like an uncle, and even designated a maid to supervise my ordering...

Are you really just showing filial piety to the great master? !

The two sisters looked at each other and suddenly they were no longer angry with each other.

With Han Lie present, it is simply unscientific to be angry with others.

Who can be a better dog than him?

Xi Luting stretched out his long legs, walked straight to the cafeteria window, and dropped a sentence.

"Whether you want to come or not, you will eat whatever I buy!"

And the aftertaste...

One second Yu Yun was sharing the same hatred with Xi Luting, and the next second she suddenly bumped into Han Lie and asked softly:

"Brother Lie, did I do something wrong that made you angry? Why did you suddenly make an appointment with Tingting today? If there is something wrong with me, just tell me and I will change it quickly!"

Tsk tsk, Tea Mother is Tea Mother, and it can evolve so fast alone...

Han Lie threw the pot casually: "No, today is really unexpected. She suddenly wanted to invite me to dinner, and I was shocked."

Yu Yun got the answer, but her expression was not happy.

"Why? Tingting...forget it, I won't ask anymore."

Seeing that Han Lie was a little impatient, she quickly changed her words and her heart sank suddenly.

She is not afraid of Fang Feifei. No matter how proactive Fang Feifei is, she can only do that.

But it was impossible for her not to be afraid of Xi Luting.

That leg guy is a natural enemy even if he shows his face alone.

Yu Yun took a step forward again and wanted to hold Han Lie's arm, but Han Lie firmly pushed her away.

"You go help carry the things, and I'll find a seat."

Such an impolite move made her obedient, not daring to resist at all.

"oh."

Yu Yun pursed her lips in aggrieved tone and turned around to chase after Xi Luting.

No matter how reluctant she appeared, she obeyed in the end.

Brother Lie was in a strange mood.

Why was I so stupid in my previous life?

Why waste three years on this kind of woman? !

In fact, the reason is very simple——

Han Lie in his previous life was really bad. He didn't have an accurate position for himself, but he had to think about a good match.

It's easy to find a girlfriend by lowering your standards, but in the end, you don't like the ones that suit you, and you don't have the ability to win the ones you like, so you can only try to lick her to win the chance.

Look, you all know that there is little hope, but you are not willing to admit defeat, and you don’t have the willpower to improve yourself. If you are not unlucky, who is unlucky?

There are no things much ado about.

Han Lie didn't realize who he was until he was almost 30 years old, and the days that followed were much easier and comfortable.

It's stupid looking back, but this is the real life of ordinary people.

Han Lie had seen a few cheating elites who were never stupid, and he could only say that he couldn't compare to them and couldn't envy them.

Without the system, Han Lie would still be just an ordinary person who lived a relatively clear life. He would not end up alone, but he would not have any great future and live his life in an ordinary way.

This is self-knowledge.

Han Lie knew very well that he was not a born winner, but a loser who was unexpectedly promoted from the ordinary class.

The good thing is that he understands the mentality of ordinary people very well and knows what Yu Yun thinks and wants.

A true pride of heaven may not be able to control her.

This is a ruthless woman who dares to give her husband a thumbs up. Her growth rate is far faster than that of those big-hearted straight men.

Thinking that there was nothing there, Han Lie quickly found a less conspicuous corner and sat there like an uncle.

Xi Luting and Yu Yun worked hard twice and finally served the meals.

Chicken cake with meat buns, beef noodles with braised eggs, plus two side dishes, it's extremely rich.

However, the two sisters, who usually have a good relationship, were obviously a little unhappy today.

Yu Yun pouted angrily, while Xi Luting's expression was cold.

No need to ask, they must have just finished their quarrel.

Xi Luting had long legs and took a few long steps to sit next to Han Lie first.

Yu Yun gritted her teeth, pulled down her tight T-shirt, and sat down opposite Han Lie.

Don't think too dirty, she just wants to cover her waist.

The obvious thing~~~

After sitting down, Xi Luting handed Han Lie a pair of chopsticks: "Let's eat, uncle!"

eat!

Does it matter to me that the world is falling apart?

Eating is the biggest thing.

When Han Lie was taking the chopsticks, two people suddenly walked over in front of him.

Two girls, and they are acquaintances.

Their eyes met, and both sides were stunned for a moment.

Xi Luting's senses were very keen. He raised his head subconsciously, his pupils shrank instantly, and his expression became colder.

Han Lie greeted generously: "Long time no see, you two."

Pan Ge suppressed the surprise in his eyes, glanced at Xi Luting with his beautiful eyes, smiled and nodded: "Good morning."

Tofu didn't have such a good attitude, and his expression was a bit weird.

"Brother Lie, are you... getting a new meal ticket?"

One sentence made Xi Luting gasp in anger.

Han Lie had no intention of helping her, and replied with a smile: "It's hard to say now, the new meal ticket is not very stable."

Xi Luting's eyes widened.

Yu Yun felt relieved and secretly chuckled.

Pan Ge quietly pulled Doufu's sleeve, and then Doufu grabbed her with his backhand and pushed her to sit at the dining table next to Han Lie.

Oops! It’s really getting more and more lively...

Of course Han Lie didn't care, he ate normally and chatted normally.

"Why did you get up so early today?"

"Morning?"

Pan Ge raised his wrist and looked at his watch.

"It's 7:15. If I lived on campus, I would eat at this time every morning."

It was a ladies' watch that Han Lie didn't recognize, and it looked quite gorgeous.

Moreover, her movements of raising her hands and feet were particularly graceful. It was not a pretentious manner, but a habitual and regular manner.

Envy flashed in Yu Yun's eyes, and vigilance appeared in Xi Luting's eyes.

"Are you afraid of trouble?" Han Lie asked with a smile.

Pan Ge was stunned for a moment, then nodded with a smile and acquiesced.

The first class in the morning starts at 8 o'clock. Seniors are not in school, juniors do not go to class, and sophomores do not have breakfast. Only freshmen occasionally come to the cafeteria.

The peak dining period in the canteen is between 7:30 and 7:50. Pan Ge came 20 minutes in advance, which will reduce a lot of unnecessary trouble.

Everyone can understand this truth, but someone has to explain it.

Only Han Lie could guess a word when he heard it, with a delicate mind and quick reactions.

Xi Luting looked at the two people asking and answering questions, with a tacit understanding, and suddenly felt sour in his heart.

Dog men and women look so compatible!

What's that called?

CP feeling? !

As if by mistake, she peeled off the eggs for Han Lie, put them gently in the noodle bowl, and warned in a cold voice: "Eat well, I worked so hard to buy it for you. It won't taste good when it's cold."

hiss!

Yu Yun took a breath and couldn't believe that Xi Luting could do this for Han Lie.

So, I’m going to be my ex?

Pan Ge felt provoked, but only found it interesting.

Demonstrate with me... Are you panicking?

I didn’t even eat the tofu rice, I was so excited watching the excitement.

What drama can be more interesting than a scene like this?

If you stop for even a second, you may miss the big melon!

All the actors are in place, except Han Lie who has not yet moved.

Everyone looked over and stared at the only male protagonist.

Lactulose worked, thanks guys.