Consumer male god

"Come out, you bastard, you bastard!"

"Do you know what I went through today?! Ah?!"

"Do you know how many people the broken dog chain was exposed in front of?! Huh?!"

"Do you know how much I wanted to hang myself in the cafeteria with that chain at that moment?! Huh?!"

"The cafeteria! That's the fucking cafeteria!"

"I'm so stupid, really..."

"Can you imagine my classmate holding a collar and looking at me with wide eyes and trembling fear?!"

Next, slightly, slightly, slightly...

Although he was just looking at the text on the screen, Brother Lie still shrank his neck, as if angry saliva would spurt out of the screen at any time.

The furious Xi Luting is so scary...

After a dozen or so angry sentences, Little Cucumber realized that Ham was not online at all, and there was no point in scolding him any more, so he finally calmed down.

Well, actually I’m not that calm...

Anyway, she stopped cursing ham and started venting her anger on other people.

I didn’t feel at ease when I first started unpacking my express delivery!

I was really in a daze and didn't react. Otherwise, wouldn't it be better to just tell her that it was a gift from a female netizen?

How can there be all those bad things behind!

How dare she pretend to be innocent with me!

My boyfriend has avoided her many times, but she still doesn’t know how to respect herself!

There were so many flaws that Han Lie didn't know where to start.

First, when did I become a male idol?

Well, eighty percent will be today.

There was no free comfort or free candy. Although she escaped easily, her thoughts were indeed different.

I was embarrassed to admit it in front of Han Lie, but I didn't shy away from it in front of Brother Ham.

This progress is indeed a bit beyond expectations.

Secondly, she is not stupid, and finally figured out Yu Yun’s sinister intentions.

Tea Mother is not an ordinary girl. She would not be so frightened when seeing a toy.

Obviously, Yu Yun is all an act.

Acting is her specialty, and improvising on the spot is her strength. Little Cucumber did not lose unfairly.

Third, you didn’t study hard in class and just observed Yu Yun’s little moves?

Damn, luckily I'm a decent guy and never mess around in class. Otherwise, wouldn't my performance for you be in vain?

Fourth, you finally understand a big thing——

Brother is indeed simple and decent!

You didn't tell me about this earlier!

What a waste of a great opportunity!

Ahem...decent, decent.

After Xiaocuigua finished scolding Yu Yun, he started scolding Pan Ge again.

"That white lotus is not a good thing either. When you cut it open, it's all black... blah blah blah..."

Finally, she gritted her teeth and swore——

"If I don't feel good, they can't feel good either!"

"Black Heart Bailian only played with girls when she was in high school, and she never cared about suitors..."

"Wait! Let's die together!"

"You bastard, I'm going to blow myself up! Tell me when I get online, I have something to discuss with you!"

The sending time of this sentence is 9:20.

The sending time of the next sentence jumped directly to 10:35.

"Hehehehe! My heart is beating so fast now, and my whole body is shaking..."

"But it's so cool!"

"I captured the Black Heart White Lotus!"

"Today, I will take her with me to the college hot search!"

Brother Lie subconsciously opened various groups in the QQ account. Good guy, it really blew up.

I guess the whole humanities are discussing this matter.

At 11 o'clock sharp, she sent two more supplements——

"Hey, don't tell me, her body is so fragrant and soft, and it's super comfortable to hold her in your arms!"

Han Lie suddenly regretted it.

Who knows what trouble she could cause?

And Pan Ge, who doesn’t know whether he is really curious or fake...

What a sin!

Below are the last two messages, sent at 11:25, just before get out of class ended.

Xi Luting's cruelty is no joke.

However, Han Lie did not expect that the Queen's Court would turn dark in advance.

If she continues to be manic, the consequences will be disastrous.

Originally, Han Lie was sitting firmly on the Diaoyutai, able to navigate among several beauties. How comfortable was his life?

How are you now? My scalp is numb from the mess!

Sparks could burst out and set the house on fire at any time, so how could Han Lie sit still?

Han Lie quickly sent her a message back, an emoticon of "I'm coming."

As a result, no feedback was received. She was probably eating.

Or...are you enjoying the admiration of your sisters?

Han Lie had no choice but to wait.

With nothing to do, he opened a few groups to see what everyone was talking about.

The class main group was completely silent because counselor Liu Hong made a speech in the group——

"Xi Luting, come to my office before class in the afternoon!"

Good guy!

The smiling tiger is all gone...

In the rest of the group, everyone was discussing crazily, regardless of whether Xi Luting was there or not.

Chen Ping: "Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, you are so brave!"

Lou Zhi: "The squad leader doesn't leave any way for us to survive..."

Zheng Lei: " @Han Lie, Brother Lie, what do you think?"

Han Lie thought for a while and replied in the group -

“A teapot can be used for up to six teacups, and you won’t be able to pour out any more.

A master key can open countless locks.

If you ask me what I think, I firmly support the state’s ban on the elimination of master keys! (laughing out loud)"

Unless...that key belongs to me.

The group suddenly exploded.

Brother Lie is now an important figure, and what he says is taken seriously by others, even if it seems to be a joke at first glance.

Zheng Lei: "Support!"

Zhang Tieshu: "Resolutely overthrow the squad leader who eats more, occupies more and wastes national resources!"

Lu Yao: "Bah! Brother Lie, you are not a good person either~~~"

Fang Feifei: "Brother Lie, as long as I fill you with six teacups, you won't have the energy to care about what keys others use? Hee hee~~~"

Wow!

God, you can always become smarter from a weird angle...

Han Lie thought about it carefully and found that this proposal was very constructive, so he nodded silently...

After watching the excitement for a while, Han Lie said nothing again. When the time was almost up, he got off the plane and returned to school.

The first class in the afternoon is meditation and escape.

Han Lie watched the market in the library until 3 o'clock, then found the classroom and went to the second period of English.

As soon as I entered the classroom door, many people looked at me.

Yu Yun and Xi Luting waved at the same time.

"Brother Lie, I have an empty seat here!"

"Han Lie, come here, I have something to tell you."

Good guy, it makes people's scalp numb as soon as it comes up...

Han Lie glanced over with a cold expression, walked decisively to Xi Luting and sat down, remaining cold and silent.

The aftertaste is now isolated and easier to control, and can be left to dry.

The Queen's Court will explode at any time, so you have to obey.

You must have rules to be a scumbag, have you learned it? !

Xi Luting raised his chin proudly, glanced sideways at Yu Yun, and squeezed out a cold snort from his nose.

Oh, the conflict between them intensified so quickly?

It's all out there, no cover-up at all...

However, Han Lie did not intend to get involved in this kind of thing, and took the initiative to ask: "What does Liu Hong want from you?"

"Criticize me! You're so cool!"

Xi Luting was very dissatisfied, but still quietly lowered his voice.

"I just want to ask you what to do? Liu Hong means that the impact of my incident is too bad and he wants to take down my squad leader..."

"Listen to him! How bad can it be if it's just a piece of shit?"

Han Lie sneered disdainfully.

Xi Luting frowned, not as delicate and beautiful as Lin Daiyu, but full of anger.

"You mean, he is deliberately looking for trouble?"

"Liu Hong is such a shameless person. He wants to catch you for nothing, so that he can demonstrate his authority and get some benefits. What's more, you made such a big fuss?"

"What should we do?"

"It's simple. You buy two pieces of Soft China, wrap them in a black plastic bag, stuff them under his desk, and then chat with him privately to review them."

"You need two pieces of Chinese for such a trivial matter?!"

"Can you calm down next? Can you guarantee that Lao Liu won't catch you even if you make a small mistake? Isn't it interesting to be stared at by him every day?"

"Forehead……"

Three questions directly stopped Xi Luting from asking.

The little girl has not experienced the hardening of the world and does not understand the rules among adults. She is still very immature now.

But she was willing to believe Han Lie.

"Okay, I'll do it tomorrow morning."

The crispness of it surprised even Han Lie.

She almost agreed to such a private matter, which shows how much she trusts Han Lie.

Or is it called...dependence?

Anyway, Han Lie found that Xiao Cucumber's attitude was obviously different, and he was much better behaved than before.

He couldn't help but smile evilly: "Actually, I still like your unruly look..."

Xi Luting pursed his lips and wrinkled his nose, and shook his fist at him.

"You bitch, stop yelling, or I'll take away your meal ticket in a minute!"

Wow, so cute!

It's easy for Queen Ting not to act like a spoiled child, but once she does, it is indeed very lethal.

The main thing is that sense of freshness and contrast, which is difficult for others to give.

Han Lie was so fascinated that his heart was beating wildly, but he still tried to control it and didn't want her to be too proud.

Pretending to be calm and calm, I gave it a try casually.

"Hey, isn't it appropriate to keep that toy in your hand? There are too many gossips. How about I keep it for you?"

Xi Luting reacted very quickly, and his eyes instantly became full of vigilance.

"What do you want to do?"

"What can I do? Why are you so suspicious?"

Actor Han's expression was very innocent, but unfortunately, Xi Luting still wasn't fooled.

"Humph, I don't need you!"

After returning from the harsh words, she suddenly showed a wicked smile, moved closer to Han Lie, and spoke in a super low voice.

"I'm going to try my hand at your No. 2 licking dog first... Don't blame me for poaching you, this is what she asked for!"

Han Lie was stunned.

After a while, he angrily asked: "Are you moral?!"

"cut!"

Xi Luting squinted his eyes and snorted disdainfully: "As if you are moral!"

Han Lie was momentarily speechless.

I forgot that this girl Xi Luting has a different moral concept than ordinary people.

In fact, judging from Han Lie's shallow life experience, it seems that the moral concepts of most successful people are somewhat "weak".

Those ordinary people who are honest and well-behaved cannot do good deeds, and the bad deeds are not thorough. They only dare to get involved within the scope defined by others, and in the end they basically become stepping stones.

The most important thing is... living is too tiring.

Anyway, Han Lie didn't intend to live by the rules.

You can't do this, you shouldn't do that... Who decided? !

Selfishness is human nature.

When you are not capable, you just keep your eyes open. Who will spoil those cows and horses now that you are capable?

Dealing fairly in everything, not bullying others, and not doing evil is already good enough.

The rest is up to you!

Don't kidnap me!

Han Lie's immature views were roughly the same, and some of them were even influenced by Xi Luting. Therefore, she knocked Han Lie out of his mind with just one sentence.

"Okay, okay, do whatever you like. If something happens, I'll see how you end up with it!"

"Tch, what could happen?"

Xi Luting was not afraid at all, but was eager to give it a try.

"Can it be more serious than me almost being killed? Anyway, I'm going all out. If I don't show some attitude, I will never be able to deal with Pan Ge in this life!"

"Oh! How much resentment is there?" Han Lie laughed dumbly.

"You know nothing!"

"Okay, okay, I don't understand, you are right!"

Even after being reborn, Han Lie still couldn't understand Xi Luting's hostility towards Pan Ge.

Even level 3 psychology is not enough.

I am puzzled by my sister: Why does she have to stop this trend? !

Although he couldn't figure it out, Han Lie was too lazy to care.

Pan Ge is not so easy to chase, Xi Luting is not so easy to get his wish, Fang Feifei and Yu Yun love each other so much, it would not be a pity to lose them.

Seeing that "The Boss Goddess" is about to be recommended in the first wave, how can I have the heart to stir up sour soup with you?

The royalties earned from this book can be put to great use.

Making money is much more important than making objects.

Just let the Queen's court play freely. Anyway, as long as she holds her tightly, no one close to her can escape.

Huh?

Isn't this just a tool man in another sense?

Brother Lie thought for a long time and finally thought it through.

Maybe it's not a bad thing to let her go out and have a hard time.

In ancient times, there was an important position dedicated to yellow—Jiaofang Si Jiaofang Envoy.

Carrying a small leather whip, he taught the daughters of criminal officials to play, play, and sing. Whoever was disobedient would be whipped, and whoever was slow to learn would be whipped again...

Let Xi Luting be the queen, and everything will go crazy.

Appoint her as the envoy of the teaching, and let her make full use of her talents.

That’s it, let’s do it!

"Okay, okay, I wish you success as soon as possible! If Pan Ge is too difficult to deal with, I will approve you to use Fang Feifei to practice. Alas, there is really nothing I can do about you..."

"Hmph! That's pretty much it~~~"

Xi Luting was proud and beautiful, feeling that he was capable again.

Just when Han Lie was about to chuckle, a system prompt suddenly popped up.

[Congratulations on mastering a new skill: Encourage]

[Level: Level 1 (0/100)]

[I will do the good things, and you will do the bad things]

[Used at the same time as cheating, it can have the effect of throwing pot away]

[Used at the same time as pulling, the effect of teasing will be strengthened]

[Note: Let’s learn something serious! Damn you, you are almost full of all kinds of poisons! 】