Consumer male god

The next morning, Han Lie wore a squeaky and refreshing little round inch, playing the role of a chasing boy on the sports track.

When Xi Luting appeared on the sports field dressed beautifully and with a high ponytail tied very thoughtfully, he saw that round little head at a glance.

Xi Luting was a little confused and wanted to laugh.

"No, your head... disappeared for three or four days. Did your feelings go to the detention center?"

"With such a sharp tongue, can you use it for something serious?"

Han Lie laughed angrily: "I'll give you a chance to reorganize the language: does it look good?"

"So stupid~~~Humph! It's business to criticize you!"

Xi Luting covered his mouth and giggled, then took the initiative to pull Han Lie: "Slow down! Come on, tell me what happened?"

She gets into the zone quickly.

From the first expression they met, he was launching a general attack on Han Lie.

"Don't mention it!"

Brother Lie sighed, with a sad expression on his face.

“Yesterday when I came back, I passed by the hairdressing shop outside our school—it’s a pretty big one—but it didn’t look like a detention center. It was like a duck shop as soon as I entered the door...

As soon as you enter the door, there is a little duck... The little teacher shouts: Welcome, I am a distinguished guest!

Then he came up and handed me the cards.

The enthusiasm is quite enthusiastic, but the taste is a bit off.

I didn't think much about it at the time, and casually responded: Teacher Tony, come and tidy up my hair.

Then the little duck asked me: Handsome guy, at what price range are you looking for Mr. Tony? "

"puff!"

Xi Luting burst into laughter suddenly and staggered towards Han Lie.

Brother Lie stretched out his hand to support her, and it felt like he was holding a piece of ice.

It's so cool, it feels so good...

Xi Luting broke away from the dog man's paws and sat down on the lawn in the middle of the sports field, not daring to run any further.

"No... are you sure you went to a barber shop and not some other place? Which barber shop would call a VIP and hand over a sign?"

Han Lie was shocked and looked her up and down suspiciously.

"There's something wrong with you!"

Xi Luting's beautiful eyes looked at Liu Guang: "You are even more wrong! Frankly speaking, did you do something bad yesterday?"

Han Lie stared back at her: "Be honest, have you ever worked in a bathing center?"

Xi Luting immediately broke his guard: "Goosegoose... don't make me laugh... aren't you usually quite aloof?"

Han Lie asked angrily: "You are usually quite aloof, what are you going to do today?"

Xi Luting laughed so hard that tears almost fell.

"I, I... As soon as I see your head and listen to you complain, I want to laugh inexplicably..."

Han Lie stroked the top of his head. It felt great, but the image was indeed a bit different from usual.

But it’s not like a duck, right?

Xi Luting finally stopped laughing and quickly waved his hand: "Go on, I'm ready."

What and what did it get better and continue? !

Han Lie hurriedly recited Buddhist scriptures silently, not daring to think about it any more.

Take two deep breaths and continue telling the story vividly.

"I have to ask clearly!

‘Do you have a lot of Tony teachers in your family? What's the price range? ’

The little brother told me: Our family has senior hairstylist Tony Vkii who costs 68 yuan, hair director Tony Holly who costs 298 yuan, and store manager Tony Gerrey who costs 298 yuan. What price are you looking for, handsome guy? "

"Goose Goose Goose Goose Goose Goose……"

Xi Luting held Han Lie's arm tightly with his left hand and slapped the grass with his right hand, laughing his head off.

Han Lie ignored her and continued.

“I thought, although the name is a bit confusing, you get what you pay for, so let’s get the most expensive one.

Then the little brother asked me to go up to the second floor.

As I was walking up, the little brother suddenly shouted: There is a VIP guest on the second floor, order Mr. Gerrey, the little girl is ready to receive you!

VIP, walk slowly, I wish you success!

The ups and downs of the shouting scared me all over.

At that time I thought to myself: It’s broken! There are some amazing services upstairs..."

"Stop! Goose goose...stop quickly...goose goose goose goose..."

Xi Luting suddenly lay down on the lawn, then rolled over and hit the ground hard, laughing.

Brother Lie's mood is very complicated.

After all, it has to be you, little cucumber!

Things that even men may not know, you will understand in an instant...

Xi Luting was curled up there laughing so hard that she almost died, while Han Lie silently looked at her figure from behind.

Not to mention, when she lies on her side, her curves are very beautiful.

That thin waist sank sharply.

When it comes to the crotch, it rises like a mountain peak again.

Although the little PP is not very good yet, its potential has been initially demonstrated.

A few more pounds of meat will make it the best.

Moreover, her skin is very good, and the exposed waist is delicate and white, making people want to touch her just by looking at it.

Don’t get me wrong, it’s just a hands-on comparison to see how detailed it is~~~

Maybe every beautiful woman is sensitive to looks with special meanings. After Han Lie glanced at her for a few times, Xi Luting suddenly stopped smiling.

She gently pulled her shirt, turned over and sat up, and fiddled with her hair twice.

Her cheeks were red and her eyes were a little soft.

It seems to be a smile, but maybe not.

Everyone who understands understands, and there is no need to explain to those who don’t understand...

She glanced at the side and said, "Then what? Tony, the store manager of 298, just cut this for you?"

Han Lie calmed down and continued talking.

"It has nothing to do with the store manager.

At that time, I thought, what if the little guy comes back again when I check out: VIP, your total consumption is 298, please pay by cash or by credit card?

With his voice, if two classmates happened to walk by outside, would I still be alive?

Forget it, brother, give me a 68 Tony!

Then the guy got angry, rolled his eyes and got me a Tony A that was probably for fighting training..."

The little cucumber, who was so yellow inside, understood instantly.

Moreover, before the previous energy had passed, another wave came, and she completely gave up resistance.

"Goose goose... You, you just tease me on purpose! I, I don't believe it... Goose goose..."

Brother Lie was helpless and rubbed the top of his head again.

"My hair style can't be fake, right? Anyway, don't go to that store in the future. I definitely didn't wash my hair properly before, and the staff training was all done with historical inertia!"

Xi Luting laughed so hard that he swayed left and right and suddenly fell into Han Lie's arms.

Ouch!

what do you mean?

This is very embarrassing for Brother Lie.

Little Cucumber just complimented Brother Ham on my innocence and decency.

At this moment, should I be simple or decent?

After careful consideration for a second, Brother Lie chose to be honest.

He held the back of her head with his left hand and held her shoulders with his right hand, fearing that she would bump into her - come and shout "Brother Lie is so warm"!

So what should you do if you choose simplicity?

Hehe, secret~~~

This time, Xi Luting laughed for a long time.

When I was about to get up, my whole body felt limp and I couldn't muster any energy.

"You are so funny! Your usual aloofness must be all fake, you liar!~~~"

Xi Luting truly felt that Han Lie's sense of humor made her laugh. None of her peers had been able to make her feel this way before.

She couldn't figure out why.

In fact, that is the slightly pornographic jokes that the older pornographic people of later generations are best at!

Fresh, exciting and meaningful.

Then the person speaking should not be vulgar, and the speech and behavior should not be obscene and dirty, but should be generous and generous.

It's best to be serious. The more contrast, the funnier it is.

It's just 2013, and Xi Luting has never participated in a social drinking party, so it feels fresh.

In later generations, middle-aged sultry men like Han Lie have gone through the era of connotation jokes, the era of live broadcast trains, and the era of short video vulgarity, and everyone will be dirty.

Unfortunately, if a man in his thirties does that, no matter how serious he pretends to be, he will look greasy.

Therefore, those who are reborn are all idiots.

With a handsome eighteen-year-old face and a refined heart, he was reborn in a slightly simpler era. Girls would find it interesting to play gangsters as long as they paid a little attention to propriety.

This is not Han Lie's victory, this is the benefit of rebirth.

However, Han Lie did get Xi Luting's pulse right, and the little vest brother Ham was indispensable.

"Tell me, is the haircut thing true or false?"

Xi Luting's expression and tone were a bit coquettish.

Han Lie did not answer directly.

"you guess?"

"It must be fake! How could it be so ridiculous?"

Han Lie smiled and said nothing.

Is it true or false, does it matter?

Anyway, the result is that I made you happy, who cares about what happened? you? !

Xi Luting obviously didn't care.

She was even filled with joy.

After resting enough, she supported Han Lie's knees affectionately, climbed up from the dog man's lap, patted her butt, and turned towards the runway.

"You like to talk but don't talk! Let's go, let's complete today's task!"

So the two people started running laps in a serious manner.

After Xi Luting completed five laps of 2,000 meters, he waited for Han Lie in the equipment area.

It wasn't until Han Lie completed 100 pull-ups on the horizontal bar that the long-awaited invitation finally came out.

"It's Saturday today, do you still want to review it?"

Han Lie knew what she was going to do, so he pretended not to know.

"There is no need for a review, but there is something else. What's wrong?"

Contrary to the expected answer, Xi Luting did not panic and replied naturally: "A new secret room has opened in Hongkou Shopping Mall. I really want to check it out..."

Comrades! must remember!

Girls send this signal that they are waiting for your invitation.

For those half words that he hesitated to say, it was right to take the initiative and rush forward, one at a time.

However, if she just got her way, her score would definitely not be high.

When you meet a good girl, you will hit it off immediately.

After encountering the sea of ​​tea mother, it immediately leaked to the bottom, and it was easy to be pinched.

Although Xi Luting is not the Queen of the Sea, Han Lie has other plans.

So, he glanced at her with a half-smile: "Fang Feifei should be willing to accompany you, right?"

"She didn't dare play in the secret room."

Xi Luting's expression did not change and he immediately came up with a reason.

She and Fang Feifei had gotten very close recently, and it was impossible for Han Lie not to know about it, so she had already thought about how to explain the relationship between the two.

who knows……

Han Lie didn't ask at all.

"What about Pan Ge?"

Xi Luting was stunned for a moment, then frowned: "My relationship with her is not that deep."

Han Lie simply spread his hands and said: "Then the relationship between us is not that big..."

"you!"

Xi Luting's eyes widened in astonishment, and his lips trembled with anger.

Just now he was telling me a joke, and he even put his arm around my shoulders, and now he's so anxious to clear things up? !

Pooh! Dog man!

As if Han Lie didn't see her expression, he asked leisurely: "You have already kidnapped one of my meal tickets, and made a big fuss with Pan Ge, but today you want to ask me out, what do you mean? ?

Are you afraid that my life will be too quiet? "

Xi Luting was immediately asked.

In fact, it was because of these things that she was anxious to communicate with Han Lie and not really regard her as that kind of woman.

To say that she likes Han Lie now is not true.

Calling him a male god in private is not only because he has a high degree of favorability, but more importantly, he is a man of admiration.

After being prompted by Brother Ham, she thought: Can she cultivate a tacit understanding first, wait until the situation calms down, and then let nature take its course and take it a step further?

The result was unexpected, Han Lie didn't accept this trick at all.

At the critical moment, the dog man is still the same hard-hearted domineering boss Xiaomiao.

Han Lie got hard, and she naturally softened.

With a bit of a pleading attitude, he explained: "I didn't mean that! It's just that I really don't have any other friends of the opposite sex. Who else would I look for if not you?"

She thought her gesture was soft enough and her hint was clear enough, so it should be fine.

However, Han Lie remained unmoved.

The dog man frowned tightly and resolutely maintained his boundaries with a particularly hateful distant attitude.

“What kind of relationship you have with them and how you like to play, I don’t care or care.

You have your life, I have my ideals.

We are basically parallel.

Your group of licking dogs - Yu Xueqin, Kong Yize and others, have been shouting very loudly recently, and their presence is particularly strong. Are you annoyed?

Want me to help you withstand them?

Sorry, I can't help it, and I'm not interested in helping.

All the jokes I have made with you before are now invalid. Goodbye! "

Han Lie suddenly turned against him and completely stunned Xi Luting.

After pondering over the names of Yu Xueqin and Kong Yize twice, she suddenly realized.

"No! Han Lie, don't misunderstand..."

However, just as she was about to explain, Han Lie waved his hand behind her back and left without hesitation.

Xi Luting was so angry that his vision went dark and he stamped his feet frantically.

However, she was not angry at Han Lie for being ruthless, but angry at herself for not thinking clearly.

In fact, she does have a little trouble now.

Yu Xueqin is the president of the school student union, a junior, and an admirer of Xi Luting.

Kong Yize is the monitor of the 13th grade all-British trade class and another admirer.

One of the two people has power and ability, and the other is rich and good-looking. They are among the few campus elites who really dare to pursue her.

The cause of the trouble came from her self-destruction.

Ever since she started to "pursue" Pan Ge with great fanfare, her admirers, as well as Pan Ge's admirers, couldn't sit still.

There is no need to mention specific incidents, there is news about them every day anyway.

At this time, anyone who dares to get in front of her and Pan Ge will definitely be attacked by them.

So she felt that Han Lie's misunderstanding was reasonable, and anyone else would inevitably overthink it.

Xi Luting wanted to cry but had no tears.

I really didn’t want to use you to top the cylinder...

Han Lie believed this, but in her previous life, she had done this kind of thing.

Therefore, Han Lie's use of the topic today is not without reason.

First of all, he didn't want to get involved in that muddy water so early.

Secondly, he didn't want to be led by Xi Luting's lead anymore.

What kind of man is he who can't take the initiative and is suppressed by a woman?

Men who like to be on top are arguing with me!

The man Lie leisurely went to the canteen, leaving the evil disciple there stamping his feet, full of resentment.

"Man, who do you think I am?"

"I really didn't want you to take the blame!"

"You didn't even give me a chance to explain?"

"Well done, I...I'll go take care of Pan Ge!"

Pan Ge was sleeping soundly on the velvet bed at home, when he was suddenly awakened by the ringing of the bell.

When I picked it up in a daze, my anger suddenly jumped up.

I've already gone home, and you still dare to chase me and bully me? !

Do you really just eat and sleep and beat Pan Pan?

Okay, you wait!

Pan Ge sneered and hung up the phone, opened Weixin, searched for the number that he had already inquired about, and applied for a friend.

A prompt pops up on the interface——

You have sent a friend application to Gan Chai Liehuo and are waiting for verification by the other party.

Black Heart White Lotus finally took the key step to counterattack.

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