Consumer male god

Pan Ge lowered his attitude so low that he couldn't refuse.

Han Lie had to go out to eat anyway, so he simply went to have a meal and see what she wanted to do.

"Okay, where to go?"

Pan Ge continued to keep a low profile and asked for Han Lie's opinion: "It's November and the crab paste has just taken shape. How about finding a place to eat hairy crabs?"

Oh, what a eldest lady...

In just one sentence, Pan Ge made Han Lie stand in awe.

In his previous life, when he was about 28 years old, Han Lie accidentally learned about the importance of eating hairy crabs when others were bragging.

People who really know how to eat will only eat female crabs in October and only male crabs in November.

Female crabs in October have full and plump roe.

When the cold air comes in November, the crab roe of male crabs takes shape and is the sweetest and most delicious. However, at this time, the crab roe of female crabs becomes lumpy and tastes average.

Han Lie didn't understand before that the hairy crabs he bought online when giving gifts to his boss were all in pairs of males and females, and they looked like a stick.

Ordinary people are always like this. Due to limited knowledge, they often show timidity, not only in terms of "eating".

This is not a big deal and does not affect normal making of friends.

But, when making friends across social circles, people often know what you are like through a single detail. If you don’t have some special skills, it’s actually very difficult for you to fall in love with them.

——If you really have "special" abilities, you may be able to take away your kidneys.

That's why the old saying always says "different circles should not be forced to merge", it does make sense.

Now, Pan Ge's date with Han Lie is a bit "hard-melting".

Brother Lie couldn't think of anything he and she could have in common.

Forget it, just lick it when you get the chance...

So the dog man started to pretend to be stupid: "It's good, but I'm not familiar with demons. You decide the place."

"How about Wang Baohe on Fuzhou Road? It's a time-honored brand before liberation. It's worth experiencing for the first time in Shanghai."

Wang Baohe, I really miss him.

The place was expensive, and Han Lie had only been there twice, but he had a deep memory of the crabs and rice wine.

"Okay, thanks for the recommendation, I'm looking forward to it."

Putting down his phone, Han Lie simply tidied himself up.

In fact, there was nothing to clean up, just changed into clean sportswear.

Han Lie only had a few thousand yuan left in his pocket and couldn't even afford a pair of decent shoes.

But for college students, wearing a pair of Jordans is just fine, not shabby.

Taking a taxi straight to Fuzhou Road, the driver knew the mention of Wang Baohe.

When Han Lie arrived, Pan Ge was already waiting inside.

Today, the eldest lady is wearing a little black skirt, gray silk and white boots. She is so smart.

With a touch of powder on her face, orange lipstick and orange eye shadow, she looks dazzlingly beautiful.

When she stood up and waved to Han Lie with a smile, Brother Lie couldn't control himself and swallowed quietly.

Little cucumber, this bitch seduces me!

"Come and sit down! Have I placed my order?"

It is obvious that Pan Ge is more enthusiastic than usual today, with a charming smile and a shark-like appearance.

Han Lie kept his expression strong and spoke as little as possible: "Okay, I'll see what happens."

Level 3 acting skills are not enough anymore.

In addition, level 3 expression management is probably too high.

Pan Ge waved to the waiter and took the order with concentration and familiarity.

"Four hairy crabs. I want a male crab weighing more than half a catty."

"A portion of crab paste and silver skin. Han Lie, you must try this, it's so delicious!"

"Shrimp and crab with both sides of yellow, crab noodles with Australian strips, Liuyang crab bucket, eight-treasure rice... By the way, Han Lie, would you like some of their rice wine?"

Han Lie nodded: "Okay."

Steamed hairy crabs with rice wine, one word: excellent!

While waiting for the food, Pan Ge chatted with Han Lie with a smile: "Hey, do you think the decoration here is too bad?"

Wang Baohe is a century-old store, and the current decoration is still in the style of the state-owned period, which is indeed a bit bad.

But, the meat in the buns is not the pleats, the taste is the key.

Thinking about the taste, the words turned out to be tongue-in-cheek: "With you here, Pengpi will shine, how can it be bad?"

Pan Ge covered her mouth and smiled sweetly: "Hey, are you so good at chatting?"

I’ve licked it all, keep going!

"The fact that you treat me to such a nice meal shows that you are a kind-hearted person. Shouldn't I give you a few compliments?"

"Pfft! Listening to what you said, why do I feel that 'people with beautiful hearts and kind hearts' are also called 'people who are stupid and have a lot of money'?"

"Then you must have misunderstood."

Han Lie shrugged: "My professional ethics are well-known and I always respect my sponsors."

If the smile before was a bit fake and more based on politeness, Pan Ge's smile now is much more genuine.

"Oh, you are really... well, you are so good at making girls happy!"

As soon as these words came out, combined with her tone, expression, and eyes, Han Lie suddenly felt a little dizzy.

Level 3 psychology is not enough either.

It was completely impossible to guess what she was thinking and what she really meant.

It seems to be praising, derogating and testing.

There are too many possibilities, too confusing.

Han Lie could only sigh silently, hey, when it comes to really high ranks, my two-sword skills are completely insufficient...

Damn it, you still have to make money quickly!

Of course, although he couldn't figure her out, Han Lie still had a way to deal with it.

——Big turn!

Han Lie suddenly twitched his nose, his face full of surprise: "Oh! It smells so good! Beauty Pan, my expectations have been fully satisfied by you!"

Pan Ge was a little proud, being reminded of a normal girl's reaction by Han Lie.

"Really? Their hairy crabs are really good. Eat more of them later!"

The topic just now was naturally ignored.

Within two minutes, the first dish was served.

Shrimp and crab are yellow on both sides.

It's a small portion, and it's not top-notch exquisite, but it's full of color, flavor, and flavor.

Pan Ge happily took out his mobile phone: "I'll take a photo!"

Han Lie smiled and nodded, watching her raise her phone.

A few seconds later, Han Lie suddenly realized: That's not right. It's just a crab. What's there to take a picture of?

No matter how much Pan Ge likes to post on WeChat Moments, shouldn't he at least post food check-ins at the level of Sushi?

Just Wang Bao, this environment, this presentation...

Han Lie still had a smile on his face, but his whole body was quietly shrinking back.

Next, she takes two photos of each dish.

After Han Lie made unremitting adjustments, he successfully shrank himself to the farthest point.

When the dishes were finally served and she had finished fiddling with them, the old man calmly picked up his 5S, put it under the dining table, and opened her circle of friends.

There is indeed a new development inside.

The text is: I finally waited for the first weekend of November, and today my classmates and I came to eat Wang Baohe!

Comes with four photos.

When Han Lie browsed it for the first time, he quietly breathed a sigh of relief.

He was indeed not in the mirror.

Then she zoomed in on the photo to see what she had taken.

As a result, the first photo made Han Lie dizzy.

Good guy, the person is not in the frame, but those size 43 feet are not polite at all, they are clearly exposed!

Yes, no need to ask, it must be for Xi Luting to see.

His pair of red and white Jordans could not be recognized by others, but Xi Luting definitely could.

This girl Pan Ge is indeed worthy of her nickname of Black Heart and White Lotus.

"Come on, try this, it tastes great!"

Han Lie looked at the enthusiastic Pan Ge and smiled bitterly in his heart.

He was able to trick Xi Luting in the middle of the applause because he had the advantage of foresight. He used his vest to occupy the position in advance and attacked her from both sides to seize her loophole.

If you look down on your "peers" because of this little victory, you will probably suffer a big loss sooner or later.

Teacher Pan, you can do it, you taught me another lesson!

While he was complaining, Han Lie was surprised to find that Pan Ge's expression suddenly froze and his eyes were a little panicked.

later?

What's behind me?

Han Lie's heart moved, and just when he was about to turn around to check, there was a burst of chaotic footsteps behind him.

After that, a strong voice greeted Pan Ge.

"Hey, Nannan, are you having dinner with your friends?"

Pan Ge stood up in a panic and shouted: "Dad!"

Han Lie was dumbfounded.