Do you want to make a big Ivan?

The high-level said helplessly: “Li Hao, don’t be too willful. This is the destruction of the earth.”

Li Hao thought for a while, if he had to make 150 million tons of equivalent, the senior management would not allow him to make it. The high-level doesn’t allow it, and you can’t build it yourself, and this is not something that one person can do.

Li Hao thought about it and said in a roundabout way:

“Then I can halve the equivalent of the big Ivan and make a small big Ivan. ”

“Halving, halving…”

The senior management hesitated: “We have to discuss it again.” ”

“Uncle, you should hurry up. ”

“Hmph…”

In an office, Huaxia’s senior management looked at his colleagues helplessly: “Look… What should I do? Li Hao said that he could halve the equivalent of Big Ivan, and he had to make Big Ivan. 、”

As he spoke, the higher-ups smiled a little dotingly: “This kid… He is a grievance of the natural hand. Once you are wronged, you will definitely take revenge. ’

“Experts, what do you think?”

The crowd fell silent.

After a while, an expert analyzed:

“If the yield of Big Ivan is halved, then it will be a hydrogen bomb with a yield of 75 million tons… This is still the largest in the world. It’s still nearly four times as powerful as the big fat man. Still is…… It’s still a little scary. ”

“yes, it’s halved. But the world still can’t find a suitable test site. This is too much, and there is still no place to test the explosion. ”

“What? It’s halved and there’s no place to test it?”

“That’s right. Although it has been halved, it will still be devastating to the planet. It’s a little too scary. We, we still don’t recommend this big Ivan after weight loss to appear. ”

“Then what should I do? Li Hao seems to be determined to make this. ”

At this time, another expert stood up and said in a deep voice:

“To build, to build. It can’t be said that after the provocation of the United States, an apology was hastily settled. Since we have already spread the ground in Huaxia, we must build it and prove it to the whole world – don’t compare weapons with us. ”

“So this big Ivan not only has to be built, but also has to be successfully tested. Let foreigners know that we are not verbally threatening, and that we really have the ability to create it. From now on, there will be no more such troubles, and no one will threaten us with this boring way of showing off force. Let them know that all threats of force, in front of my Huaxia, are just clowns jumping off the beam!”

‘Smack’.

A leader slapped the table and stood up: “Well said.” That’s it, Big Ivan, has to be built, and has to be a successful test explosion. But this equivalent needs to be reduced, to what the planet can bear. At the same time, it will not cause the deterioration of the environment, and will not affect the ecological environment, biological environment, and geographical environment. But at the same time, we must make some wolf ambitions feel that the strength of my Huaxia is strong and the heritage is profound!”

“Tell me, how much equivalent of Big Ivan, the earth can bear?”

As soon as the words fell, a group of experts began to make careful calculations.

‘Rustle’

In the room, the sound of paper and pen rubbing suddenly sounded.

All the people put themselves into their work and calculated carefully.

After a few moments, a scientist stood up and said in a deep voice, “Report, after our calculations.” It is possible to reduce the equivalent of Big Ivan to 50 million tons of TNT, the equivalent of 50 million tons, which is what the planet can bear. And there will be no sequelae. ”

“Okay, then the Great Ivan, which is five thousand tons equivalent. ”

“Lose weight!”

“Give Big Ivan a sixty percent weight loss. ”

“It’s time to go. ”

“……”

And at this time, the world finally understood the meaning of what Li Hao said on Weibo:

“We were afraid of shattering our glass. ”

This is the real Big Ivan.

It can be made, but after it is built, it cannot find a suitable experimental place on the earth, and it has become a world-destroying weapon.

It’s a horrible disaster.

It’s daunting.

The Ministry of Information of the People’s Republic of China issued a notice:

“Big Ivan, we will continue to make. But because Big Ivan’s yield was too large, there was no place on earth to test the explosion, and we were afraid of shattering our own glass. So we decided that Engineer Li Hao would give Big Ivan weight loss, reducing the original 150 million tons equivalent to 50 million tons of equivalent. Big Ivan, with an equivalent of 50 million tons, will undergo a test explosion test. If a cannon is made, it has to be set off. ”

“The number of hydrogen bombs in China has never been the largest in the world, but the number of hydrogen bombs in China has always been the largest in the world. At the same time, Huaxia does not store hydrogen bombs that do not have the necessary ones, and we do not need strategic reserves. Because my hydrogen bomb production line in Huaxia is like a production line for processing ham sausages. If needed, we will build a hydrogen bomb in one day that could destroy the world. ”

“Hopefully that day never comes. I hope that my big Ivan assembly line factory in Huaxia will never open. ”

“……”

After the news of Huaxia appeared, the world was in an uproar.

Shake!

This is simply an extremely strong word that has never been seen before.

Awesome!

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Countless Chinese netizens are excited:

“it!”

“The blood is boiling. 、”

“The 150 million tons of Big Ivan that I know in Huaxia can’t find any place in the world to test. So we reduced the equivalent by 100 million tons and just made 50 million tons. The 50 million tons made casually are also 2.5 times that of the big fat man in the United States. ”

“Hahaha, awesome Klaas!”

“It was so cool, I fell in love with the news for the first time. ”

“This news is so shocking. The assembly line of my Huaxia production of Big Ivan is like a ham sausage processing line. If there is a need, we will produce the Great Ivan who destroys the world in one day. But we don’t want to, we hope that the Big Ivan production line will never open. We did not create the Great Ivan, not because we did not have the strength, but because we did not want that day to come. ”

“Awesome!”

“Huaxia Rises!”

“Big Ivan is invincible!”

“……”

And at this time, all the countries of the world breathed a sigh of relief.

Finally…… Finally don’t get the real Big Ivan.

Although Big Ivan is still terrifying after losing weight with a weight loss of 50 million tons, it is so good that he doesn’t know where it is compared to the big Ivan who suffers all over the world.

England breathed a sigh of relief that they didn’t have to help the United States bear their mistakes.

“Fortunately, Huaxia is also aware of this problem. ”

“It’s dangerous. Because of the arrogant mistakes made by the United States, the United States almost had to bear the responsibility of the whole world. It’s so hateful. ”

“Oh my god, 50 million tons of Big Ivan, it’s still a terrifying weapon of destruction. ”

“It’s a little too strong. 、”

“Oh my God. ”

“50 million tons … Where’s the explosion?”

As soon as the question was asked, the crowd fell silent again.

At this time, the most uncomfortable thing is the rice country.

In the White House, the United States is as high-level as the color of the earth, and there is nothing to say.

The boss of the rice country was a little dazed and said: “Them, they want to reduce the equivalent of Big Ivan to 50 million tons?”

“Falck… They didn’t mention whether or not they would accept the $100 billion compensation from the United States? Instead, they reduced the equivalent of Big Ivan and wanted to continue to complete the test explosion? What does this mean?”

“Shhh ”

“What?”

“The big Ivan with a 150 million ton equivalent, the world can’t find a suitable corner to test the explosion. Although it will be very powerful, our country is still safe. Even if it’s not safe, it’s all over the world. But now, with an equivalent of 50 million tons, there is no threat to all mankind. But it’s starting to threaten my country… What if, what if they really want to do it the way of others? This time, they can test the explosion over the Pacific Ocean. ”

“Not good!”

“Big Ivan, with a yield of 50 million tons, is estimated to really explode in the Pacific Ocean,. ”

“Fake. Although the real Big Ivan is extinct, he is actually no threat to the United States. But the big Ivan, which has an equivalent of 50 million tons, will not be destroyed, but on the contrary, it will threaten the country of rice. ”

At this moment, the boss of the rice country was a little frightened.

Completely frightened.

Finished. It’s over.

He knew he was in trouble.

It’s a big disaster!

originally thought that Mi Guo would be able to threaten Huaxia, but I didn’t expect that this time not only would I be completely slapped in the face, but also that I would be slapped directly. A real slap in the face.

After a moment of silence, the tone of the boss of the rice country trembled a little:

“Quick, contact the Foreign Teachers Department. Apologize to Huaxia again, and ask Huaxia… Ask Huaxia, don’t study 50 million tons. Don’t study, don’t study, don’t study!”

“How much money to lose, I will pay for everything. We lose money. We chose to lose money. They are not allowed to experiment, they cannot test Big Ivan, 50 million tons … Woo woo, you can’t test it. ”

“It’s impossible for them to go to the North and South Poles, so there’s only one place – the Pacific Ocean. ”

Hiss –

Everyone, all gasped in unison.

Frightened.

The 50 million ton Big Ivan is the real threat.

The 150 million ton Big Ivan, it is impossible for China to test the explosion at will.

But 50 million can!

50 million is okay.

Woooooooo

Don’t try to explode, don’t try to explode… Woo woo, our country loses money, we admit our mistakes, can’t we apologize?

Don’t try to explode!_

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