Daily life: If you look at your deskmate, you can’t be a yandere

"No, you have to talk about a process, you're just one... Boom is gone. "

White foreign correspondents are a little speechless.

The black guy scratched his head a little confused.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it was my mistake."

"Then I'll do it all over again."

"Okay."

"You also know our country, Basitan is a neighbor of the island country. It's only a little over 10 kilometers across the sea, but luckily it didn't affect us.

"At that time, I saw a puff of smoke billowing from the island nation, and countless missiles were fired at two people."

"What are the names and appearances of those two people?!!

The white male reporter asked with some excitement.

"Well, I don't know. It was so far away that I could only see two black dots.

"Oh, you don't know. My eyesight is the best in our tribe. Others can't see it at all, so I'm a scout in the tribe. "

Okay, let's get straight to the topic, don't talk so much nonsense. I'll give you three cows later!! When

the black brother heard that there was a cow to take, he instantly became serious.

"Okay, remember to give me the three cows secretly."

"Otherwise, the minister of our tribe will rob my cattle."

The white reporter looked at the black guy in front of him, a little speechless.

"Okay, don't talk about three cows, it's no problem to give you ten cows. As long as you cooperate with our interview!! "

Male journalists are already dreaming of making a fortune in their hearts at the moment, and the profits generated by the Internet are far more than ten cows.

If the video becomes popular this time, male reporters will not wear food or drink for the rest of their lives. It is conservatively estimated that you can earn 100 million US dollars, but of course not in the old United States.

This video has to be released to the whole country, so that there is such a big profit, you can take it.

"Hey, hey..."The

black guy rubbed his hands together and let out a lewd laugh.

"Okay, I'll give you a good description of what I've seen today."

"You know, I was stunned when I watched it."

"I saw a water dragon that big rise from the lake next to me."

"I was thinking about going to the lake to drink some water, and a water dragon rose up into the sky."

"Not only that, but the water seems to have been summoned by someone. A steady stream of water dragons waited for the sea and lake next to me to rise to the sky.

"At that time, I thought there were really gods."

"When I came to the shore with all my might, I saw two men of the same appearance. It can be said that it is exactly the same, standing in place.

"I think this must be the immortal of the great country in the East, such a terrifying thing, or the mysterious country in the East can have it."

"I only vaguely see the appearance of those two people."

The foreign white reporter instantly seized the business opportunity and spoke.

"Could you please draw a picture of those two people?!!

"Or I'll ask a special artist to paint a picture, and you'll just be responsible for talking about it."

When the black guy heard this, he opened his mouth with a hippie smile.

"Okay, and don't forget my three cows."

The white reporter nodded.

"Don't worry, I can't forget you."

"Okay, international netizens. My name is Peter. Rove is an international foreign correspondent.

"We also heard the description of the black guy just now."

"We have preliminarily determined that there may really be immortals in Huaxia. Because of such a mysterious eastern power, it is impossible to do without a little hole card.

"Our live broadcast will continue to be broadcast for netizens across the country, our next stop is Huaxia, I also want to see how mysterious this mysterious country in the East is, and please have more cheers from the bosses."

Petrov turned off the live stream and picked up some equipment. Move the equipment into the helicopter, and so does the camera brother.

After 7 minutes of transportation, the two started the helicopter and flew in the direction of Huaxia.

............

The live broadcast room of Chenyu Station C is completely noisy.

Huaxia Publishing House: "Everyone, I just received the news that the island country has really been destroyed."

"Haha, I said it, I believe we are right."

"There's nothing wrong with that, I agree directly."

"Alright, let's tell me how it happened."

"Wait a minute, I'll ask our president. There must be no loss or falsification in this issue concerning the editing of the history books of Chinese youth, and we must ensure that all this is not fabricated.

"Le, you'll be even more shocked after a while, don't worry."

Chen Yu and Dan Heng chatted about some things about Danfeng, and Chen Yu directly closed the wheat in the live broadcast room.

It's all about talking, and the key is to talk.

Chief Huaxia looked completely serious on stage.

"I have gathered you today for a matter of urgency. The island nation is gone, destroyed by a mysterious person.

"Such a situation is contrary to international regulations. The old United States has already begun to put pressure on us, but..."

Chief Huaxia was interrupted by the Deputy Chief before he could finish speaking.

"Oh, we don't know which one it is, he came to ask us for someone, isn't this pure shamelessness??!!"

Someone asked such a question, and Chief Huaxia continued to speak his own words.

"Just a simple word today."

"Our country has taken a blind eye, not publicity, nothing more than an attitude. According to the principle of our diplomacy, we will wait until we have completed the investigation before giving them an explanation.

"Of course, during this period, there will be threats against our country, etc."

"Then our country will take a counter-attack attitude without hesitation, and the Minister of Foreign Affairs, we are always ready for diplomacy."

"In accordance with our diplomatic attitude and principles, we take a stance on this and threaten other countries if necessary. We will take a tough approach!!

"We don't know the reasons for the island's demise. But if the old United States threatens our country, then our country will take some necessary measures.

"We always keep in touch and communicate with the outside world, and we in Huaxia do not admit this incident."

"It's not about the country, it's about the individual. The old United States began to suppress China's economic development market and targeted China's goods exports.

"It has seriously hindered China's economic development, and our country has issued a warning to this, and the old United States should abide by its duties."

"In accordance with the rules established by the international community and other countries, we strongly condemn such an act of the island nation.

"I think this is a perfunctory, unfair and unjust act in favor of the island nation."

"My country once again warns that the Joint International Conference must be fair and just."