Daily life: If you look at your deskmate, you can’t be a yandere

Chenyu thought that it would not work now, it would be difficult to wait here.

Impossible, absolutely impossible.

"Let's go, come home with me!!"

Chen Yu said something weird, if you let others know, it will be free ♂

Dan Heng followed silently behind him, and Chen Yu walked in front. Thankfully, the storm also brought a good thing.

Finally, he didn't need to squeeze the subway, and he could go back directly with his own ability.

Chenyu found a remote location.

"Let's go."

Chen Yu slapped his palm on Dan Heng's body, and the two disappeared in an instant.

..................

The place where Chenyu lives in the glazed community.

With a chirp, a big hole was smashed out of the courtyard where Chenyu was.

"Ahem, the kidneys are deficient, the kidneys are really deficient. I don't even have the strength to walk, Danheng, are you okay?!!

Dan Heng (silent)

saw that Dan Heng's head was planted directly into the soil, and the lower half of his body was outside, which looked extremely funny.

In comparison, Chen Yu was much better, at least he didn't directly teleport his head into the soil.

Dan Heng pulled himself out with both hands, shook his head, and cleaned the dirt off his head.

"Next time, don't take me with you."

Dan Heng has already labeled Chenyu in his heart, he used to be powerful and mysterious. Now it's funny, sand sculptures, illogical, and dangerous.

I guess the next time I'm not careful, I don't know where I'm gone.

Jingliu sat on the couch in the hall, watching the video in front of him with relish.

"Hmm, is there such a thing as this?!!"

Jingliu just brushed up on some information about the marriage of the Huaxia Civil Affairs Bureau. And Jingliu only extracted two keywords from this video, that is, partner, husband and wife.

The world of the Internet is always so new, but we are in the era of the Internet, and these things are inevitable.

Chenyu patted the ash on his leg and coughed dryly.

But I didn't know that there was a pair of golden eyes, looking at the two of them through the gap in the curtain.

"There are five people, and the price is three."

"Danheng, you are one of them!!"

Brother Diandao smelled Danheng from afar, and since he couldn't wait to get along with his little wife.

"Danheng !!"

The blade broke out of the window directly, obviously extremely excited.

Dan Heng never expected that he would not be able to escape the pursuit of the blade wherever he fled.

Danheng: "??!!!!!"

If Dan Heng learns some Internet phrases Xi, plus he speaks out of some personalities, he will change it. It must be such a sentence.

"It's your kid who lured the devil over, and he really convinced you as a sixth child."

The blade held a fragmented sword, and the sword pointed at Danheng. Dan Heng fired his own spear, and the spear made a crisp sound.

Jingliu also stopped watching the video when he heard the sound of the clash of weapons, and came to the balcony.

"The two of them are fighting again!!"

Jingliu looked left and right, and found that there was no figure he was expecting. Feeling a little disappointed, he spoke.

"Chenyu, haven't you come back yet?!!"

A familiar voice sounded, and Chen Yu appeared behind Jingliu and spoke softly.

"In..."

Jing Liu turned his head and thought it was something he was familiar with, but what he didn't expect was Dan Heng (?) )。

"Danheng, weren't you fighting a duel with the blade just now?"

Danheng (?) Pretend to be open.

"Eh, do you listen to my voice like Danheng?!!"

Chenyu smiled, extremely happy.

Mirror Stream: "!!"

"Master, you took Dan Heng away?!!

Chenyu is a little helpless, he is playing himself. The appearance is almost the same as Dan Heng, and it is quite normal that Jing Liu can't recognize himself.

"What's going on in your little head?!!

In the blink of an eye, Chenyu changed into his black clothes.

"Okay, now you can recognize me."

Chen Yu smiled, and Jing Liu only reacted at this time.

"How did you do it?!!"

"It's very simple, it's like this, like that, like this, like this!!"

"How to be like this and that, like this and like that?!!"

Jingliu felt a little confused, how to speak became a tongue twister.

"Shhh

"Okay, I got it!!"

"Master, please marry me, I'll marry you."

Jingliu's face was sincere, and his clear eyes revealed a silly and sweet stupidity.

Chen Yu had a black question mark on his face, and he was a little overwhelmed.

"You, where did you look at this?!!"

"Master, you don't care where I saw it. I'll ask you if this marriage is going to end or not?!!

Jingliu's tone suddenly became stronger, and Chen Yu wiped his face a little embarrassed.

"It's... This is a very serious question..."

"Is ?!!it okay to wait for a few more years?"

Brother Diandao is fighting with his little wife Danheng, but only these two people are in love. There is no passion at all!!

Chen Yu was speechless for a while, according to the Chinese marriage law, the man who marries must be 22 years old, and the woman must be 20 years old. And Chenyu is still some distance from this, at most it is only one certificate for you.

As for getting married, don't even think about it.

"Wait for next year?!!

"Don't!!"

"No, even if you tell me this, master. Then let's change positions and think in the direction. It's a woman marrying a man, so it's just right.

Chen Yu was silent, this is a genius, this is a genius that is unique in ten thousand. The idea is so 6....

Even if it was a five-star general, General MacArthur saw it. I can't help but say a word.

"And you, my friend, you are a true genius. Don't be bound by the world, you are free. When you say that, I know I'm losing. "

Danheng's little wife immediately saw the battle with her own point knife brother's blade.

Without exception, Dan Heng, the little wife, is slightly better, and as for the blade, there is only a 30% win rate, and even this one has a win rate of less.

Jingliu took a breath and spoke.

"Today, if you don't get married, you have to get married, and if you get married, you can't resist anyway. Go, show me the way. Jingliu

said this sentence is extremely strong, anyway, for Jingliu, what others have, you must have yourself. What others don't have, you have to have.

And Chenyu occupies a large part of the mirror stream, and the other small part is playing, fun, juggling, fighting, skills, etc.

Chenyu has already played cool for himself in his heart, the snow lotus is fluttering, and the north wind is dashing. This short piece of lyrics is especially suitable for Chenyu's heart.

Chen Yu waved his hand helplessly and spoke.

"Okay, let's go back later. The rain is still falling, and I'm still wet.

"The dry clothes I just changed have been wet from the rain, and the clothes are very uncomfortable sticking to my body."

"Okay!!"

Looking at it in the mirror, it really became a little excited involuntarily in my heart.

The adrenal hormones in the body are stimulated, making the cheeks slightly rosy.